The Michigan Daily-Wednesday, November 7, 1979-Page 7 " ERIC ZORN'S :BOB HOPE NE WS 'Party-school' ta sun) burns U. Fia. HEY'RE REALLY MADE downround the pool at the University of Florida. Seems old Bob Hope showed up for homecoming festivities last weekend apd made enemies with his wisecracks, "Here I am at the University of Florida, where going to class is an extra-curricular activity." School officials .whined that these "party school" references were very offensive to them, and so Hope's press manager leaped forward with an apology. TRASH SPORT "Bob Hope's humor is intended to distract or nudge, but not penetrate," news, offered shrugged the contrite agent, evidently a master of the churlish phrase. "If tween former f someone takes offense, apologies are in order. That's (Hope's) personal Jesus "Yaqui" feeling." fight since doffi Apologies are not going to be enough for the Warwich Musical Theater of ing into the air Rhode Island, another group honked at Hope. The company has filed suit again- repeatedly. Th st the celebrated comedian for allegedly breaking a contract to perform five age to floor hi shows last summer, and they want 85,000 iron men. ruled that, over As if the man didn't have enough trouble, Hope's very own film set was tor- spectacle. ched by arsonists last week. Hope Town, a cowboy set form the 1937 era, was the backdrop for most of the Hopalong Cassidy films and episodes of Gunsmoke, Bat Masterson, and Have Gun, Will Travel. What an interesting life Bob Hope leads.. . We had no idea. S1nit in star-land. PEOPLEMANIA is compiled each week from the tastiest Gar tells on Geradostories on the Associated Press and United Press International 'ar GONNA SUE YOU for a million dollars, says awre servicesAP . A photographs Gary Coleman, the bizzare 11-year-old who stars areA._ in NBC's Different Strokes. TS, the moral equivalent of celebrity us this week the curious slugfest be- ootballer Ed "Too Tall" Jones and little' Menses. It was 6'10" Jones's first pro Ing the cleats, and he did a lot of swing- while Menses came up to his armpit e little Mexican heavyweight did man- s outsized opponent once, but judges ail, Jones got the better of the 6-round AP Photo' HEY, DANNY, GET OFF MY BACK, YOU MISERABLE CLIMBER: Comedian Danny Kaye, not much heard from of late, didn't want to be left out of the picture again. Here he accosts noted German Henry Kissinger at a party last week celebrating the publication of Kissinger's tattletale opus, "White House Years." Those two sure know how to smile and look like they're having a good time, which is a lot more than can be said for actor Sean Connery (inset). This odious grimace was all the better Connery could do when asked to look pleasant while posing with somebody somewhere who had done something. Give that man a drink. NO CHANGE WE'RE STILL HERE HOWLINg IL ARDS AT THE UNION Reduced Rates 10:00-6:00 p. m. oy.- I + TRES CHIC in her sombre veil is Bianca Jagger, pictured here just after sealing her divorce with Rolling Stone WIFEJacie nasss loke lie sh wa beng VIIV jagersas Will not, says Geraldo Rivera, the declining hipster who reports for ABC's news magazine 20-20. Will so, says Gary. You made me do an interview I didn't want to do for your dumb-old show on child stars. My agent said I didn't hafta. Liar. I didn't want to talk to you anyway, says Rivera. I wanted to talk to your co-star. Then why'd you come into my dressing room and make me do an interview during lunch? Did not ! Did! I WAS JUST filming your co-star playing with spaceships. You were there too. I thought it would be cute to film what was happening. You pushed your way in! Did not, says Rivera. You're just sore because I make $30,000 a week, says Coleman. An not, says Rivera. I'm not going to be your friend anymore. Don't care, says Coleman. You were a cheater, and my Mom is going to get you for a million dollars. Yeah? says Rivera. And I'm going to refuse further comment. The club for Mikes only SPECIAL LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP OFFER * OFFICIAL CLUB T-SHIRT (INDICATE SIZE: S M L XL) $8.50 * CERTIFICATE (SUITABLE FOR FRAMING) * PERSONALIZED T.D. CARD PO. BOX 676, MINNEAPQLIS, MN. 55440 I R/fi aL i.. .r.r.... 1....t 7 NOTED WIFE Jackie Onassis looked like she was being Mc Jge ls NOTEDf Near tears in the c bitten, and not bussed by President Carter (the kissin- testified to Mick's ad est feller on the planet) at the dedication of the JFK < model Jerry HI, Bi Library in Boston recently. Having famous lips on one's smiling from subseqi face does get a little old after a .time, we suppose, but miing that settled the this is not the reason for Jackie's distressed visage:' cial. As they say, if Kennedy confidants quoted the former first lady as being i what the Lord God annoyed because "in the North, gentlemen do not kiss whaeordyodo ladies on such brief acquaintance." Apparently Jacki you have only to look has never been to Alice Lloyd. Notes from allover SEND IT BACK! Factors Inc. of Bear, Del., which owns the rights to produce Elvis Presley memorabilia, has signed a contract with an Italian vineyard to produce a dry, semi-sweet white wine, called, don't you love it, "Always Elvis." Somehow, this does not seem to be the sort of recreational sub- stance after which the King should be named, considering the nature of his un- timely washing out two short years ago, but be that as it may, this product promises to be swelling our cupboards in the very near future. Like Elvis him- self, the wine is best when chilled and stored underground. DEATH, WHERE IS THY STING? More from loquacious ignoramus Billy Carter this week. The dried up alcoholic brother of our president claimed that it is only fitting that Jimmy has him around to match other presidential ;types: "Baker's got an alcoholic wife. Ford had one. Kennedy's got one," ;blustered Billy. Commenting on Chicago Mayor Jane Byrne's decision to sup- ;port Edward Kennedy instead of Carter, Billy remarked, "Typical woman. She Just can't make up her . . . mind." Burp. BAD NEWS FOR JOURNALISTS. Heavy drinking does not make a person a better writer, it only makes him think so. A panel of well-known writer who are reformed alcholics-including Ring Lardner Jr. and sports writer Roger Kahn-spoke to the National Council on Alcoholism last week to quash the notion that drunkenness leads to feats of literary genius. "My father said to :me once that no one ever wrote something under the influence of alcohol that wouldn't have been better sober," said Lardner. 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