Thursday, March 25, 1971 THE MICHIGAN DAILY. Pnne Ten I aayc .. 1 r , Candidates for SGC promote election bids (Continued from page 1) instead of the political interests of bent, with the present council," the individual memb'ers." Griffin said. PC candidates have described Student Caucus candidate Brad the ResponsiblesAlternative Party Taylor, who has attacked the ticket as "more of a liberal present Council for its "unrepre- ticket," but claimed that RAP sentative" nature and "irrespon- charges of "fiscal irresponsibility sible" spending policies, respond- are phony." ing last night to the charges, said Young Socialist Alliance candi- the SC candidates had openly date Betsy Henrickson said that stated their positions on each as a member of a two person. issue. ticket she could give "critical sup- Taylor said that "PC candidates port" to those SGC candidates were unwilling to wage their own that represent antiwar and wo- 'saturation' campaign out of fear men's liberation interests. that if their true stance on the Five candidates, including two issues were known the coalition incumbents, are r un n in g inde- would suffer defeat." - pendently. "They're just griping because Leaflets, sent for printing by the they have failed to deal with the Student Caucus, were intercepted issues effectively," SGC candidate and wording mutilated and alter- Mary Schnelker commented. ed before they could be run off at JGC incumbent Marnie Heyn the University Cellar. remarked last night that the first A Student Caucus member, upon "radical" SGC administration to learning of the action, informed be elected also had a "Turn the the printing contractor and a new rascals out" slogan in the 1966 leaflet was prepared. Taylor said election. that no complaint would be lodged Shirley Nickovich, a member of with the election's Credentials and the Responsible Alternative Party Rules Committee because the in- ticket said yesterday that "SGC cident had not had an effect on has set itself up as the ultimate," their campaign and no other can- and should be mdre concerned didates seemed involved in the with *"the interests of the campus incident. COMMUNISTS Ci LAIM VICTORY Laos drive ends as allied troops routed (Continued from page 1) hundred troops remainingf American aircraft on a trail.com- pulled out within the next th plex a half mile west and one mile weeks. southwest of the border outpost of Besides the shellings, the No Lao Bao. Vietnamese ambushed Ameri Helicopter gunships r a k e d the forces in S o u t h Vietnam al column with rocket fire and jet Highway 9, the main route i fighter bombers attacked with na- Laos. palm, rockets and cannon fire. As a result of American Khe Sanh, the main U.S. sup- support for the invasion, the port base near the Laotian border, command reported 89 helicopt has been shelled for the last 10 lost, 51 Americans killed, 28 mi days. Officers at Khe Sanh put ing and 78 wounded. Many ot yesterday's total at 108 shells, both helicopters were damaged or artillery and rockets. They said 82 down but subsequently recover rounds fell yesterday morning and 26 in the evening, the latter near In Washington, Secretary ofI the base's air strip. As many as fense Melvin Laird conceded 200 shells per day have hit the the South Vietnamese ended base. drive sooner than planned bec- American C130 c a r g o planes of "the tremendously viciouse landed at Khe Sanh between the violent reaction on the part of barrages bringing in fuel and am- North Vietnamese." munition for units still operating The South Vietnamese t in the northwest corner of South force in Laos at the peak Vietnam. 22,000 men, and in the f About four units involving sev- phases of the withdrawal field eral hundred American troops ports said it was outnumbe have moved out of Khe Sanh. 2 to 1. Preparations were made to destroy facilities there after the several In summing up the Laotian are ree rth can ong into air U.S. ters iss- ther shot red. 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Kan- trowitz, Sinai Hosp. of Detroit, "Fron- tiers in Modern Cardiac Surgery," N. Lecture Hall Aud., Med. Sci. II, 8:30 p.m. eration, launched Feb. 8, Lt. Col. Tran Van An, chief spokesman for the South Vietnamese command said government f o r c e s accom- plished "80 to 90 per cent of their objectives." U.S. intelligence sources said the North Vietnamese were repair- ing parts of the trail cut by the; South Vietnamese and were re- building at Sepone, the supply hub 25 miles from the South Vietna- mese border. Captured March 6, Sepone marked the deepest South Vietnamese penetration into Laos. The Pathet Lao said in a broad- cast yesterday they do not intend to try to capture -King Savang Vathana's capital as long as the premier, Prince Souvanna Phou- ma, retains "some semblance of neutrality." This was taken to mean a warning to rightists not to attempt a coup. 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I EdItor We carry all sizes and seams of waterbeds-all different frame models-tapes- tries and handmade waterbed covers-giant graphics that cover the wall of your water- You'd think that with all the progress we've made in the educa- tion game, somebody would have found a cure for roommates by now. But no. Roommates remain as big a problem today as they were when Ethan.Mather founded the first American college. (Incidentally, despite what you've heard, Harvard was not the first American college. Mr. Mather started his institution almost 100 years earlier. And it was quite an institution, let me tell you! Mr. Mather built schools of liberal arts, fine arts, animal dentistry and flintlock repair. He built a covered stadium for lacrosse that seated 200,000. Everywhere on campus was emblazoned the stirring Latin motto CAVE MUSSI-"Watch out for moose." The student union contained four bowling alleys, 21 horoscope machines and a 97-chair barbershop. (It was the barbershop, alas, that brought Mr. Mather's college to an early and total end. The student body, alas, then'as now, con- sidered haircuts an Establishment hangup, and nobody set foot in the barbershop. The chief barber, Truscott Follicle by name, grew so de- pressed staring at 97 empty chairs that one day his mind finally gave way. Seizing his vibrator, he ran outside and shook the entire campus until it crumpled to dust. This later became known as "Pickett's Charge.") But I digress. We were exploring ways for you and your roommate to stop hating each other. This is admittedly no easy task, and yet it is not impossible if you will both bend a bit, give a little. I remember, for example, my own college days (Berlitz, '08). My roommate was, I think you will allow, even less agreeable than most. He was a Tibetan named Ringading whose native customs, while in- disputably colorful~ were not entirely endearing. Mark you, I didn't mind so much the gong he struck on the hour or the string of fire- crackers he ignited on the half-hour. I didn't even mind that he singed chicken feathers during his prayers at dawn and dusk. What I did mind was that he singed them in my hat. To be fair, he was not totally taken with some of my habits either -especially my hobby. (I collect airplane tires and had, at that time, nearly 400,000 of them in our room.) Well sir, things grew steadily cooler between Ringading and me, and they might actually have reached the breaking point had not we each happened to receive a package from home one day. Ringading opened his package first, smiled shyly at me and offered me a gift. "Thank you," I said. "What is it?" "Yak butter," he said. "You put it in your hair. In Tibet we call it gree see kidstuff." "Well now, that's mighty friendly," I said and offered him a gift from my package. "Thank you," he said. "What is it?" "A can of Miller High Life Beer," I said. "I will try it at once," he said and did. "Not bad," he said. "It is even better when you open the can," I said and showed him how. He consumed it forthwith. "Wowdow!" he cried. "Never have I known such mellowness, smoothness, amberness and generalized euphoria!" "Have another," I said. "Oh, I must not!" he cried. "Obviously a beverage of such splen- dor is made only for rare occasions and is therefore difficult to obtain and costly beyond the reckoning of it." "Ha, ha, the joke is on you," I said. "Miller High Life is brewed every single day by plain decent folks just like you and me and is avail- able everywhere at a price well within the most modest of budgets." A fr State Street at Liberty _ Don't miss f . x. 'i} 4 + ' . k 2yy2 y. >'ly ..}:i4 £ rti APPLICATIONS NOW BEING ACCEF ORGANIZATIONS EDI and Associate Organizations I