-9 Wage Two THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Two T~HEIADAL Saturday, December 4, 1971 A Separating the good By HERB BOWIE After listening to obscure re- cord releases for about a month, it becomes apparent that there should be some means to dif- ferentiate between bad records: after all, it doesn't seem fair to lump together a half-hearted effort like Home Grown by Johnny Rivers with a full-blown masterwork of tedium like Ma- son Proffit's latest. To meet this pressing need, I have de- vised a Smelly Record Rating System, whereby the crummy record under consideration is awarded from one to four rasp- berries. A raspberry, in case you'e unfamiliar with the term, is defined by Webster's as a "sound of contempt made by trilling the tongue between pro- truded lips." A raspberry will be symbolized by an asterisk (*). Listening to Electric Warrior (Reprise RS6466) by T. Rex is like watching one of those mov- ies in which Tony Perkins seems to be a perfectly ordinary All- American weirdo, until he sud- denly looks someone right in the eye and calmly says "But my mother's still alive," when you know that she was mortally wounded at the Roller Derby eight years ago. "Take "Jeepster," for exam- ple. The song starts out sim- ply enough with a little guitar and drums, then someone starts singing "You're so sweet/ You're so fine/I want you all and ev- everything/Just to be mine," and you begin to relax and think you've heard it all before, when you hear the lyrics "'Cos you're my baby/ 'Cos you're my love/ Girl I'm just a jeepster/ For your love." What was that? What'd he say? The whole album is like that. What's scary is that it doesn't seem to be a put-on. The music and the vocals are intensely ser- ious, never betraying a hint of irony. And the lyrics aren't real- ly absurd, just totally alien: images like "You're built like a car/ You got a hubcap/ Dia- mond star halo," and "In the moonlight/ Fighting with the night/ It's a rip-off/ Kissing all the slain/ Bleeding in the rain/ It's a rip-off," sound as if they'd make sense if the listener start- ed off with a different set of premises. But I didn't. I guess I have to admit the album's pretty good, but I really can't relate to it. If you're a vampire or a leftover from the "Twilight Zone," though, it might be just what yo I've been looking for. Hooteroll? (Douglas KZ 308- 59), by Howard Wales and Jerry Garcia, is a real fun album. Its endearing quality is its thin- ness. Not the sound - the re- cord; by holding it by the edges between the palms of your hands and then pressing them together and then drawing them apart rapidly, you can make the record vibrate back and forth, play neat games, and make groovy sounds. Unfor- tunately, mine broke after about a minute of enthusiastic use. Hopefully this defect can be porrected in later copies. New Riders of the Purple Sage (Columbia C 30888) is just Jerry goofing around with some more of his buddies again. This effort comes off a little better than Hooteroll?, though, for several reasons: first of all, the imposed structure of the songs prevents the boys from getting too carried away with their improvisations; secondly, there's the fact that these guys have been playing together a little longer than have Garcia and Wales, so the whole thing sounds a bit more polished. And, finally, there are those fresh-as- country-air vocals. The trick to enjoying this record is not to expect too much from it: turn off the lights, clamp on the headphones, and you're sure to be disappointed. Listen to it on the speakers while you're doing something else, though, and you'll find it's nice mellow mood music. Fleetwood Mac's latest, Fu-. ture Games (Reprise RS 6463) is one of the nicest sounding al- bums I've heard in a long time. Each cut is a tasteful blend of a full complement of standard rock instruments and the mu- sicianship is all solid. The trouble is that a nice texture is about all the album has. The vocals generally sound kind of disembodied, more like instruments than human voic- es. The instrumentation itself is kind of limp. The result is a certain . nebulosity that stub- bornly refuses to reveal any emotion. Pentangle's new album, Re- flections (Reprise RS 6463), divides itself pretty neatly into two halves: the traditional and the original stuff. The old stuff is uniformly mediocre. Even if you've only heard an old PP&M album once, these songs sound stereotyped. With material like this the artists gets out of it Program Information 662-6264 OPEN 12:45 "Always the Finest in Screen Entertainment" Corner State & Liberty Streets Shown at 1 P.M. & 3 P.M. Only-Separate Admission-All Seats 75c "WONDERFUL WORLD OF THE BROTHERS GRIMM" G Rated. from ti what he puts into it, and Pen- tangle's stiff renditions just aren't up to the job. They can play the music alright, but they can't feel it, the way Fairport Convention can. The songs they penned them- selves are a different story. Pentangle seems a little more comfortable here and turns in a much more convincing per- formances. The trouble is that there are only four originals on the album and one of those, the title tune, is spoiled by some superfluous improvisations. Little Richard, without a doubt, has the most awesome voice in rock. It's faster-than the speeding Ginger Baker, more powerful than a pair of Marshalls, and able to leap heavy bullshit in a single