PAGE SIX' THE MICHIGAN DAILY S.ATUIRDlAY.APRH, 9, 1 9RrS5 , 'O. 3 ml L'31 VALiftl .iy tfritll, .7, JOUR 0 FACULTY! SABBATICAL HOUSE TO RENT?? Phillips Academy, Andover, teacher on sabbatical needs FURNISHED HOME near University for the FALL AND WINTER TERMS. Hope for 4 bedrooms, good school district. Will respect owners' property. Please write: Frank Eccles Phillips Academy Andover, Mass. 01810 Spring Practice Foretells Gridiron Future By DAVE WEIR 1965 was the "Year of the Spar- tan," and 1966 will be the "Year After." For the past 15 years, the Big Tenrteam which played in the Rose Bowl in the year before has been able to average no better than fifth place in the conference in the year after. The Spartan gridders picked all the petals from the rose during last year but then hit the thorns in Pasadena on New Year's Day. And even if they do as well this year in the Big Ten they will not get a chance to avenge that stun- ning loss to UCLA. Accolades Galore While sweeping through their 10-game regular schedule unde- feated and capturing their first outright Big Ten title, the Spar- tans gathered enough publicity and exposure for eight of 22 start- ing players to gain some sort of all-American recognition. Three of these have now graduated, along with eight other starters, creating additional headaches for Coach Duffy Daugherty besides the post- Rose Bowl year letdown. But even with these odds against them the Spartans figure to be in the thick of the competition for next year's pigskin crown. Led by co-captains and all-Americans Clint Jones and George Webster, the defending champs will return 24 lettermen, including six offen- sive and five defensive regulars. Replacement Problems The key to continued Spartan success lies in finding replace- ments for quarterback Steve Ju- day, middle-guard Harold Lucas and linebacker Ron Goovert, the graduated all-Americans, as well as for almost the entire defensive line. At present, five candidates are vieing for Juday's position, with last year's back-up man, Jimmy Raye, ranking as the top prospect. Returning all-America "Bubba" Smith will anchor the defensive line with his 286 pounds. Among the returnees from last season's leading offensive squad are end Gene Washington and fullback Bob Apisa, two more of the MSU all-Americans. Apisa suffered a knee injury in the eose Bowl and underwent post-season surgery, but is expected to be ready for action next fall. Many of the problems created by graduation will be resolved, as they are every year, during the spring practice sessions which are held during April and May, Three Big Ten schools, including MSU, started spring drills earlier this week. A fifth, Minnesota, begins practice today, while the other half of the league will open the spring season next week. Ohio State and Purdue both why cart all those clothes home? 9 Call Greene's Cleaners today! 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Several holes must be plugged on the de- fensive line, and linebackers must be found to replace stalwarts Tom Bugel and Ike Kelley. 'M' Batsrnen Lose to Rain The Michigan baseball team, pretty confident after spending a week in the Arizona sun, took on the elements here in. Ann Arbor yesterday and came out second best. The result was cancellation of the scheduled ball game with the University of Detroit because of wet grounds and cold tempera- tures. Barring any more April snows the Michigan nine will play the freshmen today in a doubleheader beginning at 1 p.m. at Ferry Field. Yesterday's cancellation has been rescheduled for next Wednesday, April 13, at Ferry Field at! 3:30 p.m. Head Coach Woody Hayes will have to rely heavily on the up- coming sophomores who make up more than half of the 81-man squad, but past experience sug- gests that the Buckeyes will be more than ready by the time the season opener rolls around. Purdue Prepares Down in West Lafayette, Ind., the Purdue Boilermakers are pre- paring for their 79th season of gridiron competition. Of the 86 candidates out for the varsity this spring, four starters from the of- fensive platoon return along with six defensive regulars. Quarterback Bob Griese is back along with one of his favorite pass targets, flank- er Jim Finley. Joining Griese in the backfield is junior Bob Hurst who is recovering from a knee operation. Lance Olssen, a 265- pound tackle, is likewise sidelined this spring after knee surgery. A formidable rebuilding job faces Coach Murray Warmath and staff when the Minnesota Gophers begin practice today. Only 17 let- termen return from last year's team which tied Purdue for third place in the Big Ten. The greatest passer in the school's history, John