PAGE TEN THE MICHIGAN DAILY FRIDAY, OCTOBER I5, 1965 PAGE TEN TINE MIChIGAN DAILY FRIDAY. OCTOBER 15 19~ . .'" ... + Yvi V.vauiM..LM, iLVVAF s LLOYD GRAFF Chronicle of One Of Those Days We all strut into a glass door once in awhile, stub our toe on the leg of the bed, and read the wrong book just before the midterm. Pain is the bare of existence, ask any modern playwright. So fellow sufferers, I ask you rindulgence, identification, and empathy, as I beat my breast today trying to purge the hurt from my tender sensibilities. Most days look like they'll be livable when I hit conscious- ness in the morning and conjure the monumental tasks which confront me. But I don't possess glowing illusory hopes when I arise. My chief wish is that the day will at least be as good as yesterday, which isn't a hell of a lot to ask for because yesterday missed Nirvana by miles. Well, today, one of the picket fences I had to vault was the haircut. I find this an unpleasant experience even with a silent barber, but today I hit a blabber. He was so friendly, and there's nothing worse than a friendly barber when you're trying to wade through the wordy quicksand of The Daily editorial page. And being nearsighted as a bat, I have to close one eye and squint through the, other just to make out the headlines, without my specs. Maybe he saw the pose, or perhaps it was the fact that I was really trying to read the editorial page, but he came out with a re- mark that got the day off to a swinging start. "You know you've got an awfully bad head," he said with a suave matter-of-factness. I nodded instinctively and suddenly had a bald spot to remember him by. And he blamed me for ruining his haircut. From this pinnacle the day deteriorated. After slogging through catalogues and time schedules, asking perfect strangers about pro- fessors nobody's ever heard of, and making a bet with my counselor on the score of a football game being played in the area, I tackled the odious assignment of filling out preregistration forms. On com- pleting the forms I flushed with the euphoria of accomplishment, I mean I would have kissed Ma Kettle if she'd walked up and said hello. Ah, how quickly the paper hustlers lacerated my ecstacy. Some old babe with a snarl for a smile sauntered up to the blank board of closed courses and casually tacked up a single number, the first of the year, and my perfect preregistration alchemized into a bloody mess. Guess who's got eight o'clocks next semester, folks. OK, you expect pain, misery, fingers in your eyes, dandruff flakes on your lenses. But how many crises can you meet in one day? Yes, things gbt worse. You see there's this girl, first date and all that jazz. Well, I called her up to put forth the agenda for Friday night and as she picked up the phone I asked if Donna was in. So what's wrong 'with that, you ask. Nothing, if Donna is her name, how- ever Donna isn't her name. Immediately I realize that I'm in a major predicament-a tongue tying entanglement-and while she's protesting that there's no Donna at this phone number my mind is flipping cartwheels trying to pick the right one in its sloppy name file. I stammer in panic, I can't for the life of me hook onto her name. I must be going senile at 20. Zelda, Alfrediest, Mimi, Lola, Kitty, Hannah, Pearl, Anita, Letty, Leah, Molly, Casper, Yvette, Damita, all the common girl's names, buzzed through my consciousness while I spiritually plotzed on the phone. She finally revealed it to me which ended the stammering but started the apologies. What would you say in that position? Yes, that's approximately the excuse I launched, too. And they say these are the best days of mine life? GRID SELECTIONSI LLOYD GRAFF (47-33, 587)-Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois, Michigan State, Northwestern, Arkansas, Navy, Penn State, California, West Virginia, Yale, Auburn, Oklahoma, Missouri, Florida, Texas A & M, Southern Cal, Iowa