Page Eight THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Eight THE MICHIGAN DAILY __-_,I George Harrison 'While my guitar gently weeps... W C. Fields? Dylan? By JOAN BORUS He ends his first set with a rendition of "Polly-Wolly Dood- le" that would put Shirley Tem- ple to shame. It's punctuated with the "deep-doodely-dop- wops" and slurred vocals that take you back to the days of the sleazy speakeasy. At the end of the song, Leon Redbone takes a sip of "Mich- igan Water" from his tumbler, deliberately and almost pain- fully gets up and drawls out: "I shall be back directly". For a minute you can't believe it and you look at the retreating fig- ure to be sure you're not see- ing things. EVERYTHING - his gait, his exaggerated mannerisms, t h e "Michigan water," and his black three-piece suit, complete with a polka dot tie and geometric print vest, suggests the rein- carnation of W.C. Fields with only the top hat missing. Leon Redbone stinks of the twenties and thirties so bad that he must have been born in a dim-lit poolhall and a bath- tub full of gin. Hz's a musician who literally acts out his music. The intermission over now, he returns back to The Ark's living room for a second set. All eyes turn back to the staircase to look at him, and again t h e y can't believe it. He stands theatrically at the top of the stairs with a cigar in his mouth, sombrero over h i s toboggan hat, and harmonica rack a la Dylan. AS HE walks down, he casual- ly lights up a cigar. Someone doubtfully calls out "Chico?" In a voice dripping with dis- dane, Redbone replies, "No, I'm Zeppo". "You've got to have a sense of style" he expounds after- wards. He has two sides: side A is country-sized Jimmy Rod- gers and side B is bluesy Robert Johnson. In fact, he sounds exactly like an old 78 record, complete with scratches. You can even hear the surface noise. Every detail is faithfully re- produced - from his singing (those "skiddily-boop-doop non- sense syllables we all know and love) to his yodeling to t h e nasal, slurred vocal to his im- itation of trombone and honey dripped crooning. His guitar sounds incredibly like the rag- time piano style of great blues musicians. TALKING seriously to R e d- bone is just short of impossible. How can you possibly have the usual kind of interchange with a man who claims his father was Paganini and his mother was Jenny Lind? As Bonnie Raitt said in a recent Roling Stone article, "I spent an after- noon with him in a hotel room . . and I kept wondering when he was going to become norm- al. He never did." With encouragement from the man himself, all kinds of in- credible legends have sprung up around Leon. Undoubtedly some of them have to be true. For awhile it was rumored that he was really 400 years old. Apparently, none of Redbone's friends, fellow musicians, or business associates know where he's from, how old he is, or what his real name is. WHEN HE was to appear at the 1972 Mariposa Folk Festi- val, his biography stated, "My name is Blind James Hocum. I come from New Orleans and the reason I wear dark glasses all the time is because I used to lead Blind Blake through t h e South." According to the Rolling Stone article, a crumpled old photo of Dylan accompanied this biographical gem. In 1969 or '70 Leon myster- iously showed up in Toronto, but many ways, including the ever- present sunglasses. IN FACT, in 1972, when Dy- lan had to leave the Mariposa Folk Festival via a police launch, he grabbed Leon. The two of them left together, sport- ing matching black umbrellas, black suits, and identical black hats. Many people became convinc- ed that Bob and Leon were bro- thers. Looking at Leon, it is tough to tell where Groucho f ..... .4 .. tir.: . .. . .. ..,. .,. _.. __ r