FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1966 I' HE MICHIGAN DAILY PAGE SEVEN 1~iflDAY. FERRIJARY 4. 1966 THE MIChIGAN DAlI A PAGE SEVEN LLOYD GRAFF Spa rtans Upfor Crucial Ice Series I In my four years in Ann Arbor I've made some memorable acquaintances, professors, kooks, rascals, jackals. But one of the most pleasant and articulate is a mousy furred squirrel named Nutsy b who habituates one of the fat oaks near the Diag.M We were conversing the other day when he told me he wanted toi be interviewed and written up in The Daily. I replied that few peoplei really care about what a squirrel thinks. "And who cares aboute what Barry Bluestone, Gary Cunningham, or Lloyd Graff thinkf for-that matter," he retorted. Perceptive animal.d Nutsy made one stipulation about the article. "Put it on tape and then write it down verbatim. I don't want to be miscontrued." "You mean like they do it in U.S. News and World Report," I said. "I mean like Playboy does it," answered Nutsy emphatically. f Q. Mr. Squirrel, there's been an almost endless series of articles recently on student activism, college rebellion, adolescent t idealism, and stuff like that. In your opinion are college students t substantially different than they were five, ten, or fifteen years I ago.I A. Lloyd, I figured you'd start off with a trite question likeI that. Isuppose you'd like me to answer in 25 words or less on the back of a box top. But to answer the question I'd say that college students are more goal oriented and less likely to laugh than ever1 before. Most of the guys are here to learn a trade or hypo theirt earning potential, while the majority of girls are trying to pick out a husband so they can live happily ever after. And they'll all so gruesomely serious about things. People used to toss me peanuts or pecans and then chortle as I entertained them with those cute vaudeville antics we perform. Now they just throw out their goodies and walk on to the library. Either they don't have time or don't care to enjoy their deeds. The nuts don't taste as good. And those activist people are the worst. I mean I respect them, I admire them, and they give me more walnuts per capita than other campus groups, but they are oppressive aren't they? They're so caught up with themselves, with the sanctity of their mission, and so cocksure about the worthlessness of their opponents' viewpoints. Q. Do you distrust people who are sure of themselves? A. Yes. Particularly when I'm positive they're wrong. Q. All right Squirrel, let's try spmething else, and don't be so verbose. Are athletics too professionalized at Michigan? A. There's no doubt that football and basketball are the closed preserve of those on full rides. And it is a perversion of education to hire athletes by paying for their education. But the good which results from unifying the campus around a team probably com- pensates. It's tough to argue against a football Saturday. And the fact is, that most of the athletes at Michigan are hardly the mental slabs of granite that some would make them out. Q. Some quickies. Who's the most beautiful woman in the world? A. Rita Tushingham or Thelma Ritter. Q. That's what happens when you ask a squirrel. What do you think of Paul Goodman? A. I might agreewith him if he was intelligible. Q. How do you stand on draft deferments. A. Everyone should be taken but squirrels. Q. Be serious. A. Look, if you thought seriously about war they'd say you were made or a Commie pacifist. Frankly, the idea of killing a fellow squirrel to gain respect, prestige, and security is folly as far as I'm concerned. Q. Is Cazzie Russell a greater player than Bill Bradley? A. Compare gold and platinum. Q. Do you like the Bond movies? A. I go to the flicks for the cartoons. They're more realistic. Love those Tom and Jerry documentaries. Q. Is your favorite composer Tchaikovsky because he wrote The Nutcracker Suite? A. I go for Specter, McCartney and Lennon, and Bach, buddy. Make this the last. I'm hungry. Q. Who's the fairest man of all? A. Why, you Lloyd, of course. Now I'm sure. Nutsy. By GRAYLE HOWLETT Terry Casey of North Dakota. I could have gone either way. Last Close on their heels are Staters weekend, Minnesota dumped the Would the real Michigan hockey Coppo with 9 goals and 12 as- Spartans in the first game 6-5 in team please stand up?. . sists. and Brian "Sandy" McAn- overtime despite a hat trick per- Are you those inconsistent icers drew who has netted 8 goals with formance from MSU's Tom Mik- who parlayed either an outstand- 13 assists while skating on MSU's kola. Given a few breaks the Spar- ing defense or a superb offense second line. To add to Wolverine tans could easily have won, and into a win skein of five straight i goalie Harold Herman's woes, coupled with their win over Min- earlier in the year? Are you those State's second line is headed by nesota the next night and two harried hockeymen prone to de- Tom Mikkola. presently eighth victories the previous week over fensive lags and frostbite who Duluth, the Spartans would have dropped two in a row to North had that little extra thing known Dakota? Or are you those super- I-M' Referees as "momentum." reached our peak, but we are mov- ing up toward it." Michigan State could definitely play the spoiler role this weekend, thwarting the Blue's bid for the league lead and in the process im- prove their own conference stand- ing. A sweep of this series plus a little help from Minnesota and S("ORES COL1LEGE BASKETBALL North Carolina 115. wake Forest 87 Clemson 107, Furman 72 Temple 81. NYU 69 Georgetown 103, Geo. Washington 74 Wichita 