THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 1960 'AGE EtIT XWAA A(~ lIGU THEMICHGAN AIL II DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN FI ,,: (Continued from Page 5) ing the summer months. There are many new requests for Waitresses, bus boys, bartenders, maids, etc. in resorts from many states. Come to the Summer Placement Service, D528 of the SAB, Tues. and Thurs. p.m. and Fri. a.m. Personnel Requests: Richardson, Bellows, Henry & Co, NYC Consulting firm, announces open- ing for Automatic Control Development Engineer in Southeastern New England. A BA or MA in Electrical or Electro- Mechanical Engrg., thoroughly versed in modern electronics using transistors, magnetic amplifiers and other static state devices. 5-7 yrs. experience, and capable of handling highly technical and difficult assignments. Camp Fire Girls, Monroe, Mich., has an opening for Field Director position. BA degree and leadership ability shown as camp counselor (2 yrs.) or through campus leadership and/or work ex- perience. Age: 21 or over. State of Connecticut announces ex- aminations for: Nurse Supervisor, Per- sonnel Asst. (March 2 closing date for applications) and Sr. Physical Thera- pist (March 9).s Organization in Ann Arbor area has many opportunities for scientists in Physics and Electrical Engrg. for The- oretical and Experimental research in: Plasma Physics, Theoretical Physics,] Ionospheric Scattering, Electromagnet- ic Radiation and Scattering and Whist- ler Propogation. Call the Bureau for further information. Fletcher School of Law and Diplo- macy, Tufts University, Medford, Mass.,' announces Dept. of -H., E. and W. has' awarded its three Nationar Defense Graduate Fellowships in International' Affairs. To encourage candidates for the doctoral degree. Jackson Business University, Mich., is in need of a woman teacher for typ- ing and related secretarial subjects. U.S. Civil Service Examiners for Sci- entists and Engrs., Pasadena, ,Calif., announces opportunities for Health Physicists. Milwaukee, Wis., announces continu- ing exams for: Library Asst., Librarian, Jr. Public Health Nurse, Jr. Librarian. Call Bureau for complete details. Acme School of Die Design, Inc.,' Dayton, Ohio, is interested in personsE qualified to teach mathematics and have a mechanical background. 1 Alco Products, Inc., Schenectady,' N. Y., has openings for Welding Engi- neers for Research and Development- Mech. or Met. Engrg. degree required;, Stele Research Metallurgist with ad- vance4 degree and at least five yrs. of melting practice closely allied with R & D programs. Kimberly Clark Corp., announces openings In: Munising, Mich. for aj Quality Methods Engr. and Process Problem Engr. and in W. Carrollton,' Ohio for a Chemical Engr. or Chemist. U.S. Food and Drug Admin., Buffalo, N.Y., has position at lab for Physical Science Aide, which hope to keep filled' with qualified students of" chem. in a coop. program, 3 months study and 3 months work. Prefer students majoring in Chem. or Chem. Engrg. Sarkes Tarzian, Inc., Bloomington, Ind., has vacancies for: Tool and Equipment Engr., Tool and Die Maker, Broadcast Equipment Sales Engr., Broadcast Equipment Design Engr., Project Engr.. Production Engrs., Be- ginning Engrs., Device Engr., Jr. Cost Acct. and Material Scheduler. For further Information concerning any of the above positions, contact the Bureau of Appointments, 4001 Admin., Ext. 3371. Personnel Requests: Shippensburg, Pa. has need of a per- son to fill new position of Borough Manager. Must have previous experience as manager or as an assistant; essen- tial that candidates have had training and experience in public administra- tion and engineering. New York State announces examina- tions for: Asst. Civil Engr.; Jr. Engr., Asst. Industrial Supt. (Prison Indus- tries), Sr. Economist, Housing Mgt. Rep., Jr. Insurance Qualifications Ex- aminer, Jr. Public Health Educator and GUATAMA-THE BUDDHA India Students Association participates in the Brotherhood Week. A movie show on the life and teachings of Lord Buddha, will be shown at Rack- ham Amphitheatre on Friday, Feb. 26, 1960 at 7:30 P.M. ALL WELCOME Admission Free Director of Cottage Program. Applica- tions must:, be filed before March 28. Unit Steel Corp., Detroit, has a sales opening for man with BA in Engrg. or Architecture. Prefer someone with experience, but not necessary. Organization in Detroit has need of a Research Analyst-Statistician to work in electronic research. Man with BA in Math preferably - must have math background through calculus and pref- erably through differential equations. Duval Sulphur & Potash Co., Carls- bad, N.M., has openings for two re- search chemists. PhDs majoring in in- organic chemistry or in physical chem. with a strong background in inorgan- ic. Candidates need not have previous industrial experience, but should have interest in applied research. Pleasant Ridge, Mich. needs a Rec- reation Director - male, to plan and direct complete program for small com- munity. Degree preferred, experience necessary. Phoenix College, Phoenix, Arizona, has vacancy for Mathematics-Engineer- ing Teacher. Man with PhD in Math.