13, 1960

THE MICHIGAN DAILY

13, 1960 THE MICHIGAN DAILY

innesota

Upset; Iowa Smashes OSU


LUIIIlS


By The Associated Press
MINNEAPOLIS - Purdue's
Boilermakers,-four-time losers with
a disdain for the mighty, caught
Minnesota flat footed yesterday
with a first half aerial offensive
and whipped the nation's No. 1
ranked football team, 23-14.
With their dream of an unbeaten
season and national title fading,
the Gophers raged for two second
half touchdowns but were beaten
by Bernie Allen's 35-yard field
goal in the third period.
Purdue got a freak touchdown
on the game's final play for win-
dow dressing.
Allen's rifle arm shot Purdue
to two first half touchdowns and
a 14-0 lead before Minnesota re-
covered from the shock. Powerless
in the first two periods, Minnesota
swept back on touchdowns by Bill
Munsey and Roger Hagberg, but
Purdue twice braced in the final
' four minutes when Minnesota
threatened to pull it out.
The loss prevented Minnesota
from capturing at least a share
of its first Big Ten championship
since 1941, although the Gophers
can still make it next week against
Wisconsin. For Purdue the victory
was only No. 3 of the season. But
two of those were achieved against'
national powers, Ohio State and
Minnesota.
Purdue riddled Minnesota's high-
ly acclaimed defense in the first
half with Allen's passes and the
fullback blasts of sophomore Tom
Yakubowski.
The Boilermakers rolled 80 yards
early in the first period, Allen cov-
ering half the distance with three
passes. Yakubowski hammered
over from the two. Allen's 17-yard
yass to Forest Farmer put Purdue
on the 5 in the second period and
Willie Jones cracked over.
Minnesota sent Munsey over
from the Purdue 27 in the third
period and, after Allen kicked his
field goal, the Gophers got another
in the fourth when Hagberg
cracked from the 3. But Minnesota
could not sustain the comeback
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and Purdue added an unneeded
touchdown, on the final play when
Minnesota's Tom King fumbled a
punt into the end zone and Jim
Teller fell on it for six points.
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Iowa 35, Ohio State 13
IOWA CITY-Gouging chunks
of yardage in a furious running
attack, Iowa shot back into the
Big Ten lead and contention for
the national football title with a'
35-12 conquest of Ohio State yes-
terday.
Junior halfback Larry Fergu-

son's flashy 91-yard scoring dash
down the sidelines and sophomore
fullback Joe William's 49-yard
touchdown burst highlighted the
Hawkeyes' nationally - televised
victory.
The stunning triumph assured
the Hawks at least a tie for the
Big Ten crown with a 5-1 record
as previously unbeaten Minnesota
was upset 23-14 by Purdue today.
The Gophers must beat Wiscon-
sin next week to share the cham-
pionship.
The Hawkeyes-fifth ranked in

the latest Associated Press poll-
displayed their crispest attack of
the season in turning back power-
ful Ohio State, which had lost only
one game and was ranked third
this week.
Iowa was performing in its last
home ,game under head coach
Forest Evashevski. And the players
shot the works, building a 28-6
halftime lead and using a stub-
born defense to turn back the
Buckeyes' second half bids.
Williams also scored on a two-
yard plunge in the route. Quarter-
back Wilburn Hollis added a 12-
yard touchdown and his under-
study, Matt Szykowny scored on a
sneak to thrill the dad's day
crowd.
Ohio State quarterback Tom
Matte-who had a brilliant day
for the Buckeyes but alone could
not turn the tide-and fullback
Bob Ferguson scored Ohio State's
touchdowns.
S * S
EVANSTON, Ill.-Fullback Ron
Hatcher streaked 51 and 32 yards
and halfback Gary Ballman
sprinted 74 for three second half
touchdowns which rallied Michi-
gan State to a 21-18 Big Ten
football victory over Northwest-
ern yesterday.
Northwestern was on the Mich-;
igan State 2-yard line when the,
game ended. Homecoming-cele-
brating Northwestern started fast
with two first quarter touchdowns
and a 12-0 lead.
But usually reliable place-kick-
er Mike Stock failed to convert
after all three Wildcat touch-
downs for the margin of defeat.
Stock had kicked seven consecu-
tive extra points this season.
Northwestern made it 21-18
midway in the fourth period on
Thornton's four-yard touchdown
pass to end Elbert Kimbrough.,
Then came the thrilling finish.
Led by Thornton's passing, the
Wildcats battled to the Spartan 6
where pass interference was call-

ed on Michigan State. Thornton
tried two runs, clawing to Just
inside the 2. With the clock run-
ning out, Thornton tried the pass
that failed.
Michigan State's three touch-
downs came with lightning sud-
deness, but it was the toe of Art
Brandstatter, who booted all three
extra points, which salvaged the
Spartan triumph.
Illinois 35, Wisconsin 14
CHAMPAIGN, Ill. -- Illinois,
putting on one of its biggest of-
fensive shows this year, crushed
Wisconsin 35-14 yesterday in a
Big Ten game which saw most
of the scoring packed into the
second half.
Leading 7-0 at the half, the Il-
lini scored a pair of quick touch-
downs early in the third quarter
after receiving a fumble and in-
tercepting a pass. They then cap-
ped the rout when Ethan Black-
aby took a Wisconsin punt and
sprinted 88 yards for a touch-
down.
Wisconsin, showing little else
than the passing of Ron Miller
on offense, didn't get into the
scoring column until Illinois had
carved out a 21-0 lead.
Miller passed for both of Wis-
consin's touchdowns but the
Badgers couldn't muster a running
attack to help out the sensational
sophomore.
Wisconsin threatened early in
the game. But it was hampered
by a pass interception and again
by a fumble.
Illinois didn't really get rolling
until the second half but the Il-
lini did manage to score early in
the second quarter. Substitute
Mel Meyers threw a 21-yard scor-
ing pass to Marshall Starks.
Starks and Blackaby accounted
for two touchdowns each.
Illinois scored twice in the first
seven minutes of the third quar-
ter and was never in,danger after
that.

