WEDNESDAY, APRIL 6, 1966 THE MICIGAN DIAILY 'D A !"±" owvrvpA ... .. a. aar a a. a. R 'alsaVS4S L LlL ii" W-1 .... III PAGE- SVI1 ' insights and insults CHUCK "VETZNER Oddsmakers Pick Tigers, Reds Thoughts I got while taking a shower OR stream of consciousness +s my way..:?! People who think -Barbra Streisand is ugly would say the Parthenon should be razed in a slum clearance project. Games in the Astrodome are interesting but it's not baseball. They use plastic grass and artificial lights. If the attendance ever falls off, they'll probably buy canned applause. What would happen to Detroit if cars became obsolete. Tact is like a girdle. It might improve your appearance, but the real thing can only be seen without it. ? ? ? ? The greatest movie ever made is "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers." The Ivy League quit the NCAA because it didn't agree with the f new policy requiring all athletes to have a minimum grade point of 1.6. The conference must also be opposed to the drafting of college students who don't hit the top of the class. The question is will the Ivy League have enough guts to quit America. Don't knock General Hersey though. He's done more to alleviate crowded schools than anything since the introduction of mobile classrooms. What Ann Arbor needs is a kosher delicatessen. * * * * Happiness is an end to all cheap imitations of Charles Schulze's magnificent book. Sigma Chi's mascot ought to be a wolverine. I bet most people who lambast honorary fraternities proudly wore National Honor Society pins in high school. Those candle lighting ceremonies were really a drag so what are they complaining about. Honorary fraternities don't serve a purpose? I could say the same for some of my courses. Bob Dylan proves that sincerity is not 'vital to success. If one feels happy, he is apt to become complacent. But anyone who is complacent cannot be truly happy. ? 2 ? ? Whatever happened to Elvin Tappe, skateboards, Bob New- hart, Bill (Bulge) Buntin, Laos, hootenanys, Boise, Idaho, the Tiger. pitching staff, Patience and Prudence, Zeus, patchwork quilts, and peace. Clevelandand Atlanta will meet in the World Series (notice I didn't..say when). There is nothing more repulsive a girl can do to her body than pierce her ears. When any other part of her face has a shine, she smears on a pound of powder. But all of a sudden she has to have a twinkle in her tympanum. Of course these chicks don't have to look at the teratoid they're making out of their cartilage. I think the trend could be curbed if every girl who pierced her ears had to wear a nose ring to match the earrings. Boys who wear cranberry sweaters usually like =pink shirts. Someone once asked me how I'm different from athletes. Well, I'm taller than Bill Hartack and skinnier than Alex Karras. And I'm not a girl charmer in the Rocky Colovito class, but I'm more popular than Howie Young. I'm more tacit than Cassius Clay and less gutty than Jimmy Clark. Furthermore, Frank Ryan is more intelligent, Charles Goran has more enduring patience, and even Jim Brosnan is a better writer. Michigan House Takes If Track Meet Honors By The Associated Press NEW YORK - Nobody has re- peated as pennant winner in the National League since the Milwau-. kee Braves in 1957-58. It has be- come sort of a tradition, like open- ing the season in Cincinnati. Jim Maloney and Sammy Ellis, Cincinnati's answer to Sandy Kou- fax and Don Drysdale, may not make fans forget the Lodgers duo, but they could lead the pitching- rich Reds to the National League pennant. Here is the predicted order of finish: 1. Cincinnati 2. Atlanta 3. San Francisco 4. Los Angeles 5. Philadelphia 6. Pittsburgh 7. Chicago 8. Houston 9. St. Louis 18. New York The Cubs can't win the pen- nant, even with Leo Durocher as manager. The Astros still are buildign, the Cardinals are re- building and the Mets still are try- ing to lay the foundation. That leaves six possibilities, and any one of them could wind up on top after game No. 162. However, the edge seems to be with the Reds because of their strong pitching. Atlanta has all the ingredients with heavy hitting in Hank Aaron, Joe Torre and Ed Mathews plus solid pitching in 24-game winner Tony Cloninger, Ken Johnson and Wade Blasingame. The Braves also may be helped psychologically by having left Milwaukee. The Giants have the incompar- able Willie Mays and one of the best pitchers in the business, Juan Marichal. That's enough to make them pennant material. In addi- tion, Lindy McDaniel will be val- uable in the bullpen. With Kouf ax, Drysdale and Maury Wills, the Dodgers have to be a contender. The Philadelphia Phillies are go- Vegas Gives Odds LAS VEGAS-Las Vegas odds- makers have made the Los Angeles Dodgers 21/2-1 favorites to win the National League pennant since they've signed Sandy Koufax and Don Drysdale. The Dodgers were 3%-1 behind San Francisco at 2%-1 before the pitchers ended their 32-day hold- out. Tuesdy the Giants were 3-1, Cincinnati 5-, Pittsburgh 6-1, Atlanta 8-, St. Louis 15-, Chi- cago 50-1, and New York and Houston, 100-1. In the American League, Balti- more and Minnesota were 3-1 favorites, New York and Detroit 5-1, Chicago 6-1, Cleveland 8-1, California 20-1, and B o st o n, Washington and Kansas City, 100-i. DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN (Continued from Page 2) Angeles, "Locomotion of Microorgan- isms" 1400 Chemistry Bldg. Joint Judiciary Council: Regular meeting of Joint Judiciary Council, Wed., April 6 at 7 p.m. in the SAB. Cases will be heard at that time. The Council will be comprised of the new members. Old ,members need not at- tend. General Notices Student Accounts: Your attention is called to the following rules passed by the Regents at their meeting on Feb. 28, 1936: Students shall pay all accounts due. the University not later than the last day of classes of each semester or summer session. Student loans which are not paid or renewed or subject to this regulation; however, student loans not yet due are exempt. Any unpaid accounts at the close of business on the last day of classes will; be reported to the Cashier of the University and a) All academic credits will be with- held, the grades for the semester or summer session just completed will not (Continued on Page 8) ing through their annual spriny to give the Tigers the edge over housecleaning after the winter the Orioles and defending cham- deals. Gene Mauch still is looking pion Twins in what figures to be one of the tightest American for more pitching and juggling League pennant races in history. in the outfield. The predicted order of finish: * * 1. Detroit The Minnesota Twins and Los 2. Baltimore Angeles Dodgers still were battling 3. Minnesota in the 1965 World Series when the 4. Cleveland Detroit Tigers, who had failed to 5. New York make the baseball classic for two 6. Chicago decades, completed the trade that 7. California may put them in the 1966 World 8. Washington Series. 9. Kansas City The deal with Boston, engineer- 10. Boston ed by Jim Campbell, Detroit's gen- The race would seem to be open eral manager, brought the Tigers to six teams with only the Angels, veteran pitcher Bill Monbouquette Senators, Athletics and Red Sox in exchange for infielder George out of it. The White Sox, how- Smith and outfielder George ever, still lack enough hitting and Thomas. It was regarded a steal the Yankees are in a partial re- for the Tigers. building program with Mickey The Monbouquette trade appears Mantle still a questionmark. A professor of classical Greek Kept searching for objects unique. 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