- Engrg. Milwaukee City Service Comm., Wis- consin, announces exam for Public Health Engrg, position. Graduate from college in sanitary, chemical or civil enggr. with specialized post-grad. train- ing in public health engrg. and ex- perience. City of New York announces exams for Asst. Architect, Asst. Civil Engr., Asst. Mech. Engr., Civil Engrg. Drafts- man, Dental Hygienist, Electrical Engrg. Draftsman, Jr. Civil Engr., Occupa- tional Therapist, Public Health Nurse, Recreation Leader, Social Investigator. Final dates for application: April 4 un- til further notice. Dept. of the Navy, Bureau of Naval Weapons. The list of employment op- portunities with this agency, through- out the United States and overseas, is now on file at the Bureau. Michigan Civil Service vacancy list for Feb. 15 is now on file at the Bureau --openings in all fields. City of Detroit announces continu- ing examinations for: Resident Dentist and Farm Supervisor. Union Carbide Corp., New York City, has openings for: Scientific Computer Analyst, Programmer, Purchasing Agent Trainee, Technical Representative, Re- search Asst. (Male or Female), and EDPM Systems Analyst - Commercial. Union Carbide will be on campus to in- terview March 1 and 2 at the Engrg. Placement Office or the Bus. Admin. Placement Office. T7 California State Govt. announces ex* aminations for Aquatic Biologist - ap- plications must be postmarked not later than Feb. 26. Beginning with Mon., Feb. 29, the following schools will have represen- tatives at the Bureau of Appointments to interview for the 1960-60 school year. Mon., Feb. 29: Flint, Mich. - Elem.; Spec. Ed.: Ment. Ret., Speech Corr., Sight Saving, Pre-School Deaf; Bus. Ed. Coord.; HS Eng., Math, Phys. Sci., 14t. Sci., Soc. Stud., Auto Mech.: Jr. HS Core, Math, Sci., Art, Vocal Mus., Home Ec., Ind. Arts, Speech. (Bring transcript or re- port of general academic average to interview.) Long Beach, Calif. - Elem., Art, Bus. Ed., English, For. Lang., Soc. Stud., Spec. Ed. (Ment. Ret.), Home Ec., Ind, Arts, Librarian, Math, Phys. Ed., Sol. Wayne, Mich. - Elem.; Home Ec., Ind. Arts, Girls Phys. Ed., Gen. Busi- ness (shorthand not necessary), Eng- lish, Math, Gen. Set., Spec. Ed. (Ment. Hdcp.) Tues., March 1: Flint, Mich. -- See above. Berkley, Calif. -- Ment. Ret.: HS Math/Sci., Girls Phys. Ed., Elementary IMath., Phys & Life Set., Metal Shop, Radio Voc. Arts, Supv. of Vocal and Instr. Mus. Phoenix, Arizona - HS Eng., Math, Biol. Set., For. Lang., Soc. Stud., Home Ec., Girls Phys. Ed., Bus. Ed., Spec. Ed. (Slow Learners); Jr. Coil. Librarian, Math/Engrg., Reading/Eng., Girls Phys. Ed., Art, Sci., Speech/Drama, Eng./ Journ., Nursing Instructors. (Must have MA and 30 hrs, in subject field to teach in high school and 60 sem. hrs. in subject field and PhD for college.) Whittier, Calif. - All secondary fields j t Wed., March 2: Berkley, Calif. -- See above. Chula Vista, Calif. - Elem. (K-8); Sch. Psych.; Dir. of Placement; Vocal Music Supervisor. Livonia, Mich. - All fields. Novi, Mich.1 -- Early and late elem. For any additional information and appointments contact the Bureau of Appointments, 3528 Admin. Bldg, NO 3-1511, Ext. 489. Beginning with Thurs., March 3, the following schools will have represen- tatives at the Bureau of Appointments to interview for the 1960-61 school year. Thurs., March 3: Deckerville, Mich. -- Physics/Chem., Biol./Gen. St., 6th grade. Monroe, Mich. (Custer School) -- Elem. (K-3) Elem. Phys Ed., Jr. HS Math/Coaching Football or Sci./Math, Music Art, Speech Corr. Mt. Clemens, Mich. (L'Anse Cruise)- All 'Elem.; 7th Or. Unified Studies; 8th Or. Math/Sci.: HS Girls Phys. Ed.; % time Bookkeeping, Ment. Ret., Visit- ing Teacher. Fri., March 4: Lincoln, Mich. (Alcona Comm. Schs.) -Comm., HS English, Soc. Stud.; Elem. (K-4). For any additional information' and appointments contact the Bureau of Appointments, 3528 Admin. Bldg, NO 3-1511, Ext. 489. Student Part-Time Employment The following part-time jobs are available to students. Applications for these jobs can be made in the Non- Academic Personnel Office, Em. 1020 Admin. Bldg., during the following hours: Mon. through Fri., 1:30 p.m. to 4:45 p.m. Employers desirous of hiring students for part-time work should contact Jim Stempson, Student Interviewer at NO 3-1511, Ext. 2939. 