Tuesday, November 11, 1969 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Page Seven Tuesday, Movember 11, 1969 THE MICHIGAN DAILY Against Th e WalI The Olympics .. . .. Washington 1969 By BILL DINNER Although Olympics are usually held every four years, the international committee, in an emergency meeting, voted un- animously last night to hold the 1969 games in the nation's capital this weekend. Au unprecedented number of participants are expected, though the official figures were not released. Reliable estimates run as high as a million. Approximately 300,000 referees will be on hand, courtesy of the United States Government. The Wolverines main competitors for the number one spot appear to be Harvard, Columbia, Berkeley-UCLA, and Madison, and pre-season polls pick Michigan as the dark horse contender. The Crimson, with their general strike of last year, and their building takeovers the past two years may be resting on their laurels. Meanwhile the Berkeley-UCLA tribe have demon- strated their power over the fight for Communist Party member Angela Davis. On the otherhand, Washington feels that the best show may be from those raggled Badgers. Although the Wolverines have shown some power in the recent bookstore controversy, their full potential is simply not known. Recent surveys have noted that the fight could be rough, and all Michigan competitors are urged to arrive early with protective helmets in order to have a opportunity to test their strength in practice. Presently there are eight official events. Of course more may be added at the discretion of the referees, since Uncle Sam always knows best. For the benefit of newcomers the planned events are sum- med up below. THE BRICK THROW: Any size brick will be acceptable, however the judges will give special consideration to participants who use cinder blocks. Windows on local buildings are worth one point apiece, while government property will earn 3 per pane. Hitting the refs, mistakenly or not, is foul play, but is guaranteed to gain endearment from the crowd. MACE-OR-NOT SHUFFLE: This long valued sport is quite similar to the ancient 200 yard shuttle run and attempts to measure speed, while placing special emphasis on agility and reflexes. The game begins by one of the refs throwing a canister and a player deftly throws it back. The canister landing closest to the refs receives the highest prize. Abeited attempts will be punished with expulsion from the crowd. THE STEEPLE CHASE: Will probably be restricted to people who participated in the brick throw, or mace-or-not shuffle, but an over reaction by the refs could open it up to everyone. One point will be awarded for every barricade suc- cessfully cleared while being chased by a ref. However, if after finishing the chase, a contestant is stopped by a ref he goes directly to jail and does not collect 200 dollars. THE POLE VAULT: Open to all contestants who have upset the refs, main object is to vault through second story window in attempt to escape. One additional point for every floor, minus 10 for landing in army helicopter. BREATH HOLDING AND HANKERCHIEF PULLING: con- test begins if attempt to score on mace-or-not shuffle fails, points will be awarded for the fewest tears and rashes. Space suits are not allowed, and any contestant who collapses will be disqualified. GATE CRASHING: For those courageous soles, three points will be presented on certification of every embassy gate broken in attempt to seek asylum. Fifteen points for successful break- through of the White House fense, along with 16 counts of con- tempt of court and four years in jail. Minus five points for the Smithsonian, but 100,000 dollars from the black market for every Rembrandt. DUELING: Six points for every defeated ref, 27 points for a tape recording of refs yelling "long live Mao," and 