The FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21 1966 PiGEAUGHT THE MICHIGAN DAILY PAflV U!JE~WT THE MICHIGAN DAILY FRIDAY, OCTOBER 21 1966 a a a a a a a a a aaaaaaa , -SEE THE WORLD From 5,000 Feet... LEARN TO FLY Less Than $10.00 a Week! Ann Arbor Municipal Airport AVIATION, INC. Phone 663-9321 aaaa - - 'M' Second in Big Ten Offense - ~By Jim Tindall . ___._. iL. . .t. «..LL /1 " . .w...w w.a 1 If offensive statistics meant everything, Michigan would be fighting it out with Purdue in a two team Big Ten runaway. Both teams were helped by the other's defense as Michigan wound up the week first in passing offense, and second in both total passing and rushing offense. Purdue was second in passing and first in the other two categories. Individually, Michigan's fullback Dave Fisher is the number one rusher in the conference with 210 yards in 54 rushes. Dick Vidmer is the number two passer with 386 yards behind Illinois' Bob Na- ponic's 394. In contrast to this, Purdue's league leading statistics have been compiled with their, leading rusher, Perry Williams, number ten and their passer, Bob Griese, number five. Last year, Fisher was eighth in rushing and Griese was number one while Vid- mer, the only other letterman, was not among the top ten., Passing Leader 1 For both conference contests,1 Michigan has averaged 193 yards or 5.8 yards per play passing to GA Purdue's 157 yards a game and ing the pack with a 41.1 average 6.8 yards per completion. In rush- on 14 efforts. ing, where per play average deter- In other news, the Associated mines the leader, Purdue led 3.7 Press screening board has listed to 3.5, while in total offense, Pur- Jack Clancy with Dave Fisher as due averaged 4.7 yards per play potential All-Americans. Clancy to the Wolverines' 4.5, although is now tied for the national lead in the Boilermakers are behind in pass receiving;. yards per game, 327 to 321. In total defense, the only defen- sive category listed, surprising Wisconsin leads with a tight 2.9 r ya d e l y al w d ol wdby Illinois' 3.2. Neither M ichigan yards per play allowed, followed or Purdue appear in the top five. K Michigan State's renowned bal- ance is exhibited by the position of the undefeated Spartans as number three in total offense, total defense, and rushing offense. As expected, they are not in the top It's a long way to the windup five in passing. of the National Basketball Asso- Detwiler Leading Scorer Iciation race next March, but you In Big Ten scoring Jim Detwiler have to stay bully for the start of is tied for the lead with 18 points the league's new entry, the CHI- on three touchdowns with Illinois CAGO BULLS. quarterback Naponic. The Bulls faced the San Fran- *uPunting is another strong point ciscoWarriors last night munch- for the Wolverines with Stan ing a string of three straight vic- Kemp, despite the one that was tories since their NBA debut at blocked in the Purdue game, lead- St. Louis last Saturday night. The surprising start of a team culled = © 0 0 0 O Q from secondary players from other NBA members has delighted OCoach John Kerr and probably ESembarrassed Coach Richie Guerin O of the St. Louis Hawks who crack- ed before the season Chicago will be lucky to win ten games in this league. S ' . WW 4 UNIVERSITY of CALIFORNIA Livermore, California OPERATED BY THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA FOR THE UNITED STATES. ATOMIC ENERGY COMMISSION The Year of the Dragon, E And the Thought of the Jug (Anda ow children, sippa youra coffee anda sing. "Ho ho, ho. you and me, Little Brown Jug, I eat there too. (repeat) "They" say the "Jug," isin a walnut box all lined with velvet and things cause It's: priceless you know, but on one has seen it is in years. The "jug" disappeared long times ago, and every year the coaches pass -arpund a hermetically sealed box chocked full of old Dailies instead., People are afraid to look inside Pandora's box, to see if the truth might really be true. Who has the little jugaroonie, you say? Come closer. Pssst.. It's-in the steam tunnels. The real Jug was bought for 20c, myth has it, but so what? You cas buy a cup of coffee for 15c, "So what's the difference," you aska me. "Five cents. Ha, ha, whoo. He, he, he, whoo he, I eat there too. string on the Irish lady with her dancing dogs." No one cares'about the replacement for the putty jug that was stupidly broken'that was used cause Minnesota plays dirty and might have tried to put llama dung in our drinking water that was so tradi- tional. that it was left at the game and was left in somebody's office for five years before anyone knew what to do with it. That's the truth, so help me Jug. ONCE-UPON A TIME a student with bald hair was driving down a street and he threw a bottle out of his carriage and you know that it broke into a-Zillion pieces and then they tried to put it all back together again but they couldn't and then they built a restaurant on the verr spot, where they broke the jug and they called it the "Little Brown Jug." "Ho,"ho hee, you and me Little Brown Jug, I eat there too." You ean find the jtig if