THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY, THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY, Christmas Cultural Events Set 4) By HELENE SCHIFF -AF Wirephoto, AFTER EFFECT-If Christmas were not commercialized, the unemployment caused by the lack of seasonal jobs would wreak havoc on the Social- Security bureau, as illustrated above. Co mmes ioid O Reriou Chiismas -o R e iio s hrst a By FREDERICK ULEMAN ' In this most joyous time of year, with its sparkling tinsel and happy shoppers, a corrosive air of cor- ruption pervades the pleasantness of the nation. There has been a vast adver- tising campaign designed to distort the true meaning of Christmas by substituting false values for the ones which all people inherently cherish. This subversive plot is trying to eliminate the dual meaning of Christmas as both a holy day and a holiday and fill the void with a single, all-powerful significance. Eliminate Commercialism Employing advertising slogans and waging a vigorous, vicious war against the dual meaning, the reli- gious leaders are slowly making inroads in their campaign to con- vert Christmas into a strictly Christian holiday. cut. Any such parity is an addi- tional governmental expense and, in the interests of economy, must be a decisive argument against Christmas's becoming .religious. Others Suffer As if that were not sufficient evidence, note must also be taken of the many people who would need to be subsidized byhthe gov- ernment were Christmas to become strictly a religious holiday. The part-time Santa Claus ac- tors would be unemployed during this season. Laundries which de- pend upon the red-suit cleaning business would also be hard pressed for business. Delivery boys and students would not be able to work during the rushed season. National organizations and pov- erty-stricken individuals would be thrown upon the mercy of the social security board when the greeting card market collapsed. Should this unlikely strategy suc- Many Effects ceed, the world would be faced These people and many more with a number of fearful conse- yould be vitally affected were the quences. concept of Christmas to revert to The entire economy of the one of religion. Japanese empire would crumble The national economy must be under the collapse of the trinket defended against the insidious plot. market, perhaps forcing them to The dollar must remain sound, attack Pearl Harbor again. and Christmas must remain com- Wood Parity mercial. The wood pulp industry would Aside from these purely eco- not be able to utilize the fir and nomic aspects, the abolition of pine trees as a part of the festivi- Christmas's dual meaning would ties. This, as the reader can plainly have profound sociological and see, would lead to an over-abun- psychological effects upon the dance of trees-eventually leading entire populace. In such troubled to an excess supply of paper. times as these, the American citi- This extra supply of paper would zen needs some elderly image, probably come to the attention of some benevolent overseer in which the federal government and apro- to have faith. gram of price supports would un- Santa Image doubtedly be established. Only Santa Claus can properly The parity may even be extended provide mental sanity through a to include the trees that aren't subconscious security. The other designed by CHAs. AuDAMs This is Wednesday, the Charles Addams doll. One look at her face, and you may recall that rhyme that began "Monday's child is fair of face, Tuesday's child is full of grace, Wednesday's child is full of woe ." She is romantically pale because she was brought up in the cellar of a creaky old Addamsmansion. Nice people adore Wednes- -day. Nasty people thing she's a gleefully, evilly, shivery little companion for all their wicked schemes. Since it's evi- dent that Wednesday might fall into the wrong hands, do not hesitate an instant. Take her and live woefully ever after with Wednesday, the Charles Addams doll. substitute, Christ, is entirely too young to do a good job. Some image is needed of a man who works hard all year and is able to remain jolly. The great rotund creature appears a pillar of strength to the common folk as he labors uncomplainingly at his task throughout the night. His generosity to all seems al- most the answer to a labor leader's dream. No one need work. All re- ceive their rewards. Population Explosion The commercialism of the Christmas holiday also represents a great social force as it provides numerous party opportunities. What would people, both young and old, do if such gathering functions were not held? Surely