mqe- Page Six THE MICHIGAN DAILY Sunday, December 6, 1970 Sunday, December 6, ]974 THE MICHIGAN DAILY A LITTLE MORE And Pooh's search continues... ...-~ ' ~ *~ ,~Tter h..F'-.. , r^~'~ - ' - d -'nn;iU r,!aiit a!Wf . n' i5 .'-sz... -TL _4a.. '.. ".i." "._". .. .Images (Continued from Page 5) did, who didn't he store up hay- corns for the cold season? Now they are all covered with this white stuff." "That's easy," said P oo h, "Anyone knows that the only storage place small pigs (and es- pecially small bears!) have is their own tummy-tum-turn." "Still," said Rabbit, "I think Piglet is big enough to take care of himself." "Shush," said Robin, "So a r e you. But you're still our friend. Now, Piglet, t ell me what's wrong, small friend. Maybe I can help you, for now I am sev- en. And with the help of the Brains of Pooh, I am sure I can help you." Piglet sniffed, "Oh, hi; here I am a very small pig, weighing as I do almost nothing at all and now no food for the winter. I am afraid I will just disappear away to nothing." "Oh no you won't," said Pooh. "Of course not," Rabbitrin- sisted. "You will only be a trifle hungry, nothing really, at least for the time being. Tell me, Ro- bin, about this snowing a n d Christmasing-" "Well, Rabbit," said Robbin, "I think we should take care of the smaller questions first, you know, little things like anxious bears and hungry pigs. After all, what's all the snowing a n d Christmasing in the world if Piglet doesn't have. any hay- corns to eat. Tell you what, how would you like to lead the rest of us on an expedition to find haycorns in the snow for Pig- let?" "Well, I would Robin, but I wonder what Owl would think of that," Rabbit replied. Just at that moment, o p e n flew the door and who was there but Owl and Eeyore. Owl, of course, was first, pulling the Re- lucant Donkey by the right ear ("Ouch, my left ear sounds like it hurts!" Eeyore had insisted). "Well, by now, I assume you have discovered that it is snow- ing and Christmasing," said Owl, still slowly dragging Eeyore in- to the house. "Actually, we hadn't discussed that point yet," replied Rabbit, "However, I was just about to bring it up with Robin here. Af- ter all, there are more important things to do than look for hay- corns for one small pig. So Ro- bin, now, that we are all here, I gather that all this stuff on the ground has something to do with snowing, but Piglet here seems to be a little mixed up about Christmasing. We, meaning Owl and I, were goinng to tell him earlier all about it, but we know you could tell him so much bet- ter. "I'd rather have haycorns re- ally," said Piglet, "But yes, tell us Robin, what is Christmasing anyhow?" "Well, don't worry," said Ro- bin, "it'll happen in good time, Piglet. We'll see. But as f o r now-" "Eggzactly," said O w 1 who knew Robin was more interested in haycorns, "We'll see. Now as for haycorns-" "Eggzactly," said Eeyore, "Re- member me? You're still pulling on my ear, but as you can very well see, I am already well in- side the door of my own some- what free four hoofs. And may I now ask, what, eggzactly, is the reoson I have been abduct- ed from my comfortable hut, so graciously rebuilt by you fellows, and dragged on a forced march to this dwelling? May I ask, humbly, before you interrupt me, what I have done to de- serve this deed you have perpe- trated upon me? Why have you done this thing to me?" "Eeyore, we've really done it See POOH, Page 8 am. THE STORY OF Y ft ~ THE MAN R " A N D HONEST JULIUS( l- THE GI " alias THE WOMAN (etdo'~TEG the man . . . And it came to pass that there was a man and his name was Julius he did verily make the best pizza in town. But it was a f a c t that the was unhappy for many people came from afar who wished to cons the fermented juice of the hop plant with their pizza and he coulc give them that which they desired. And it came to pass that one night, as he lay asleep in his tent, there c f. unto him in a dream a woman and she said unto him "Behold, I can su your customers with the fermented juice of the hop plant that they so r desire. For verily, I am the girl next door and my name is J ulia and beer and many other things and I welcome p e o ple unto my store Ia night, yea, verily unto the same hour that thou closest also." - And the man woke up and saw that it was a good idea, yea, a very ff.. idea. Mo. 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