'Page Eight THE MICHIGAN DAILY Sunday, February 23, 1969 Page Eight THE MICHIGAN DAILY Sunday, February 23, 1969 ALFRED HITCHCOCK'S "THE 39 STEPS" One of His Best! MONDAY, FEB. 24 At THE ARK 7:30 & 9:30 1421 H ill Paying for the Other Guy's Accidents ? Save on your Auto Insurance For those who qualify- $25,000 B.I. and P.D. $1,000 Medical Expenses and Uninsured Motorists Protection 4 I E _ F i E 4 ) t! I CIVIL ENGINEERING SENIORS! YOUR FUTURE CAN BE IN TRANSPORTATION! Our expanding transportation engineering program includes an annual 3 billion dollars in highway construction, No Exam - Tuition refunds for Graduate Study. See our recruiter on FEBRUARY 26 Visit your Placement Office Now for brochures and SIGN UP to hear the full story, or write to: Director of Manpower NEW YORK STATE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION State Campus Building 5, Albany, New York 12226 SENATOR Phlpi~ Speaking Against the Anti-Ballistic Missile System SUNDAY, FEB. 23-7 P.M. 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"There's no way the pension dispute is settled by Wed- players can get in shape in time." nesday. there is no way the ex- The owners said there is no hibition season can begin on purpose in further negotiations March 8 as scheduled. until the poll is completed, but "We may have to call off the the players' negotiators said they exhibition schedule, or at least will meet in New York on Mon- the early part of it," Burke said day as scheduled with Frank at the Yankees' Fort Lauderdale, Brown, regional director of the - Fla., training camp. Federal Mediation and Concilation However, President Joe Cronin Service.X also said yesterday his American At the training camps, mean- Baseball League will open for while, the players continued to business "no matter what." trickle in, but there was still a Cronin, inspecting the Oakland scarcity of super stars. Athletics' training camp at Ren- Manager Mayo Smith of the dezvous Park, expressed hope that world champion Detroit Tigers the pension dispute between play- lamented the absence of familiar ers and major league club owners faces as the World Series Champ- will be settled soon. ion Tigers opened spring training "I don't see any reason to take at Lakeland, Fla. any other attitude," said Cronin. Only 17 players showed up and "Both sides want to resolve the only one of them could be con- issues and that is a good situa- sidered a name player. tion." Dick Radatz, currently on th e In New York, John Gaherin, Toledo roster, was the only play- the owners' negotiator in the pen- er with considerable major league sion found hassle, asked the Ma- experience who was present. Al- jor League Players' Association together, 11 of the 17 were with Friday to poll its entire member- Toledo last year. shi ontheowners' $5.3 million Sixteen players were on Tinker pa oagn the Field yesterday as the Minnesota Twins began training camp, de- Marvin Miller. the association's spite the major league players' executive director, says the poll strike. of the 400 players will take at Right-hander Jerry Stephenson, least two weeks. a fringe hurler battling for a job, "I don't see why it should take was the only veteran among 16 two weeks," an annoyed Burke batterymen on hand Saturday as said. He noted that the poll would the Boston Red Sox opened spring end on or around March 8. the training with a two-hour workout day exhibition games are sched- in cool, cloudy weather. JA COBSO N'S WILL BE CLOSED FO R INV ENTO RY n ext T UE SD AY, F EB. 2 JacobonY Your raculty advisor asks you ror advice? Think it over, over coffee. TheThink Drink. M How the other half'lived Want to hear something really weird? Here it is: The World Champion Detroit Tigers. Say it slowly. Say it fast. Your tongue seems to stumble over the words, al- most as if it wasn't quite certain, almost as if the Bengals could still blow it. And now at the start of this pseudo-spring training, it's the DEFENDING World Champion Detroit Tigers. It sounds imposing, but Mayo Smith says that 1968 record won't help the Tigers any in 1969, so it must be true. However, New York Yankee President Mike Burke says there might not be any baseball in 1969. He's probably wrong, but, say hey, maybe that wouldn't be such a bad idea. And for a lot of reasons. Except for Detroit fans, 1968 was just about the most.boring year ever. It was a long hot season and the Tigers were the only team in baseball that gave the spectators their money's worth in hits, runs, excitement. Imagine, for instance, if you spent the summer in New York, like I did. Both the Yankee hitless wonders and the Met hitless wond- ers televised about 140 games each of guess what? Wonderfully little hitting. All you see is Tom Seaver losing 1-0 . . . Rheingold Beer . Jerry Koosman winning 1-0 . . . Winston . . . Mel Stottlemyre win- ning 1-0 in 11 . . . Pabst . . . Fritz Peterson losing 2-1 (a slugfest) . Texaco. I'll trade broadcasters Phil Rizzuto, Jerry Coleman and Ralph Kiner for players Jerry Coleman, Phil Rizzuto and Ralph Kiner. At least one of them would be able to hit better than .213. The season goes on its merry way and the Yankmetskee jugger- naut is an also-ran, or rather an also-struck-out. Luis Tiant blows into town and the' Bronx Bombers' lumber turns into palier mache, while the very same day, Drysdale gets his umpteenth consecutive whitewash against Shea Stadium's darlings. And did you know why the New York teams have the cleanest uniforms in baseball? You have to get to first base before you can slide, honeychild. Oh, agony. Mickey Mantle ties Jimmy Foxx in the all-time home run derby and you missed it. Now you know you'll have to wait an awfully long time before he ever passes Foix, but secretly you wish he would quit in the meantime. His real-life haplessness is spoiling all the great memories. Met manager Gil Hodges has a heart attack. The suspense over whether his team was ever going to score again on the road must have gotten to him. That's two managers in a row the innocent little Metsies have burned out. Wes Westrum couldn't take the strain either, And nobody's saying why Casey Stengel suddenly got old during the course of one season. When will football season start? Can any of you Midwesterners name half the startinglineups of either of these 'teams'? See, I'm sick of baseball already. And nobody has played a game yet in '69. This brings us back to Burke's pessimistic forecast that baseball might not happen this year. From his point of view as the boss of the Yankees, it could have been a suggestion. After all, if baseball takes some extra time off, the pitchers will have a chance to get a little fatter than they usually do in the off- season. Since, everyone knows it takes more time for a pitcher to get ready than a hitter, things might be more equal in 1970. In addition, the fans will have a chance to forget how monotonous the schedule can be, and get some of their enthusiasm back. But most important, people will have a whole extra year to get used to the World Champion Detroit Tigers. Come to think of it, it's almost as weird as the World Champion New York Jets. .MV .N' DAILY OFFICIAL BULLETIN .:,:: {> ,;c}..y?:.Ms. ; i ";?":4-::".: :{ ?Stik:4"".:Ye .t:,";";,.." .,.. {F ", { ':tinv.. .v : vw. % a :' "" ::+C 7:.: '".f.; - -apoplex doug heller 40 1 . -~ RENT STRIKE Sign the Tenant Union pledge? BLESSED ARE THE RIGHTEOUS! 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