they could not be ex- pected to sit quietly at home or go to church. If they were to attempt anything quite so foolish, there would be no more traffic. There would be fewer automobile acci- dents. Fewer people would die and overpopulation would plague us. Along with these sociological ef- fects is the incompatibility of the religious ideal with the policies and practice of many of our na- tion's leaders and thinkers. Ethical Values In this age of the social ethic which dictates that one belong to a group, it would be entirely in- appropriate to hold a celebration strictly to commemorate the birth- day of a notable exception. In this era of teamwork and group thinking, the story of a car- penter's son who left the security of home to seek followers in the world would harshly grate upon the sensibilities of even our most tolerant people. The fact that his work eventu- ally killed him is not sufficient atonement for his individuality to make his story acceptable. Group Protection The group must be preserved against the attacks of individuals. Independent thinkers must be brought into the fold through correct education. Once allowed to flourish, they found new schools of thought, gather disciples about them and cause the eventual downfall of world powers. For the preserva- tion of the nation, Christmas must remain commercial and the Pro- testant ethic supressed. For these reasons, and others too numerous to mention, one is forced to conclude that commercialism must retain precedence over the religious aspect of Christmas. Christmas has long been a part of the traditional culture of many nations. As the Christmas season begins, almost every locality will sponsor cultural programs cele- brating this ancient theme in every form of the arts. Ann Arbor and the University are no exception. From the great- est classical music to folk song and manuscript and woodcut ar- tistic masterpieces, local towns- people and .students will find the spirit of Christmas represented in fine arts. The timelessness of the Christ- mas tradition is evidenced in these works, which span centuries and cultures in the same spirit. The performance of Handel's Messiah will highlight the Christ- mas season this year in Ann Arbor. Presented annually by the Univer- sity Musical Society, the concert will be held on Saturday, Dec. 2, at 8:30 p.m. and Sunday, Dec. 3, at 2:30 p.m. in Hill Auditorium. The University Choral Union will be accompanied for the first time by the University Symphony Orchestra with Lester McCoy con- ducting. The Coopersmith edition of the Messiah text will be used this year for the first time. * * * The University Choirs will pre- sent their Christmas Concert on Dec. 4. The participating groups include the University; Choit, the Arts Chorale, the Michigan Singers and the Tudor Singers, directed by Prof. Maynard Klein of the Music School, and the Michigan Madri- gal Singers, directed by Charles Schaefer of the Music School. Among the selection will be the "Magnificat" by Hovhaness and the "Haydn Mass" in B flat. The choirs will also sing Christmas numbers appropriate to the season. The. Folklore Society will spon- sor its annual Christmas-Chan- ukah Sing in celebration of the season on Dec. 14 in the Union Ballroom. The public is invited to join in with the society members. An exhibition, "Prints for Christmas," will be shown in the University Museum of Art, Alumni Memorial Hall, through Dec. 13. The prints will be available for purchase. They includes manu- script prints of the 15th and 16th centuries, woodcuts, Chinese prints and prints by Italian, German, Dutch and French masters of the 16th and 17th centuries. Some of the well known artists represented are Goya, Daumier, Bonnard, Leger, Chagall, Raouault, Barlach, Killwitz, Derain, Maillol, Matisse, Picasso and Wols. Viewing hours will be from 9 a.m. to 12 noon and 2 to 5 p.m. daily. * * * The Ann Arbor Civic Theatre will perform "The Period of Ad- justment," a comedy by the new Tennessee Williams. The play, di- rected by Ted Heusel, will be held Dec. 14-16 in the Lydia Mendels- sohn Theatre. * * * Shakespeare's Henry IV,,Part I, will be performed by the University Players of the Speech Department from Dec. 6-12. MESSIAH - The University Choral Union annually presents Handel's Christmas masterpiece. 1 ! l A SRO-Overflow audiences in Hill And, observe the performance of "Messiah." CdRISTMAS FS1A Hours: x , . Monday thru Friday, 10-4 Saturdays, 10-1 rORSY T hE GALL ERY 201 Nickels Arcade -NO 3-0918 OPEN DAILY 9 to 5:30 MONDAYS and FRIDAYS to 8:30 S INCE 1843... 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