bound. Unfortunately, all it can real- ly sing about is itself. When Little Richard sings "You're my gal/ I'm your feller / Dress up in/ Your hot pants yeller/ You look swell/ But I look sweller," he sounds convincing. Give him another topic, though, and it's just gymnastics. Which is not to say that King of Rock and Roll (Re- prise RS 6462) is a bad album. I'll give is 75. You can dance to it. The Michigan Daily, edited and man- aged by students at the University of Michigan. News phone: 764-0552. Second Class postage paid at Ann Arbor, Mich- igan, 420 Maynard Street, Ann Arbor, Michigan 48104. Published daily Tues- day through Sunday morning Univer- sity year. Subscription rates: $10 by carrier, $11 by mail. Summer Session published Tuesday through Saturday morning, Subscrip- tion rates: $5 by carrer, $6 by mall. NOW SHOWING DIAL 434-1782 -I ON WASHTENAW AVE. 11/2 MILES EAST OF ARBORLAND-U.S. 23 OPEN 12:45 Shows at 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 P.M. FAYE DUNAWAY & STACY KEACH in a Frank Perry Film F rbad Now, at last, a record I can release my venom on. Arthur Gee (Tumbleweed Records TWS 101) is utter trash, without a single redeeming value. Arthur, whose picture adorns the cover, is ugly; the rest of the cover is singularly unattractive; and the music itself must represent some sort of high point in re- corded inanity. What's worse, it's inexcusably pretentious: the cover upons up to reveal new vistas of ugliness; the un- distinguished instrumentalists are listed cut by cut; and, to top it all off, not only are the lyrics included but there is a complete songbook. Four rasp- berries * * * * for you, Arthur! IT WITH CAN'TTAKE A 4 For the student body: FLARES. by Levi & Farah O Wright ' Lee Male CHECKMATE State Street at Liberty CINEM"A II I F R IDAY A ND SA TU RDAY 7 and 9 THE END OF THE ROAD (1969) SCREEN ADAPTATION OF JOHN BARTH'S 1958 NOVEL OF LIFE IN ACADEMIA directed by ARAM AVAKIAN with Stacy Keach, Harris Yulin, Dorothy Tristan and James Earl Jones. Roger Greenspun of the N.Y. Times calls it, "a fairly close, sometimes clumsy adaptation." *1 -1 U, ---_____________ I I (Es> 7aiity Calendar I Saturday, December 4 Film-- Fifth Forum "Joe Hill" 5 and 9* "Stranger" 7 and 11'* Sneak Preview 7* Michigan Theater "Play Misty for Me" 1,3,5,7 and 9*1 Campus Theater "The Touch" 7 and 9* State Theater "Soul to Soul" 1,3,5,7, and 9* music- Hill Auditorium "The Messiah" 8:30* St. Andrews Episcopal Church University Collegium Musicum-8 Ark U. Utah Phillips 8:30* Program Information 665-6290 IUILD SATURDAY and SUNDAY A Bergman Comedy! ALL THESE WOMEN Dir. INGMAR BERGMAN, 1964 Bergman t u r n s to un- abashed slapstick a n d luscious color. A farce about a musician and all his women. PLUS A SHORT THE BATTLE OF ELDER BUSH GULCH by D. W. Griffith with Mae Marsh (!) and Lillian Gish, ARCHITECTURE AUDITORIUM ,I LAST DAYS Today at 1-3-5-7-9 " . gut-tightening thriller and one of the most exciting films you'll see this year!"Ken Barnard-Det. News CLINT EASTWOOD PLAY MISTY FOR ME ...an iniltation to terror... I 7:00 and 9:05 Final Performance TONIGHT! Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra POWER CENTER, December 1-4, 8 P.M. Box Office opens at 12:30 P.M. Tickets from $1.50 - $3.00 -UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN PLAYERS- I AT 5 P.M., 7 P.M. & 9 P.M. ONLY-NOT CONTINUOUS WITH FAMILY MATINEES I.&T. TURNER, WILSON PICKETT, & SANTANA IN: 75c NEWSPAPERS Friend of the CONSUMERS American Revolutionary Media presents Jean-Luc Godard and the Youth Culture -TONIGHT- Vladimir and Rosa .. . & Abbie & Jerry "flashes of the Marx Brothers and Bertold Brecht.. . on the whole, the best recent Godard I've seen."-Kauffman, NEW REPUBLIC 'the Chicago Trial parody is bitter, but the playing is exuberant and ener- getic, as childlike as the (pre-Mao) fantasies.''-N.Y. TIMES also: Haight six-minute 1968 Newsreel documentary-and- Godard in America 40-minute documentary of Godard's 1970 campus tour. Berkeley confrontation was historic. I in~ Unfted iti I __. __ __ I 7:30 & 9:30 Natural Science Aud. $1.25 cont. BIG SNEAK PREVIEW TONIGHT AT 7 P.M. z ---- ----- . . . ... ............ .. I ._ _ Prime Minister of Israel' on "Meet The Press" NBC (Channel 4) 12:30 P.M. Sunday, December 5 -Israel Students Assoc. Joe Hill, the movie: "A BEAUTIFUL WORK, PART HISTORY, PART SOCIOLOGY AND IN LARGEST PART, A FILM BALLAD ABOUT A FOLK HERO! DIRECTOR BO WIDERBERG HAS TAKEN A PART OF HISTORY AND GIVEN IT THE GLOW OF LEGEND!" -Judith Crist, New York Magazine "80 WIDERBERG'S 'JOE HILL' IS SPLENDID BEYOND REALITY!" -PaulD.Zimmerman, Newsweek Joe Hill, the man: Joe Hill was a banjo-playing drifter who became an organ- izer of the radical "Wobblies" In 1915, he was indicted for murder and executed. Many felt he was framed. It has fallen to Bo Widerberg, director of "Elvira Madigan", to tell this uniquely American story. In "Joe Hill' he chooses not to concentrate on the political being or musician but concentrates on Joe Hill the MAN. :., I hl q University of Michigan Gilbert and Sullivan Society announces that PEITIIONS are being accepted for next term's production for the following: Paramount Pictures Presents A Sagittarius Production A BO WIDERBERG FILM who wrote songs and was shot. THOMMY BERGGREN Wnt eMe yBO WIDERBERG Ink SON V^ &yJOAN BAEZ in color A Paramount Picture ALSO-2nd BIG HIT < , ;, 1 ,,rs