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Excerpts From Allen's *College Bulletin:

Philosophy XXIX-B:
Introduction to God. Confrontation with
the Creator of the universe through in-
formal lectures and field trips.
Psychopathology:
Aimed.at understanding obsessions and
phobias, including the fear of being sud-
denly captured and stuffed with crabmeat,
reluctance to return a volleyball serve, and
the inability to say the word "mackinaw"
in'the presence of women. The compulsion
to seek out the company of beavers is
analyzed.
Introduction to Social Work:
A course designed to instruct the social
worker who is interested in going out "in
the field." Topics covered include: how to
organize street gangs into basketball teams,
and vice versa; playgrounds as a means of
preventing juvenile crime, and how to get
potentially homicidal cases to try the slid-
ing pond; discrimination; the broken
home; what to do if you are hit with a
bicycle chain.

Introduction to Psychology:
The theory of human behavior. Why some
men are called "lovely individuals" and
why there are others you just want to
pinch. Is there a split between mind and
body, and, if so, which is better to have?
Aggression and rebellion are discussed.
(Students particularly interested in these
aspects of psychology are advised to take
one of these Winter Term courses: Intro-
duction to Hostility; Intermediate Hos-
tility; Advanced Hatred; Theoretical
Foundations of Loathing.) Special consid-
eration is given to a study of consciousness
as opposed to unconsciousness, with many
helpful hints on how to remain conscious.
Modern Biology:
How the body functions, and where it can
usually be found. Blood is analyzed, and it
is learned why it is the best possible thing
to have coursing through one's veins. A
frog is dissected by students and its diges-
tive tract is compared with man's, with the
frog giving a good account of itself except
on curries.
* from "Getting Even"
by Woody Allen
Random House

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