Page Two THE MICHIGAN DAILY Wednesday, February 5, 1975 ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU DID SOMETHING? Immediate Orenings on the following University Committees: Student Organizations Board * Civil Liberties Board O Student Relations 0 Advisory Committee on Recreation,j Intramural, and Club Sports f Research Policies (graduate students only) -ALSO-- * University Cellar Board of DirectorsI (GRADUATE STUDENTS ONLY) Interviews for all these committees will be next Tues. and Wed. (Feb. 11 & 12) For more information, to sign up for interviews, and to pick up applications qo to the SGC offices, 3rd floor Michigan Union. C $0 FROM MARCH 2-9 Golden Bird Flights TRIP INCLUDES " 7 Nichts at the SHERATON BRITISH COLONIAL " Round trip jet from Windsor to Nassau " All tips and hotel taxes included 0 Free transfers and boaogaqe handlinq between hotel and airport in Nassau * Complimentary creen fees and te.nnis " Complimentary in-fliaht meal and bar plus many other extras I Heath resigns (Continued from Page 1) fident" after the vote. "IT IS A very good basis on which to go forward to the second ballot. We believe that our vote will remain firm, and we hope to attract a few more," she said. But Britain's oddsmakers fa- vored another possible conten- der-Conservative Party Chair- man William Whitelaw, 56, who gained a high reputation as min- ister for Northern Ireland when the Tories were in power. He stayed out of the first ballot to back Heath. However, some feel White- law's more moderate views may be more acceptable to the pub- lic and to labor unions than the hard, right-wing attitudes re- cently expressed by Thatcher. She has called for a return to traditional Conservative poli- cies and the free market system. The burly, popular Whitelaw had said he would not oppose Heath, his personal friend, but he is likely to enter the race, now, observers said. """ maamm TRAVEL Ii WORLD You can find meaningful work The National Association for n the Southern Poor has brought new pride, to the blacks of Vir- Virg niaainia and North Carolina. Their efforts have enabled the people to achieve better schools, hous- n .C. inand most important of all, a belief in making a political system that will work for all of us. The hours are lona and the pay is $75 a week and trans- portation, plus the satisfaction of making democratic ideals a reality to a people lust emerc- ina from slaverv I 1 994.0244 i WORLD SPEED CHESS MARATHON RECORD AP Photo Skating silhouette With winter weather, ice skating is a popular activity. And wit h crowded rinks and park ponds, a person must be innovative to find a bare spot of ice, as he skates across a frozen swamp in t he Rochester, N.Y., suburb of Fairport. STEVE FELDMAN Chess Champion) (6 times Michigan and BOB BEINISH f CULTURAL NIGHT We need staff. Write P.O.B. 1834, Petersburg, Virginia 23803 We will be visitinq Ann Arbor and talkinq to people about NASP. If you'd like to know more about us, we will be at the followina locations: Feb. 6-9:30 a.m. to 2:00 p.m., Mich. Union Ballroom Feb. 7-10:00, 1:30 and 400, Career Planninq & Placement Feb. 10-10:00, 1:15 and 3:00, Career Planning & Placement Call 764-7457 to sign up for a aroup appointment A Movie about the Assembly will be shown on February 6 at 7:30 in Room 8115 of the Modern Lanquaqes Buildinq (of Brooklyn) will try to break the ENGLISH-HELD 81 HOUR 32 MINUTE WORLD RECORD Starling at 9 a.m. Thursday IN DAVID'S BOOKS 529 E. Liberty 663-8441 ii ii .5 =i. E- 1 F 1 E F r t i TIME: 8:00 p.m. PLACE: Eaton Lounqe, Baits I 1. North Campus EVENTS: Asian - American Poetry Readinq: Asian-Ame- rican Songs: Skits Relatin q the Asian-American Experi- ience.. .U REFRESHMENTS S, """"" """" """" """ I THE MICHIGAN I Volume LXXXV,] 'Wednesday, Februar; Is edited and managed at the University of Mic: phone 764-0562. Second c paid at Ann Arbor, Mic Published da II y Tuesc Sunday morning during sity year at 420 Maynard Arbor, Michigan 48104.E rates: $10 by carrier (cai $11 local mail (Michigan $12 non-local mail (otbe foreign . iSummrer session publi day through Saturday Subscription rates: $5.5Q icampus area); $6.00 (Michigan and Ohio); local mail (other states a DAILY No, 105 ry 5, 1975 by students ;higan. News class postage higan 48106. day through the Univer- tStreet. Ann Subscription opposite results." mnuas area;IIrmak read a statement to r states and newsmen that had been draft-I ed at a two-hour meeting of ished Tues-1 the National Security Council. y morning. 0 by carrier It hinted that Turkey may re- local mail consider agreements that pro- $65 non- vide America with several mili- tary bases in Turkey, including -the strategic airfield at Incir-E lik.I "TURKEY NO longer sees S any benefit in continuing pre- sent negotiations with the Unit- agreements. Irmak added that "the full responsibility for the reorganiz- ation of the present defense co- operation between Turkey and the United States will rest with the U.S. Congress. The cutoff also will require Turkey to reconsider its con- tributions to the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) the premier said. Both Greece and Turkey are NATO mem- bers. Turkey loses Aid (Continued from Page 1) ed States on the application of and added, "Such an attempt the present bilateral agree- at pressuring Turkey was con- ments," Irmak said. The U.S. demned to produce exactly the bases are covered under such DAILY CLASSIFIEDS BRING QUICK RESULT i . i DON'T MISS THE ANNUAL KIWANIS SALE THURSDAY-10 a.m.-8 p.m. FRIDAY-12 noon-8 p.m. SATURDAY-10 a.m.-3 p.m. MINI-COURSE 420 INDIVIDUAL AND SOCIETY IN THE ANCIENT AND MODERN NOVEL TUESDAYS & WEDNESDAYS February 11-March 19 2408 MH 4-5:30 p.m. TOPICS: John Aldridqe on JOSEPH HELLER, H.D. CAMER- ON on PETRONIUS, S.F. 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