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But to make it work, Pete Rose, Joe Morgan, and Bobby Tolan must get on base consistently. If they don't, and they didn't against the A's, the team is in trouble. Gary Nolan may be lost for the season, but in Roger Nelson the Reds have picked up a more than capable replacement. Nelson, who came over in a steal from the Roy- als, should give the Reds a starter who can go the distance, giving re- lievers Clay Carrol, Pedro Borbon and Tom Hall some rest. The Pittsburgh Pirates have as much (if not more) talent as the Reds. Roberto Clemente's place in right field will be taken by either Manny Sanguillen, Gene Clines, or Vic Davilillo, all .300 hitters. The entire Pirate lineup is the sort that Micky Lolich dreams of after eat- ing too many pizzas. The Pirate pitching staff, lead by Steve Blass and fireman Dave Guisti, is underrated but they get the job done. They will not be helped much by a team de- fense that borders on the nonex- istent. 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However, not even bungling Bing Devine, the Cardinal GM, could get rid of all the talent on this club. Joe Torre and Ted Simmons are. fine players, and the starting rotation, from Bob Gibson down to Scipio Spinks, is solid. If the team's flock of capable youngsters c o m e through, the Cards could sur- prise. The Montreal Expos were me- diocre last year and their sole "improvement" was the addition of Jorge Roque. On line The Philadelphia Phillies spent most of last summer challenging the Texas Rangers ,for the title of worst team in baseball. Had it not been for Steve ((The Franchise) C a r 1 t o n, they most certain- ly would have succeeded. Ken Brett, Jim Lonborg, and Cesar To- var, obtained for a pittance in off- season trades, should help push the Phils toward respectability. Over in the West, the Houston Astros were one of the most pub- licized failures in the majors last year. Manager Harry Walker was fired and controversial Leo Duro- cher has taken over the club. The Astros boast an emerging superstar in. Cesar Cedeno. Lee May and Jim Wynn supply the power, and the Astros made a real steal in obtaining Tommy Agee from the Mets. If Agee sparks, then hot hitter Bob Wat- son will move behind the plate. The pitching staff of the At- lanta Braves was last in the league last year, so general manager Ed- die Robinson obtained Pat Dobson and Roric Harrison from the Ori- olesrGary Gentry and Dan Frisel- la from the Mets, and Carl Mor- ton from the Expos to add to hold- overs Phil Niekro and Cecil Up- shaw. Despite this impressive haul, the Braves have too many holes in the starting lineup to challenge the Reds. The big excitement in At- lanta this summer will be watch- ing Henry Aaaron's assault on Babe Ruth's home run record. The West Coast teams will hold down the bottom of the West di- vision. The Los Angeles Dodgers gave up too much for overrated righthander Andy Messersmith and third baseman Ken McMul- lan. The team has solid pitching and two good front-line everyday players in Bill Buckner and Willie Davis, but unless Walt Alston can find a set lineup for his infield, the team will continue the title "Dodgerrors" that it received last year. The San Francisco Giants are in the middle of a youth movement. Newly acquired Tom Bradley leads a staff of eager young arms, but he suspicion here is that Juan Marichal and Sam McDowell are washed up. The San Diego Padres feature a genuine. star in Nate Colbert, a dangerous "stickman" in Leior Lee, and little else. Well, Wash-! ingtonians are accustomed to me- diocre ball clubs. AP Photo Jackson native out of trap Dave Hill, native of Jackson, Michigan, perfects his form as he practices for the Masters Tournament to begin Thursday in Augusta, Georgia. Jack Nicklaus, a four time Masters winner and last year's green coat winner, will also compete in the 37th Masters. Wol1verine lacrossers pulverize tiny Ashland College in 17-2 rout I By BARRY ARGENBRIGHT The Michigan lacrosse team turned in their third straight win of this young season by scoring an impressive 17-2 triumph over Asp- land College Sunday afternoon. Ashland started things rolling early in the first period with a quick goal by Bob Cooper, but from then on it was all Michigan's game. Bob DiGiovanni was the key man in the first period as he contributed three of the Wolver- ine's four goals, including a spec- tacular solo effort while falling to the turf. In the second period, Michigan came out roaring as they notched 'tMAGNA CVM ROCK C ynthia Peabody was far and away the brightest girl at the university. Added to her many triumphs were Home- coming Queen, captain of the debate team and honorary right tackle of the varsity football squad. The actual right tackle was a happy-go-lucky 280 pounder named Mad Dog Linguini. Mad Dog was overjoyed about sharing his position with Cynthia. 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