SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 1963

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DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN

For Direct Classified Ad Service, Phone NO 2-4786
from 1:00 to 3:00 P.M. Monday through Friday, and 9:30 'til 11:30 A.M. Saturday

The Daily Official Bulletin Is an
official publication of The Univer-
Michigan Daily assumes no editorial
responsibility. Notices should be
written in TYPEWRITTEN form to
Room 3564 Administration Building
.before 2 p.m. of the day preceding
publication, and by 2 p.m. Friday
for Saturday and Sunday.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 10
Professional Theatre Program-Asso-
elation of Producing Artists in "Much
Ado About Nothing": Trueblood Aud.,
3p.m.
Cinema Guild-Strindberg's "Miss Ju-
lie," plus shorts "The Critic" and
"°Twelve Angry Men": Architecture Aud.,
7 p.m. and 9 p.m.
General Notices
Joint Judiciary Council: Petitioning
S begins Nov. 11 for student members of
the University Committee on Standards
& Conduct and student members of
the Joint Judiciary Council. Deadline
date Nov. 23, 1963. Interviewing time
and place will be announced at a later
date. Petitions available from Mrs. Bel-
aire, 1011 Student Activities Bldg.
Flu Shots: The last "flu shot" clinic
will be held at the Health Service on
Wed., Nov. 13, from 8 am.-11:30 a.m.
and 1 p.m.-4:30 p.m. The same charges
are made, $1.00 for students and $1.50
for faculty, staff and spouses.
Please note that this is the final
opportunity to be immunized against
influenza this fall. Persons needing sec-
ond or booster shots should receive
them at this time.
Leadership Training Courses for Wom-
en Students in the areas of camping
and aquatics are again being offered
by the Dept. of Physical Ed. for Women
during the spring semester.
Application blanks are available in
Room 15, Barbour Gym and must be
returned by 3 p.m., Wed., Nov. 27.
Certificates are awarded at the com-
pletion of the courses.
Foreign Student Tuition Scholarships:
The deadline for receipt of applications
is Nov. 15. Forms are available from
the Counselors in the International
Center.
Alice Crocker Lloyd Hall Scholarship
applications are available in Room 4010
Hinsdale House. There are four $200
scholarships for the spring semester
now open for application by all needy
Alice Lloyd residents who have at least
a 2.5 overall academic average. In the
case of freshmen, eight-week grades
under 2.5 will not necessarily be con-
sidered the true indicator of academic
standing. Applications must be return-
ed no later than midnight on Nov. 17.
Events Monday
School of Music Recital-String In-
strument Students: Lane Hall Aud.,
4:15 p.m.
Doctoral Examination for George
John Mitsis, Nuclear Engrg.; thesis:
"Transport Solutions to the Monoener-
getic Critical Problems," Mon., Nov. 11,
315 Auto. Engrg. Lab., N. Campus, at 3
p.m. Chairman, R. K. Osborn
Placement
SUMMER PLACEMENT:
212 SAB-
MIT-Lincoln Laboratory, Mass.-In-
terviews Nov. 15 at Engrg. Placement.
Grad students may sign up. EE, In-
stru., ME & Applied Math, Physics.
Youngstown Sheet & Tube Co., Ohio
-Interviews Nov. 14-a.m.-for Jr., Sr.
& Grad students if time allows. Sign
up at Engrg. Placement, 128-H W. En-
grg. Bldg. ChE, EE, Mat'ls., Met., In- 1
stru., E Math, E Physics & Sci. Engrg.
United Aircraft Hamilton Standard
Div.-Group meeting for engrg. aides,
all classes, summer employment. Sign
up for meeting at 7 p.m. in Room 144,
W.E. on Nov. 12. AE & Astro., ChE, EE,
EM, E Physics, IE, Mat'is., ME, Met.,
Science Engrg. Information at Engrg.
Placer cent.
Union Carbide Corp. Plastics Division
-Interviews for juniors interested in
summer employment if time permits on
Nox. 12 a.m. Sign at Engrg. Placement.
ChE, IE & ME, Chem.
PLACEMENT INTERViEWS, Bureau of
Appointments-Seniors & grad students,
please call Ext. 3544 for appointments
with the following:
MON.,' NOV. 11-
Tennessee Valley Authority, Knox-
ville, Tenn.-Men & women. Seeking
Math (all levels); Bacti., Publ. Health,
Nat. Resources, Arch., Public Admin.
(MS & PhD levels). Dec. grads. Posi-
tions: Elec. Compguting, Market Re-
search, Public Admin. Locations: Wil-
son Dam, Ala.; Knoxville & Chattanoo-
ga, Tenn.
Chas. Pfizer & Co., Inc., Chicago, Ill.

