THE MICHIGAN DAILY Thursday, Jahuary7, 19714 __ records Through a dark disc darkly By FARGO BERMAN It is not until the third listen- ing that you can even begin to appreciate the nuances of dou- ble-nostril tremelo w e a v i n g through the background of a cornucopia of sound in the song "Cocaine and the Downfall of the Wobblies." The song is the first track on a re-released al- bum called Schlock Story. The album was conceived as a sound- track for the little knowji, first talking film (released in Secau- cus, N.J. in 1926) entitled Pro- gressive Movements and Trite Romance. It is relevant to this review of the album to know that the movie featured Jean Rummy as Alice O'Craw, the Cavalier, and Brian Squeal as Jocko "Green" Beret, Jr. the tutsi-frutsi ice cream seller who is really po- litical boss of Southwest Hack- ensack. This is relevant infor- mation because Rummy and Beret, Jr. are the featured mu- sicians on the album. It is ir- relevant but interesting to note that Fatty Carbunkle, a great star of the 20's, played fifteen years of American history, with a sterling performance by his pleasingly plump bellybutton as the Teapot Dome Scandal. The title of the movie re- mained as originally planned,' but the soundtrack was entitled differently because it was con- sidered to be such an original, individualistic work. The film, reviewed by the Secaucus Her- ald-Eagle Tribune Daily Report- er News reporter, was a banal, syrupy affair and the use of sound was considered "a cheap gimmick which bades no good for cinema esthetics, except per- haps in augmenting the real- istic perspective of soft core por- nographic presentations." The album, however, was an as- tounding success, selling over 1500 copies a week over a span of ten days and then dropping off the market entirely. A com- peting record company, Floogle Records, Ltd., charged that the Theatre season opens with 'Zorba,' Moliere -Daily-Torn Stanton releasers of the Schlock Story album had beefed up sales by promising that a free hit of co- caine was enclosed in every tenth album: these charges were never proven-an investi- gation three months after the release of the album found no packets of cocaine in any album examined though empty packets were found in about ten percent of the album covers-their pur- pose is still a mystery today. But the important factor, at least today, is the quality of the music, so let's get back to that double-nostril solo I mentioned. The nose flute in question was a National Dobro Steel Nasal- tuba, made partially out of metal to amplify the sound. The nose flute belonged to Beret, Jr., but the innovative, exciting factor of the music on this al- bum is that the nostrils be- - longed to both Beret, Jr. and Jean Rummy. The first side of the albumr features the right nostril of Be- ret, Jr. and the left nostril of Rummy, with an exception on the last cut of that side, "Pizza Cato," an old Italian classic. where Rummy performs a stun- ning solo, utilizing both of her nostrils in a sterling 5/3 Jazz composition which is unques- tionably the predecessor of the Iron Butterfly's drum extrava- ganza in "Ina-Gadda-da-Vida." Side two, most of which is slower in pace than the first half of the platter, stars Jean Rummy's right nostril and the right nostril of Beret, Jr., though it has never been discovered how they pulled off this feat using one nose flute. The sec- ond and third tracks on this side are identical, pulling off a sort of Dadaesque Burlesque though the cuts are entitled "Kafkaesque Burlesque" and "Mescalito Grotesque" respec- tively. I enjoyed the second ver- For the student body: FLARES by A Levi & Farah " Wright sikn quite a bit more than the first, though the first version seems to lead into and build up to the repetition of itself. Credit must also -be hung up- on Jelly Bean Jameson for his stellar lead solos on four-toe autoharp. It really clicks. Some record enthusiasts may remem- ber Jameson from his electric eclectic 86 key viola with wah- wah pedal performance on the Wott Records Jazz Classiks series (see my review of "How I B 1 e w With Everybody" by Johnie Rutger, in the Dec. 6, 1970 Daily). Only four days af- ter the Schlock album was re- leased, Jameson committed sui- cide when he blew his contract for a world tour because of his unfortunate habit of biting his toenails. This album is also part of the Wott Records Jazz Classiks series and is available for only $5.95 from people on the corner. h epe it i4: the peoples record store 330 Maynard BEST STEAK HOUSE now serving STEAK DINNERS SIRLOIN-1.53 FI LET-1.59* also PORK CHOP-1.39" *includes Baked Potato, Salad, & Texas Toast STEAKBURGER-.7' includes Baked Potato & Texas Toast 217 S. STATE ST. (NEXT, TO STATE THEATRE) i f Regents apn approve an By DAVE CHUDWIN The Regents appointed a new dean of the medical school, heard a report on minority admissions, and approved a new legal aid pro- gram at their December meeting. Dr. John Gronvall was named dean of the University's medical schol and director of the medical center to succeed