THE MICHIGAN DAILY TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 1966 PAGE SIX SWhat could be more enjoyable than making beautiful music together, my dear? h1h, MSU Increases, Top Ten Lead By The Associated Press both losers last Saturday. Michigan State increased its Michigan's Wolverines, mean- lead over UCLA while Notre Dame while, advanced from ninth to gained the most ground in the eighth place on the strength of weekly Associated Press major- their 17-7 conquest of California. college football poll announced Michigan State collected 22 yesterday. first-place votes and 367 points Georgia Tech and Tennessee are in the balloting by 40 selectors the new members of the Top Ten. after walloping Penn State 42-8 They replaced Purdue and Baylor, to bring its record to 2-0. The second-place UCLA Bruins, and Tennessee began its season behind by ten points last week, re- with a 28-0 triumph over Auburn. ceived only 332 votes despite whip- Baylor, tenth last week, was up- ping Syracuse 31-12. set by Colorado, 13-8. Alabama, defending national The top ten, with first place titleholder, held the number three votes in parentheses, won-lost position, followed by Notre Dame, records, and total points on a Southern California, Nebraska, 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 basis: Arkansas, Michigan, Georgia Tech, 1. Michigan State (22) 2-0 367 and Tennessee in that order. 2. UCLA (11) 2-0 332 The Crimson T i d e; though 3. Alabama (2) 1-0 266 trouncing Louisiana Tech 34-0, 4. Notre Dame (2) 1-0 261 stayed barely ahead of Notre 5. Southern Cal (1) 2-0 205 Dame, who climbed from eighth 6. Nebraska 2-0 203 to fourth by out dueling seventh- 7. Arkansas (1) 2-0 201 ranked Purdue, 26-14. It was the 8. MICHIGAN (1) 2-0 112 first game if the season for both 9. GeorgiaTech 2-0 66 victorious schools. 10. Tennessee 1-0 64 THE JUNIOR CIRCUIT By CLARK NORTON Life on the Potomac is not all behind-the-back political skull- duggery, wild frug parties, and signing autographs for hoardes of visiting high school students who mistake you for Bobby Kennedy. Well, at least not quite all. A fascinating variety of sports events abound in the nation's capital. Touch football games, dodging re- porters, touch football games, finding reporters, touch football games, dodging constituents, touch football games, witch hunting. It seems that witch hunting is making a special bid to cap- ture the hearts of Washington sports enthusiasts this season. Boy Scouts are now searching for flying ladies rather than running grunion. Toy companies are displaying more "Blacklist Your Own Pinko" kits than James Bond attache cases. The Washington Redskins have all been put under file with the FBI. A flag that is only white and blue may fly over D.C. Stadium. Betsy Ross' descendants may be kicked out of the DAR. Now the height of Washington's great new pastime is being reached. It is rumored in the highest circles that HUAC may investi- gate the World Series this fall. The blow from this decision must have been hard felt at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue where the President learned of the situation from an aide. Aide: "Mr. President, those Iowa Congressmen are at it again. HUAC is thinking of investigating the World Series as a subversive activity." Prez: "What?" Aide: "Well, sir, the Russians are claiming they invented baseball again, and the World Series is being accused of serving as a front for the International Communist Conspiracy." Prez: "Oh, that's hogwash. Why, that Abner Randomhouse, or whatever his name was, supposedly invented the game before Marx ever wrote anything. And Marx invented Russia, didn't he?" Aide: "I'll have to check on that, sir. But that's beside the point. You'll have to cancel your ticket to that Series game you were going to." In other games involving Top Ten teams, Southern Cal over- whelmed Wisconsin 38-3, Nebraska conquered Utah State 28-7, Arkan- sas defeated Tulsa 27-8, Georgia Tech whipped Vanderbilt 42-0, Others receiving votes, listed alphabetically: Baylor, Colorado, Duke, Florida, Houston, Missis- sippi, Missouri, New Mexico, Ohio State, Oklahoma, Purdue, Southern Methodist Wyoming. t Foilett's have a large - selection of records at very low prices... We at Follett's believe in cultivating the complete man. In addition to books-to-be- done-up-by, we have music to do just about everything by. for the jazz buffs... Monaural and stereo albums by Nat Cole, Billie Holiday,Nina Simone, Peggy Lee, Shearing, Bruebeck, Garner and just about every other jazz great. You can afford to buy an armful during this discount sale, and for long-hairs Here's the chance to start or supplement your classical library. Well-known, all-time favorites such as Chopin, Beethoven, Brahms, and Mozart as well as music from Spain and Mexico, and some of the opera greats such as Gilbert and Sullivan are available at unbelievably low prices. G;RID SEtL They knock on rock every time. RPI (Rennsalaer.Politechnical In- stitute) finds a team that's in its class at the bottom of the gridiron echelons. It's been so long since RPI has won a game that the scoreboard now only flashes the visitors' score. But all is not lost. RPI gets to exchange dirty looks with hung- over Hamilton this week, and things could get tense. Take your pick and knock on The Daily door with your selected selections by midnight Friday. Last week's winner-Fred Salomon of 415 E. Hoover-won two tickets to the Michigan Theatre, now show- ing "The Wrong Box." 