Page Two THE MICHIGAN DAILY Tuesday, November 2, 1971 PageTwoTHE ICHGAN AIL Tusday Noembe 2,197 'Cry By PETER MUNSING I guess it was inevitable, what with the greening of America and everything, that somebody would try to make a candidly funny skin flick -- pornographic burlesque. By candidly funny I mean wholeheartedly funny, not snickering, cheap half-assed hu- mor like porno books-"Jane or- dered a pizza but she wanted more than double cheese and anchovies . . . and so did the pizza man." (Granted, this is often a result of having to pay lip service to the concept of re- deeming social value - in the front they have to say some- thing like "Skin and Cunt Hairs Quarterly is a scientific, cul- tural, and sociological publica- tion -produced and distributed in o r d e r to illuminate ongoing changes in societal behaviour, etc.") Which brings us to camp humor. Unfortunately, this is largely unintentional, and for the most part snide-we dig Brother Bogel because we're too sophis- ticated to take that evangelical crap. OK, there's more to it than that, but camp humor is largely patronizing and it gets boring after a while-it's second best; the hamburger rather than the steak of humor. While burlesque involves a little of both forms of humor, it's less snide because there is no patronizing air to it-every- body knows what's coming off (no pun intended). People con- nect burlesque with strip shows and }expect -porn; however it's hard for burlesque to be porno- graphic. Porn, or erotica if you feel above that, involves sexual excitement. Whether it's plain intercourse or sensuous sugges- tiveness it takes a while - you have to build up to it. Burlesque, however, involves sight gags and rapid fire jokes, and (like sex) a Uncle: sense of rhythm and mood. Now realizes if you take ten or so minutes less sk for your erotic skin scene it which i breaks up this mood and rhythm. thought You can start again, but this those u gives the film a jerky quality- hard w humorous coitus interuptus. sex is John Avildsen (director of Joe) purpose. Porno-Bu this and has opted for in and better humor, is fine with me, out I I'd better mention it for who thought they'd get atching Cry Uncle. The incidental-it serves the of humor-after all, you can't have dirty jokes without it. Most of these are in the form of sight gags-a couple inavolved in intercourse on a couch while the late show preacher give3 the sermon "Do unto other3 as you would have them Jo unto you it is always better to give rlesq than to receive." After the pro- tagonist is knocked Gut while making love, the girl says "Will you get his prick out of me?" There's also a masochistic transvestite (who looks like Buster Keaton), some masturba- tion, and a star-spangled dildo amongst other things. The plot is also subordinated to humor-it gives a beginning, an end, and a reason for the jokes, but is not crucial. Like most burlesque, it's hard to keep up the pace after fifteen min- utes or so, anl it's only in these brief lags in the humor wnile it regathers momentum that you remember there is an unsolved crime. The story, based on Live a Little, Die a Little, involves private eye Jack Masters (Allen Garfield) who is hired by a mil- lionaire to clear him of a murder rap and extortion (involving a porno film, what else). Masters is potbellied, a consummate slob, Planfield High's Most Improved Athlete of 1950, and "a great lay." Garfield's the only actor I can think of who could have a beautifully funny look of anguish and disappointment when he finds he's been buggering a ie is corpse (he thought she was out on smack). Cry Uncle is narrated by a cross between Walter Cronkite and Gary Owens (Laugh In), with more double entendres than Carter's has pills. There are the usual stock jokes: "He accepts her without questioning," "I find her quite acceptable," "I usually come off like a tiger," "If you come off at all." It's iianny buck throughout, though the hunor isn't all that deep - I wouldn't go see it twice, which, after all is the test of anything that's really good. The camera work (also Avildsen) and music are pretty crappy, but then you don't exactly e x p e c t Ingmar Bergman. What more can I say about a movie with a character named Larry Caulk? Think about it. DIAL 5-6290 ENDS WEDNESDAY "I wouldn't say McCABE is more enjoyable than M*A*S*H; it is simply richer and better, a clas- sic of its kind . . . be forewarn- ed: the trick of appreciating McCABE & MRS. MILLER is to settle back and let it gurgle over you." Neal Gabler--Michigan Daily P6C Held Over AGAIN! 4-T Shows Tonight At7&9 I HELLSTROM CHRONICLEI WARREN BEATTY JULIE CHRISTIE MCCABE & MRS. MILLER I DAILY CLASSIFIEDS BRING RESULTS--USE THEM I CAST AND CHORUS, technicians and central committee of soph show, get ready to present "Pa- jama. Game" The show opens Nov. 4 at the Power Center for Performing Arts and runs through Nov. 6. Tickets are available in the fishbowl and at the Power Center. the ann arbor film cooperative presents BRIAN DE PALMA'S ("H I, MOM"/) GREETINGS f "GREETINGS flaunts a genuinely youthful spirit, antisocial but not misanthropic, sassy but not ma- licious; pessimistic but not morbid."-Andrew Sarris, The Village Voice " "An outrageous satire, the main target of which is the Vietnam War, but which also makes fun of sex, movies, computer dating, paperbacks, voyeurism, the Warren Report and its critics, and pornog- raphy . . Its occasional anarchy and chaos serve to underscore the violent, destructive society it portrays."-Distributor's catalog. TUESDAY-NOVEMBER 2nd-ONLY! kZ z Ulue Mone' - Is honest, tittflating. ' It gives the audience 'K what it paid tose e- ****** -N.Y. Times THIS QRATED FILM IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED BY THE MANAGEMENT * Pius 2nd feature * auditorium a-angell hall COLOR 7 & 9:30 p.m.-still only 75c COMING THURSDAY-FRANCOIS TRUFFAUT'S THE WILD CHILD U I IKE & UAC-DAYSTAR presents F RIDAY, NOV 19th TUNA TI REVUE Plus SHADOW FAX TICKETS $3.50-4.50-5.50 IRNER I Dial 662-6264 At State & Liberty ENDS WEDNESDAY! OPEN 12:45 SHOWS AT 1,3,5, 7,9:05 WED. 1-6 P.M.' LADIES PAY ONLY 75c CuA RLTON HESTON TH( QMEGA MAN --STARTS THURSDAY- Frank Zappa's "200 MOTELS" A *4 SATURDAY, NOV. 20th JEFFERSON AIRPLANE AND I HOT TUNA $3.50-4.50-5.00 Both Shows 9 P.M. Crisler Arena i All Tickets Go on Sale MON., Nov. 8 at 10:00 a.m. in the Mich. 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