Page Eight THE MICHIGAN DAILY Friday. Aaril 9. 1971 Page Eight THE MICHIGAN DAILY FIdoAAvANiOifWA 1711 THIS EASTER Remember your loved ones with a gift from Liberty Music. Wlaether it's classical, popular, or rock-L.P.'s, tapes, or cas- S settes, you'll find it at OH YOU KID: ' .'At Phone NO 2-0675 MUSIC SHOP 417 E. Liberty '?J;";"Y+" ." ..... Goody AUGUSTA, Ga. (P) - Charles Coody, a rangy veteran of nine years on the pro golf tour, cut out a remarkable, six-under-par 66 and took the first round lead in the 35th Masters championship yesterday. The 33-year-old Texan, who blew a chance to win this tourna- ment in 1969, held a three stroke lead over a group of three players with only a handful of competi- tors still out on the famed Au- gusta National Golf Club course. No one appeared to h a v e a. chance to catch him. Tied for second at 69 were for- mer PGA champion Ray Floyd, Bob Murphy and Hale Irwin. I Arnold Palmer, the 41-year-old millionaire who has won this tournament four times, strug- gled in with a 73. Defending champion Billy Casper matched par 72 on the 6,980 yard layout. Jack Nicklaus, the reigning PGA champion and the man favoredl burns to win this tournament, had a mediocre 70. He missed two short birdie putts on the final two holes. "I'll never learn," he said, shaking hisblond mane in dis- gust. "I w a s moving my head. I'll just never learn to keep still. "It wasn't a good round. It wasn't bad, but those two missed putts kept it from being good. "I'm four strokes b a c k, but there's three rounds to go. He was the only one of the real- ly glamour names of thoe g a m e able to b r e a k par during the warm, sunny day t h a t lured a massive gallery of some 20,000 to the 6,980 yard, par 72 Augusta National Golf Club course. As usual, a 1 a r g e portion of them followed Arnold Palmer, the muscular millionaire who has won this title a record four times. But they had little to cheer about. Palmer took a 73, including a double bogey six on the 10th hole where he missed the green and I three-putted from five feet, miss- ( per had a 72 "and am very pleas- ing from eight inches on his sec- ed," he said. "I feel fortunate to ond putt.; have scored that well todnrav" up the - ' . I "I looked it over and took my stance and really h i t it pretty good," he said, "but it just jumped off the putter. I just missed it. "I played atrociously. It's, the worst round I've had all year. I can't think of anything I did well. I drove poorly and I hit a lot of bad irons. I made a couple of putts, but I missed a couple of short ones, too." Defending champion Billy Cas- Tony Jacklin of England, the U.S. Open title-holder, matched Palmer's 73. Goody, a Texas Christian grad- uate and former Air Force officer, had a big chance for the 1969 Masters title. He held the lead alone when he walked off the 15th green on the final round. "I remember thinking I could par in and win it," he recalled. course Golfers cart out to tackle' Buckieye links PUT REAL PROTECTION i BETWEEN YOUR EYES By JIM EPSTEIN Michigan's golf team, strong third place finisher at the Miami Invitational, moves into its sec- ond tournament competition of the year today at Columbus, Ohio. The tournament, the Kep- ler Invitational, brings together six squads from the Big Ten, six from the Ohio Valley Conference and a few independents, including tough Notre Dame. Senior Rocky Pozza, who had the best Wolverine score at Mi- ami, will play as the number one man for the linksmen this week. New From Levi! For the Student Body: Boot Je'ans $1z50 PRE-SHRUNK CHECKMATE State Street at LibertyI Coach Bill Newcomb says Pozza did "everything we hoped he could do" at Miami. The second man for Michigan will be senior captain John Roska, followed by junior Dan Hunter, sophomore Neil Spitalny, third- year player Gary Ballet and a new man in the Wolverine top six, sophomore Chuck Burnham. The Kepler will be held at the Ohio State scarlet course, which brings the Buckeyes more prom- inently into contention for first place honors. According to New- comb, the home course advantage should give O h i o State a few strokes on the rest of the field. But the teams to beat are two other Big Ten teams, Purdue