The Michigan Daily-Thursday, October 4, 1979-Page 5 Roman Polanski's 1965 IT'S JUST BORING AND TERRIBLE. 'Legacy reaches terrible low REPULSION Hands come out the wall or is just Catherine Deneuve just doing some wishful thinking? Polanski's 1st English-language film, a psychological drama of a girl's mental breakdown-culminating in murder. Surrealistic use of light and sound. Fri: THE ASHALT JUNGLE Sat: LOVE AND DEATH Sun: INVESTIGATION OF A CITIZEN ABOVE SUSPICION By DENNIS HARVEY After spending the summer being assaulted by all sorts of rather unat- tractive screen creatures-flesh-eating z rmbies, Silly Putty-skinned mutant bears with ten-inch teeth, tenacled bulb-heads and other unwelcome visitors-audiences may find some sort of relief in The Legacy, a totally banal new horror movie that tries its dam- nedest to look neat and pretty even as throats are being slit and squirming bodies are being burnt to a crisp. he director, Richard Marquand, aims at creating an Architectural Digest on film, with a lit'tle gore thrown in every five minutes. Every shot is framed to shampoo-commercial per- fection, with equally glamourous treatment allotted to both the beautiful English scenery and one very long close-up of an unfortunate chicken's lead being cut off. Marquand seems to have spent so much time turning each scene into an animated Vogue layout that he apparently forgot to take a look at the script until it was too late. No fewer than three writers labored on the screenplay, and the result is, well, labored. It's no more than the latest silly retread of Old Dark House cliches, complete with a roomful of spoiled heirs to be exterminated one by olie by the all-too-predictable "mnysterious .supernatural force" that lurks behind every door and in every cookie jar. Be asssured, however, that no matter how ridiculous the gory goings-on' become, the characters remain immaculately dressed and the elaborate decore remains in the best House Beautiful taste. MAGGIE WALSH (Katherine Ross) and Pete Danner (Sam Elliott), the heroine and hero, are perfect man- nequins -unsurprisingly represen- tative of the depth the director reaches for. They're, very pretty people, with' pretty plastic personalities to match. The L.A. stucco house they live in is right out of the pages of Apartment Life. At the beginning of the film they have a little tiff over whether to accept the very well-paid but rather mysterious contract they've been offered to design a building in the English countryside. After a few very mild notes of discord, the two kiss and make up, just like the folks in the T.V. commericals. Then they travel across the ocean to accept the job, striking various romantic poses against various banal sunsets during the opening credits while a sappy ballad sung by L Kiki Dee, Another Sde of Me," floods the soundtrack with the sappiest dentist's office music this side of Barry Manilow. Through a series of events too non- sensical to relate, these swell kids become virtual prisoners at a' beautiful countryside estate presided over by Lord Jason Mountolive (John Stan- ding)who appears to be healthy when -we first see him. It isn't long, however, before he begins rasping around dark corners and turning up just before each horrible murder. The victims are a group of wealthy Europeans who have been elevated and thoroughly corrup- ted by Lord Jason's dabblings in black magic. Before you can say "ugh," these grown-up brats begin paying for their various crimes through a number of baroque but hardly suspenseful deaths. IS MAGGIE really the successor to Jason's evil power? More importantly, once a witch, will she be able to wear those, great clothes? Of what significance are the nasty-looking rings that all of the heirs wear? (If you've read The Lord of the Rings, you already know the answer to this one.) And why is the manor's stone-faced nurse, Adams (Margaret Tyzack), repeatedly photographed as if she were Big Brother? The answer to most of these enthralling questions is revealed with predictable inanity at the climax, although the restless audience is likely to have figured it all out well before the big "ironic twist" (such as it is) that thankfully brings things to a halt. The laughably sloppy plotline allows ample time to be killed with pic- turesque but hardly appropriate episodes as a water-ballet sequence, and a perfunctory oh-no-the-hot-water- is-scalding-me scene in a shower ob- viously designed to do little more than show off Elliott as Mr. Beefcake 1979. There's a dismal replay of The Omen's infamous devil dog attack, some idiotic speculation about whether Nurse Adams is really a white kitty or vice versa, and other suvh gems of high ten- sion. ADMITTEDLY, THE cast is given very little to work with, but under the circumstances it manages to do even less than expected. Katherine Ross, generally a competent if uncompelling actress, here is just another inane pret-- ty face. She can't work up much en- thusuasm, perhaps understandably, and even in her occasional scenes of panicked hysteria she seems to be thinking, "Just send me my paycheck and I'll be happy. Sam Elliott is, like James Brolin, another very handsome TV graduate who depends mainly on his carefully trimmed moustache and frequently bared chest to fulfill the tiny acting requirements of the role. What Brolin did for last month's Amittyville Horror, Elliott does for the equally brilliant Legacy. Most of the time he mopes around rather sourly, apparently more aggravated than terrified by the events of the plot. His performance is hardly helped by a Gunsmoke rasp of an ac- cent that belongs out on the range with the Injuns and buffaloes, who might find his monotone less irritating