--(p.m. only)-Men-Dec., May & Aug.
grads. Seeking majors in Liberal Arts,
Chem., Pharmacy, Bacti., Biochem.,
Public Health, Zoology, Pre-med., Bus.
Ad. Positions: Pharmaceutical. Sales-
men. Location: throughout U.S.
TUES., NOV. 12-
U.S. Public Health Service, Washing-
ton, D.C.-Men-Dec. & May grads.
Seeking majors in Econ., Poli. Sci., Eng-
lish, For. Lang., Geog., Soc., Psych.,
Hist., Journ., Philo., General Liberal
Arts. Positions: Public Health Prog.
Rep. Location: Most large cities in U.S.
WED., NOV. 13-
Federal Aviation Agency, Washington,
D.C.-Men & Women-Dec. & May grads
(p.m. only). Seeking: General Liberal
Arts & Poll. Sci. PositIons: Mgmt. Trng.,
Personnel, Public Admin.; Mgmt. Intern
Prog. Summer Prog. also. Location:
Washington, D.C.
Union Carbide Nuclear Co., Oak Ridge,
Tenn.-Men & women (p.m. only)-
Dec., May & Aug. grads. Seeking Physics

& Math, all levels; also Chem. & Bo-
chem. Po0s it ions: Instrumentation,
Quality Control, Testing, Analysis, Pro-
framming, Prod., Res. & Dev.
THURS., NOV. 14-
No Interviews.
FRI., NOV. 15-
Libbey-Owens-Ford Glass Co., Toledo,
Ohio-Men-Dec. & May grads. Seeking:
majors in Physics & Arch., also Chem.
Positions: Plant Tech. Control, Prod.,
Res. & Dev. Location: Entire company.
ENGINEERING PLACEMENT INTER-
VIEWS-Seniors & grad students, please
sign interview schedule at 128-H West
Engrg. for appointments with the fol-
lowing:
NOV. 13-.
Air Products & Chemicals, Inc.-All
Degrees: ChE, Chem. & Math. MS-PhD:
Physics. BS-MS: E, ME & Met. BS: E
Physics. Des., R. & D., Sales, Prod. &
Other,
Cincinnati Gas & Electric, Cincinnati,
Ohio-BS: ChE, EE, E Math, IE & ME.
Des., Prod. & Sales.
General Motors Corp. (PhD's), Pri-
marily Res. Labs., Delco Radio, AC
Spark Plug (Milwaukee), Delco-Remy,
Allison-PhD: ChE, BE, EM, IE, Mat's.,
Met., & Nuclear. Prof. & PhD: ME. R.
& D.
International Nickel Co., Inc., 67 Wall
St., N.Y.C.; Sterling Forest, N.Y. (Re-
search); for Branch Offices in princi-
pal cities of U.S.-BS: ChE, EM, E
Physics, IE, Mat's., ME, Met. & Sci.
Engrg. May & Aug. grads. R. & D., Sales
Application Engrg., Market Dev.
International Nickel Co., Inc., Hunt-
ington Alloy Products Div., Huntington,
W. Va.-BS-MS: Met. BS: ChE, BE, IE
& ME. R. & D., Des., Prod. & Sales.
City of Milwaukee, Bureau of Engi-
neers, Milwaukee, Wis. Nurses-Milwau-
kee Health Dept. Planners-Dept. of
City Development-BS-MS: CE, BS:
Nursing. Dec. grads. Nurses will be in-
