The Michigan Doily-Saturday, January 28, 1978-PageS C n If U SEE N 0 VA CALL WZ JrDA Sell out- If music soothes the savage beast, we're going to have some awfully unsettled ape-types kicking around Ann Arbor this Spring. The University Musical Society has just announced that there are no longer any tickets left for this season's May Festival. According to the society's president, Gail Rector, "The extremely heavy series sale in the three weeks since the announcement of the festival is unpreceden- ted in the 85-year history of the festival." Rector said it is possible some single tickets for the April 27 and 28 concerts which feature Eugene Ormandy conducting the Philadelphia Orchestra, may be available-otherwise, you'll have to sit the MayFes out. Rector said all of the season pass requests have been fulfilled. Call 665-3717 for in- formation about the Ormandy performances. Happenings . . begin with "The Tale of Oniroku," a performance by the Performing Puppet People at 2:30. The show, which is an adaptation of a Japanese folktale, will be held at the Ann Arbor Public Library, 343 S. Fifth Ave. ... shake off the snow and shake your booty at a square dance, 8-12 tonight, at Hillel, 1429 Hill St. The daice is spon- sored by the Students for Israel and will feature a live string band ... we thought February was just on the horizon, but UAC tells us they're throwing a New Year's Eve party tonight. If you believe them, show up at the Union Ballroom at 9 p.m. with $1 for admission and let the good times roll. Cyprus will provide the music, and intoxicants can be purchased.. . if you would like to go cross-country skiing Sunday- and we can't imagine what else you'd do in this snow-call Cordelia at 668-6286 to make arrangements to go along on the Outing Club's trip to Peach Mountain . ., happy slaloming. What kind of fool is he? "A bank robbery? In Juneau, Alaska? You gotta be kidding me!" That's what everyone else thought too when word spread that a middle-aged man with a revolver tried to hold up the National Bank of Alaska in the 49th state's capital. It's not that Alaskans are any more righteous than us continental U.S.ers, it's just that a man in Juneau, Alaska has about as much chance of escaping a crime as Nixon has of re-election. The old gold-mining town of 17,000 residents has only 50 miles of roads, none of which leads anywhere. The city is surrounded by water and glacial mountains. The only way out of Juneau is by boat or by air on one of the six commercial flights departing daily. In fact it's so tough to complete a heist in Juneau that the city's last bank rob- bery occurred in 1932; the robber was later shot on the sidewalk in a pistol duel with the bank cashier. When Police Chief James Barkley found out about Thursday's robbery, he laughed: "He's either in- credibly dumb or incredibly smart and knows some way out of this town that I don't." On the outside Conditions will ease up today and tomorrow. Winds, which have caused massive drifting over the past few days, will settle down to 10- 15 miles per hour. Skies will be partly cloudy today and Sunday with possible scattered snow flurries both days. High temperature should hit 24 degrees and the low tonight will be near 7 degrees. What's new? Dial N for News. Not today, but within the next 100 years news- people are predicting that a simple call to your home-computer ter- minal will bring the news in from the doorstep and on to a video screen. 'We're going to hear more about news on demand in which our readers can call the newspapers' computer and determine the latest weather or sports scores or receive summaries of any hundreds of subjects," said H. L. Stevenson, United Press International editor in chief to Tennessee presspeople on Thursday. Stevenson also prophesized that newspapers will become smaller and more slick, resembling magazine formats gearted to individual readers' tastes. CROSS-COUNTR Y INJURIES RISE: Skiers warned of hidden perils CONCORD, N.H. (AP)-Emergency room staffs and orthopedic surgeons warn that severe cross-country skiing injuries are increasing because skiers underestimate the dangers of the sport. "The idea of slowly plodding through the soft snow creates an impression of false safety and they think you can't get country areas. "Since the first of the year we've treated 15 cross-country ac- cidents and some of them have been very, very serious," said Carol Ed- munds, an emergency room nurse there. "They think that because you're going much slower, you won't get hurt, but . . must be modernized, updated to match the safety factor of the downhill gear." he said. The cross-country binding holds the shoe to the ski, and can twist-or snap- a skier's leg in a fall. downhill ski bin- dings break free of the skis in a tumble. "The bindings are well-designed to move straight ahead and on level ground. The problems start when the skier confronts a hill," Porter said. "People must understand what the skis will and won't do," said Dr. James Edmond, emergency room directorat Maine's Rumford Community Hospital CINEMA II AUD. A ANGELL HALL Saturday, January 28 HESTER STREETSI Director-JOAN MICKilN-SIL VER (1975) A story of the comic and painful Americanization of a turn-of-the-century immigrant couple, Hester Street is filled with the sights and sounds of New York's Lower East Side. "An unconditionally happy achievement . . . beyond all the details there is a magnificent performance of Carol Kane as the wife-big-eyed, scared and inaudible at first . . . a triumphant bonfire at the end."-Vincent Canby. 78 9p.m. $1.50 Cinema i is now accepting new membership applications. tion forms are available at all Cinema 11 film showings. Applico- ALAN JOHNSTON of Henniker, N.H. agrees that cross-country skiing is sometimes dangerous, but shows that the sport-if practiced--can be handled safely. hurt cross-country skiing. But they're wrong. Very wrong," said Dr. Robert Porter. IN THE current issue of the Journal of the American Medical Association, Porter and Dr. John Lyons, both of, Hanover's Mary Hitchcock Hospital, said cross-country skiing is not as safe as assumed. Porter catalogued these injuries: broken legs, ankles and arms, dislocated shoulders and hips, and a variety of torn ligaments. Few hospitals divide skiing injuries. into cross-country or down hill categories, but a spot check of hospitals in Maine, Vermont and New Ham- pshire, that do keep such figures in- dicates many people are injured while cross-country skiing. IN ANN .ARBOR, however, Univer- sity and st. Joseph Hospital staffers said cross-country skiing injuries are minimal, with the two emergency rooms seeing about 3 to 4 skiers a week. Most of the doctors said weather ex- posure and ankle injuries are the most common ailments. Memorial hospital in North Conway is near seyeral New Hampshire cross- they forget you can break your leg by taking a wrong step while walking," Miss Edmunds said. Ski store operators agree. "They come in, buy the skis and rush out to the nearest patch of snow-covered ground, thinking they know all they need to know about skiing," said a Portland, Maine, merchant. "But two-thirds of them haven't taken five minutes of in- struction on how to handle the equip- ment." 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