Thursday, February 25,-l 971 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Seven Thursday, February 25,1 971 THE MICHIGAN DAiLY Page Sever~, -*--00 i cinema , V'.y. 5'1 X t:*: r:^:'a«^^S: .'' n.':^: isiti^".' .'?:".ti!;y{. L '«ti{",.a.M1yS 'l5'^1. '.S.":!^.^: ^:5:.,F«} t :11: tiM'*« ^ ^ ti{ti { . kh!A1rh': }:5 i 5^."" y"y :1':.. .t' n4'.*. 'ah.1Y.11 ^^ ^r OPEN MON., THURS., FRI. NIGHTS 'TIL 9:00 Love (Continued from Page 2) dress it up in mod clothes (or undress it), but it can't be yank- Oed out of the Forties, as Oli- ver demonstrates when he de- fends his fiancee with, "She's not some crazy hippie." Although that sounds more like Joe than a son of the Crimson, Segal's surrogate isn't a politi- cal conservative. He isn't politi- kcal at all. Except for a casual remark about exploited workers and a reference to the arm, Oliver is conspicuously untouch- ed by the chaos of the age, which isn't surprising consider- ing it was this chaos that pro- bably made his existence as fan- tasy-hero possible. His con- cerns are all personal, and his battles are all between him and life, with no mediator. No John- son. No Nixon. No Bob H o p e . Life is so grand that his three grueling years at the Harvard Law' School - during w h i c h 4 the young marrieds are forced to scrimp and save - takes barely fifteen minutes of the film. Despite this apoliticism, I'm not sure Love Story has escaped the Sixties entirely unscathed by politics. Admittedly its ro- .,4 mance is jazzed-up Rockwell and Whitman Sampler,-but Jen- ny's death is as closely related to apocalyptic cinema as to Ca- mille. It may even be the ro- mantic equivalent to Strange- love's mushroom clouds, Bonnie and Clyde's death ballet, E a s y Rider's shotgun blasts, Zabrxis- kie Point's Americana explosion or Joe's slow-motion murder. There is in Love Story that same sense of failure, and though the film obviously has some house- wives and teenagers convinced of the possibility of love, f o r others it subtly reinforces t h e impossibility of successful per- sonal commitment. We mu s t fail - in love as in politics. Now this sense of inhospit- able Fates might have been miti- gated if Jenny were, say, hit by a car, not leukemia. It 'doesn't work out that way since, aesthe- tically speaking, car accidents are messy and who ever found romance in spilled guts anyway? What's more, leukemia a 11o w s Jenny to be peppy and bitchy right up to her last gasps. And leukemia also. underscores our own susceptibility. Sooner or lat- er everyone considers the pos- sibility of succumbing, to dis- sease, just as everyone consid- ers the possibility'of being melt- ed by the Bomb; the two, in fact, are part of the same fatal- istic psychology. Having said all these things, I should confess that Love Story's popularity doesn't hit me as a psychological mystery. It probably, all boils down to capitalism. Love Story got ever more publicity than Everything You've Always Wanited to Know 4 About Sex, the year's non-fic- tion counterpart to Segal's ro- mance. The professor burst on- to the glossy pages of Life, Time and Newsweek. His image w a s beamed over every talk show in the country from Dick Cavett to Virginia Graham. And his novel became a literary analogue to Richard Nixon, proving what most of us had long suspected: even in the twentieth century there is a sucker born every minute. Hucksters can still ped- dle a used presidential candidate or a trite tale of pathos as eas- '4ily as a veg-o-matic. Maybe eas- ier.. Naturally no one wants to admit they've been duped by one of the greatest super-hyp- es since P. T. Barnum's Egress. Almost plaintively, people say it has got to be good. Otherwise why would so many Americans have bought it? And since Yale is part of the mystique, they find their taste reaffirmed by Segal's position there. The book's length becomes a tri- bute to Segal's economy of words, its poorly drawn char- acters Segal's way of letting us use our imagination. Relativism triumphs (which may be the book's worst legacy. Mass cul- ture meets academe. Americans settle back and sob on cue. If that sounds dehumanizing, it should. Let's face it: L o v e Story got more tear ducts flow- ing than all the pictures of na- palmed Vietnamese and starving blacks put together. But it's so damned Pavlovian, such a waste of emotional energy. Show a man beating his horse and you will get a stimulus response with a minimum of elemental emo- tion. Show a twenty-five-year- old girl dying of leukemia and you'll get the same response. It isn't emotion; it's a kind oof auto-masturbation of the eyes. In the most severe forms of the sickness, cults are organized to discuss the fated couple, an d lovers read the book to o n e another as an expression of their affection. These pitiful people are willing to accept Se- gal's canned substitute for the genuine article; unable to ex- perience real emotion, they are willing to let Segal and his ca- pitalism feel for them. Knee - jerk emotionalism has its intellectual counterpart in the dumb acceptance of fantasy as reality. Lawrence Durrell said, "We read books to confirm our intuitions." But we go to the movies very often to dis- prove those same intuitions, and Love Story blasts away with in- credible megatonnage. Life isn't nasty. Problems are easily re- solvable. All you need is love. And love is no agonizing adjust- ment to reach a possibly un- reachable understanding. On the contrary, as we all know, love is simply not ever having to say you're sorry, which is about as pithy an aphorism as you're likely