terviewed in a group at 3:30. Various
Municipal Public Works Assignments.
United Aircraft, Norden Division, Nor-
walk, Conn.-All Degrees: BE. BS: E
Physics. R. & D., Des., & Prod.
Union Carbide Corp., Plastics Div.
-BS-MS: ChE, IE & ME, Chem.-(org.,
Physical & Analyt.). R. & D., Des., Prod.
& Sales.
NOV. 13-14-
Socony Mobil Oil Co., R. & D., Pauls-
boro, N.J.; Field Res. Lab., Dallas, Texas
-PhD: ChE, BE, EM, Instru, ME &
Met. R. & D.
The Trane Co., LaCrosse, Wis. & 114
offices throughout the U.S.-BS-MS:
ChE & ME. BS: CE, IE & Met. R. & D.,
Des., Prod. & Sales.
United Aircraft, Hamilton Standard
Div., Main Plaint: Windsor Locks, Con
Div., Main Plant: Windsor Locks,
Conn.; Electronics Plant: Broad Brook,
Conn.-BS-MS: AE & Astro., ChE, EE,
EM, E Physics, IE, Mat's., ME, Met.
BS: Science Engrg. R. & D., Des., Prod.,
Sales, Patents: budg. & Sched.; Lab.
Facilities; Tech. Services; Reliability;
Adv. Eng. Planning; Electronics Con-
tract Admin.; Quality Control; Mfg.;
Sys. & Data Processing; Ind. Engnr.
x Part-Time
Employment
The following part-time jobs are
available. Applications for these jobs
can be made in the Part-time Place-
ment Office, 2200 Student Activities
Bldg., during the following hours: Mon.
thru Fri. 8 a.m. til 12 noon and 1:30
til 5 p.m.
Employers desirous of hiring students
for part-time or full-time temporary
work, should contact Dave Lowman,
Part-time Interviewer at NO 3-1511,
Ext. 3553.
Students desiring miscellaneous odd
jobs should consult the bulletin board
in Room 2200, daily.
-Several openings for Sales Clerks,
both male and female, with and
without experience.
1-Seamstress to work full-time doing
alterations for ladies shop at Arbor-
land.
1-Pharmacy student to work part-
time in drug store. Must have car.
-Several students, both male and
female, are needed for psychologi-
cal subjects. Contact: Miss Kam-
bas, Ext. 7431, NO 3-1511.
1-Male to do hand typesetting and
makeup in printing shop. Must have
prior experience. 10-12 hrs. per week.
Pay rate will be determined. Must
have transportation.
ORGANIZATION
\NOTICES
Gamma Delta, Lutheran Stud. Org.,
Supper, 6 p.m.; Prof. Kenneth Pike, "A
Work of the Wycliff Bible Translators,"
Nov. 10, 1511 Washtenaw.
Lutheran Student Club, Panel Dis-
cussion, "The Selection of Appropriate
Music for Worship Services," Nov. 10,
7 p.m., Hill St. at S. Forest Ave.
Russian Club, Conversation, Coffee,
Nov. 11, 3-5 p.m., FB, Faculty Lounge,

