Page Two THE MICHIGAN DAILY Thursday, December 4, 1969 Page wo TE MICIGANDAIL Spiro should be so hilarious.... BATTLE of the BANDS By JOHN ALLEN If you haven't had a good belly laugh since the last time Spiro gave a speech, run-don't walk-down to your neighbor- hood Lydia Mendelssohn The- atre and see the Gilbert and Sullivan Society's current pro- duction of H.M.S. Pinafore. Fortunately, the supply is not limited. The supply of laughs, that is. Tickets, on the other hand, may be hard to get after the word gets out. Without a doubt the funniest villain that ever foiled a hero's plans is Don Cameron as Dick Deadeye. His face appears to be modelled in silly putty-after a design by Heironymous Bosch. Spiro should be so hilarious .. . About a zillionth of an inch behind him in the har-de-har- department is Susan Morris as Cousin Hebe. As the antique sidekick of Sir Joseph, admiral of the Royal Navy, she looks like Jonathan Winters in drag imitating a chipmunk. But old Maude Frickett never had it so good .. . Charlie Sutherland as Sir Joseph is pompous, fragile, gray about the temples, and delight- fully mistreated by everyone on stage, especially in the multiply- encored Bell trio, Never Mind the Why or Wherefore. Michael Reinhart as Bill Bob- stay, the Boatswain's Mate, has all the charm, misanthropy, and disdain of Winnie-the Pooh's old friend, Eeyore. His gum- chewing sneer keep his corner of the stage warm throughout the evening, and his singing sends heat all the way to the back row of the house. Equally strong vocally are Nancy Jaynes Bloom as Jose- phine and Jerald Wigsdortz as her father, the Captain of the Pinafore. Like James Bryan, who sang icely in his role as hero, Ralph Rackstraw, there was a little less to cheer about in the acting department, but r e a 11 y nothing to complain about. And of course, Buttercup- Julia Lacy: not exactly plump as the lines call for, but im- mensely pleasing, particularly in her duet with the Captain, Things Are Seldom What They Seem. The chorus seemed a bit too busy at times but had their Savoyard hand motions down to perfectionhand their voices up to par-which is pretty up with the G & S Society. And what have I left out? Well, there's Tom Ault's set and Ann Correll's costumes-the for- mer, especially, being among the finest trimmings ever provided for the high-flying nonsense of Messrs. Gilbert and Sullivan, at least in the past eight years here in Ann Arbor. Basic credit, however goes to those star performers mentioned at first who seemed to be hav- ing a generous jolly time and were all too happy to share it with a delighted audience- which included the eminent Dr. Cranston of Omaha (or some place like that). Hearing his r o t u n d, piercing, unabashed laughter again made it seem like old times. Long live tradition, say I, and Gilbert and Sullivan Society-offering the campus its fiftieth production this week- deserves a whole house full of such appreciative doctors. As I said, run-don't walk. Bach Club Invites you to a Musical HAPPENING Entitled Second Chance Conducted by KURT CARPENTER EXPERIMENT IN INDEFERENTIAL MUSIC; audience participation in case you play an instrument, no matter how badly, bring it! THURS., DEC. 4 8:00 P.M. 1236 Washtenaw (at S. Forest) Refreshments and Fun afterwards Everyone Welcome (no musical knowledge needed) for transportation or further information 769-2003 663-6221 761-7356 "The Best of Ann Arbor" SATURDAY, DEC. 6 2-4 P.M. YOU Are the Final Judge UAC and WOIA U- SUBSCRIBE NOW! MM PROFESSIONAL THEATRE PROGRAM presents -Daily-Richard Lee 5 GREAT PLAYS! 2 Performances Each FRI..SAT., JAN. 23.24 "A REAL TRIUMPEIF BST PLAi\ \niwm mwa aulldeN p WED-THURS. FEB. 4-5 "A STUNNING MUSICAL BRILUANTLY CONCEVED" -KlRR K. 1' LM[5 BES MUICA196-67,pn II.IIAIACRECII II TUES-WED, FE. 24.25 - MLLER cinema i btine': I th patois of th por biz By GORMAN BEAUCTIAMP I 1ve never hIad much use for ta grouchy group known as Women' Liberation, but since S il p)obably be around for a while making nuisances of me.nelves, they might as wvell turn their noisy attention to their real enemies - the French. i1 of th (urrtly fahion- able thes of the Frnco liter- _ry-ci,emati: establishment is th;it I woman, ceep down and c lwants to be beaten. And :icked. And chained. And wel. modesty forbids that I go on but you get the pie- imn (. 