to find this side of Little Richard. In addition the maxim trans- lates into holding hands and necking and being brutally hon- est as when Oliver finds himself unmasked, "You mean you love me even when you see me?" and Jenny answers, "That's what it's about, Preppie." It also trans- lates into playing in the snow, and since snow is white, and white is the symbol of purity, and purity is usually associated with love, snow becomes a re- curring motif in the film. Un- fortunately for the veneer of romance, these gay treks could not help but recall a not-so-gay trek in another love story, Truf- faut's Mississippi Mermaid. De- neuve, cloaked in black sable and ostrich feathers, supports a half-dead Belmondo as they trudge through the snow. Very tender . . . until you remember that it was Deneuve herself who poisoned Belmondo or that Bel- mondo begged her to kill him i PREGNANT? NEED HELP ? YOUR QUESTIONS ON ABORTION CAN ONLY BE FULLY ANSWERED BY PROFESSIONALS CALL (215) 878-5800 24 hours 7 days FOR TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION Legal Abortions Without Delay Rusting on emotions that's what she wanted. Love can be perverse that way. While I share Truffaut's wi y cynicism in the affairs of the heart, I have to admit that for the first minute of Lave Story I thought they were going to pull it off-a High Noon of love pic- tures. Spare and poetic. That's the word the critics used. Poetic. Pare the tear-jerker to its basic essentials. Boy meets girl. They fall- in love. They overcome ob- stacles together. Boy loses girl . . . to death. It's all so simple. Oliver Barrett sitting alone in Bakery fame. Then a hockey game' and those gambols in the snow and visits to the parents (Oliver's cold. Jenny's warm) before the wedding. And then those tough three years they'"l someday look back on with nc-s- talgia. And then a top New York law firm. And then leukemia. Finally, in a departure from the book, Oliver leaves his be- loved's death-bed only to find himself face to face with the father he despises. "I'm sorry," the' old man mubbles. 'Love means never . . ." Oliver drifts "mages level was a naivete that Segal just doesn't have. UnUke his predecessors he isn't atistied with reaching the thirtee-year- old who lazes within each of us; he strives for something more than the quintessential schlock I had always found to be a poetry of sorts. Even the title is a dead giveaway. Love Story. Simple Truth. To my mind this kind of self- consciousness couldn't produce a serious film, and it's murder on escapism because it forces everyone to press, including the cast. Pretty as she is, which is almost too pretty for the book's Jenny, Ali M a c G r a w ambles through the picture like a rocky puppy. She smiles slyly and lets fly a "goddamn" or "smart-ass" or "bullshit" or "Preppie" (the film makes that a swear word), but everything comes out sound- ing so flat-even her sniffles- that she couldn't convince me there was anything under the polish. Ryan O'Neal is more credible and goes about as far as you can go with Oliver's inon- character. Grizzled John Maley (any more grizzled and he'd turn into a hard salami) as Jenny's dad and Ray Milland as Oliver Barrett III are veterans who play it as heavy as if it were Romeo and Juliet. It isn't, though Shakespeare's drama reveals another of the film's faults. Like the Venetian teenagers, Segal doesn't know the difference between infatua- tion and love. Obviously, he hasn't yet been shaken by the rude awakening that )eopte aren't radio tubes; people can't be made with a few turns of a dial to oscillate on the same frenquency. His picture inight have hit home if he had eog- nized that love is a process cf compromising needs and wants to arrive at something workable or maybe only tolerable. It is almost always arduous, fre- quently painful and, in the end, seldom productive. So had Truffaut been in charge, Jenny would have died and Oliver would have let out a sigh of relief because she didn't have the time to turn her coy barbs into real weapons. Or had Chabrol been in charge, Oliver would have preserved th status quo by dispatching Jenny him- self. That would have shattered the fantasy, but at the same time it would have made sense out of it. Not tears but sense. Travel PlasD for Europe? Write SOFA. SOFA is the operator of over 5000 Student Charter Flights connecting more than 50 European cities. (Also Tel Aviv, Bombay, Bangkok, Nairobi.) Up to 70% sav- ings over normal fares. 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Oliver reveals he's a Barrett of Barrett Hall fame, and Jenny reveals she's a Cavilleri of Phil's over to the snow-covered park where it began; but this second time around only reminded me of the first minute. It was good. It deserved a better picture. So where did Segal go wrong? Well, I don't think it's possible to sit down consciously trying to write a distillation of every love picture ever made, pumping in some "youth values and truths" and coming ap vith the definitive film on lovestruck youth. What made those old pot- boilers work on their ,wn weepy Big brother to the famous A-23 combines full size tape deck performance with cassette convenience. Auto-stop and input selector are jus two of the many features found on the Teac A-24 4 Sharing Our Ultimate Concerns An informal seminar designed to help participants discover, express, and share their attitudes, feelings, and doubts about God, themselves, religion, and life. Open to all interested persons. 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