The Michigan Daily-Sunday, March, .. 1Q79
art's or entertainment?


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Alfred Hitchcock's

STRANGERS ON A TRAIN
A tennis star (FARLEY GRANGER) and a millionaire's son (ROBERTyWALKER)
meet by chance on a train and a casual conversation turns into a friendly
trade of "you murder for me, I'll murder for you." A dizzy finish on a carousel
that is guaranteed to shake you up. From the classic crime novel by Patricia
Highsmith.
MON: UNFINISHED PIECE FOR MECHANICAL PIANO (free)
TUE: THE PRIME OF MISS JEAN BRODIE

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CINEMA GUILD

Tonight at
7:00 & 9:05

OLD ARCH AUD
$1.50

By LAZLO TOTH
The Office of Major Events announced
that Judy Collins will appear in
tomorrow evening's Hill Auditorium
Concert totally nude. "Nothing at all.
Birthday Suit," said a spokesperson.
"She toned up a lot recently, and is very
proud of her new body."
Collins, who has posed partially nude
on the cover of her latest album, was
discouraged because the totally nude
shot was pulled from the presses.
Promoters knew that some stores
would refuse to carry the disc if Judy's
charms were fully revealed. This set-
back has not stopped the rejuvenated
folksinger from promoting the new
shapely figure, and her entire concert

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"As we understand it, Judy didn't rem
even bring along underwear," the the J
spokesperson continued. "She's been Septc
doing this tour, from hotel to stage to Ev
restaurant, completely in the buff. cut d
Naturally a few have been offended, but Collie
overall the response has been ex- new
cellent." cove
CAUGHT BY $URPRISE by last the1
week's unseasonable weather, Collins Even
stumbled into a nasty case of frostbite tripl(
on the lower extremeties, and several, "Har
A small, really rather useless toes were

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oved and set aside for auction on
Jerry Lewis Telethon this coming
ember.
er since she gave up smoking and
own on "farmyard" eating habits,
ns has been noticeably proud of the
form which she cuts. The album
r and naked concert tour are "just
beginning," according to Major
nts. "Next year, Collins will do a
e X rated tour tentatively subtitled
rd Times For Lovers."

MICHAEL CAINE in (What's it all about ...) A LF IE
MICHAEL CAINE is perfectly hateful as the ultimate cad; alternately endear-
ing, weak, selfish and above all, despicable. Alfie's shrewd observations of
mankind, and his philosophies about women are communicated not only in
his actions, but in the form of personal asides to the audience. The curious
result of which is the extension of the film's illusory space into ours and vice
versa. "What's it all about . ." Superb sound track by Sonny Rollins.
(114 in.) (Lewis Gilbert, 1966)
WEDNESDAY-Michael Cacoyannis Festival-IPHIGENIA
Tonite at Angell Hall, Aud. A
-_-_- 7:00&9:00 $1.50

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Judy Collins will bare all for
tomorrow's standing-room only Hill
Auditorium Concert.
tour has been done without a stitch of
clothing.


Roger Visits the Bus
NOTICED, while walking through the Diag the other day, that there
were many students on their way to class, presumably to take notes and
listen to professors. How queer that all classes should let out at once, and
everyone moves about in the same ten minute interval.
And what about Dr. Diag? I mention him because it always gets a
laugh.
What better way to spend a Friday night than riding the commuter buses
reading all the compendious and cogent graffiti marked on the backs of seats
with scissors or sharp object? I can imgaine no other brand of fun.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK at one of the North Campus buses. "Joe," one en-
terprising student has carved, no doubt because his name was Joe or some-
thing. Could be worse, fella. Hang in there. If anyone knows who Joe is or
what is his claim to fame, please write to me so I can folow it up.
Choice items from the front of the bus include a teasing "Johnathan
plus ???," "Smoke Dope," and the gut-busting "The women at this univer-
sity are uglier than hell." And how can we resist applauding the person or
persons who left "D.B." all over the advertisement boards? What a rare
treat it all is.
If your parents come to visit you, take them on a bus ride and let them
read the graffiti. You'll laugh until you weep, as I did, and they'll realize the
tuition is all worth it.