41 points for a hammer and sickle etched in blood. ROOM STUFFING: Although no official points will be awarded, honorable mention will go to all people who fit more than 29 kids into less than a ten by eight flop house, in addition two gold stars if no one gets to sleep. Good luck to all, and to all a good fight. Iowa holds key to rose hopes The race for the roses is down to two. r And chances are that Saturday will produce an unofficial winner. Michigan's solid, but tedious 57-0 victory over Illinois and Pur- "'. RA D due's 41-13 de-spartanizing of Michigan State made the Wolver- ines and the Boilermakers the on- by robin Wr IC ly eligible contestants left. Michigan moves on this week to meet on-again, off-again Iowa Hawkeyes, who lost miserably to what happens the last week of Comparing Iowa with Michi- Minnesota 35-8, but came back competition. The worst that can gan's contender for the Rose Bowl last week to knock the Indiana happen is that the Wolverines will invitation. Schembechler s a i d,{ Hoosiers out of the race, 28-17.-j lose their last game to Ohio State "Iowa has the best offense we've Purdue, whose only loss of the and therefore tie for second place met since Purdue. season has been at the hands of with the Boilermakers. In evaluating the possible out- the Wolverines, must take on The traditional rule-that the come, the Michigan coach remark- IWMichigan beats Iowa and team who hasn't gone in the long- ed, "Although Iowa's had some bad OhioSatepullsetough wit est time gets the bid-favors Mich- games, they have the ability to oin as expected, it wont matter igan, who hasn't gone since 1965. really come on strong. Against Purdue went in 1967. Michigan State and Indiana par- So, as Coach Bo Schembechler ticularly, they have played well monotonous game at Illinois Sat- urday with an interception that ,went for a 40 yard touchdown, agreed with his coach. "Iowa ha' fine personnel. They' e capab.i of l ying a real- ly. good gamle, It'll be a tough i i i i I match. "Although they have an incon- sistent record, we know we're not the type of team that can afford to overlook anyone," he added. Elliott acknowledged that with only two games left and the Rose Bowl in view, the team is also looking ahead to Ohio State. "We're not convinced they're unbeatable. They may not be the sTper human team people have imade them out to be," he added, W-, Ten stwidiiigs Conference All Games Games daily sports NIGHT EDITOR: BILL DINNER appropriately understated, "This is and won. really a key week, what happens .'Michigan has been playing a Saturday will determine our fate." better defensive game lately, al-I The Wolverine mentor con- though they haven't confronted. an tinued, "We're really going to have offense like Iowa's. It's hard to; to be up for this one. We'll have to evaluate our potential on the basis be at full strength. of the last three weeks comipeti- "This'll be a tough game. They tion," he added. have a good offense, and they're ; BtId elwev enal .o d "But I do feel we've been able playing a stronger defensive gamea to eliminate many of our incon- Ohio State Purdue MICIIGAN Iicdiana Iowa Minnesota N'western Wisconsin Mich. State Illinois '%V L 5 0 4 1 4 1 3 2 2 3 2 3 2 3 2 3 1 4 0 5 T W 0' 7 0 7 0 6 0 4 0 4 0 2 0 2 0 2 0 3 0 0 IT 0 0 1 0 2 0 4 0 4 0 5 1 6 0 6 0 5 0 8 0 -Associated Press ( a foulghly barrels through the Illini Professional Standings no.' Aatianal collegiate standings IVY LEAGUE3 Conference All games WL T WL T Kentucky 1 4 0 Mississippi state 0 3 0 SOUTHWEST sistencies. And we'll really be up for this game because we know there's so much at stake. We'll > U have our hands full out there," hek 5 o concluded. Defensive back Bruce Elliott, 0 0 1 who brightened an otherwise Saturday's games MICIIIGAN at Iowa Illinois at Wisconsin Indiana at Northwestern Minnesota