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TRAVELS TO WASHINGTON:
Purdue Seeks Revenge

Grid Sessions Kept Light
As Team Runs Basic Drills


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ONCE MORE, UNTO THE BREACH
With this installment I begin my eighth year of writing columns
for the makers of Marlboro Cigarettes, as fine a bunch of men
as you would meet in a month of Sundays-loyal, true, robust,
windswept, forthright, tattooed-in short, precisely the kind
of men you would expect them to be if you were familiar with
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in charge of Media Research. Mr. Sigafoos does have a filter.
I don't mean that Mr. Sigafoos personally has a filter. What I
mean is that he has a filter in his swimming pool at his home in
Fairbanks, Alaska. You might think that Fairbanks is rather
an odd place for Mr. Sigafoos to live, being such a long distance

By JIM BERGER
Without a senior in the first
three backfields, the Purdue Boil-
ermakers will try to bring back
the respect of the Big Ten.
The Old Gold and Black jour-
nies to Seattle- to take on the
Washington Huskies, the team
that has shot down the Big Ten's
best for two straight years. In-
diana and Wisconsin will be the
other two teams that open their
schedules today.
The Washington team that Pur-
due plays today will certainly not
be the same team of the past two
years. Outstanding quarterback
Bob Schloredt and halfback
George Flemming are gone from
the Husky roster.
Transfers Help Washington
Washington coach Jim Owens
has taken steps to remedy the
problem of inexperience in the
backfield by recruiting junior
college transfers. However, the
transfers will lack experience.
Owens will be counting on quarter-
back Kermit Jorgenson, considered
a fair passer, but a good runner,
and broken field sprinter, Charlie
Mitchell. In the line guard Jim
Staggs and center Roy Mansfield
figure to be the men to watch.
The Boilermakers will also be
terribly lacking in backfield ex-
perience. Star quarterbacks, Ber-
nie Allen and Maury Guttman.
have both collected their diplomas
and left, leaving the signal calling
chores to a sophomore, Ron Di-
Gravio.
Purdue Lacks Punters
The Boilermaker's experience
problem goes a lot deeper than
quarterback. Purdue's coach Jack
Mollenkopf will not have a man
on his team that has kicked a
punt or thrown a pass against
Western Conference competition.
The game figures to be a battle
of Big Ten spoilers. Both Wash-
ington and Purdue have made a
habit of upsetting the best of the
Western Conference. Although
Washington's chances of repeating,
their outstanding 10-1 record of
last year are rather slim; who
picked them to win the Rose
Bowl?
Wisconsin will host Utah, which
won a smashing, 40-0, victory over
Colorado State last weekend in
its opener.
The Big Ten and the nation
will be watching this game care-

fully to try and evaluate the Bad-
ger's passing combination of
quarterback Ron Miller to end Pat
Richter. Preseason forecasters
compare this combination with
Michigan's Friedman to Ooster-
baan combination of the 1926-27
era.
Wisconsin, conference banner
holder in the 1959 Rose Bowl,
ended last season with a 4-5 rec-
ord. The Miller-Richter combin-
ation netted 362 yards in 25 com-
pletions last season, and with that
year of experience behind both
men, it figures to be the best
combination in Wisconsin gridiron
history.,
Indiana, which has been re-
instated to the Big Ten, travels to

Manhattan, Kansas for their
opener against Kansas State of the
Big Eight Conference.
The Wildcats were to the Big
Eight last year what Indiana was
to the Big Ten. They, compiled a
1-9 record, as compared to In-
diana's 1-8 mark.
The Hoosiers attack will prob-
ably be centered around three line
crashing backs. Mike Lopa, Nate
Ramsey, and Don Cromer rushed
last year for averages of 5.0, 4,4,
and 4.0 respectively.
Kansas State will depend on
quarterback Phil Barger, whose
forte is passing. However, with
the Wildcat's weak line he will
have to get the ball away in a
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By TOM WEBBER
Coach Bump Elliott didn't take
any chances with injuries yes-
terday.
He limited the practice session
to a light affair with the first,
second, and third squads running
against blocking dummies. The
team also drilled in kickoffs, punts
and field goals.
Punters Injured
The injury jinx now has strip-
ped two punters fromhElliott's
corps in the persons of Joe O'-t
Donnell and Scott Maentz. Maentz
has a sore toe, while O'Donnell'
has some pulled muscles in his
hip.
That left the punting to Tom
Prichard and Ron Spacht of whom
Elliott said Prichard was the best.
Doug Bickle provided something
to cheer about with his long dis-
tance kickoffs and consistent
Net Tourney
The International Students
Association will hold its fall
tennis tournament at Palmer
Field starting Thursday, Sept.
28.
Interested students can sign
up for the tourney at the In-
ternational Center. The regis-
tration deadline is Thursday at
noon.
place kicking. Several of his kick-'
offs sailed right between the up-
rights.
Elliott said that he was happy
with Bickle's kicking and when
asked if he would go for the fieldd
goal more this year, he replied,
"Yes, I think we'll try it if we're
in position."
Closed Practice Planned
Today Elliott plans to hold a
closed scrimmage to give his