96, Drake 91 Virginia 79, Virginia Tech 65 St, Anseim's 92. Suffolk 69 NHL Detroit 4, Boston 2 ' Montreal 5, Toronto 4 NBA Baltimore 122, St. Louis 113 human stickmen wo adropped tne league-leading Michigan Tech Huskies twice last weekend?r No matter which team steps forward, the Michigan State Spar- tans have served fair notice that they will be ready when these two traditional rivals face-off Friday night in East Lansing and Saturday night here in Ann Ar- bor. " 'r. c o r~ l t f r t i Anyone interested in offi- In and Out ciating I-M basketball games "We've been in it and out of it should contact personnel at the all year long," Bessone added, "and I-M Bldg. Referees are paid we should be playing some fine $1.50 per hour with games last- hockey this weekend. We should ing about 45 minutes each. have taken at least two out of those three overtime games. They in the WCHA scoring race with all were tough games. But this is 19 points on 7 goals and 12 as- a tough league, and we expect it. sists. Right now I wouldn't say we have Bessone could only add that -our team is really up for tni i "we're getting some great work game, Spartan head Coach Amos m, Bessone commented, "and I know from our lines, especially from that (Michigan Coach Al) Ren- Volmar's. He's having a real good frew's boys are up for it too, I'm year. He's a good-sized lad with looking for a tough series." probably the best shot in the * Beat Anyone on Paper Michigan State will go with the F u n To tell the truth, Michigan State defensive alignment of Don Hea- can beat almost any team in the phy and Bob Brawley, backed up conference mark 7-10 overall)- by Tom Purdo and Richard Bois. Teens and Young Adults despite a rather unimpressive 6-8 Double Goalie i-ague with the statistics' charts. -DubeKeen good for a lowly seventh place po- Michigan State is another team Directed by Clff Keen sition. State is currently second in ch employs the two goalie sys- ste onf tae iurency ehind othDn tem, alternating Jerry Fisher and kota in goals scored with 63, and Gaye Cooley almost every other 21-DAY TOUR to SEVEN olth rugdNdsingame.NI trail only the rugged Nodaks in "We set it up this way, explain- average goals per game with a ed Bessone, "in order to keep anx- offensive team iety to a minimum. Actually, it CEt "has worked very well because both that isscapable of scoring a lot our goalies are running even."Ys of goals, but we have to start! ONLY $665 a l inclusive playing some defense," Bessone Statistics bear Bessone out. In moaned, probably referring to the 9 loop tussles, Cooley who will fact that the Spartans have given be in the nets for State on Satur- Call: up 62 goals. But before the Wol- day has made 242 saves while al- verines can take advantage of the lowing 31 goals for a 3.4 game BOERSMA TRAVEL SERVICE Departures from spotty State defense they will have ,average. Fisher, who Wolverine 12 Nickels Arcade Detroit to stop some lines with pretty good fans remember from last year, will credentials. face the Blue Friday night in 663-8597 Jl 1 4 Leading Line East Lansing having played inn The leading State line of center conference clashes, making 204 Bill Faunt with wingmen Doug ' saves while allowing 30 goals. Denver could life the Spartans in- and Mikkola will all be trying to to third place a game behind the improve on their scoring records. Wolverines. The Michigan offense will also While, on the other hand, a se- have to be ready to compensate ries win for the Blue can keep for a possible offensive explosion their pennant hopes alive. from the Spartans. Dean Lucier's Michigan is counting heavily on hot stick will again be needed, the rejuvenated defense which and hard skating from the "kid held the Michigan Tech Huskies line" is a must in order to blast to three goals last weekend. Soph- more holes in the already porous omore goalie Herman was again MSU defense. the star as he turned back 71 The moment of truth now is shots, and his work is cut out for here. Tonight Wolverine hockey him again this week as the quar- fans should find out what kind of tet of Volmar, Coppo, McAndrew team they really have. ' -Go-Go-Co-Go-Go-Go A.E.Pi and Chi O. present MID- ITEI MAEINISS An All-Campus Charity Fling For The American Cancer Society TONIGHT-8:30-12:30 MICHIGAN UNION BALLROOM Music by THE MARKSMEN! Gorgeous GO-GOSGirls! Comedy! DONATION: ONLY 75 CENTS (Tickets: Fishbowl or at the door) Go -Go -Go - Go -Go -Go _ .v._._..____ Volmar and Mike Coppo have While State's won-lost record is racked up 58 conference points far from impressive, it is still quite and 69 overall. Volmar has grab- evident that they have been play- bed the lion's share with 14 goals ing in bad luck. Three of their and 11 assists around the league, league losses have been decided by placing him a point below leader an overtime point, results which This Weekend in Sports FRIDAY WRESTLING-.Illinois-Yost Field House, 3 p.m. TRACK-Michigan Relays-Yost Field House, 6 p.m. HOCKEY-MICHIGAN at Michigan State, 7:30 p.m. SATURDAY BASKETBALL-1ICHIGAN at Indiana, 2:05 p.m. TRACK-Michigan Relays at Yost Field House Preliminaries at 12 noon; Finals at 6:30 p.m. WRESTLING--Pittsburgh at Yost Field House, 3 p.m. SWIMMING-MICHIGAN at Minnesota HOCKEY-Michigan State at Coliseum, 8 p.m. U of M STUDENT RELIGIOUS LIBERALS ICE SKATING PARTY SUN., Feb. 6... 3-5 P.M. University Ice Rink Admittance 50c, Skate Rental 50c FOOD AND DISCUSSION DERBY at the Unitarian Church after skating (about 5:30 P.M.) COME TO EITHER OR BOTH Rides: North entrance Mich. Union and Mary Markley, 3:30 P.M. 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