4th Floor.
La Sociedad Hispanica, Tertulia, Nov.
11, 3-5 p.m., 3050 FB.
Ullr Ski Club, Fashion and Equipment
Show, Nov. 12, 7:30 p.m., Union.
Unitarian Student Group, Planning
Session and Social Hour, Nov. 10, 7:30
p.m., Unitarian Church.
Voice Political Party, Lecture on Viet
Nam, Nov. 10, 8 p.m., Unitarian Church.
Wesleyan Guild, Wesley Fellowship:
"Protestantism in Spain," Alberto Arau-
jo, Nov. 10, 7 p.m., 1st Methodist
Church, Wesley Lounge.
JJC, Petitioning begins Nov. 11 for
student members of the Univ. Cor r.
on Standards & Conduct and studeat
members of the JJC. Deadline date
Nov. 23, 1963. Interviewing time and
place will be announced at a later
date. Petitions available from Mrs. Bel-
aire, 1011 SAB.
Culture Club, Ann Arbor Tutorial
Project: meeting, 2 p.m., Nov. 10, Mich-
igan Union, for those tutors who, as
yet, have not been matched with tutees.

PERSONAL
KENT hair brushes
world's finest brushes
available at: The Village Apothecary
1112 S. University F
DEAR JUDIE: Be careful not to men-
tion any names. Nnckels add up. F4
LIKE HORSE RACING? Interested in
cards? Want to make something for
nothing? Call 5-6184 and ask for Big
Al or Big Frank. F5

BUSINESS SERVICES
ANY MOTH HOLES, tears, or burns in
your clothes? We'll reweave them like
new. WEAVE-BAC SHOP, 224 Arcade.

MICHIGAN DAILY
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING RATES

NOD: Petunia and I are warning you
now-the GREAT ROAST BEEF is
coming. F6
Meet the Right People
The purpose of our organization, using
established techniques of personality
appraisal and an IBM system, is to
introduce unmarried persons to others
whose background and ideals are
congenial with their own. Interviews
by appointment. Phone after 9 a.m.
NO 2-4867.
MICHIGAN SCIENTIFIC
INTRODUCTION SERVICE
F
WHY PAY MORE?
Opening for witty, intelligent male in
established cooperative with four
graduate s t u d e n t s. Economical,
healthy, handy, educational (mother(
country, flag . . .) Off street parking.
840 Brookwood. Call 3-8376 in late
afternoon or evening. F40
ThaloBlue Art Gallery M/T/W/Th 7:30-
11:00. 1004 Forest. F35
TUTORING IN FRENCH
Call Ken, 5-6725.
SPINACH, the Cardiff Giant, Leucha
and other campus creatures are go-
ing South. F31
JAPANESE flower arranging, individual
instruction, demonstrations, classes.
665-5041. F45
GIRLS-Get your apt. for the fall NOW.
The SUMMIT HOUSE. 8-8723 or 5-
8330. F3
THE MOST sophisticated floral in all
Paris JOLIE MADAME perfume avail-
able at The Village Apothecary, 1112
S. University. F
DEAR JOHN,
I hear the Delta P1 Pi parties are
the coolest on campus.
Marsha F34
MONSTERBAU is coming. P44
WEINER SCHNITZEL with German
potato salad-$1.35. German meat pat-
ties-.30. ROMANOFF'S, 300 S. Thayer.
F26
DIAMONDS - Highest quality at com-
petitive prices. Call G. K. Reaver Co.
of Ann Arbor, 300 8. Thayer. NO 2-
1132. F18
VALUES-Point well taken-ch. F35
ARE YOU Atheist, Theist, Pantheist,
Agnostic, Humanist, Hindu, Buddhist,
Taoist,rConfusianist, Existentialist,
Deist or some (per)MUTATION of
these? Come to Unitarian Student
Group at 7:30 p.m., Sunday. F22
AUSTIN DIAMOND CORPORATION -
"Where marginal prices buy quality
diamonds!" 1209 S. University. 663-
7151. P73
ACCIDENT NEAR SOUTH QUAD-Any-
one who witnessed a scooter-car acci-
dent Monday, Nov. 4, at 5:10 p.m.
your help is needed. Contact Howard
Cohen, NO 5-4111, Ext. 221. F38
WE WON'T be whistling "Dixie" Mon-
day, Nov. 11 at 8, Aud. A. F46
NEED A HAND? DIG THE CLAN. The
RIGHT number is NO 5-2788. F48
HAIRCUT. Mon. thru Thurs., 347 May-
nard, near Arcade. $1.50 Fri. and Sat.
$1.25
IT'S HAYRIDE TIME-Hayrides in the
country, 5 miles south of Ann Arbor.
$12 for 2-hour ride. Building avail-
able for parties. Call NO 2-9097. F49
SPANISH STUDENT Help Wanted.
(American undergraduates). Students
of Spanish now in Spanish Conver-
sation, composition or advanced
courses are needed as subjects for
experimental use of new Spanish
teaching materials. 10-12 hrs. weekly
until Dec. 15. Pay $1.25 an hour.
Write us about yourself. Project ALL,
1315 Hill St. F27

