PAGE SEVEN TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 1966 THE MICHIGAN DAILY TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 1,1966 THE MICHIGAN DAILY PAGE SEVEN - Wolverine Ramble: Red-Letter Day for Offense By GRETCHEN TWIELMEYER To a Michigan fan, intoxicated on divulgations that the Wolver- ines had an easy victory, the game floated by their eyes like a hand- ful of Mary Poppin's balloons. From the Wisconsin press box, located at crow's nest level, the game looked like a whimsical dream interrupted only by an an- nouncer obviously ill-prepared to enunciate names on the Michigan roster. Passes were perfectly timed, tosses floated to their targets and in travelled lazily along their arcs like whiffleballs. On the field it looked somewhat more violent. The Michigan de- fense strained for three plays in the first quarter to keep the Bad- gers boxed inside Michigan's five ward line, and sensed that they'd held them for a fourth until a referee signalled otherwise. Todd had just barely plopped himself over the goal line. But did anyone blow his cool? Uh-uh. No one had a chance be- cause it only took three plays for the Wolverines to vent their ire. After a 51 yard return by Jim Detwiler and an incomplete pass attempt by Carl Ward, quaterback Vidmer hit Jack Clancy for 13 yards. Then Dave Fisher pounded through the remaining chalk lines for another touchdown. The Michigan pass defense look- ed spotty and Head Coach Bump Elliot admitted, "We weren't as sharp as last week; their passers and receivers got open well. We were playing closer to the line than before, and this might be a reason." Watch the Bomb But Bump landed his defense. "In the last three quarters we stopped them other than on long passes. And the Wisconsin offense is better than many people gave them credit for." The long passes damaged Mich-j igan's yardage statistics, and gave Wisconsin the distinction of being the only team besides Michigan State to outgain the Wolverines in total yardage. Penalties, how- ever, made the Wolverines look a lot worse on paper; Michigan lost 73 yards on penalties and al- though rushing yardage was 277 yards to Wisconsin's 151 and pass- ing yardage was roughly equal, the Badgers squeaked ahead on net gains. Went That Away Michigan end coach George Mans explained, "the defensive coaches have been teaching pur- suit this year more than previous- ly, and most of the penalties have been for piling on. It's a split- second decision that the boys have to make and a referee views it subjectively." Wisconsin showed a cordiality in the first quarter that will linger nostalgically in the memories of Michigan alumns. Justmbefore Stan Kemp punted a 69-yard beauty, loosed a scally of balloons. The unasthetic fleet resembled chicken feather rather than puffy spheres, but they did plume the most awing play of the game. Clancy Breaks Own Record Jack Clancy contrived to break the only record left for him-his own receiving record, by four. So far it's 56. After all, when you're leading the country, who else can you compete against? Only Fisher's pulled shoulder muscle could really worry the crowds at Camp Randall, but the coaches think he should be able to play against the Illini. If the game did one thing, it bolstered the Badger's hopes for victory in the future, They im- proved more than expected and chances are they'll improve even more. George Manns praised their game, "If Wisconsin were up for n e:.t week's game and Purdue down, the Badgers could win it." Which could make Michigan's Rose Bowl chances look brighter than the faint glimmer they nowe THE JUNIOR CIRCUIT By CLARK NORTON So He took a hundred pounds of clay and made a woman. Big deal. Foam rubber might have worked just as well and maybe even improved on the product. But then He took two-hundred pounds of Clay and ended up with some punch-happy braggart named 'Muhammed Ali, who just happens to be the heavyweight champion of the world. Now that was an accomplishment. Ali, formerly known as Cassius Clay to everyone and still known as Cassius Clay to everyone except Cassius Clay and Elijah Muhammed (Allah's answer to Moses), has become the most con- troversial sports hero since Charles Goren voted for canasta as the national pastime. More people get upset that Clay is a Black Muslim than know the difference between Floyd Patterson and his mother. Cassius' mouth is more renowned than the Mona Lisa's. His talent is brushed aside as often as the average tooth in a Crest commercial. Nobody seems to care anymore that Cassius has never lost a professional match. If he doesn't knock his man out, people say he couldn't outpunch a bowlful of ginger ale and limeade. If he does KO his opponent, the fans say the oaf tripped on his shoelaces. The longer Clay remains champion, the worse he has to clobber his rivals before anyone will admit he could go five rounds with Jerry Lewis. People just have it out for Clay. They claim he couldn't knock out Rip Van Winkle. Some fans say he couldn't beat a tambourine. Others swear the only way he could render anyone unconscious would be through hypnosis. Yet he keeps on winning. It could be that he's been facing the weakest competition since the Celtics met the Belgian Congo all-stars. Maybe Sonny Liston did sit down in his corner because he saw a mouse. Maybe Floyd Patterson did fold because his jaw could be used in a Windex commercial. But it's just possible that Clay is one of the greatest fighters of all time. Before Cassius announced his associations with Malcolm X, began writing poetry that would make Emily Dickinson leave her house, and developed a higher opinion of himself than Charles De Gaulle with a Narcissus complex, Clay was regarded as partically super-human. Now no one will admit that some one who doesn't want to go against his principles by serving in the army and would rather visit Mecca than Jerusalem can possibly have a right hook that would knock out a "normal" American. Well, Willie Mays proved that Negroes wouldn't shiver in their shoes if brushed back a few times. Jack Kennedy proved that a non-Protestant could be elected President. And Cassius is just likely to prove that some one in a very unpopular minority can indeed be an outstanding heavyweight champion. If most people don't agree with Cassius politically or religiously, they should at least give him the credit he deserves as an athlete. Nobody complains because Lyndon Johnson can't play handball. red-and-white-t i n t e d bleachers[ are. -Associated Press WOLVERINE BACK JIM DETWILER ACCENTUATES his return with running back of this kick-off for 51 yards. Detwiler, hampered by an injured' knee for the last season and a half, has come on strong and now leads the Big Ten in scoring. 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