01 yo( do ii you've seen Belle de Jour or La Prisonniere Or ad Story of 0 or The PTP schedIle Fi top Broadway and Off- Broadway successes with out- standig New York casts were lk it an oincdfor tie Ui- iestoI Aichiga Professional Tea :tre',Progi am's .1970 Play of the MYont Trits by Robert , PTP executive Susrpt alsofeig il iiug this seris of New YorkEhts in mHill Auditorium Jan. 23-24 is Rosencrantz and Guild st e Are Dead." which Nhe ork T imes critic Clive aesaied sm, "a most re- inarkable andlirilling play!.. very funiy m very brilliant.- very chillin Sub ion 7sales offering spia)'Itl dc(ounts f o r reserved sea ing,, for these two-perform- aceoly smash touring pro- duct ins'b e g i nMonday (Nov. 24) ati the PTP ticket office in the lobby of Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre, f. 'Thec tic'ket office is 01)- en weekdays from 10 am. to 1 pmn. wand 2 to 5 p.m. Subscrib- ers; can~ obtain information by ca ll iiig-t1) 764-0450. 375 No. MAPLE RD..769-13 OO HURRY! ENDS SOON MON.-WED.-7:10-9.20 THURS.-SUN.--I :00-3:05- 5:10-7.15-9:30 BUTCH CA SSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID When in California Visit Grauman's Chinese Theatre Image. In the patois of the porn biz, chicks want to be DOMI- NATED. Now I have never been able to take this idea seriously, part- ly because I'm not French, part- ly because mother told me it wasn't nice to hit girls, and partly because the girls I know hit back. Certain serious peo- ple, however, do take the idea seriously. Susan Sontag in an excellent essay, "The Porno- graphic Imagination," argues that pornography can be serious art (which, of course, it can) and that The Story of 4 and The Image are. Likewise Belle de Jour was a much acclaimed, discussed and enjoyed film, the first of Luis Bunuel's fetish fests to extend in popularity b e y o n d hardcore cinemaphiles. E v e n Cluzot's nasty La Prisonniere has its de- votees-oddly enough, or so it seemed at the time, mostly fe- male. Two of them, both quite knowledgable about film, dis- missed my objections with the same crushing retort, "Well, it was a film women like." Who knows. maybe those French- men know where it's at after all. At any rate the theme is being bodied forth again, this time in a film called The Liber- tine, showing at the Fifth Forum. And this time aroun(J I enjoyed it, mainly because it was being played for laughs. One of the stodgy myths about por- nography is that, being a parody of reality, it can't parody itself. Like Candy, it becomes what it spoofs. But The Libertine explodes this myth, showing that a lot of good, dirty fun can be got from exploiting a pornographic situation. That situation, if you will bear wtih a bit of plot sum- mary, begins thus: a pretty young widow (Catherine Spaak) finds that her recently deceased had kept a secret apartment. Going there to investigate, she discovers films of him doing all sorts of perverted, fun things with other women. She is ter- ribly upset: why didn't he ever do that with me? Why should the whores get all the--you'll pardon the pun-kicks? (I should point out that this porno-genre reverses the tradi- tional convention: in the older stories all the tramps wanted to be wives; in these, all the wives want to be tramps. Also "innocent" looking blondes are usually cast----Spaak or Deneuve types - presumably because blondes are purer and thus more fun to violate.) So, buying a book entitled something like Abnormal Sex Practices, the widow sets about trying them all. The results, while fairly predictable, are still fun. "You didn't seduce me," she tells one trick afterwards, "I seduced you." Now that's a The University of Michigan Gilbert and Sullivan Society Presents H.M.S. PINAFORE TONIGHT through SATUR DAY Performances at: 8:00 P.M. Thursday and Saturday 7 and 9:30 Friday liberated woman! The story is less liberated though as it moves toward a traditional commit- ting-of-marriage denounement. But for all her "submission" our girl has a streak of the Wife of Bath in her, insisting that her wooer accept her as she is-or has become-fetishes and all. The Libertine is not a great film, barely a good one, but it is a thoroughly enjoyable one, a classy put-on. Indeed any film whose director pretends to be named Pasquale Festa-Cam- panile must be put on. Be that as it may, he keeps things mov- ing at a slick, jazzy pace, now and again showing just enough of Miss Spaak's fetching nude- ness to bring out the sweaty voyeur in each of us. But then the next minute we are laugh- ing at our own prurience. All in all the sound of chains and chuckles mingles nicely. 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