0 some special awards the sundcay daily from the daily staff Number 40 Night Editor: Jim Beattie Sunday, January 25, 1971 Presenting... The 1970 Edgars! The Knock Three Times on the Window If You Want Me, Twice on the Pipe If the Answer is No Edgar to Washtenaw County Sheriff Douglas Harvey for his exhaustive efforts to start surveillance of local politicos. The Hugh Hefner Male Chauvinist Pig Edgar to Athletic Director Don Canham and the Athletic Dept. for banning female reporters and Regent Gertrude Huebner (R-Bloomfield Hills) from the pre-football game "smokers." In keeping with the longstanding tradi- tion, The Daily today announces its selec- tion of the 19-0 Edgar winners. The Edgars are awarded to those public personalities who last year best approximated the vir- tues of the nation's foremost Edgar, Mr. Hoover of the FBI. A few are given to those who have earned their own unique brand of distinction. The Bennett Cerf Random Excellence in Literature Edgar Fourth Ave. Adult Book Store. House to the * * * The Ebenezer Scrooge Edgar to the University administration for offer- ing AFSCME workers a 16.2 cents per The Second Annual Gerhard Wein- berg Academic Elitism Edgar to new Harvard president Derek Bok who said, "I never met a student I didn't like after I got to know him individ- ually." The Chicago Tribune Accuracy in Reporting Edgar to the University Record for lauding the University's affirmative action program for hiring women while ignoring the suit HEW was bringing against it for sex dis- crimination. * * * The Roger Rapoport Conflict of In- terest Edgar to Gov. Ronald Reagan who called for government subsidies to the film industry. * * * The Second Annual Henrik Ver- woerd Edgar to author R u s s e I I Kirk for his comments on minority admissions and their effects on uni- versities. One reason for campus un- rest, he said, might be that those "not prepared for higher studies turn to disorder as a relief from books and lectures." The Jack Paar Edgar to former Georgia Gov. Lester Maddox who walked off the Dick Cavett show af- ter Cavett referred to Maddox sup- porters as bigots. The S. I. Hayakawa Language in Thought and Action Edgar to radi- cals who redefined "political vandal- ism" as "trashing." The Alliance for Progress Edgar to Alabama Gov. George Wallace for re- cently remarrying so that his new wife can succeed him as governor so he can run again. * * * The Second Annual David Valler Counter-Revolutionary Revolutionary Edgar to the idiot who keeps calling in phony bomb threats to the UGLI. The Bump Elliot Defeat Snatched from the Jaws of Victory Edgar to State Senator George Kuhn (R-West Bloomfield) for changing his vote on abortion reform after a group of Catholics from his district threatened to withdraw their support for him. Kuhn lost the election anyway. * * * The How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying Edgar to Penn Central which went $750 million in debt and was subsequently bailed out by the Federal Government. To Dick.The J. Edgar Edgar The Ohio State National Guard Edgar for his assessment of Repub- lican chances to win the 18-20 year old vote: "We've got as good a shot at them as anyone else." The Marshall McLuhan Medium is the Message Edgar for using movies to convince the American people of the success of the Cam- bodian Invasion. The Tiny Tim We Don't Kiss un- til We're Married Edgar for his firm stand on pornography. "Main Street will not be turned into Smut Alley," the President promised. The Richard Nixon "Bring Us Together" Edgar for accusing the Senate of "regionalism" after it re- jected his two regionally selected candidates for the Supreme Court. The Alexei Kosygin Invasion of Czechoslovakia to Protect the So- viet Union E d g a r for invading Cambodia to protect American sol- diers a 1 r e a d y fighting in South Vietnam. 4w Regent Lindemer confronts Stephen Burghardt, Grad The Second Annuai Richard Nixon Policy Cannot Be Made in the Streets Edgar to Regent Lawrence Lindemer (R-Stockbridge) who said of the BAM strike: "The students can strike until Hell freezes over." * * * The Dennis the Menace He Hit Me First Edgar to Secretary of Defense Melvin Laird for justifying American "protective reaction" bombing raids with the argument that North Viet- nam has no right to shoot down spy planes in her air space. hour wage increase over the first year and upping it to 16.4 cents the next year. * * * The Dale Carnegie How to Make Friends and Influence People Edgar to Police-Community Relations Di- rector Lt. Kenneth Kling who arrived in full riot gear to direct police-com- munity relations from the front lirte during -the first BAM demonstration in March. The Eugene Staudenmaler "Flaming Creatures" Edgar to County Prose- cutor William Delhey for stopping the showing of "I am Curious Yellow" at the Fifth Forum. * * * The Second Annual Carl Parsell Support Your Local Police Edgar to Mayor Robert Harris for the "exten- uating circumstances" he cited in not prosecuting an Ann Arbor police- man in the March incident of the BAM strike. The Beach Boys Be-True-To-Your School Edgar to ABC sports announc- er and University graduate Bill