The Michigan Daily-Friday, January 12, 1979-Page3 FYOU SEE ES NAEWSM CALL :-DNLY Gargoyle resurrected There used to be a campus humor magazine called Gargoyle that printed issues like the one published in January, 1969, "Nightstick, The Police Club Journal", a pseudo-parody billed as "a magazine with the real swingers in mind." Now, some folks are trying to revive the satiric spirit that left two years ago. They say they need students "with ships on their shoulders and venom in their blood" to turn out an eight page issue every so often. They say: "Show no mercy, call Gil now at 994-3891". Win ter rush Winter rush for freshwomen and sophomores interested in joining a sorority begins tonight with a mass meeting at 6:30 p.m. in the Michigan League. Winter rush is more informal and less time consuming than -fall rush, and women who pledge this term will be able to live in their new houses this September. The following houses are participating in winter rush: Alpha Epsilon Phi, Alpha Omnicron Pi, Alpha Xi Delta, Sigma Delta Tau, Zeta Tau Alpha. Barn burning The fire and smoke that some students may have seen yesterday near North Campus did not escape the watchful eye of the Ann Arbor Fire Department. At 12:16 p.m., the AAFD dispatched a fire truck to investigate reports of a fire burning along Dhu Varren road, just outside the city's western city limits. The truck rushed to the scene, only to discover the cause of the alarm to be the controlled burning of an old barn.It seems thatsthedburning was being conducted by a developer who had been issued a permit to do so by Ann Arbor Township authorities. We had to check it out on the chance that it could have been within city limits," said AAFD Lt. Bill Koernke. "The Township doesn't always notify us when they issue one of these permits." Township authorities deemed the incident "routine." Happenings FILMS Ann Arbor Film Co-op-Saturday Night Fever 7, 9 p.m., Aud. 3, MLB. Cinema Guild -Casablanca, 7, 9:05 p.m., Old Arch Aud. East Quad Midnight Cinema -Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones, midnight, R.C. Auditorium. PERFORMANCES Music School - Edward Parmentier, faculty harpsichord recital, 8 p.m., School of Music Recital Hall. Musical Society-Judity Blegen, soprano, 8:30 p.m., Rackham Aud. SPEAKERS Guild House - RobertBerry, "The Creative Process and the Psychology of Blockage," noon, 802 Monroe. Humanities, College of Engineering - C. J. Swearingen, "Plato, Rhetoric and Literacy: Because No One Was Listening the First Time," 3 p.m., 1047 East Engineering. Community-Psychology Area - Kenneth Heller, Department of Psychology, Indiana Universdity, "Facilitating Factors in Community Change," Community and Social Change Lecture Series, 4 p.m., 447 Mason Hall. Wholistic Health Council - Janet McGavin, "Health and Healing Education in the Waldorf Schools," 7:30, Wesley Foundation, 602 East Huron. MEETINGS Nuclear Seminar - 3:45 p.m., White Auditorium, Cooley Building. PIRGIM - PIRGIM energy task force, 7 p.m., PIRGIM office, Michigan Union. Hillel Foundation - Orthodox Minyan, Conservative Minyan, 8 p.m., 1429 Hill. SPORTS Wrestling - Michigan vs. Northwestern, 5:30 p.m., Crisler Arena. Women's Basketball - Michigan vs. Wisconsin, 7 p.m., Crisler Arena. Women's Swimming - Michigan vs. Wisconsin, 7:30 p.m., Matt Mann Pool. Hockey - Michigan vs. Colorado College, 7:30 p.m., Yost Ice Arena. MISCELLANEOUS International Center - Sleigh Ride, Spaghetti Dinner, 3 pm., Sugar Bush Farm. Doonesbury enrages Republicans TOBACCO INSTITUTE DISPUTES REPORT: Study f WASHINGTON (AP ) - The surgeon general says he has "overwhelming" evidence that smoking causes death and disease. What he doesn't have is a way to help people stop. Those were among the conclusions in a 1,200-page report issued yesterday by Surgeon General Julius Richmond in a "review and reappraisal" of research accumulated over the past 15 years. "THIS DOCUMENT reveals, with dramatic clarity, that smoking is even more dangerous - indeed, far more dangerous - than was supposed in 1964," said HEW Secretary Joseph Califano Jr. "It is hoped that in another 15 years we will not have to say, 'We still don't know what works!" in helping people stop smoking, said Richmond. Califano contended the report "demolishes" claims by cigarette manufacturers that there is no proven link between smoking and cancer and chronic diseases. COMMENTING BEFORE the report was released, the Tobacco Institute predicted it would be "more rehash than research." The institute* charac- terized ex-smoker Califano as an anti- smoking zealot and issued its own 168- page report saying the "preoccupation with smoking may be both unfounded and dangerous ... because evidence on many critical points is conflic- inds moi ting ... and it diverts attention from other suspected hazards." The new surgeon general's report is based on no specific new research and contained no startling new conclusions. Its thrust is that the volume of research carried out since the initial surgeon general's report 15 years ago makes all the more certain the conclusion that smoking contributes to cancer; heart disease, bronchitis, emphysema and other ills. THAT FIRST report created a furor and led to the now-famous warning printed on each pack of cigarettes sold in the United States: 'Warning: The Surgeon General has Determined That Cigarette Smoking Is Dangerous to Your Health." Unlike the initial report, the main findings in the new study generally have been reported separately as the research that led to them was com- pleted. Much of the material incor- porated in the new report was con- tained in 10 earlier reports to Congress, the most recent one last fall on the sharp increase in lung cancer among women. Among the findings.re-emphasized in the latest report. * That smokers, male and female, die from a variety of ailments at a rate two- thirds higher than nonsmokers. * The risk goes up as the amount s t' tl e a C, i h r4 ci e smoking risks,; moked goes up. For example, two- . Smokers of low tar and nicotine >ack-a-day smokers have a death rate cigarettes run lower risks of lung can- wice as high as nonsmokers. And a 30- cer and coronary heart disease, but o 35-year-old smoker can expect to die "may in fact increase their hazard if ight or nine years earlier than a non- they begin smoking more cigarettes or moker. inhaling more deeply." Women are dying from lung cancer at * Youngsters who smoke may suffer i rate three times as high as in 1964. immediate harm in the form of lung the disease may overtake breast can- damage and respiratory problems. :er as the leading cause of cancer . 90 per cent of the people who smoke, leaths in women "if present trends are "have either tried to quit smoking or, iot reversed during the next decade." would probably quit, if only they couldK 'Coronary heart disease from smoking find an effective way to do so." auses more premature deaths than Citing soaring lung cancer rates: ing cancer and other lung diseases. among women and risks posed' to' Pipe and cigar smokers "experience fetuses and newborn babies by smoking verall mortality rates that are slightly mothers, Richmond said the "report's' igher than those of nonsmokers, but at findings have grave public health im- ates substantially lower than those of plications for women of all ages." igarette smokers." OVER 40,000 VEGGIES SOLD! 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