charges some practice under game
conditions. Elliott said he planned
to send his first and second team,
and possibly the third, against the
reserves-if there's any left.
The position of second squad
quarterback is still in doubt. "It
would have been (Forest) Eva-
shevski, but now we don't know,"
the mentor said.
Practice Notes
Hats off to Elliott for the quote
of the day.
"If we have any more injuries,
I hope it's me," he said. "I'm not
important to the team."
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It's getting quite common to
see people on crutches around the
practice field. Elliott could prob-
ably field a team of players with
crutches and casts.
Assistant freshman football
coach Wally Weber commented
that Notre Dame had the same
trouble last year with knee in-
juries.
Major League
Stand ings
NATIONAL LEAGUE
W L Pct. GB
Cincinnati 90 58 .608 -
Los Angeles 85 61 .583 4
San Francisco 81 65 .554 8
Milwaukee 77 69 .527 12
St. Louis 77 70 .526 12%
Pittsburgh 70 75 .483 182
Chicago 61 86 .415 271/
Philadelphia 45 102 .306 44Y2
YESTERDAY'S RESULTS
Pittsburgh 6, Philadelphia 3
San Francisco 6, Cincinnati 0
Los Angeles 6, St. Louis 3
Chicago-Milwaukee, rain
TODAY'S GAMES
San Francisco at Cincinnati
Chicago at Milwaukee
LosAngeles at St. Louis
Pittsburgh at Philadelphia

AN UNPAID
TESTIMONIAL
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Richard the Lion-Hearted says;
I Would ever
haue sure ugnred
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support
C'mnonMich ! You're rationaliz-
ing. Jockey support might never
have secured you against the
Emperor2. But it certainly would
have provided snug protection
against the physical stresses and
strains of your active life. Your
armorer never tailored a coat of
mail more knowingly than Jockey
tailors a brief-from 13 separate,
body-conforming pieces.
1. Other -imitation" briefs (copies of the
original Jockey brand) have no more
Jockey support than a limp loin cloth.
2. Richard the Lion-Hearted, 1167-99,
surrendered England and a huge ransom
to secure his release from Henry V1.

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from the Marlboro home office in New York City. But it should
be pointed out that Mr. Sigafoos is not required to be at work
until 10 A.M.
But I digress. This column, I say, will take up questions of
burning interest to the academic world-like "Should French
conversation classes be conducted in English?" and "Should
students be allowed to attend first hour classes in pajamas and.
robes?" and "Can a student of 18 find happiness with an eco--
nomics professor of 90?"
Because many of you are new to college, especially freshmen,
perhaps it would be well in this opening column to start with
campus fundamentals. What, for example, does "Alma Mater"
mean? Well, sir, "Alma Mater" is Latin for "send money".
What does "Dean" mean? Well, sir, "Dean" is Latin for
"don't get caught".
What does "dormitory" mean? Well, Sir, "dormitory" is
Latin for "bed of pain'.
Next, let us discuss student-teacher relationships. In college
the keynote of the relationship between student and teacher is
informality. When you meet a teacher on campus, you need
not salute. Simply tug your forelock. If you are bald and have
no forelock, a low curtsey will suffice. In no circumstances
should you polish a teacher's car or sponge and press his suit.
It is, however, permissible to worm his dog.
With the President of the University, of course, your relation.
ship will be a bit more formal. When you encounter the Presi-
dent, fling yourself prone on the sidewalk and sing loudly:
"Prexy is wise
Jrezy is true
Prexy has eyes
Of Lake Louise blue."
As you can see, the President of the University is called
"Prexy". Similarly, Deans arevalled "Dixie". Professors are
called "Prox e". Housemothers are called "Hoxie Moxie".
Students are called "Amoebae".
@ 1961 Maz shulmas
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This uncensored, free-wheeling column will be brought to
you throughout the school year by the makers of Marlboro
and Marlboro's partner in pleasure, the new, unfiltered,
king-size Philip Morris Commander. If unfiltered cigarettes
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PASSING GALORE-Today's game between Wisconsin and Utah
will feature the passeatching of Wisconsin standout, Pat Richter.
Last year Richter teamed with quarterback ,Ron Miller to form
one of the Big Ten's most impressive combinations.