Flem- ing for his impartial announcing of the Ohio State-Michigan football game. The Tom Landry We Can't Win the Big One Edgar to Woody Hayes. The Marie Antoinette Let 'Em Eat Cake Edgar to former Presidential Assistant Daniel Moynihan who sug- gested that the nation's blacks ought to be treated with "benign neglect." The Julius Hoffman Truth, Justice and the American Way Edgar to the Kent, Ohio, Grand Jury for indicting students who allegedly incited Na- tional Guardsmen to kill four of them. The Pierre Trudeau War Measures Edgar to the Regents for requesting the University to create interim rules to cover campus discipline. * * * The James Reston Rising Star on the Columnist Scene Edgar to Presi- dent Fleming for his "Sorting It Out" The Harold Sponberg Enlightened Educator Edgar to President J. H. White of Mississippi Valley State Col- lege at Itta Benna for arresting 889 of the school's 2,500 students after a sit-in on a campus street. * * * The Ullrich B. Phillips G r e a t White Father Edgar to Students For Effective Action for coming up with a plan for increased black admissions which was subsequently vetoed by the Black Action Movement. * * * The Richard Nixon Sleight of Mouth Edgar to President Fleming and the Regents for rejecting the BAM de- mands then later saying they favored them in the first place. * * * The Alfred Lord Tennyson Cannons to the Left of Me, Cannons to the Right of Me Paranoia Edgar to the Ohio State National Guard. * * * The Second Annual Putney Swope Truth in Advertising Edgar to Agency for International Development Direc- tor John Hannah for openly admit- ting that AID projects are often used as a cover for the Central Intelligence Agency. The Second Annual John Peter Zenger Freedom of the Press Edgar to officials of the University of South- ern Colorado in Pueblo who fired the managing editor of the "Arrow", the student paper, when she refused to change an editorial about s t u d e n t parking. * * The Mark Hodax-Harold Stassen Persistence Edgar to Jay Hack who ran for Student Government Council three times and lost three times. * * * The Aristotelian Logic Edgar to economics Prof. Gardner Ackley for his crystal clear analysis of the BAM strike. "There is no reason, o n 1 y power," he said. The Virginia Slims You've Come a Long Way Baby Edgar to the Univer- sity administration for finally coming to a meager agreement with HEW on increased hiring of women. The Garry Moore I've Got a Secret Edgar to President Fleming for suc- cessfully hiding the HEW report since it arrived Oct. 6. ** * The Second Annual Henry Bret- ton Sanctity of the Classroom Edgar to computer science Prof. Bernard Galler for prosecuting students who interrupted his classroom to talk about the BAM strike. The General Patton Order in the Ranks Edgar to Regent Robert Brown (R-Kalamazoo) for demanding the resignation of executive advisor Wil- liam Haber for Haber's admission that the University was giving in to coercion in the BAM strike. * * * The Ben Casey Diagnostic Edgar to Director of University Housing John Feldkamp and Vice President for Stu- dent Services Robert Knauss for wanting Tent City to be removed from the Diag because of what 1 a t e r was proven to be a non-existent epi- demic of hepititis. * * The Frank Lloyd Wright Architec- ture in Tune with the Times Edgar to the Ann Arbor Bank for replacing its plate glass windows at the S o u t h University branch with unbreakable metallic planks. * * * The Chicken Little "The Sky is Falling, The Sky is Falling" Edgar to Concerned Citizen Jack Garris w h o lamented: "The whole foundation of life in Ann Arbor has been weakened, making it difficult, uncomfortable and unsafe for law-abiding citizens to live, work and play here." The Chicago Police Restraint in Law Enforcement Edgar to Hells Angels who patrolled the Rolling Stones con- cert at Altamont, Calif., and succeed- ed in*killing one man and clubbing down several other concert goers. *' * * The Ann Arbor All American City Edgar to the group of "liberal" pro- fessors who bought an $80,000 frater- nity house in their neighborhood so the city could not use it for public housing. * * * The Spiro Agnew Fat Jap Edgar to Spiro Agnew for charging that the University's new black admissions program would reduce the quality of the institution to the quality of Ital- ian universities. The Ben Franklin Ounce of Preven- tion Is Worth a Pound of Cure Edgar to the Interior Dept. spokesman who said, "We never looked for mercury in the water because we didn't expect to find it." * * * The What's a Nice Guy Like You Doing in a Place Like This Edgar to President Fleming for commenting on the possibility of an appointment at Harvard. "I can't see why anyone would want to be president of any university." 'V #6 Robben Fleming The Second Annual Shirley Temple Black Political Idealism Edgar to newly elected New York Senator James Buckley who proclaimed after capturing 40 per cent of the vote that the conservatives were now the majority party in the state. * * * The Lurleen Wallace Behind Every Successful Woman is a Man Memor- ial Edgar to Lenore Romney. 4: Melvin Laird Daniel Moynihan mammammassu:; "Now, I