at Michigan State Purdue at Ohio State N 111L Fast Division W 3 ''Pt. GF GA Dartmouth Princeton Yale Cornell Harvard Penn Brown Columbia t ATLANTIC South Carolina Clemson No. Carolina State North Carolina Duke Maryland Wake Forest Virginia 5 0 0 4 1 0 3 2 0 2 3 0 1 4 0 0 5 0 4 0 0 3 1 1 2 10 2 3 1 2 3 0 2 4 0 1 1 0 7 5 5 3 3 3 1 0 0 2 4 4 4 6 7 0' o i 0 o olI 0': Arkansas Texas TCU Texas T' SMU Texas A Baylor nice Utah Arizona Brigham Wy oming Arizona Texas El Colorado New 3e 4 0 0 3 2 0 ech 3 2 0 2 3 & ,2 3 0t 0 4 0 \WESTERN ATHLETIC 4 0 0 State 3 1 0 Young 142 0 1 2 0 I Paso 2 4 0 State U. 0 3 o xico 0 5 MID-AMERICA 5 6 7 6 i o' o' 0! 0 New ork Ii 't r .iL SAlontri'al Bo0sto1 (Chlicago T1oronlto S C, 4 41 :3 3 s 1 .a 18 17 17 17 11 10 EdPEik s 0, 0 Ii o 1 0 0 U 45 37 50 47 33 35 o Not everybody will be in the District (of Columbia) Saturday. o There is sure to be enough action to spread across this great democracy ! of ours. And some of it, indubitably, will take place on the gridirons o where armed men will confront each other, and those with god on o their side are just gonna have'ta win. 0 Pick the righteous ones and you will have won a Cottage Inn pizza disc, just like Richard Armstrong of Mary Markley Hotel can eat this week. Coach Bo Schembechler sets a fine example below: West Division St. Lois 5 4 4 14 4 Minnesota 5 6 1 11 Oakland 4 7 2 102 Ph1ladelplia 2 3 6 102 Pittsburg;h 2 7 3 7 2 Los Angeles, 3 7 0 6 2 testerday's Results Montreal at Los Angeles, inc. Boston 8, Oakland 3 * * 4 - N B A : IV L Pct. New York 14 1 .933 haltimtore 8 6 .571 37 29 32 37 28 45 35 45 49 32 37 32 47 35 27 22 Milwaukee 7 6 Philadelphia 5 6 Detroit 5 6 Cincinnati 5 8 Boston 3 7 Western Division Atlanta 9 3 San Francisco 6 4 Chicago 6 5 Los Angeles 5 5 Phoenix. 5 6 Seattle 3 8 San Diego 1 9 .538 .455 .455 .385 .300 .750 .600 .545 .500 .455 .273 .100 6 7 8 8' 5 2 2j/2 3 31r 7 Yesterday's Results San Diego vs. San Francisco at Salt Lake City, inc. Chicago vs. Atlanta at Auburn, Ala., inc.. lll Missouri Nebraska Colorado Kansas St. Oklahoma Oklahoma State Iowa State Kansas G EIGHT 4 1 4 1I 3 2 3 2 2? 2 2 1 4 0 5 0 0 0 u 0 0 0 Memphis North Te Tulsa Cincinnat Louisville Wichita S Southern UCLA Stanford Oregon California Oregon S Washingtc NVashingtc Tennessee LSU Florida Auburn Georgia Mississipp Vanderbilt Alabama MISSOURI VALLEY State 3 0 0 xas State 3 0 i 2 3 0 0 2 0 tate 0 2 0 PACIFIC EIGHT California 4 0 0 4 1 1 2 1 0 tate 2 3 0 on 0 5 0 on State 0 5 0 SOUTHEASTERN 3 1 0 2 1 1 3 2 0 2 220 i 2 2 0 t 220 2 30 Tloledo i Bowling Green 0 Miami (Ohio) O Ohio W Mich'igan 0 en Sategg , 0MAJOR IND 0 Penn State 0 Boston U 0 W. Virginia 0 Notre Dame 0' Florida State 0 Air Forces 0 VXilanova 1 HIoustoni 0 Colgate Buffalo 1 West Texas State IRutgers 1 Syracuse 1 New Mexico State 0 Army o M iami(Florida) 0 Northern Illinois 0 Pittsburgh Georgia 'Tech 0 so. Mississippi 0 Dayton 1 Boston College 0 Virginia Tech 1 'Tulane 0 Utah State 0 Marshall 0' Navy 5 0 0 'I 1 1 1 2 3 0 1 .4 0 0 41 0 0 ) i l 1 I 0 t) l 0 p Or 0 Y' a 0 ; ! U 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. MICHIGAN at Iowa Purdue at OHIO STATE MINNESOTA at Michigan St. Indiana at NORTHWESTERN Illinois at WISCONSIN PITTSBURGH at Army YALE at Princeton Miami (Fla.) at ALABAMA Auburn at GEORGIA TENNESSEE at Mississippi CLEMSON at North Carolina IIOUSTON at North Carolina State Duke at VIRGINIA TECH Oklahoma St. at COLORADO MISSOURI at Iowa State NEBRASKA at Kansas State 17. 18. 19 S20. 'TEXAS A&M at Rice UTAH at Arizona Air Force at STANFORD COAST GUARD at Lebanon Valley I Today's Games Seattle at Chicago Detroit at Los Angeles G l, New York at San Francisco - Philadelphia at Atlanta 5' :Milwaukee at Boston The 1st Annual BLACK ARTISTS' FESTIVAL featuring VAL WARD--DON L. 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