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is crucial to the development of new
musical techniques, and the entire or-
chestra is to be applauded.
Wise people will buy this album
eagerly, realizing, as the jacket points
out, that it costs less than the average
toy.

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To Come
Next week on the Daily
Arts page:
* MUD DANCING: TREND
OR FAD?
" THOSE MADCAP OPERA
FANS
" IS JOHNNY ROTTEN PAT
BOONE?
" FILM REVIEW: "GET
OUT YOUR PEN-
WIPES"
" NEW AT CANTERBURY
LOFT: THE JOHN
GACY FOLLIES
" JOSH PECK'S COLUMN
AND MUCH, TOO MUCH
MORE.


Kiddie Favorites
The Craftsmen Orchestra and
Chorus
C-8014
By EARNEST
"HEAVY DUTY" HOOK
Though touted as a children's
album, the Craftsmen Orchestra and
Chorus have come out with an album
which can be enjoyed by all ages and by
those with widely varying musical
tastes. Kiddie Favorites boasts a
generous selection of favorite nursery
songs and children's jingles sure to
thrill any listener, as well as a skillful
engineering job as accomplished as any
on vinyl today.
Not only do the Craftsmen provide
the delightful melodies and lyrics which
often tell thought provoking and
challenging stories, they also insert
sections of tight narrative which bring
the entire record to life. The entire
production is very crisp and fast paced,
ideal for party listening or even one of
those rainy days when you have friends
over for a beer.
A GOOD EXAMPLE of the stunning
richness of this album is the number
one hit single, "The Muffin Man,"
which was banned from airplay in
many areas because of its outrageously
sexual lyrics:
My Momma buys muffins from the
muffin man
The muffin man, the muffin mon
My Momma buys muffins from the
muffin man
Who lives in Drury lane.
Certain traditionalists might be of-
fended by the up-tempo, practically
"New Wave" approach which the Craf-
tsmen have taken toward songs like
"Pat-a-cake" and the immortal
"Chicken Licken," but such innovation

Just for the
health of it.
Set movng. America
Physical Education Public Information
Amrircan cAiancfoH( a
Physcal Etiucat',n and di ueat~
1201 1(31h S1 N W' Wahinqlon'1) 20036

No tips, please
Singer-Songwriter Billy Joel, tired,
of the concert grind, announced
yesterday that he will henceforth
make his living performing private
circumcisions. "Not to worry," says
Joel. "Get It Right The First Time
has always been my motto."

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A GCimse Into Darkness
CONVFERENCE on the HOLOCAUST APRIL 1, 2 & 3

The University of Michigan
Gilbert and Sullivan Society
Presents
II$.S. ?lDIIFeiK
Or
'The Lass That Loved A Sailor'
April 5 - 8 and 12 - 14, 1979
Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre, Ann Arbor
Tickets available at the Mendelssohn box office 10 am-8 pm.
Call 763-1085.

DISCLAIMER
Before you streak to the drugstore
to stock up on film for the Judy Collins
concert, be advised that everything on
this page is purely in jest. Our little
April Fool's gag, the last time you will
smile, no doubt, until after finals.
Check the facing page for the real A & E
excitement. No kidding.

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ENTER
MEDICAL
OR VET.
SCHOOL NOW

APRIL 1-2 pm, Rackham Amphitheatre
EMIL FACKENHEIM: "The Holocaust: Authentic and Unauthentic
Responses" Keynote address.
APRIL 1-7:15 pm, Pendleton Room
MULTI-MEDIA PROGRAM:
Dance Performances: i NEVER SAW ANOTHER BUTTERFLY
Film: NIGHT AND FOG
Photographs and Wire Sculpture Exhibit
Panel Discussion: Personal Accounts of Survivors
APRIL 2-7:30 pm, Rackham Amphitheatre
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