0 " f4 If . i i t 7 7 7 7 t t REFERENCE KAll Subjects - MALE 3 Waiters (Hours flexible). 6 Meal jobs (5 fraternities, 1 sorority.) 1 Drummer for dance band. 1 Bass or electric guitar player. 1 Room in exchange for yard and housework. FEMALE 1 Typist (full-time temporary.) 1 Typist (afternoons, 20 hrs. per week.) 6 Tour guides for research labs. (10-15 hrs. per week, hrs. are flexible, back- ground or interest in natural science.) 2 Typists - Electric typewriter, 9 a.m. to 12 noon, Monday-Friday. 1 Laundry countergirl (4-6 p.m. Mon.- Fri., and 10-4 Sat.) Organization Notices (Use of this column for an- nouncements is available to offi- cially recognized and registered organizations only. Organizations planning to be active for the spring semester should register by Feb. 29. Forms available, 2011 Student Acti- vities Bldg.) Christian Science Organization, regu- lar testimony meeting, Feb. 25, 7:30 p.m., Lane Hall, Fireside Em. « « « La Sociedad Hispanics, Reunion, Feb. 25, 8 p.m., 3050 Frieze Bldg. Programs, venezuelano, refrescos, baile, Que ven- gan todos. Mich. Christian Fellowship, speaker, Feb. 26, 7;30 p.m., 2432 UES. Political Issues Club, Feb. 25, 8 p.m. Union, 3C. Speaker: Sandro Sarti, "The Anti-Fascist Movement." * * * Sigma Alpha Eta, meeting. Feb. 25, 7:30 p.m., Speech, Clinic. Speaker: Mr. Clancy of Shady Trails Camp. S* * Univ. Coed Horseback Riding Club, meeting, Feb. 25, 6:50 p.m., WAB. For information, call NO 3-7778. Harken not to the glorious claims of others Thousands at 19 and up 0~iMnl kis Oh thewaj. He will be at your engineering placement office F R DAY, FEB. 26, 1960 with alluring promises of an engineer's paradise at The Cleveland Electric Illuminating Company P.S. Avoid the rush, the pushing and shoving of the mob. Sign up early for your appointment. EVERYMAN LIBRARY were Selected Titles 1.85Now69Cand4c ULRICH'S BOOKSTORE S. -,Ik. A'%%%,% 1 i' 1 i Ii1i 1 ' '1 ii'# 11i'lr l '' 11 ' '1 '1r' 1 '' 1 iii ' '1r1ii 1 \1 ' 11 i1i' ri'l'liii'1.1 "tiiiiiii 1, 1 '1 i1 tii i1 iiiiiiiiiiii AM Or r s r r r I r s r I ,,.. 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Formed under sponsorship of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, MITRE employs the skills of engineers, mathematicians, physicists and psychologists on large-scale system projects ranging from design through prototype engineering and subsystem develop- ment to test and evaluation of the total on-line system. The growing scope of MITRE's technological effort affords the opportunity to establish a rewarding professional career in one of these areas of long-term importance: " Component Research # Advanced System Design " System Test and Evaluation # Computer Programming " Human Engineering " Radar Systems and Techniques * Subsystem Development # Communications # Air Traffic Control Systems r r r r r i r r r r r s e r } r r,, Sl i ,f yi r j LUCKY ST RIKE presents OBFUSCATED ENGLISH PROF. J FAILS TO FOOL FROOD (see below) Dear Dr. Frood: Very soon the major corporations will be scouting the colleges for capable seniors. They'll be offering fabulous salaries, big titles, golden op- portunities. Whom should I work for to guarantee myself a secure future and top income? Cajable Dr. Frood, Ph.T.T. Dear Dr. Frood: Would you please ex- plain Einstein's theory of relativity in simple terms. Physics Major Dear English: You can answer that one yourself. Simply put a match to a Lbcky Strike and puff to% C01) 50c Dear Dr. Frood: For many months 2 have worked nights in the lab, develop- ing the formula that I am convinced will make possible the perfect crime. It is a deadly poison that works externally, rather than internally. To test my for- mula, I have placed a large amount of the poison on this letter that you are now holding in your hands. Sorry it had to be you, old man. Wolfgang i - Dear Wolfgang: My secretary received your letter. Now that there is no one to care for them,I'm sending you her 14 cats. Dear Physics: Gladly. It is a theory. It s about relativity. It was thought up by a man named Einstein. Dear Dr. Frood: I wear button-down shirts. I wear grey flannel trousers. I wear fine tweed jackets. I wear British- made shoes. I wear thin striped ties. But still I have no friends. Why? Friendless r1- ~r~hN%4at. -orHo M14 p Dear Capable: Dad. Dear Dr. Frood Recently I saw this slogan for Lucky Strike: "Remember how great cigarettes used to taste? Luckies still do." I wonder if the Lucky Strike people realize there is a most seri- ous obfuscation here. The modifier is awkward. Does "great" modify "taste"? Or does "great" modify "cigarettes"? English Professor CAMPUS INTERVIEWS Friday, March 4 Please Contact C OLLEGE STUDENTS SMOKE MORE LUCKIES THAN A iv non-e n n r 11A M1s r ; " ? Med n 'I