The Michigan Daily-Wednesday, January 11, 1978-Page 5 ARTS ARCADE . a weekly roundup 0 Shorties have short tempers NEW ORLEANS - Randy Newman's latest single, "Short People," may be satire, but most of the world doesn't realize it. It seems many are finding it tough to laugh at lines like "short people got no reason to live," especially those who are 5-foot-4 and standing on what Newman so eloquently describes as "little baby legs.'" For those who missed the catchy tune and the furor that has accompanied it, the song is a litany of short people's shortcomings - their "little hands and little eyes, little noses and little teeth, the platform shoes on their nasty little feet." Not tomention their "little cars going beep, beep, beep and their little voices going peep, peep, peep." It's not Randy Newman's fault if short people apparently can't take a joke, but he'd better look out for six-inch crosses bur- ning on his lawn. 'Peter Pan'flies back to Broadway NEW YORK - Mary Martin, famous for her portrayal of Peter Pan was con- gratulated by numerous show business personalities Monday night, Ethel Mer- man among them, following her per- Horowitz back in circulation Vladimir Horowitz - considered by most to be the greatest pianist in the world - will play a concert to mark the 50th anniversary of his American con- cert debut. Even though Horowitz's art has been held in high esteem all his life, his career has been dramatic, like the playing which has electrified Ameri- cans for half a century. He wasn't a prodigy; he played his first concerts at 18 for money, because his family lost everything in the Rus- sian Revolution. He left Russia two years later, became a huge hit in Europe, then in America, went away from the concert stage twice - atthe height of popularity - into seclusions so total that the idea of him ever again giving concerts seemed impossible. Horowitz's concert on Sunday will be with the New York Philaharmonic, the orchestra with which he played his first American .concert, Jan. 12, 1928. He played a 25th anniversary concert with the New York philharmonic, too, on Jan. 12, 1953. A breakfrom traditional theatre NEW YORK - Vaudevillians once Reports circulated today that the center, which seats some 6,000, may become a tennis court or a shopping center. Recent deaths SEDALIA, Mo. - Dick Porter, lead singer of the Inkspots singing group for the past nine years, died of a heart at- tack in a Sedalia motel room. Porter, 46, was found in the room Friday ni it after he failed to appear for an 8:30 p.m. show. LOS ANGELES - Services were scheduled Tuesday for screen star Sally Eilers, 69, who co-starred with such motion picture greats as Buston Keaton and Spencer Tracy, a family spokesman said Saturday. She died Thursday at age 69 oftan apparent heart attack at the Motion Picture Hospital. Miss Eilers' film career began in the 1920s, peaked in the 1930s and faded'In the 1940s. The arts arcade was compiled by Karen Bornstein, Owen Gleib r- man, Jeff Selbst and Mike Tay(gr from the wires of AP and UPI. Lily greets fans AP Photo ronmental rendering of the Oedipus classic in a dirt-filled, 16-foot pit. Grammy nominations announced LOS ANGELES - Longtime pop music giants Linda Ronstadt, Fleet- wood Mac and the Eagles shared the spotlight with newcomer Debby Boone as nominations for the 20th annual Grammy Awards were announced Monday. The Grammys, considered the most prestigious awards given in the music industry, will be presented by the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences Feb. 23. Boone, daughter of entertainer Pat Boone, exploded onto the pop music scene last year with "You Light Up My Life," a love ballad that was the No. 1 record from October through the end of the year. She was nominated for the best record single of the year, best new artist of the year and best female vocalist of the year. Ronstadt, last year's best female singer in pop, was again nominated in that category and also for best record for her rendition of the Roy Orbison tune, "Blue Bayou." Fleetwood Mac, whose Rumours was far and away the biggest selling album of the year, won a nomination for best pop group. Rumours was nominated as best album and best engineered record- ing. Bennett says no future, for rock LAS VEGAS - Tony Bennett, who has established himself as one of the, great crooners over his 25-year career, says he thinks kids are getting serious and rock music may be on the way out. We hear ya talking, Tony! Hello from Bobbie Janie LOS ANGELES - Actress-comedian Lily Tomlin, playing one of her charac- ters, Bobbie Janie, greeted ticket buyers Monday in the rain as ticket sales opened for her one-person show Lily Tomlin's Appearing Nitely in Los Angeles. Lily, whose show was a sellout and unanimous critical success in New York, will appear at the Huntington Hartford Theatre for four weeks start- ing January 30. Pistols aim at America ATLANTA - England's raucous Sex Pistols stirred up their first American audience with shouts and deafening sounds Thursday, but the punk-rock group's performance was unofficially NEW YORK - It is the last lineup. The final, arching seconds of a seven- minute show when 30 spangled girls link arms and let go with one eye-high kick to glory. They move like one women, with one smile, one heart beat, one prettiness, one identity. They come from farm towns and big cities. But more than that, they are Rockettes. And for the Rockettes, the most famous precision dancing troupe in the world, the last lineup may well be April 12' when Radio City Music Hall plans to close after 45 years in Rockefeller Cen- ter. OPEN THURSDAY AND FRIDAY EVENINGS UNTIL 9:00 S t' i Y I' , ' .. "i l 5 t ; t t r . " . " } C , 4 S. Rotten declared within the bounds of decency. "I thought you all were cowboys down here," jeered lead singer Johnny Rotten at the crowd, which later hurled popcorn and plastic cups onto the stage. The scraggly four-man band, whose anti-establishment behavior - spitting, A New Copying Center lowest prices in the area MOST COPIES ONLY3C FINE QUALITY FAST SERVICE RACKHAM COPIES Centicore 6oeks/ep 1229 S. University 665-2604 8 am-10 pm Welcome back Mary AP Photo ,;:::: formance in the opening of Do You Turn Somersaults? The performance marked the first return of Miss Martin to the Broadway stage in a decade. Vietnam celeb runs local radio show SAN DIEGO - A refugee who was once the top movie star in Vietnam is running a local radio show tailored for other refugees from Indochina with the help of a U.S. government grant. Doan Chau Mau has been looking for work since he came to this country two years ago. 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