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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 15. 1985

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haps due to-the amazing changes
which have occurred in the coun-
try's political climate in the past
months.
Most observers a year ago would
never have imagined that legisla-
tion of the scope and the depth
of the Voting Rights Act would
have ever been considered, let
alone signed into law in less than
six months after its introduction.
But politics goes on as usual,

which perhaps accounts for the
unexciting atmosphere in a city
where such exciting things are
occurring.
Washington is still a city where,
in the words of an anonymous re-
porter, a newsman can stay well-
fed and moderately drunk six
nights of the week.
Social Events
Everybody holds receptions, ban-
quets, cocktail parties, dinners,
and-in the case of a Republican
fund-raising gala-a bus convoy

Across Campus

to former President Dwight D.
Eisenhower's Gettysburg, Pa.,
farm.
And, for the press at least, it's
all free, from lemonade at the
White House to cocktails and din-
ner in the plush ninth floor of the
State Department at a reception
for (of all things) the Governors'
Committee on the Status of Wom-
en .
Working as a newsman is not
always easy, though, precisely be-
cause politics does go on as usual.
Dirksen
As the Senate neared a vote on
Sen. Everett Dirksen's (R-Ill)
c o n t r o v e r s i a 1 apportionment
amendment-mindful of Dirksen's
charges that the President had
broken his promise to remain neu-
tral in the fight because Vice-
President Humphrey was actively
lobbying against him-a Hum-
phrey aide told one newsman that
his boss "really isn't doing any-
thing."
"Actually, he's just going around
checking off names on a list of
senators," the aide continued.

"Dirksen's charges against Hubert
are a case of 'how to succeed in
politics without really trying'."
Humphrey's aide was, of course,
eager to play down his boss' in-
volvement-about as eager as
Humphrey was to defeat Dirksen.
Only Funny Man
Dirksen himself, however, says
Art Buchwald, the New York
Herald Tribune's political satirist,
has emerged as almost the only
funny man in a city otherwise
dominated by Lyndon Johnson.
Certainly, Dirksen has fantastic
popularity among newsmen, who
jam his weekly seance's in the
Senate press gallery with the eager
air of children waiting for a bed-
time story.
He rarely disappoints them.
Asked once what upcoming bills
he was concerned about, Dirksen
assumed an air of mock horror,
and croaked, "There's that bill to
create a federal boxing czar."
Boxing Commissioner
His picturesque face contorted
by the very thought of a federal
boxing commissioner, Dirksen

peered through his glasses at Mae
Craig, the Portland (Maine) Press-
Herald reported notorious for her
crotchety questions on Meet the
Press, and boomed out, "I don't
like that word 'boxing czar'-do
you, Mae?"
As Miss Craig assured Dirksen
she didn't either, such luminaries
as Roger Mudd of CBS, Sander
Vanocur of NBC, E. W. Kenworthy
of the New York Times and Ed-
ward Folliard of The Washington
Post all looked on entranced.
Dirksen, of course, combines
such frolic with political purpose,
but he is an exception. Taste pre-
vents a newsman from revealing
which prominent Michigan con-
gressman said soberly he'd rather
not answer an off-the-record
query on whether or not the CIA
was involved in changing politi-
cal events as well as reporting
them.
The Interns
And, of course, there are, in
addition to the adults, the vast
numbers of summer interns from

colleges and universities all over
the country.
While most of them come away
impressed with their elders, their
elders have not always been so
impressed with them.
"They don't want to work, they
want to have fun," growled one
congressman. "And when they
feel like working, they want to
write my speeches instead of typ-
ing them."
Best Crank Letter?
Some of the Capitol Hill in-
terns, conducting a contest for
the best crank letter, instead
found most humorous the letters
of semiliterate or indigent con-
stituents.
And, although Sen. Robert F.
Kennedy (D-NY) made an elo-
quent speech to a large group of
summer workers on the importance
of participating in government,'
what seemed most important to
most of the interns was seeing a
Kennedy before they returned
home.
But no one person or group-
save perhaps Lyndon Johnson--is

ever able to dominate the mood
of Washington for very long. Per-
haps one of its more colorful resi-
dents summed it up best.
Powell
Vaulting into one of the sub-
way cars that traverse the thou-
sand-foot distance from his office
in the hideous new Rayburn
Building to the Capitol after one
of his rare floor appearances, the
Honorable Adam Clayton Powell,

WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 15
Noon-Tony Stoneburner, doc-
toral candidate in the Department
of English, will lead an Office
of Religious Affairs Book Discus-
sion on "The Secular City" by
Harvey Cox in Room 2, Michigan
League.
3 p.m.-Richard A. Cloward,
professor of social work at Colum-
bia University, will address a so-

Member of Congress from Harlem.
chairman of the House Committee
on Edcation and Labor and min-
ister of the Abyssinian Baptist
Church, took a pull on his cigaril-
lo, beamed paternally at the in-
credulous group of touring Girl
Scouts beside him in the car, and
said:
"You're smart to visit Washing-
ton. The New York World's Fair
is terrible."

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on the subject "A Political An-
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4 p.m.-Karel Slama, Depart-
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oslovakian Academy of Sciences
of Prague, will address a zoology
seminar on the subject "Hormonal
Control of Respiratory Metabolism
in Insects" in 231 Angell Hall.
THURSDAY, SEPT. 16
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