The Michigan Daily-Wednesday, September 12, 1979-Page 5 ) 000 I Broken dreams, v,.. broken trays THE GREAT TRASH-NEWS event of the summer was that stunning divorce between Lee Majors and his sunny wife Farrah Fawcett. Ah, we all sang and danced hours on end to think the poster queen was once again an eligible lass, but now it turns out the poor woman is an absolute wreck. Here's news that trickled in from Egypt this week concerning Farrah and a publicity cocktail party thrown in her honor. She opened a buffet and tried to carry a small dish of canapes down a flight of stairs only to tumble and land upon the floor, leaving hors d'oeuvres scattered about her like so many wasted, broken men with pining hearts. That woman .:early needs a husband, if only to have someone to clean up after her. You take my punk away POSING FOR US Magazine this week wearing nothing but an electric guitar to protect our shame and his is Rex Smith. Rex, you know, is the latest teenaged heart- throb following in the delicate, androgynous footsteps of dudes like Lief Garrett and Shaun Cassidy. This cuddly- pup labored in obscurity most of his 24 years before busting onto the scene with that fine song, "You Take My Breath Away," and now his mug is all over those magazines aimed at post-pubescent girls. In leaner years, said to tell, Rex used to be a punk rocker, complete with a weird buzz haircut and everything. The times can change a fellow, of course, and Rex has given up smoking, "but," he warns cryptically, "I'm not as safe as milk."u KW*AT DID YOU DO SUNDAY NIGHT? Cheryl Tiegs, left, got together with her buddies Vitas A rulaitis, Ilie Nastase, and Martina Navratilova to dance the night away at New York's Studio 54 co. Only real swell folks are allowed in there, and they do all sorts of mad, impetuous things sowe can read about them in our newspapers. Sunday, for instance, Nastase began paying a bit, ,oo much attention to someone else's girlfriend, and an old time ugly brawl erupted. Gerulaitis, ;dys the New York Post, stepped into break things up. Photogenic Tiegs and unphotogenic a vratilova stood by and held coats or something. Linda says, 'Don't toot' POSSESSION is in Linda Blair's blood, obviously. Years back remember how she starred as Reagan, the demonically possessed little girl in The Exorcist, and now, of course, she's been convicted of conspiracy to possess cocaine. What a lot of trouble these famous people have. Blair, yet 20,lnust become a crusader against drug abuse as part of the termsof her probation. U.S. District Judge Howell W. Melton ordered the actress to make at least four public appearances during each of three years "to convince and help other young people to avoid drugs." AP Photo' SANDY DUNCAN will do damned near anything to get herself into the newspaper, and that includes perching on her dressing room couch and making like a crow. It's all for publicity, you ?see, because Sandy, whom you haven't heard of in years, right?, is starring in a production of Peter Pan on Broadway that opened just the other night. It seems the story of the boy who'd never grow old hasn't been on Broadway in 25 years, and it's all big news in New York City. Studio 54 is there, too. Raquel, you bitch! -_- : . ;: HA HA HA. Chevy Chase sure is cute and fun he? You'll remember how he got to be such a star that he left Saturday Night Live in order to a superstar, and, well, he seems to have made i This is Be~nji, noted cur, giving Chevy a kiss on for the never-blinking camera as the two prom( upcoming movie Oh Heavenly Dog. As the wor its breatir, the film will be shot on location in Berlin and Paris. HEY, WHAT'S THIS over here where the sleazy tabloids used to be? But it's the new, full color National Enquirer newspaper, guardian of truth and defender of the public's right to know. While housewives everywhere cheer to the Enquirer's bold transition from drab tones of gray to the bright and pastoral colors of nature, let's see what's really been going on in the world. Here's a cute babi picture, and, oh, a couple of cute animal pictures, and an attractive AP Photo headline, "Terror Attack by 9 Million Enraged Bees." A UFO story, "The In- ny, isn't credible 'Giraffe Women' of Burma," big, big and another eye-opening health-news becomeastory, this one entitled "You Feel Pain t at last. Less in the Morning." Can't beat all this 1the ear for interest, eh?, but there's more: rote their "evGrfi:M Faan Fuy ld holds Teenage Days'. "Ann-Margaret: How I London, Overcame the Accident That Smashed My Face." The'tastiest item this week, though, is an expose on the "rude, crude" antics of Raquel Welch, 39, on the set of her latest film, The Legend of Walks Far Woman. Says here that she's been swearing like a Vassar graduate, slapping her direc- tor, and driving cast and crew members permanently off the set with her petulant behavior. The TV movie, being filmed on location in Montana, is 11 days, behind schedule now, say "insiders," and one of the film's producers has war- ned Raquel "to cool it or else." Perhaps if she were to fall down while carrying canapes everyone would feel sorry for her. Ann ArborCivic Ballet The Ann Arbor Civic Ballet