ya wanna. Uh huh you can too, butcha gotta- follow die-rectiOns. You go down to Yost and you turn left at the fiirst star'and you fly as straight as you can until morning then you tifrn upside down at the sun and reach the magic word for the day is something commonly found in a doorknob, then you turn arouitl and-there- it is in all its ugly glory-a box of Dailies with years and sdores all over 'em. Anda so you can't - ever see' it children, but we canna sing about it once more.: - - , 0 0l 'p ,. Q '1- ,A U HOBBIES Relax and Browse for the Unusual ! " "Pass Out Game" Is Here! Wild!! " Chess Sets 0 Bridge Sets * Stuff Animals fj "Crazy Man" * Perquackey 0 Scrabbles 0 Boats 0 Planes Q " Paint Kits-We gift wrap. Also wrap for mailing, too. 0 campus BIKE & TOY 14 E.'Williams NO 2-0035 Open Mon. evenings . Daily Classifieds Get Results MAJOR PROGRAMS NOW UNDER WAY: PLOWSHARE-Industrial and scientific uses of nuclear explosives. WHITNEY-Nuclear weapons for national defense. SHERWOOD-Power production from controlled thermonuclear reactions. BIOMEDI- CAL-The effects of radioactivity on man and his en- vironment. SPACE REACTOR-Nuclear power reactors for space explorations...far-reaching pro- grams utilizing the skills of virtually every scientific and technical discipline. The LOS ANGELES DODGERS, fresli off of a four game whip- ping at the hands of newly crown- ed World Champion Balitmore Orioles, arrived in Japan yester- day on their first visit - to the Orient in ten years. They.start an 18-game series against Japanese baseball teams tomorrow. The Dodgers flew in from Ha- waii where they swept a two-game series from an Hawaiian All-Star team. Claude Osteen will start for the National League champs to- morrow, a team that is missing ace hurlers Don Drysdale and Sandy Koufax who refused to make the trip. Two hellos and one good-bye were said by coach George Wilson of the MIAMI DOLPHINS this week. Wilson said-hello to COOK- IE GILCHRIST, the bad boy of football, who was picked up on waivers from the Denver'-Broncos, a team that incidentally lost to the baby Dolphins earlier this year. Miami's coach also picked up 6'5" 265-pound defensive end EARL FAISON from the San Diego Chargers. Faison, who play- ed out his three-option last year, said he would have departed the Chargers sooner except for a pro football "machine" that controls player movements. Wilson said his good-byes to RICK CASARES, one of pro foot- ball's all-time greats who played most of his career with the Chi- cago Bears. Casares was placed- on waivers by the Dolphins to make room for Gilchrist. SCORES IM FOOTBALL PLAYOFFS Independent Championship Dusobs 3, Bears 6 PROFESSIONAL FRATERNITIES Championship Draft Dodgers 14, Law Club 6. Second .Place Playoff - PTP 1, Delta Sigma Delta 0 (-vt) Third Place Playoff Phi Rho Epsilon 28, PAD 0 - Unorganized Publications League DAILY 13, Michiganensian 7 I I The Liftle Brwn;ug..- Ho, Ho, Hee "My wife and I live all alone In a- little log hut-we call our own She loves gin and I love rum. I tell you what we've lots of fun! Chorus: "Ha, ha,'ha, you and me Little brown jug don't I love thee? (repeat) "It's you that mak-esne wear old clothes, It's'youthat -caused all my woes. yomR)Jfu I got this bright red nose Tip-Mtr up, and down she goes. CH'ORUS>d Ha. ., "If'I' had cow that gave such milk 1y d rss her'in the finest og silk Feed her on the choicest hay And milk her forty times a day. Chgrus: Ha, h Pha, you -and me, LittleBrown Jug. E eat there too. I swear to Jug I do. HouseK'SFootballMerger 40 a THE NEW CHRISTY MNSTRELS. WASNGTONd (R-The House yesterday. granted the National and American Football Leagues the antitrust imunity they wanted to go ahead with their merger into one leagpe. - In approving .the meiger, the House-turned down a final protest by Rep. Emanuel- Celler (D-NY), chairman of, the- Judiciary Com- mitte,, who wanted to probe- its possible repercussions in extensive hearings. ' Final Senate -approval is needed to send the measure to the White House; but that will just be-a for- mality. The, -Senate has already passed the legislation twice unani- mously. As outlined by the leagues last June, the merger =plan calls for expansion of the present 24-team operation into a 26-team league by 1968, with possibly two more fran- chises to be awarded before the merger is actually completed in 1970. There would be two immediate developments, however. Competi- tion for the top college players would be ended, so the combined leagues could operate a common draft of talent this winter. And on Jan.. 7, the champions of the two leagues would meet in a playoff game, probably in either Southern California or Florida. Ar PLUS Door Prizes, Fashion Show and Surprise Guest Speaker. Ticket to Benefit includes admission any day or evening to the Ski Show at Light Guard Armory. . /dG =' - I - . ./ TO: U.S. SKI TEAM FUND, BOX 1282, DETROIT, MICH. 48231 Enclosed is my check or money order in the amount of $ for seats to the U.S. Ski Team Benefit Show on Nov. 3rd as follows: -_ Patrons seats at $25.00 .............................$ i 0 l I 1 -