Dr. William Hubbard who left last April to go into private industry. A 39-year-old pathologist, Gron- vall served as acting dean when Hubbard left and was previously associate dean of the school. His selection followed an eight-month search by a student-faculty com- mittee. "Solutions to the complex prob- lems of health care in our state and in our nation require the vigor, the skill and the scholar- ship of young leaders like Dr. ,Gronvall, and his leadership as acting dean was impressive ei dence of these qualities," President Robben Fleming said. In other business at the month- ly session, Vice President and Dean of the Graduate School Stephen Spurr reported the pre- liminary results of a fall survey of 'minority enrollment. Spurr said black enrollment on the University's Ann Arbor cam- pus is 1,546 or five per cent of the student body. This is a one and one-half per cent increase over last year, he added. He said there are also 618 Orien- tal students, 71 American Indians, 165 chicanos and 2,465 people who did not respond to the survey. The total number of full-time students on'the campus here is 32,940. Spurr said the survey was not completely accurate because of the refusal of some to respond and the possibility that students might not have given an honest answer. Thousands 2~off USED 25%/0off Ft point dean,! program He explained that some of the 71 people who said they were Ameri- can Indians have names and ad- dresses indicating another ethnic group. Spurr said the Opportunity Pro- gram for disadvantaged students is "about on target" in Its effort to raise black enrollment to 10 per cent by 1973-74 with 647 stu- dents receiving aid compared with a planned 650. In other action, the Regents approved spending $20,000 and providing office space for a branch of the County Legal Aid Society on campus. Vice President for Student Serv ices Robert Knauss explained that for the last two years the Wash- tenaw County legal aid program has not helped indigent students because of an increased caseload. only community indigents have been served. The program will provide stu- dents with the services of attor- neys for court cases and to co-) ordinate the volunteer work of University law students in the pro- gram. Legal aid will be available under! the plan presented by Knauss for indigent students and their de- pendents and to student organi-, zations with the provision that the University is not a defendent in lawsuits brought only by or- ganizations. As the semester opens, so does Ann Arbor's theatre season with the premiere of the Phoenix Theatre and Richard Wilbur's new adaptation of Moliere's School for Wives and the play of the month's presentation of Zorba. Sponsored by the PTP, the musical Zorba, which features Vivian Blaine (from the original Guys and Dolls) and Michael Kermoyan (The Arab Auda in Lawrence of Arabia) will be pre- sented in Hill Aud. Monday and Tuesday evenings, Jan. 11-12. A large cast of bouzouki singers and dancers have been added to the novel, Zorba, the Greek by Nikos Kaazantzakis. Tickets are on sale in the Mendellsohn lobby week days: 10 a.m.-1 p.m., 2- 5 p.m. Brian Bedford returns to Ann DAILY OFFICIAL; BULLETIN The Daily Official Bulletin is an official publication of the Univer- sity of Michigan. Notices should be sent in TYPEWRITTEN f o r m to4 Room 3528 L.S.A. Bldg., before 2 p.m., of the day preceding pub- lication and by 2 p.m. Friday for Saturday and Sunday. Items appear once only. Student organization notices are not accepted for publi- cation. For more information, phone 764-9270._ THURSDAY, JANUARY 7 Day Calendar Engineering Placement Meeting No. 1: Prof. J. G. Young, "Engineering Arbor for his third consecutive season in Moliere's School for Wives Jan. 26-Feb. 7. Bedford appeared here last year in the smash hit Private Lives with Tammy Grimes and the year be- fore in the lead of Moliere's The Misanthrope, both of which opened in Ann Arbor prior to their Broadway scheduling. Stephen Porter will direct the premiere of School for Wives. Porter has a string of successes to his staging credit, all pre- miered in Ann Arbor, including last year's revival of Harvey, Private Lives and the memor- able Helen Hayes Show Off. His new version of School for Wives has a Woman's Libera- tion satirical slant. Mail orders are now being accepted. For more information call 764-0450. Market and Placement Services", (cur- rent salary andndemand conditions and how to use Engin. Placement Serv.). first of four meetings, Rm. 311, W. Engineering. 4 and 7:30 p.m. Astronomy and space films: Films on the aurora ("northern, lights"), the Sun, and the U.S. space program be- fore Apollo 11. East Quad Aud., 9 p.m., free. ie General Notices Usher sign up for Phoenix Theatre production of "School for Wives": Sun., Jan. 10. 10 a.m.-2 p.m., in PTP offices, Mich. League; ushers must be U-M students and have I.D. with them; cannot sign up for any other per- son, except a spouse, provided you have some I.D. of his or hers. 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