and Indiana. Newcomb also sees the Boilermakers and Hoosiers as the potential powers in the conference this season. The Wolverines, in the coach's estimation, with a representative performance should finish in "the top three or fourteams" at the Kepler. Balliet, shooting in the fifth position, is coming off a rel- atively poor showing at Miami. He shot a disappointing 82 in the second round of competition, but Newcomb shows enough confi- dence in him to come back with him today. TV RENTALS $10.50 per month NO DEPOSIT FREE DELIVERYf AND SERVICE CALL: NEJAC TV RENTALS 662-5671 AND THE SUN You'll never know how comfortable sun glasses can be until you've tried famous Ray-Bans. Pro- fessional-quality optical glass lenses reduce harmful rays to cool, soft light, give sharpest vision. You'll like the way they fit and feel. Solid, not flimsy and loose like ordinary sun glasses. And the many styles are as good to look at as to look through. See them soon. BAUSCH & LOMB SUN GLASSES THE MOST DISTINGUISHED NAME IN SUN GLASSES 4 '-Associated Press RAISING HIS ARMS high like some sun-crazed Messiah or lying fisherman, Charles Coody signals that he has taken the first round lead in the prestigious but racist Masters with a 6-under- par 66. You might say he gave the other golfers coodies, heh. Colt halfback. Matte gutted; showgirl's hubby shows girl By The Associated Press . Baltimore - Baltimore Colt running back Tom Matte's appen- dix was removed yesterday after an attack the night before that doc- tors first thought might be a recurring bleeding ulcer. A spokesman; for the National Football League team reported Matte was resting comfortably following the surgery at Union Me- morial Hospital in Baltimore. ® DALLAS - Lance Rentzel, star flanker of the Dallas Cowboys of the National Football League, pleaded guilty yesterday to a charge of exposing himself to a 10-year-old girl. He was assessed a 5-year probated sentence. The probation terms provided that Rentzel receive medical and phychiatric care. Speaking in a barely audible voice, Rentzel made his guilty plea . before Dist. Judge John Mead in a courtroom more than half full of spectators. * * * * MOMBASA - King-Kong, that ageless sports wonder, is rum- ored to have signed with the American Basketball Association's new Mombasa franchise for a five-year supply of bananas. Scouts report that Kong is an absolutely brutal one-on-one play- er, but a little tempermental. * NEW YORK - President Richard M. Nixon and his Vice Pres- ident Spiro T. Agnew are scheduled to hunt Newfoundland deer with B-52's on an upcoming segment of The American Sportsmen. The report from ABC also disclosed yesterday that another fu- ture segment of the program will feature a stray dog hunt in San Francisco with woosome twosome Jann Wenner and Alan J. Weber- man. Empty Cradles in the Old Corral Unemployment stalks the campus. Students search frantically for any kind of part-time work, but there is no work. In fact, if things don't get better soon, many students may be forced into baby-sitting. I hear you cry, "No! No!" But alas, my friends, desperate times require desperate remedies. So if baby-sit we must, let us at least do it scientifically. To begin with, be sure you have the right equipment for the job You will need three things: an ordinary kitchen chair, a whip, and a pistol loaded with blank cartridges. It is essential to dominate the baby from the very start. Never show fear; they can smell it. Walk into the nursery boldly with your head thrown back, singing a lusty song-La Marseillaise, perhaps, or A Boy Named Sue. Stomp around the room several times. Crack your whip. Fire your pistol. Keep it up till the baby knows you mean busi- ness. But terror, though necessary, is not enough. To get the best re- sults out of a baby, you must also make it love and trust you. This, however, cannot be accomplished by firing your pistol, not even close to the baby's ear. A new tactic is required: you must give it some food. The baby's habitual diet is a viscous white fluid called "formula."' This should be served at the temperature of your wrist. In the event you can't find the baby's formula, let it suck your wrist. It will