PAG SIX THE MICHIGAN DAILY TUESDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1966 , PAGE SIX THE MICHIGAN DAiLY TUESDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1966 presents SOPH SHOW '66 "How To Succeed in Business Without Realg Trying" Nov. 10, 11 & 12, 8:00, Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre Tickets: Nov. 10, $1.75 & $2.00 Nov. 11 & 12, $2.00 & $2.25 THE DEADLINE for block ticket applications HAS BEEN CHANGED to Monday, October 31, at 12:00 noon, at the Soph Show Office at the Michigan League. BLOCK TICKET DRAWING TUESDAY, November 1, 4:00, SOPH SHOW OFFICE A representative fromeach group desiring block tickets must be present at the drawing.k AP POLL: Irish Solidify Hold on First THE JUNIOR CIRCUIT By CLARK NORTON Notre Dame is batting a solid seventh. The Cornhuskers just got .780 in the weekly Associated Presspast Colorado 21-19, while theI college footbal poll. Gators thumped LSU 28-7. The Irish gained 32 of a possi- Arkansas took the ninth slot ble 41 first place ballots in the from Purdue with a 4-10 rout of; voting of a national panel of sportswriters and broadcasters and remain in front of the Top jTen. jI f Notre Dame trounced Okla-, homa, ranked number ten last week, 38-0, scoringall its points in the middle two quarters. Michi- gan State was denied the national lead for the second consecutive Sweek d e s p i t e its impressive squelching for Purdue, 41-20. UCLA remained third, followed by defending champion Alabama, Southern California, and USC. Gary Beban led the Bruins to vic- tory over California 28-15, while the Crimson Tide drowned Van- > derbilt 42-6. The Trojans whipped Clemson 30-0, as Georgia Tech THIS WEEK'S WINNIN downed Tulane 35-17.- Nebraska, seventh a week ago, Stepping bravely out of oblivi slipped a notch to number eight, are a pair of local newly-weds, M and Florida stepped up one to Haven Hall. Mr. Bartlett, a stat i n* * flp*Ri Wichita State, while 0 vacated spot went to Sovage's old favorites, on the basis of its 35-10 of Utah State. klahoma's Jim La- Wyoming walloping Accomplished Duffersy Who Lose With Style -JECTIONS G COUPLE: BEFORE-... I on and into the Grid Picks spotlight Jr. and Mrs. Hugo Bartlett of 6969 istical psychologist, did a disserta- ,inmin l Tha m e'ntin.l 1 *tnn rn /111/el jointly with BETH ISRAEL CONGREGATIONAL SABBATH SERVICE Friday, October 28 This Week Only at 7:30 P.M. *Symposium on The Top Ten, with first place votes in parenthese, won-lost rec- ords and total points on a 10-9-8- 7-6-5-4-3-2-1 basis: 1. Notre Dame (32) 5-0 397 2. Michigan State (5) 6-0 364 3. UCLA (2) 6-0 310 4. Alabama (1) 5-0 272i 5. Southern Calif. (1) 6-0 247 6. Georgia Tech 6-0 186 7. Florida 5-0 172 8. Nebraska 6-0 151 9. Arkansas 5-1 50 10. Wyoming 6-0 31 Others receiving votes, listed alphebetically: Baylor, Georgia, Harvard, Miami of Florida, Miami of Ohio, Mississippi, Purdue, Southern Methodist, Syracuse, Tennessee, Texas A&M. " Billboard Anyone interested in serving as -an IM basketbiall official should contact Earl Riskey in the IM Building. A preliminary meeting will be held soon. Pay rate is $1.50 per game. Lion on "rr c s ana ne nomia i eorem" severai years ago but had never won until he went 7-13 this week. His wife, the former Suzy Coed, Homecoming Queen of 1964, is a buxomless, blond teach- ing fellow who ser'ves as Bartlett's "Secretary in Residence." Asked for the secret of his success "Sir Hugo" replied with candor "Suzy did it all. If only she was housebroken." (Incidentally the real Grid Picks winner was a bachelor, Harry Bloch, of the Daily's Business Staff, who had a 17-3 record.), THIS WEEK'S GAMES MICHIGAN at Wisconsin Illinois at Purdue Indiana at Iowa Ohio State at Northwestern Utah at Arizone State Bowling Green at Miami (O) Wake Forest at Clemson Oklahoma at Colorado Baylor at TCU Yale at Dartmouth Washington at Stanford Mississippi at LSU Missouri at Nebraska South Carolina at Maryland Texas at SMU Tulane at Vanderbilt Kentucky at West Virginia Georgia Tech at Duke St. John's at Gustavus Adolphus "'God Is Dead' Theology and Judaism" RABBI BERNARD MARTIN Central Committee of American Rabbis (Reform) RABBI RICHARD L. RUBENSTEIN Hillel Director, University of Pittsburgh RABBI SEYMOUR SIEGEL Associate Professor of Theology, Jewish Theological Seminary, New York Oneg Shabbat Will Follow JOHN PLANER, Cantor With an Augmented Choir under the direction of STEVEN OVITSKY JOAN SPITZER at the Organ *at 8:30 (Special Service Begins Promptly at 7:30) I don't really have anything against winners. They have their place, just like Robert Welch, 8 o'clocks, and the comic strip "Nancy." If the "Grand 01' Opry" can stick around I guess I can put up with the Celtics. Watching a Packer game is better than listening to "My Boy Lollipop." I'm just glad somebody has to lose. Accomplished duffers have class. Great athletes bore me. Sandy Koufax is no fun because you can't see the ball