State, Buffalo, Lorton. CHUCK VETZNER (50-30, .625)-Michigan, Minnesota, Illinois, Ohio State, Northwestern, Texas, Navy, Syracuse, Washington, West Virginia, Yale, Auburn, Oklahoma, Missouri, Florida, Texas Christian, Southern Cal, Colorado, Buffalo. Lorton. JIM TINDALL (45-35, :562)-Tie, Iowa, Illinois, Michigan State, Northwest- ern. Texas, Pittsburgh, Penn State, California, West Virginia, Yale, Auburn, Oklahoma, Missouri, Florida, Texas A & M, Southern Cal, Colorado, Buffalo, Gallaudet. JIM LaSOVAGE (54-26, 675)Purdue, Minnesota, Illinois, Michigan State, Northwestern, Arkansas, Navy,Syuracuse, California, West Virginia, Columbia, Auburn, Okllahoma, Missouri, Florida, Texas Christian, Southern Cal, Colorado, Buffalo, Lorton. GIL SAMBERG (48-32, 600)-Michigan, Iowa, Illinois, Michigan State, North- western, Texas, Pittsburgh, Syracuse, California, West Virginia, Columbia, Au- burn, Kansas, Missouri, Florida, Texas A & M, Southern Cal, Colorado, Buffalo, Lorton. GUEST SELECTOR, DR. HAZEL M. LOSH-Michigan, Iowa, Illinois. Michi- gan State, Northwestern, Texas, Pittsburgh, Penn State, Washington, West Vir- ginia, Columbia, Auburn, Oklahoma, Missouri, Florida, Texas A & M, Southern Cal, Colorado, Buffalo, Lorton. THIS WEEK'S GAMES We the undersigned endorse the objectives of the Ann Arbor Viet Nam: Day Committee. They, and all other'participants in the International Days of Protest, are simply asking, in ways they deem appropriate, that the American Government support its professed principles of in- ternational law and self-determination. The grave implications of our extended and brutal involvement in Viet Nand can no longer be ig- nored. Our present policies perpetuate regimes without popular sup- port, continue a war which threatens to annihilate large segments of the populations of Viet Namn, and could lead to nuclear war. We be- lieve it is the duty of every citizen to protest policies of his govern- mient that he considers to be immoral. Silence in such circumstances becomes tacit consent. NBA Season Opens Tonight By The Associated Press With league President Walter Kennedy looking for "one of the best competitive seasons we've ever had," the National Basket- ball Association opens its 20th season tonight. Kennedy, citing off - season. trades and the addition of top college players through the draft, felt that, "the second division clubs have been greatly strength- ened."j Tops among the rookie crop are UCLA's Gail Goodrich, who seems to have won a spot in the Los Angeles backcourt; Rick Barry of Miami, who has sparkled in San Francisco's trainingacamps; Dave Stallworth of Wichita and Dick, Van Arsdale of Indiana, with New York, and Van. Arsdale's twin brother, Tom, and Bill Buntin of Michigan, at Detroit. (Consensus in CAPS) 1. Purdue at MICHIGAN (pick score) 2.MINNESOTA at Iowa 3. Indiana at ILLINOIS 4. Ohio State at MICHGIAN ST. 5. Wisconsin atNORTHWESTERN 5. Wisconsin at NORTHWESTERN 6. TEXAS at Arkansas 7. Pittsburgh vs. NAVY at Washington, D.C. 8. PENN STATE at Syracuse 9. Washington at CALIFORNIA 10. WEST VIRGINIA vs. Virginia at Richmond 11. YALE at Columbia 12. AUBURN at Georgia Tech 14. UCLA at MISSOURI 15. North Carolina State at FLORIDA 16. TEXAS A&M at Texas Christian 17. 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TAYLOR, constantly aware of its putrid status as the slum of South Quad, insists upon tr attain a higher rank by challenging their superiors in GOMBERG HOUSE to a Tug O' War a Park, 9:15 Homecoming morning. But, as DARWIN shows in his brilliant expose of the divin ings of Nature, this sort of struggle is futile. TAYLOR'S TOTS shall never overcome their inherent inferiority. Yet they annually subjec selves to a watery disgrace. Wallowing in their futility, the babes of TAYLOR shall once agaii to the river that spawned them. )r IGHTY ASCULINEAAEI o Dutifully, the AUSCULAN Ar Al% - 0 1 0IA1110I AI Ek OPI h of this ying to t Island e work- :t them- n return t I of I