celebrates its twe consecutive year of providing exceptional p opportunities and intensive training to dancer area. Auditions: Wed., Sept.19, 7pr + Crl~nC+ A .r.O, 1 1;k, +%6.6C :1 enty- fifth erformance rs in this mn8pm MAR 18)iN CEv" beginners: interm: Thurs 9/13 Fri 9/14 7:45-8:45 5:00-6:00 A 6m call for times 668-7731 DANCE SPACE E. William and State -I SylviaSTudio 525 E. Liberty " r u Male and Female doncers must be 14 years of age. Pointe shoes required for audition RENT A AP Photo ANICE, HEALTHY set of teeth has our new Miss America, Cheryl Prewitt, 22, crowped Saturday night the fairest lass in all the land. Just like Bob Dylati, Cheryl is a born-again Christian, and she plans to offer a stiff 10 per cent of her winnings to God. The Miss America crown comes with a $20,000 career scholar- ship plus more money than you could shake a stick at for professional appearances. This means big bucks for God, and all because of two "miracles" in Cheryl's life: Winning the beauty pageant is one, and the other is her recovery from a crippling auto accident at age 11. She claims her crushed and shortened leg grew back to normal in a matter of moments during a Pbristian Bible meeting, and now, just as regular as tau please, she can walk along Park Ave. in New Nork City,as seen here. AP Photo HE AIN'T HEAVY, HE'S MUHAMMED. Stout Muham- med Ali, whose moves in the boxing ring are equalled only by his moves around the suppertable, has hung up the gloves once again to become a full-time celebrity. The smilin' heavyweight champ is seen here with wife Veronica at the "Tribute to Ali" fete in Inglewood, Ca., last Thursday night. If you haven't had enough of The Greatest, he will be in the Ann Arbor area later this fall dispensing wisdom and spreading good cheer. ENERGY. We can't, afford to waste it. COMPUTER TERMINAL Imagine how easy it.would be to access the computer from your dorm room or apartment. No more walking, or 'driving, to the computer center and waiting in line to use one of the terminals. Well, you don't have to walk and wait anymore. Now you can rent a terminal for as low as $51 /mo. and be able to use any computer with a time-sharing system (like U of M or EMU), just by adding an acoustic modem and your own telephone. It's that simple. We, at CompuMart, have, been selling terminals for more than 7 years. We buy in large quantities, so we can save you money, whether you are buying or leasing. Come see our complete line of terminals in our Ann Arbor store. Test each one for yourself. As you can see below, we offer a wide variety of quality terminals at low monthly lease rates for as little as a month or as long as 5 years. You can even form a group and share the monthly expenses. Our monthly depot service gives you 48-hour service and covers parts and labor. If youdecide to buy, you can apply 50% of your lease money towards the purchase price. However, only 50% of the retail price can be paid in this manner. CompuMart offers much more than terminals, though. We have all. the major Micro-computers including Apple, PET, Sorcerer, AIM and KIM. We stock peripherals, supplies and computer-related books and magazines, too. So, if you need a terminal or you're interested in computers, stop by our store. We're open Tues.-Fri. from 11 to 7 and Saturday from 10 to 5 and we're located at 1250 N. Main in Ann Arbor (1 mile north of Huron). CHECK THESE BARGAINS A Teletype Classic ... i No tes from all over NOT DEAD YET. As lesser men succumb to the ravages of disease and accident, Col. Harland Sanders lives on, this week celebrating his 89th birthday. The inde- fatigable symbol behind the Kentucky Fried Chicken outfit, Sanders gnawed on a corned beef sandwich at last Saturday's party. It doesn't say here if the guest of honor spilled hi~s hors d'oeuvres. NOTED SPOUSE. You'll want to know all about the doings of Priscilla Presley, Iecause, after all, she's the ex-wife of the late, great Elvis Presley, and thus everything she does for the rest of her life will be very, very interesting. "I want to keep a low profile because I like my privacy," said Priscilla as she announced {er three year contract with the Wella cosmetics Corporation. Her contract ,requires her to pose for magazine ads and appear in commercials and on teevee commercials. But Priscilla, why such a low profile? "My daughter comes first. I'm trying to give Lisa as normal a childhood as possible. I'm trying to show her what's real and what's unreal." Ah, we see. CANTERBURY LOFT presents all works by local artists priced at $15 or less ATTENTION ARTISTS University and community artists are welcome to place up to 10 items in this sale; all items priced at 1 '$15 or less. Artists receive all proceeds from their Open House 2105 Michigan Union 763-1107 kb. September 12 2-5pm 13 7-10pm CJ SOPH SHOW TFA R PRODUCTlIONS 0fill VIEWPOINT LECTURES 0.EE DORM PROGRAMMING The Teletype KSR-33 gives you reliable operation and hard-copy print-out. Monthly Rental Rate ............ $39 3-Month Rental Rate............ $87 Service Charge .............$10/mo. Full Retail Price .... .... . $395 Our Most Popular Acoustic Modem ... 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