than do the viewers of this movie. LASTLY, AND definitely least, is Roger Daltrey. As the lead singer for The Who, Daltry might be expected to pull off his supporting part as a European rock star easily. After all, Daltry has already proven himself a competent actor in a couple of fims, most notably Ken Russell's version of the rock opera Tommy. But type- casting doesn't always work (remem- ber, Gloria Swanson played herself in Airport 1975 and managed to seem miscast), and Daltrey comes across as a babbling idiot. His desperate good cheer makes him seem about as amusing as the sort of dope who spouts "My wife is so dumb. . . " at a feminist meeting. The performance is too em- barrassing to be laughed at. As for The Legacy, it's finally just too routine to be either scary or laughable. When asked by an alarmed Ross about his involvement with black magic, one character says, "Don't look like that!. It's just another way of life." The Legacy reduces the horror genre to just that level of banality. CINEMA GUILD TONIGHT AT 7:00 & 9:05 OLD ARCH. AUD. $1.50 C W O M E P PR A INEMA II7 1 N IN FEATURE FILMS: ODUCER JUDY STEED ND THE FAR SHORE (Joyce Wieland, 1978) J Cinema II proudly presents the Ann Arbor premiere of Joyce Wieland's feature film, THE FAR SHORE. Set in Canada in 1919, the film is as much about the social, political, and artistic spirit of the times as it is about love and lovers. Celine Lomez plays Eulalie, a young woman who, growing restless in the suffocating atmosphere of her marriage, is drawn into an affair with a neighboring artist. Focusing on a women's suppressed yearnings-emotional, sexual, and intellectual-and examining the notion of a woman in "her proper place," THE FAR SHORE is exquisitely photographed with one of the most erotic interludes ever filmed. After the film, JUDY STEED, co-producer (with Wieland), will speak on its making and answer questions from the aud- ience. 7:00 ONLY ,.' ADVANCE TICKETS AVAILBLE AT ANY CINEMA I TICKET DESK RECORDS - .Stormwatch JethroTuil Chrysalia-1238 By PATTI DIETZ Ian Anderson titled the second "Best Of" collection of Jethro Tull material Repeat. Perhaps he should retain that title for all subsequent Tull albums. The reader familiar with the last three (studio) albums from this English band has 'heard most of his year's offering, Stormwatch, also. Anderson's favorite themes .pop up (yawn) once again. Assembled on Stormwatch are the usual fascinations for ominous weather, the fading of youth, the once-glorious hero, and the desperateness of London :street life. We've heard this stuff before, so what's new?" Flautist Anderson has now taken to playing bass guitar. Last year, bassist John Glascock (who joined the group in 1976) declined to tour with Tull because of a coronary ailment, and was replaced with an unknown bass player handpicked by Anderson. The subsequent release of a previously "shelved" live album last fall "was probably due, in part, to Clascock's inability to perform in the studio. On Stormwatch, Ian takes over the bass playing duties, although Glascock lends a hand on three relatively non-demanding cuts. Ander- son supplies elementary bass lines-even gives himself a few laughable solos-but it is only when Glascock reappears does Stormwatch be- gin to sound like a Jethro Tull product. ANDERSON HAD promised that the next Jethro Tull album would be "more rock oriented" than previous releases, and that he would save his acoustic love song dabblings to a solo effort. Stor- mwatch does not make good his promise. "Flying Dutchman" and "North Sea Oil" are the only tunes vaguely reminiscent of older Tull. The instrumental, "Elegy", penned by or- chestral arranger David Palmer, is out of place on a Tull record, and "Home" should have more wisely appeared on Anderson's solo album. The latter is also true of "Dun Ringill", which is so obviously a direct line from the opening strains of Thick As A Brick that it is comedic. As in the past, Anderson has. produced the album, but now has elevated longtime engineer Robin Black to the role of co-producer. The result, unfortunately, is over- production. A pity, too, because to hear Ian's production work has been alone worth the price of theralbum even when the material was substandard (as on Heavy Horses). There is little to get excited about on Stormwatch. Anderson still hasn't learned how to sing, and his adenoidal outing on this record is more strained than on earlier efforts. Even the album's packaging is infantile; the cover concept was developed by Ander- son, who, it seems, had his fingers in too many parts of this pie. By DAN BOBER Yipes! Yipes? Didn't Little Orphan Annie use to say that a lot? The magic words having been said, the room winked out and I felt myself mater- ializing in the middle of an Orphan An- nie comic strip. "Leapin' lizards. Daddy Warbucks, a long-haired man just appeared from out of nowhere." "He looks like one of them rock and roll stars, Annie." "Arf. Arf. Arf." "Quiet Sandy. What's rock and roll, Daddy." "It's a game in which a group of musicians make themselves seem like more than they really are by hiding behind a blinding light show." HAD TO GET out of there. I drop kicked the dog into the far corner, and hurled myself against the wall. The wall resembled a mattress and I boun- ced to the floor. "Yipes. He's gone mad." I grabbed several caption balloons in an effort to float to freedom, but to no avail. It was trite, but as a last resort, I clicked my heels together three times while saying, "There's no place like home." The strip gave way to nothingness. I was falling. The previous day's track results and box scores flew by. 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