MAJOR LEAGUE ROUNDUP:
Birds' Gentile Ties Slam Mark

AMERICAN LEAGUE'

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By'The Associated Press
Jim Gentile of Baltimore equal-
led a major league record last
night by hitting his fifth grand
slam of the season as the Orioles
defeated Chicago 8-6 while the
Los Angeles Dodgers were cutting
Cincinnati's lead in the National
League pennant race.

New York
Detroit
Baltimore
Chicago
Cleveland
Boston
Minnesota
Los Angeles
Kansas City
Washington

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104
94
91
84
74
.73
68
66
58
56

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51
59
65
71
80
81
83
87
95
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Pct. GB
.671 -
.614 9
.583 13Y
.543 20
.480 291/2
.474 30%/2
.450 34
.432 37
.377 45
.368 462

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The Dodgers beat the St. Louis
Cardinals 6-3 and moved within
four games of the first-place Reds,
who were blanked 6-0 by San
Francisco's Billy O'Dell. Cincin-
nati's magic number remained at
four.
In other games, Pittsburgh de-
feated Philadelphia 6-3 in the Na-

Collegiate Football Powers Tangle
As '61 Season Rolls On Full Steam

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By TOM ROWLAND
Action on the nation's gridirons
gets into full swing today as col-
lege elevens open up the 1961 foot-
ball season.
While many powerful teams re-
main idle until next weekend,
there'll be plenty of top-notch
competition to initiate whatap-
pears to be a fall jammed with
pigskin thrillers.
Center of attention will be foc-
used on the Far West where
squads from all points of the foot-
ball map will display their talents.
Syracuse, with its highly-tout-
ec line backed up by All-America

halfback candidate Ernie Davis,
invades Oregon State.
N.C. State Invades Wyoming
The Wolfpack from North Car-
olina State, ranked high on the
Atlantic coast this fall, journeys
to meet Wyoming, and the de-
fense-minded Texas squad pins its
hopes against California's Golden
Bears.
Stanford, with hopes to improve
upon last year's disastrous 0-10
season, hosts Tulane. Pre-season
forecasts set Kansas on top of the
Big Eight, and today the Jay-
hawkers are up against a spoiler-
minded Texas Christian eleven.
Wisconsin Hosts Utah
Following its 40-0 victory over
Colorado State last weekend, Utah
travels to meet Big Ten competi-
tion at the University of Wiscon-
sin. Louisiana State, ranked as
number five in the nation, plays
Rice, while Wake Forest meets
Baylor under the lights.
Last fall's Big Eight champ,

Missouri, is 'pitted against Wash-
ington State in their game at Co-
lumbia, Missouri, and Mississippi
plays Arkansas before the eyes
of television viewers.
Games in the East' are for the
most part between local squads of
the coast conferences. Army sets
its offensive weapons against
Richmond, and Cincinnati travels
to challenge Boston College.
Middies to Test Penn State
Navy will be suffering from the
loss of valuable lettermen from
last season's Orange Bowl squad
as the Midshipmen open their
gridiron attack against Penn
State.
Georgia pins its hopes on its
balanced line against powerful
Alabama, and the Cotton-Bowl
victors of Duke put their reputa-
tion on the line when they meet
South Carolina in a night game.
Virginia will attempt to smash
its 28-game losing streak against
William & Mary, while Utah State
plays Montana.

tional League while Kansas City
beat Cleveland 4-3 in the AL.
Chicago-Milwaukee and Washing-
ton-Minnesota were postponed by
rain.
Gentile's slam, his 44th homer
of the year, came off Don Larsen
as the Orioles scored seven runs
in the fifth, just enough to hold
off the White Sox, who came back
with four in the ninth on Floyd
Robinson's grand slam. Chuck
Estrada (14-9) was the benefi-
ciary of Gentile's slam as he was
for the other four.
The slam matches the number
hit by Ernie Banks of the Chi-
cago Cubs in 1955. The American
League record of four was held
by Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig and
Managers Wanted
Dick Asel, head manager of
the varsity football team, an-
nounced yesterday that there
are a few openings for the posi-
tion of manager on the team.
Anyone interested in applying
for this position is asked to
come down to Ferry Field dur-
ing any of the practices next
week.
Tommy Henrich of the Yankees,
Al Rosen and Ray Boone of the
Indians and Rudy York of the
Tigers.,.
The Pirates came from behind
to defeat the Phils with four un-
earned runs in the ninth on two
errors'that let in a pair of runs
and Bill Mazeroski's two-run
homer. Clem Labine (4-1) was the
winner with Frank Sullivan (3-
16) taking the loss.
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YESTERDAY'S RESULTS
Baltimore 8, Chicago 6
Kansas City 4, Cleveland 3
Detroit 6, Los Angeles 4
Washington-Minnesota, rain
TODAY'S GAMES
New York at Boston
Baltimore at Chicago
Washington at Minnesota
Cleveland at Kansas City
Detroit at Los Angeles

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