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BOTTLED UP-Minnesota halfback Tom King struggles for
three yards deep in his own territory as the Golden:Gophers
were dumped by Purdue 32-14. Minnesota must beat Wisconsin
next Saturday to tie Iowa for the Big Ten title.

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A MODEST PROPOSAL
A movement is afoot-a shocking, startling movement-to
solve the problem of overcrowded colleges by the simple expe-
dient of refusing admission to women at coeducational schools!
It is argued by proponents of this plan that in today's world
a college education is absolutely essential for a man, while for
a woman it is merely a pleasant interlude between adolescence
and housewifery. There is simply not room enough for both men
and women in our overburdened colleges; therefore, in all fair-
ness, women who have far less need of a degree than men, must
yield their places.
Well sir, when I heard this drastic proposal, I was so shocked
that I sat right down and lit a Marlboro. I always sit right down
and light a Marlboro when I am shocked. I also always sit right
down and light a Marlboro when I am not shocked. There is
no time, no condition, no mood, no estate when it isn't a source
of soul-deep gratification to settle back and have a full-flavored
smoke-Marlboro, the filtered cigarette with the unfiltered taste
-Marlboro, the jewel of cigarettes-Marlboro, the pinnacle of
the tobacconist's art-Marlboro, my comfort, haven, and snug
harbor.
Well sir, I sat smoking my Marlboro and thinking over the
shocking proposal to keep women out of coed schools, and hoping
fervently that another solution can be found. If the calamitous
day ever comes when women are banned from coed colleges, I
will gnash my teeth and rend my garments and take to my bed
without supper. Like any other Marlboro man, I love women.
I love the sight and sound of them, the cut of their jibs, their
beauty and grace, their cunning little spitcurls, their sleek
dimples, their middy blouses, their aura and effluvium. More-
over, I freely admit that when it comes to brainpower, they can
give the average man cards and spades and big casino too. It
would be a shame, a disgrace and a catastrophe to keep these
beautiful, intelligent creatures out of college.
However, it is always wise in time of fair weather to prepare
for foul. What if the advocates of keeping women out of college
begin to gather strength? We who abhor this fiendish plan must
be ready with a substitute ... and it just so happens I have
one-and a mighty ingenious little plan it is, if I say so myself.
Granted that classroom seats are in short supply, and granted
that men need degrees more than women, it is still not necessary
to bar women from college. Let them go to college but-here is
the beauty part of my plan--don't let them go to d ase!
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By The Associated Press -
NORMAN, Okla. - Two long
scoring jaunts of 77 and 60 yards
by halfback Norris Stevenson aid-
ed the Missouri Tigers to a 41-19
football victory over Oklahoma
yesterday and kept them on the
road toward a Big Eight Confer-
ence championship.
It was Missouri's ninth straight
victory and sixth triumph in the
Conference and Oklahoma's third
loss which left the Sooners far
back in the race for the first
time in 14 years.
Halfback Mike McClellan sped
70 yards down the sidelines after
a cutback through tackle to get,
the Sooners off to a 6-0 lead. But
that was the last time they en-
joyed the advantage.
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Mississippi 24, Tennessee 3
KONXVILLE, Tenn.-Mississip-
pi broke a 40-year-old jinx yes-
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24-3, on its home field on the
passing of quarterback Jake Gibbs
and the running of fullback James
Anderson.
These Southeastern Conference
teams have met here 13 times
since 1920 and Mississippi has
never won. But the aroused Reb-

els were not to be denied on this
sunny afternoon.
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the season for the undefeated Reb-
els, who now need only a triumph
over arch rival Mississippi State
to wrap up their fourth confer-
ence crown for Coach Johnny
Vaught. It also established the
Rebels as a, prime bowl choice.f
The loss was Tennessee's sec-
ond of the season and it left the
Vols with a 5-2-1 record.
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SEATTLE-The muscle men of
Washington crunched out a 27-7
football victory over California's
Bears to win the Big Five cham-
pionship and all but clinch a
second straight Rose Bowl bid.
Washington gave the big Cali-
fornia line a working over in its
opening drive, throwing its big
backs up the middle for short but
effective gains. Ray Jackson
plunged the last two yards, but
George Fleming, who had missed
only one previous conversion kick
this year, failed to convert when
the pass from center was bobbled.
That first drive used up only
five minutes and Washington had
its second tally less than four

minutes later, going 49 yards inI
just 3 plays. Rarely spectacular,'
the Huskies pulled off a tricky
reverse, ending in a 34-yard pass
from quarterback BobHivner to
end Pat Claridge for the touch-
down. This time Fleming's kick
was good.

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This solution, it seems to me, answers every requirement. It
releases hundreds of thousands of classroom seats to needy males.

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Lecture-Discussion II in series
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