665-8184
MANUSCRIPT typing, transcription,
medical, legal, technical confer-
ences, mimeographing, offset.
Quick, Accurate, Experienced.
ANN ARBOR PROFESSIONAL
SERVICE ASSOCIATES
334 Catherine B21
THE ANN ARBOR SCHOOL OF PIANO
Propaedeutic, prep, undergrad, grad,
professional. 662-3735. J26
JIM'S RADIO & T.V. SERVICE, 619
Packard. Free pick-up and delivery on
hi fi's with this ad. 665-0359. J27
WILL DO TYPING AT HOME-Have
taken University qualifying tests.
Have dissertation experience. 25c a
page, 5c a copy. Marilyn McGuire,
663-5328. J19
CALL H U 2-0191 For
Telephone Wake-Up Service
First week FREE with paid up tele-
phone answering service. $4 per mo.
Call Gretzingers' Telephone Answer-
ing Service. J24
FOR SALE
PANASONIC portable transistor tape
recorder. Excellent condition. NO 5-
8701. B46
NATURAL GREY Kikskin full length
coat and detachable hood. Size 12.
Like new: $100. NO 2-0031. B42
BARGAIN-Used men's English bicycle
for $25. Call 663-9791. B41
FOR SALE-Microscope "Zeiss" mono-
cular-binocular, excellent cond. Ph.
542-6431, Detroit. B9
PORTABLE STEREO, Motorola. Two
4%" detachable speakers with 10'
cords. One 6" speaker. Excellent con-
dition. Reasonable price. Call NO 3-
9348 between 5 and 7 P.M. Ask for
John W. B27

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TRANSPORTATION
WANTED-Ride to Huntington Woods-
Oak Park area Saturday, Nov. 16.
Please contact Marilyn Koral, 5-9761,
Ext. 104 or 2-3241. G20
ANN ARBOR'S
SPORTS CAR CENTRE
FAL LSALE
Austin-Healey's, MG's, Alfa-
Romeo's, and others to choose
from. All carry the 1-year G/W
Warranty. Don't miss a good
buy.
Overseas Imported Cars
331 S. Fouth Ave.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
LOST AND FOUND
TOOK WRONG COAT Wed. at Heidel-
berg. Xchange? Call 3-1785.
LOST-Man's gold wedding ring: R.B.B.
to J.L.B. 12/23/62. Call eves. 663-2600.
Reward. A42
USED CARS
1959 VOLKSWAGEN. Call Paul Otto, 202
Prescott, 665-4111, Ext. 673. N42
1960 CITROEN-Front wheel drive, air-
suspension, aluminum body and en-
gine, 27 mpg. Best offer. 663-1652. N41