never know the difference, for the baby is basically an organism of dim intel- ligence, though not without a certain peasant cunning. After the baby has ingested the formula or sucked your wrist for thirty minutes or so, it grows stuporous and is ready to go to sleep-the very thing you've been waiting for. You can hasten this desirable con- dition by singing a lullaby. If you don't know any lullabies, make one up. This is really quite simple. In a lullaby the words are unimportat w since the baby, basically an organism of dim intelligence as we have seen, does not understand them anyhow. It is the sound which matters in a lullaby, so use any old thing that comes into your head, just so it rhymes. For example, I have always had excellent luck with this one: Go to sleep, mylittle infant, Googoo, moomoo, poopoo, Ynfant. Next, arrange the baby in the position for slumber. A baby sleeps best on its stomach but, owing to its dim intelligence, it will keep turn- ing itself over if not prevented. Therefore, to insure that it remains prone, it is wise to place a soft, heavy object on its back-another baby, if possible. Once the baby is asleep, remove your wrist from its mouth and tiptoe softly from the room, closing the door tightly behind you so you will not be disturbed by its crying. Then turn on the television, go to the refrigerator and reward yourself for a job well done. Reward your- self how? Surely you know ... with Miller High Life Beer, of course! That is how honest workers like you have been rewarding them- selves for over 115 years. And no wonder! What better reward than Miller's amber liveliness? What higher bounty than Miller's lively amberness? What pleasanter premium than Miller's breath-taking, joy-making, soul-waking flavor? What welcomer bonus than that this Miller, this best of all possible beers, this jewel of the brewmaster's I Sony Model 20 Makes Driving a Pleasure Easy to Operate- Easy on Your Purse *I ' LIPERSCOPE 8 HnFl BUYS Ann Arbor-East Lansing East Stadium near Washtenaw, State Street at North University, West Stadium near Liberty, 665-4471. 663-4121. 665-8841. 618 S. Main Phone 769-4700 I "Quality Sound Through Quality Eauipment" 1 .s Introducing an unbelievable new product: Student-Railpass. CONSI DER I NG BOX STORAGE? THEN CONSIDER THIS! Lots of cleaners offer box storage . . . only GREENE'S CLEANERS offer air conditioned, humidity controlled VAULT STORAGE for your garments. BETTER CHOOSE THE BEST GREENE'S CLEANERS 1213 S. UNIVERSITY .4 (Would you believe two whole months of unlimited rail travel throughout thirteen European countries * for a modest $125?) Our brand-new Student-Railpass gives you all that Second Class rail travel on the over 100,000 mile railroad systems of Austria, Belgium, Denmark, France, Germany, Holland, Italy, Luxembourg, Norway, Portugal, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland. You'll discover that- there's very little second class about Second Class. You can sleep in a Couchette for only $4.50 a night, and eat in inexpensive cafeteria-type Dining Cars. If you haven't got two months, or you prefer the luxury of First Class, there's our regular Eurailpass. The three week Eurailpass costs $110, one month $140, two months $200, three months $230. But remember-you can't get Student-Railpass or Eurailpass in Europe. You must buy one before you leave, so see your Travel Agent. Meanwhile, send in the coupon below for your free Student-Railpass or Eurailpass folder. 662-3231 663-3016 4 1 - - --- -- ---- -- Im U ~The way to see Europe without feeling like a tourist. I *Eurailpass is valid in Austria, Belgium, Denmark, France, Germany, Holland, Italy, Luxembourg, Norway, Portugal, Spain, I Sweden and Switzerland. 1 Eurailpass, Box 90, Lindenhurst, New York 11757. 1 Please send me your free Eurailpass folder with railroad map. 0 Or your free Student-Railpass folder order form. 01 I 192C Name Street M City. I State_ Zip I I - :-.: . . : .... ... ... .... ... ... r -, ;: <. #t '; +f ' " . 1 ........: . ,,S -... >l "" .. 7 ' EASTER TOYS and SPRING FUN Kites * water guns frisbees * marbles * string silly string " plastic balloons baseballs "games r~rr %I to iIII !I 1 N nv e__ W n I