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WHY is Jack LaLanne celebrating his 65th birthday
by towing 65 boats containing 6,500 pounds of wood
pulp one mile on Japan's Lake Ashinoko? Is the noted
television exercise buff sliding into his dotage? Why
boats? Why wood pulp? Why Japan? Why? Why? Why?
Notes fr o m
all over
CASTING COUCH,' 1979. Remember the good
old days when aspiring screen talents used to sleep
with directors to get roles in movies? Well, nothing is.'
much the way it used to be, and it seems all Bo Derek.
had to do to get her co-starring role in the move 10 was
confess that her body was, in places, scarred. Director
Blake Edwards gave her the part on the spot. No test.
But where were those scars? No one is talking.
Meantime, reports filter out of Old Bridge, N.J., that
Anthony DePaola, 13, was granted a role in Woodyt
Allen's next movie with no audition and no resume.
The freckled youth simply approached the freckled
film star for an autograph, and was given a part in ther
recently-completed film.

An old fashioned boy
IS MAJESTY Prince Charles, heir to the British
H throne, "will not contemplate taking a mistress af-
ter he has taken a bride," says his biographer. The
sailboat-eared bachelor is nonetheless "hot blooded
sexually," writes Anthony Holden, and he is currently
putting the march on any number of young women, af-
ter his plans to marry Princess Marie-Astrid of
Luxembourgh went blooey last year.
Scintillating pillow talker, this 30-year-old bon
vivant? Well not exactly. Holden writes, "for at least
one girl, an evening alone with the prince meant
listening to a catalog of his conquests."
STRAPPING ON THE FEED BAG and making the
news again this week are Jimmy Carter, noted
Southerner, and Rosalyn, his bird. The first couple
enjoyed their barbeque sandwiches at Arthur Bryant's
restaurant in Kansas City last week to the unrestrained
delight of photographers everywhere: What's that
hanging on Jimmy's lip? Snap! Click! Camera never
blinks, Mr. President.

IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT
,COUNTS says former Alabama
first lady Cornelia Wallace. Wallace
is beaucoup ticked off because she
was misquoted in Parade magazine
as saying "it is hard for a short man
to be president . . . (Carter) needs
another couple of inches to project
the image of leadership." She now
denies everything.
BLASHPEMANIA. Those lucky
folks in Baton Rouge, La., have been
spared the corrupting influence of
The Life of Brian, that sacriligious,
blasphemous film. "I just think that
we don't need a movie that says the
Virgin Mary was a prostitute,"
blusters morally outraged district
attorney Ossie Brown who has not
yet seen the Monty Python release.
.Hey, Ossie! Hey' Hey !
MOOSE-LIKE Sylvester Stal-
lone, the very fine writer, has a new
film He did FIST, remember, and
now it's ATAK in which he plays at
New York decoy cop. ATAK, mind
*you. Well, you may think it's dumb,
but this brand- of genius has won
Stallone the heart of Susan Anton.
They plan to get married, our inside
sources say, as soon as their divor-
ces are finalized. What about the
'children? What if they have his
beauty and her brains? What if they
have his beauty and his brains?
'What if they have any combination
of the collective beauty and brains?
Then what?
}ONCE, TWICE, THREE
TIMES A HAYSEED. The
'rhythm and blues band The Com-
modores, known for "Brick House"
and other dancables, have joined the
Country Music Association in Nash-
ville. This move was prompted by
the success of their latest, "Sail
On," and spokespeople say that we'll
hear more country from the Com's
in times to come. Life ain't nothing
but a funny, funny riddle, isn'tthat
so?
FUN LOVING CHER is on the
cover of this week's People
magazine; and we could harldy turn
the pages fast enough to get to the
story about her. What's new? She's
hapy as a clam, that's what: In love
with blood-vomiting Kiss bassist
Gene Simmons, she's touring the
country with an autobiographical.
cabaret show, complete with slides
from her seamy past. Two husban-
ds, two children, and three breast-
lift operations bring in the fans
k every time.


FUNNY LOOKING OLDER MEN, DEPT. Left is the mayor of Falls
City, Oregon, one John McGee.-In his tiny town, it says here, citizens
can "buy" potholes, thus helping to patch them. Yes, but can citizens
"buy" spots on the mayor's gums? That it doesn't say. To the right is
Johnny Weissmuller, former Olympic swimmer who starred for many
years as Tarzan. Daugher Lisa busses John farewell as he boards the
plane for Acapulco, spending noney he could as easily have spent buying
potholes. Small world.
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