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Missouri at UCLA 14. Dul 4. SMU at Purdue 15. Cor 5. Northwestern at Notre Dame 16. Ric 6. Texas at Indiana 17. Arn 7. Pitt at California 18. Tu] 8. Wisconsin at Iowa 19. LSI 9. Kansas at Minnesota 20. Rex 10. Washington at OSU bama at Mississippi ishington St. at Baylor )rgia Tech at Clemson ke at Virginia rnell at'Colgate e at Tennessee my at Penn State Lane at Stanford U at Miami rnsalaer Poly at Hamilton F OLLETT'S MICHIGAN BOOK STOR E COATTIEUIENGT TOEEEUCATIOA TUcOUe SUVICi MNDTugs STATE STREET AT NORTH UNIVERSITY 9 ANN ARBOR TODAY TUESDAY Noon k '7 -4 F Subscribe to 224 S. First 662-7409 Fund-raising Luncheon for! STOKLEY CARMICHAEL--SNCC Canterbury House-330 Maynard Donations: $5-$10-si5-$25 Sponsored by Ann Arbor Friends of SNCC Prez: "But, but, that's impossible! Baseball's the Great American Game-why it's as American as apple pie ... the 4th of July . . . [BJ. Besides, the game's going to be televised." Aide: "My gosh, that's right! You were going to remind the American people that they are solidly behind your foreign policy." Prez: "I was going to tell them they love me." Aide: "Please don't cry, sir." Prez: "I wanted a hot dog." Aide: "But, sir .." Prez: "Anyway, aren't the Redskins in it this year?". Aide: "You mean the Senators, sir." Prez: "I told you not to mention that word around here." Aide: "The American League team that represents the District of Columbia will definitely not be in the Series this year. And if you attend the game, HUAC might subpoena the Commissioner for the list of fans that were there; and your name would be on it." Prez: "Something like that could ruin me politically. It could destroy the national consensus. I might be accused of disloyalty! Of, of being a (shudder) 'Nervous Nellie.' Of (gulp) all kinds of . uh, terrible things! By the way, Joe, make a note of that-we need to think up some more terrible things!! !" Aide: "Wait a minute. I've got an idea. We could send the junior Senator from New York in your place." Prez: "Why, that's brilliant, Joe! Brilliant! Er, Joe . . . why would we want to do that?" Aide: 'It's simple, Batman! I mean, Mr. President! That way you-know-who's name would be on the blacklist instead of yours!" Prez: "Joe, I think you're right! You've done it again! (Leans back in chair and closes eyes....) "Ah can hear the broadcast of the game now . . . and if it really were Communist inspired..." "Hello, everybody, this is Pinky Reese along with Red Barber bringing you the seventh and final game of the World Series between the Cincinnati Reds and the Boston Red Sox, "I see that we have a distinguished visitor in the person of Sen- ator Kennedy sitting in the Rose-colored tier here at Reds Stadium, and I see he has an unidentified fellow traveler along side him. He seems to be carrying a card reading 'Let's Go Redskins!' Pinky Reese: "Now, wait a minute, fans. There seems to be a commotion up in the upper deck about something. It seems that someone is passing a list around for people to sign. Give us the story, Red." Red Barber: "Yes, indeed, sports fans, there is a list being dis- tributed about the upper deck here where I just happened to be watching the old ball game. You, there, sir-what do you think of all this?" Unidentified fan: "I, uh, think that this is, uh, a uh, disgrace to the, uh, country. If my, uh, father hears about this or my, uh, little brother, there will be trouble, and, uh.... Friend: "Ah am horrified that such a thing as this would happen in this great country of mine-er, ours. Ah am... Red Barber: "I hate to cut off this gentlemen, but right now chaos is breaking out up here in the upper deck where the list is still going around. The two fans we've just heard have refused to sign, citing as the reason Article IX of theConstitution (innocence on the basis of ignorance), and are being hauled off by the SPCA in a flurry of protest. "And all because they wouldn't sign the petition proclaiming the week of October 10 as National Poodle Week. I don't even think they read it... " w The M ichigan Daily Read and Use Daily Classified Ads I LUNCH-DISCUSSION TUESDAY, September 27, 12:00 Noon U.M. International Center SUBJECT: "THE PHILIPPINES-IN SEARCH OF A NATIONAL IMAGE" Speaker: MR. DAVID SOBREPENA Ecumenical Center Program Associate For reservations, call 662-5529 Sponsored by the Ecumenical Campus Center i or Campus Financial Wizards ... do all their banking at Ann Arbor Bank. They appreciate the economy and convenience of Ann Arbor Bank's Specialcheck checking accounts ... you pay just 10c for each check you write ... there's no service charge either! Campus financial wizards also appreciate the fact that Ann Arbor Bank has 3 campus offices . . . and soon to be four .. . to serve their complete banking needs. If you're not a CFW (Campus Financial Wizard) see Ann Arbor Bank soon. r Metropolitan Transit will be at the Union at 11:00 A.M. on Oct. 8 and will leave. East Lansing after the game. I I #7