BIKES AND SCOOTERS
VESPA-LAMBRETTA Owners-Save on
Parts and Accessories. Custom Order
Service. HONDA, 1906 Packard Rd.
665-9281. Z
ACCESSORIES AND PARTS. All Makes.
Custom Order Service
I HONDA, 1906 Packard Rd. 665-9281. Z
1963 SILVER EAGLE Motor Scooter -
Fully equipped, 4 months old. Cost
$616. Will take $400. 2740 Tim, Wooa-
ldnd Lake, Brighton, anytime after
5 p.m. Z29
HONDA of Ann Arbor
1906 Packard Road
665-9281
Z3
BEFORE YOU buy a scooter, talk with
any YAMAHA owner and get the facts
about his trouble-free machine.
Nicholson,s YAMAHA-TRIUMPH Sales
224 S. First 662-7409 Z36
REAL ESTATE
COUNTRY HOME FOR SALE
Deluxe nine year old brick ranch. Three
(or 4) bedrooms 3 baths, 2 car garage,
fireplace. Two acres with some lake
frontage. $30,000. Clarence Wood,
Broker. Phone Chelsea, GR 9-4603. R6
WANTED TO RENT
WANTED - Single apt. Near campus.
Call 665-2767. L3
BARGAIN CORNER
SAM'S STORE
Has Genuine LEVI's Galore!
"WHITE LEVI'S"
SLIM-FITS
4.49
FOR "GUYS AND DOLLS"
Black, brown, loden,
"white," cactus, light blue
SAM'S STORE
122 E. Washington

FOR RENT
ROOM AVAILABLE for 2, 3 or 4 at 727
B. Kingsley for girls or boys. Close to
campus, hospitals. Call 5-3891 after 5.
CI
FURNISHED HOME - 4 BEDROOMS,
garage, prof. on leave Jan.-July. East
Kingsley at Ingalls. $150-$180. 5-5754,
C50
HURON TOWERS
APARTMENTS
(Free Bus Service to Campus)
Students see our specials for low
per person occupancy.
Studios, one, two, and three
bdrm suites.
Garage or outside parking.
See our model apartments today
or call for an appointment.
Rental Office Hours:
Daily 10 aam.-6 p.m.
Sundays 12 noon-6 p.m.
2200 Fuller Road Adjacent to
North Campus area overlooking
the Huron River,
NO 3-0800
SECOND SEMESTER
We will have a limited number of aps.
available for 2nd semester. Look now
while you still have the selection.
Apts. Ltd., NO 3-0511. C2
AL-DOR MANOR APTS.-2 bedrm. apts.
for rent, furnished or unfurnished.
South Lyon. Call GE 7-2023. C43
ONE BDRM. unfurn'd. apt. Knob Hill.
Call 663-1561, Ext. 1320. C48
SUB-LEASE STUDIO
APARTMENT in Huron Towers. Un-
furnished. Reasonable.

FOR RENT
3 ROOMS AND BATH near campus. Off-
street parking. NO 5-7215 or 2-2545
after 5:30, C12
MODERN, fully furnished and air-con-
ditioned apts. Studio, split level or
2 bedrooms. Call 3-8866 or 5-2292. C45
GEDDES-FOREST mod. furnished apt.
Reasonable for 3, cheap for 4. Special
rate Nov.-Dec. Available til June, NO
5-9884. C3
DELUXE NEW 10 unit bldg. completed
late. Iand 2 bedroom units available.
Furnished or unfurnished. Geddes-
hospital area. 3-0511. G28
NEED ONE more male roommate for
new apt. 3-2031, for this semester
and/or next. C5
BEL-AIR APTS. Campus 2-bedroom,
completely furnished, wall to wall
carpeting, balcony, air conditioning.
Call 2-5780, Eves. 2-5140. 019
NEW 2-BDRM furnished apt. in 6-unit
building. Ready for occupancy at
$195 on Church Street, just off Oak-
land. Call 3-0511. C25
TH E FORVM
Apartments
located at 726 S. State St. are now
offering one and two bedroom apts.
Fully carpeted, dishwashers, beau-
tifully furnished, and quality con-
struction afforded a maximum of
privacy and comfort. For more in-
formation, call
CHARTER REALTY
Fine Campus Apartments
1335 S. University 665-8825
eves Call 662-7117
C6
HELP WANTED
WANTED - WAITRESSES, CASHIERS,
HOSTESS, DESK CLERKS FOR WIN-
TER TERM AT BOYNE MOUNTAIN
LODGE AND BOYNE HIGHLANDS.
FOOD AND LODGING ARRANGED
FOR. CONTACT MR. STAFFORD
SMITH, BOYNE MOUNTAIN LODGE,
BOYNE FALLS, MICHIGAN. H6
PART-TIME HELP, 2 nights 8:30-1 a.m.
Tues. and Thur. afternoons 3-6 p.m.
Apply in person after 1 p.m. at
Drake's Sandwich Shop. H5

