The Michigan Daily-Friday, March 30, 1979-Page 3 r r~ . ' M M' t' 1. t' F' 1 FYUSEE NE SPPnCALL DAL? Get published quick Chain letters promising participants lucrative returns have ear- ned a rather dubious reputation, but enterprising college professors have found a new approach to the old scam. The following letter recen- tly was found drifting in a corridor of University faculty offices: Dear Colleague, I am sure that you are aware of the IMPORTANCE of PUBLICATIONS in ESTABLISHING YOURSELF and PROCURING GRANTS, AWARDS and "GOOD" PAYING ACADEMIC POSITIONS or CHAIRMANSHIPS. I have devised a way in which your CURRICULUM VITAE can be GREATLY ENHANCED with VERY LITTLE EFFORT. Although this method could be viewed as a slight digression in scientific professionalism, I am sure you will find 'that the PROS far out number the cons. If you are interested please follow these directions: a Add the name at the top'of the list as an addi- tional author on your next publication. Then remove the name at the top of the list, move the individuals up one and place YOUR NAME as #6 and send the revised list to five of your colleagues with a copy of these directions. j Names 1. Dr. Marion Smart, Pepperdine University 2. Mr. Seymour Gertz, Department of Etiology, University of California, Berkley 3. Dr. Myron Gofer, University Southwestern Rhode Island 4. Dr. Otto Klosett, Department of Redundancy School, University of Michigan 5. Ms. Eileen 4ouer, Wayne State University 6. Dr. Ima S. Seiker, University of Dayton Since we have just initiated this letter by sending it to you and four others, the number of PUBLICATIONS each individual will gain are #1-5, #2-25, #3-125, #4-625, #5-3,125, #6 YOU-15,625. As you can see, 15,625 PUBLICA-. TIONS for including JUST ONE on one of your publications. If you do not wish to participate in this ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY please forward this letter to one of your colleagues. Groups go legit After having their status as student organizations suspended by the Michigan Student Assembly (MSA) for failing to account for fall term fund allocations, the following groups have cleared their good names by cooperating with MSA: The People's Action Coalition (PAC), the Washtenaw County Coalition Against Apartheid, Save University Dining Systems (SUDS), Free China Day, Friends of Arbor Alliance, Ann Arbor Committee for Human Rights in Latin America, Council for Exceptional Children, the Rowing Club, Michigan Technic, Association for the Advancement of Appropriate Technology for Developing Countries, University Jazz Band, and the Samoff Student Support Committee. Eleven of the 23 groups originally suspended have yet to clear up their reputation, including the Ann Arbor Assassination Information Bureau. Take ten The.two candidates for Ann Arbor mayor in 1969, both University profesifs debated party politics on March 30, 1969. Prof. Robert Harriisnthe Democrat and still an adjunct professor of Law and Political Science, on the evening of March 30,' 1969 claimed the Republican party in the city was "too sympathetic to the speculators and too cool to the public interest." Prof. Richard Balzhiser denied the charge and stated that the broad political spectrum of the GOP in the city insured complete representation of all interests in the community. Happen ings FILMS A-V Services - The Curb Between Us; Aud. SPH II, 12:10 p.m. Cinema II - animation night: Aud. A, Angell Hall, 7, 9p.m. Mediatrics - Cat and Mouse; Nat. Sci., 7,8:45, 10:30 p.m. AAFC - I'm All Right Jack; A Shot in the Dark, 9, MLB 3. Gargoyle - Hitchcock's Spellbound; 100 Hutchins Hall, 7, 9:15 p.m. SPEAKERS Guild House - Joel Samoff, Pol. Science: "Academic Freedom and Radical Faculty," 802 Monroe, soup and sandwich, 75t. Center for Western European Studies - Howard Segal, asst. Prof. of Humanities in Engineering College; "Western Technology and Visions of Utopia," Michigan League Conference room, noon. Call 764- 4311 for info. f Tanner Lecture Program - Edward Wilson,tHarvard University, "Comparative Social Theory," Rackham Lecture Hall, 8:30 a.m.; Stuart Altmann, Prof. of Biology and anatomy, University of Chicago, "The Relevance of Irrelevance of Animal Behavior to Human Con- duct," 9:30 a.m.; Alexander Alland, anthropology professor, Colum- bia University, "Human Genetics, Sociobiology, and Culture," around 10:30 a.m.; and John Searle, philosophy professor, University of California-Berkeley, "Sociobiology and Ethics," 1:30 p.m. Astronomy Visitor's Night - Bradley Whitmore, "Islands of the Galaxies," Realm of Galaxies, Aud. B Angell Hall, 8:30 p.m. PERFORMANCES Seligson Players - Plautus' "Pot of Gold," foyer, Angell 8 p.m. UAC - Bob Duffner, "An Evening of TV trivia," Union Ballroom, 8 p.m. Poetry Workshop - William Stafford, reading; Pendleton Center, Union, 8 p.m. . Music School Dance Dept. - Sr. Dance Concert: Studio A, Dance Bldg., 8p.m. Chicano Theatre - "Hijos," SEB, 8 p.m. Canterbury Loft - "Teatro Venceremos," 332 S. State, 8 p.m. Based on Chicano student life after the Bakke decision. Michifish Swim Show - "In Search of ...": Bell Pool, 8:15 p.m. Music School/Musical Society - Benny Goodman has cancelled his appearance due to illness. The concert has been rescheduled for April 11 with soprano Eileen Farrell. Ark - Gamble Rogers, guitarist, storyteller, 1421 Hill, 9 p.m. Halfway Inn - Anatates, jazz concert; basement E. Quad, 9 p.m. MISCELLANEOUS Diag rally at noon for Democratic mayoral candidate James Kenworthy featuring folk singer Martha Burns, State Senator Edward Pierce,rand State Senator Perry Bullard. Sponsored by Students for Kenworthy. Project OUTREACH - Fall '79 applications being accepted. Call 764-9179 or stop by 554 Thompson. Art Show - Horace Rackham Gallery, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Black Psychology Symposium - "After Graduation, What? Ex- ploring Roles and Values of Black Psychologists," Rackham Assem- bly Hall, 9-5 p.m. Sponsored by Psychology Dept. and Black Student Psychological Association. Filipino Night - University Club in Michigan Union, 9:30 p.m.- 1:30a.m. World Symposium on Humanity - University of Detroit's Student Union, students free. Call Joe Barkat 964-6950. Rec. Sports proposes Fuller Field. development By STEVE HOOK The University's Department of Recreational Sports last Friday proposed the first phase of a $500,000 development project for the Fuller Field area, which the department says is vital to the future of intramural and club sports programs. Michael Stevenson, associate direc- tor of Recreational Sports proposed in Phase I of the plan renovation of the grounds, including the construction of an irrigation system, six limestone sof- tball infields, and six permanent backstops. Estimated cost of Phase I is $150,000, according to Stevenson. Approval of the project from the Plant Extension Committee, which makes decisions on renovation or con- struction of all University properties, is expected in the next several weeks. The committee includes executive officers of the University and other personnel. The Department of Recreational Sports is committed to provide half of the funds for the proposed develop- ment. Stevenson said the department is willing to accept half the costs because it will receive revenues from user pass admissions to campus buildings, locker and equipment rentals, and other sour- ces. Stevenson expressed "cautious op- timism" that the remaining funds needed - which will come from the University's general fund - can be made available to the department. Stevenson said work has already begun on arranging Phase I funding. If the program does receive sufficient funding, Stevenson hopes it could be completed by fall. Phase II of the development project calls for lighting of the field, which would "allow for greater flexibility and efficiency in scheduling," according to Stevenson. Explaining that there are only four lighted football fields, and two softball diamonds, Stevenson said many students are unable to par- ticipate in sports during the day, and the lack of available facilities at night exclude them altogether. In addition, Stevenson said the depar- tment has been under increased pressure from sports clubs demanding more practice facilities at night. The proposed lighting of Fuller Field would cost an estimated$300,000. Phase III provides for a service building to be constructed. The service building would house an administrative office, lavatory, and storage facilities. A jogging track would also be built around the entire field. Stevenson said these projects would all depend on funding and University support. He noted that the lighting proposal would be the "most controversial," because interested people will "cer- tainly have questions'' about this aspect of the development. Two issues, the aesthetic concerns over proposed lighting and other energy con- siderations. "Both questions can be addressed," Stevenson said. "We are optimistic that the need for more lighted field space can be shown, and there are technological means to deal with the energy and artistic concerns in an ef- fective way." Assistant Athletic Director Charles Harris confirmed that the proposals are being considered. "Rumors are, and they are just rumors," Harris said, "that they'll probably get money to do something, but I don't know what." BOOKS STOLEN DURHAM, England (AP)-Twenty-. one rare books were stolen recently from the University of Durham. Described as priceless, the earliest book was dated 1563. Some People Want the Best - . ~,z WA - F1 CHARLES MINGUS "Me, Myself An Eye" *o CHARLES MINGUS THREE OR FOUR SHADESF BLUES MINGUS ME, MYSELF AN EYE INCLUDES DEVILWOMAN WEDNESDAY NIGHT PRAYER MEETING The incomparable Charles Mingus with another bril- liant album, "Me, Myself an Eye!" 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