when he pitches it. When Johnny Unitas plays there aren't enough interceptions. After Jerry West shoots, there's no fight for a rebound. First I have to confess that I have lousy taste. The first time I heard Mrs. Miller sing I thought they were broadcasting from the Met. I always pick Bert Parks to be Miss America. I was the first on my block to put a Stassen sticker on my Edsel. I like to watch LBJ on TV. My favorite athlete is Jake Wood. Wood has better range than any other second baseman in the American League. When he's singing the National Anthem. No one can accuse Wood of practicing discrimination. After he threw the ball to the first baseman once, he decided everybody else shoud have a chance to. Fortunately he had to catch another ball before he could throw one, and that took a week. In a double play situation, the runner coming down from first doesn't try to take Jake out of the play. He'd rather have him throw the ball. When Jake gets ready to throw, the first baseman turns the other way, hoping for a carom off the wall. Start and Stop Driving Wood is obviously a rose among thorns. But race driver Ronnie Duman ranks close to Jake in my affections. Duman is the only Indianapolis "500" driver who is an odds-on favorite every year not to get his car started. Two years in a row he failed to finish the first lap. Floyd Patterson would be envious. When Duman enters the racetrack grounds, the Red Cross de- clares the whole city a disaster area. When he climbs in his car, not even the ambulance driver sticks around. Lloyd's of London won't insure his mechanic because they're afraid Duman will run over him when he makes a pit stop. If Sports Illustrated ever put Duman on its cover, he'd be lucky not to collide with the pace car. Duman is the only race driver that reporters interview by trotting along side him when he's going full throttle. He's still trying to break the four minute mile. Jimmy Rayl used to be my favorite sports figure until he graduated from Indiana University three years ago. Rayl was a 6'3" 145-pound basketball guard who shot from midcourt if he thought he was going to have to pass the ball. He set one Big Ten record for scoring, another for assists. Assisting the other team win games. Defense and Play-Pens .. . Rayl is the only player to attempt platoon basketball. He still thinks "defense" is a wooden thing you build around your back yard to keep your kids from running off. Indiana had a zone which was labeled two-two-and a prayer. The only time Rayl got down to the other end of the court was when they switched goals at the half. Rayl shot so much they finally asked him why. He confessed it was because he didn't know how to dribble. Enough for individual glories. A team that collectively stinks is worth a thousand autographed pictures of Harry Gilmer. I don't go for the Mets. When losing becomes institutionalized, it loses its glamor. Give me the Astros. The team is incidental here. It's the stadium that fascinates me. What can be better than artificial grass to rate Manager Grady Hatton cover story in Better Homes and Gardens? The Astros don't need a ground crew, they need interior decorators. If a batted bafl got caught under the artificial turf, it could literally turn into an inside the park home run. Wall to Wall Baseball .. . The Astrodome is the only sports arena with wall-to-wall carpet- ing. Every Saturday morning the player's wives vacuum clean the infield. Next year the Astros get their choice of stripes, checks, or flowers. Houston has had some great moments. Like the time Jimmy Wynn misjudged two fly balls in a row by 50 feet. Even Willie Davis couldn't say he lost the ball against a ceiling. The important thing is that you lose with style. The Pistons aren't worth-watching because they don't blow games, they just get clobbered. I'd like to see Joe Don Looney be mane coach of the Lions. I think Bo Belinsky would make a great baseball commissioner. Ralph Houk gets my comeback of the year award. I can't help it. My friends think I'm warped. When I was a kid I read Marquis de Sade instead of WELCOME Donald Duck. DaleCarnegie leaves me cold.I used to bet on Lar STUDENTS Daly. Well, it's time to make out my Hours Open annual predictions on the NBA. MON.-SAT. Let's see, first I get out my War- from R-O 0 ren G. Harding pencil .... *1 '4 'p r I 1429 Hill Street The Public Is Invited Hada unique experience? If so, real or imaginary, tell us about it in a limerick and we'll send you a completely unique token of our appreciation. Here's an example: "A chemistry major named Bleaker, Drank his Colt 45 from a beaker, He said, 'It's more fun! It holds two cans, not one, As an experience, it's even uniquer."' Professional Football ... AND AFTER NATIONAL LEAGUE Western Division W L T Pct.Pts. Green Bay 6 Baltimore 4F San Francisco 3 Los Angeles 4 Chicago 3; Detroit 2; Minnesota 1? 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