Call 663-6958 evenings

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IT'S NOT TOO EARLY
One, two and three bdrm. apts. for
next fall. New, furn'd. and reasonable.
The SUMMIT HOUSE APTS. 5-8330
or 8-8723. C4

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Ralph Market is OPEN Now!
Try some bagels and lox or coffeecake.
You'll find Ralph at
RALPH'S MARKET
109 Packard
Open every Sunday morning
For
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1957 FORD-Excel. mech. cond. Body
and tires very good. $450. NO 2-1291
after 5:30 p.m. N4
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SPORTS CAR ACCESSORIES
Custom Order Service
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202 W. Washington St.
Call
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I WAS A TEEN-AGE SLIDE RULE
In a recent learned journal (Playboy) the distinguished board
chairman (Ralph "Hot Lips" Sigafoos) of one of our most
important American industrial corporations (the Arf Mechan-
ical Dog Co.) wrote a trenchant article in which he pinpointed
our single most serious national problem: the lack of culture
among science graduates.
Let me hasten to state that Mr. Sigafoos's article was in no
sense derogatory. He said emphatically that the science grad
uate, what with his gruelling curriculum in physics, math, and
chemistry, can hardly be expected to find time to study the
arts too. What distresses Mr. Sigafoos-and, indeed, all of us-
is the lopsided result of today's science courses: graduates
who can build a skyscraper but can't compose a concerto; who
know Newton's Third Law but not Beethoven's Fourth Sym-
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phony; who are familiar with Fraunhofer's lines but not with
Shelley's.
Mr. Sigafoos can find no solution to this lamentable imbal-
ance. I, however, believe there is one-and a very simple one.
It is this: if students of science don't have time to come to
the arts, then the arts must come to students of science.
For example, it would be a very easy thing to teach poetry
and music right along with physics. Students, instead of being
called upon merely to recite, would instead be required to
rhyme their answers and set them to familiar tunes-like, for
instance, the stirring Colonel Bogey March. Thus recitations
would not only be chock-a-block with important facts but
would, at the same time, expose the students to the aesthetic
delights of great poetry and music. Here, try it yourself. You
all know The Colonel Bogey March. Come, sing along with me:
Physics
Is what we learn in class.
Einstein
Said energy is mass.
Newton
Is high-falutin.'
And Pascal's a rascal. So's Boyle.
Do you see how much more broadening, how much more up-
lifting it is to learn physics this way? Of course you do. What?
You want another chorus? By all means:
Leyden
He made the Leyden jar.
Trolley
He made the Trolley car.
Curie
Rode in a surrey
And Diesel's a weasel. So's Boyle.
Once the student has mastered The Colonel Bogey March,
he can go on to more complicated melodies like Death and Trans-
figuration, Sixteen Tons, and Boo-Hoo.
And when the student, loaded not only with science but
with culture, leaves his classroom and lights his Marlboro
Cigarette, how much more he will enjoy that filter, that flavor,
that pack or box! Because there will no longer be a little voice
within him repeating that he is culturally a dolt. He will know
-know joyously-that he is a complete man, a fulfilled man,
and he will bask and revel in the pleasure of his Marlboro as a.

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This advertisement is neither an offer to sell
nor a solicitation of an offer to buy any of
these securities. The offering is made only
by the prospectus.
U.S.N.S.A. CoO0perati ve, Inc
5,000 common, par value $5.00
7,500 preferred-A, par value $10.00
2,000 preferred-B, par value $100.00

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