Hankinson, is gone, along with his favorite two receivers, Aaron Brown and Kent Kramer. Illini Need Backs Illinois, last year's fifth place finisher, also is faced with serious gaps in the lineup due to gradua- tion. Big Jim Grabowski, holder of all the rushing records, is gone to the pros, and with the depar- ture of quarterback Fred Custardo and halfback Sam Price further weakening the backfield, Coach Pete Elliott will rely heavily on a pair of juniors, Cyril Pinder and Doug Harford, to supply much- needed running power. Other key losses include safetyman Ron Acks, cornerback Dick Kee and line- backer Don Hansen. Northwestern lost 14 letter win- ners, half of which were interior 'F -- UNION FLIGHTS FILLED? CALL UNIVERSITY CHARTER-MICHIGAN MR. ERIC RHODEHAMEL 609 S. Fifth Ave., No. 1, Ann Arbor Phone: 761-2348 6-8 Mon.-Fri. EUROPE CALEDONIAN JET-PROP MAY 4-JUNE 16... DET-LON-DET $25000 t Final passenger list will be sent to airlines early NEXT week. TWO QUESTIONMARKS LOOM LARGE in the MSU Spartans' football future: Whether an adequate replacement for graduat- ing senior quarterback Steve Juday (number 23 above) can be found, and whether fullback Bob Apisa (number 45 above) will fully recover from his knee operation. linemen. Halfback Ron Rector is Only one starter is gone from the only backfield starter not re- last year's starting eleven, but turning for the Wildcats. This that one man is end Bill Malin- year's offense is expected to be chak, the star flanker who signed built around fullback Bob McKel- with the Detroit Lions. Defense, vey who led the team in scoring however, is another story, as ten last season with 48 points. of the starters in last season's final game have graduated. Indiana's head coach John Pont h INS I has devised a "CRASH" program on which his players will devote 20 to 25 minutes a day during spring practice. The five letters in "CRASH" stand for the skills Pont and his staff hope to develop among the players-Conditioning,' Reaction, Agility, Speed and Hit- ting. There 0 lopl (By the author of "Rally Round the Flag, Boys!", "Dobie Gillis," etc.) iS ai sweetness In the GUY Thait bloom Os is ed Os tedying DegGan, soon WAKE ME WHEN IT'S OVER The trouble with early morning classes is that you're too sleepy. At late morning classes you're too hungry. At early afternoon classes you're toy logy. At late afternoon classes you're too hungry again. The fact is-and we might as well face it-there is no good time of day to take a class. What shall we do then? Abandon our colleges to the ivy? I say no! I say America did not become the hope of man- kind and the world's largest producer of butterfats and tal- low by running away from a fight! If you're always too hungry or too sleepy for class, then let's hold classes when you're not too hungry or sleepy: namely, while you're eating or sleeping. Classes while eating are a simple matter. Just have a lec- turer lecture while the eaters eat. But watch out for noisy foods. I mean who can hear a lecturer lecture when every- body is crunching celery or matzo or like that? Serve quiet stuff-like anchovy paste on a doughnut, or steaming bowls of lamb fat. Now let us turn to the problem of learning while sleep- ing. First, can it be done? Yes, it can. Psychologists have proved that the brain is definitely able to assimilate information during sleep. Take, for instance, a recent experiment conducted by a leading Eastern university (Stanford). A small tape recorder was placed under the pillow of the subject, a freshman named Wrobert Wright. When Wrobert was fast asleep, the re- corder was turned on. Softly, all through the night, it re- peated three statements in Wrobert's slumbering ear: 1. Herbert Spencer lived to the age of 109 and is called "The Founder of English Eclectic Philosophy." 2.>The banana plant is not a tree but a large perennial herb. 3. The Archduke Ferdinand was assassinated in 1914 at Sarajevo by a young nationalist named Mjilas Cvetnic, who has been called "The Trigger of World War I." Burt Back Wisconsin has Charlie Burt back at quarterback, but several problems will have to be solved if the Badgers are to improve upon their 2-5 record in conference play last fall. Tom Jankowski, a 200- pound power runner, is back to bolster the offense, but defensive- ly much improvement is needed. Iowa let down Playboy Magazine by failing to cop the league title last year, but disappointed Hawk- eye fans even more by suffering through a winless campaign. With passing artist Gary Snook gore, the outlook is even bleaker. That leavesonlyrMichigan in the list of Western Conferem' e teams. 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