Page Eight THE MICHIG,,N DAILY Tuesday, February 4, 1969 Page Eight ~HL MICHIGAN DAILY Tuesday, February 4, 1969 i i.. . lp 1. Making out your laundry list? Writing a poem. & That's Browning. What about: "A jug of wine, a }oaf of bread, And thou, Myrna, beside me...", 2. You? Listen. "How do I love thee, Myrna, let me count the ways..'" \) 4. That's Omar Khayyim. Then how am I going to show Myrna how much I care? Nobody' By CHRIS TERAS College basketball is played for fun. Only UCLA, however, is laughing its way through the sea- son, although surprising Santa Clara is also unbeaten. Several other top-ranked teams have found little to chuckle about after last weekend's action. The Bruins walked over Stan- ford Friday 91-61, and laughed at California Saturday 109-74. The Swins mad ait32 straight, includ- ing 16 this season, and 80 con- secutive home victories. North Carolina, 14-1, is cur- rently ranked number 2. The Tar Heels appear to be the strongest challengers to all-powerful UCLA. All-American Larry Miller grad- uated last year but Charlie Scott I has all but erased any memory of s laughing, except fore. If we do everything r i g h t. wde have a chance against Pur- due." St. John's, N.Y., ranked sixth. finally seems to be winning con- sistently this season along with playing giant-killer as in the past. The Redmen have already beaten ' North Carolina and Davidson this year, and may be the class of the east. St. John's easily disposed of one challenger to its supremacy by crushing Temple 65-49 on Sa- turday. Meanwhile, LaSalle, cur- rently ranked ninth, blasted New Orleans Loyola by a 102-65 count to strengthen its claim to be the 'best in the Middle Atlantic Con- ferepce. Another strong eastern school, IDuquesne, did not find the going UCLA Against ThAe Wa A I 5. Why don't you see if you can land one of those great jobs Equitable is offering.t os The work is fascinating, the pay good, and the oportunities unlimited. All of which means you'll be able to take care of a wife, to say nothing of kids, extremely well. "O, my Myrna is like a red, red rose..." Make an appointment through your Placement Officer to see Equitable's employment representative on FEBRUARY 17, 1969, or write: Lionel M. Stevens, Manager, College Employment. THE UITABLE Te Equitable Life Assurance Society of the United States 128.5 Avenue of the Americas, New York, New York 10019 An Equal Opportunity Employer, MI? Q Equitable 1968 iallr'spla aso easy, though, last week. The Miller s play. , Dukes were ranked number 11 grAlong with junior Scott, UNC s when Spencer Haywood and De- gat so usty Coark, Bill Bunting, troit shocked them last Thursday and Dick Gruber, are all exper- by dishing out a 10 point defeat. ienced seniors. Bunting put in 30 The Titans tried to carry over points in last Saturday's 107-87 their upsetting ways against Mar- ran sacking of Maryland. quette on Saturday, but George ransckin of arylnd.Thompson and Dean Meminger carried the Warriors to a tight f 75-74 victory. Purdue had to go into overtime to do it, but the Boilermakers showed Ohio State that what everyone thinks about the diffi- culties of handling the Lafayette squad pt home is true. Purdue! grabbed its 16th straight home victory, 95-85, and should ad- vance from its 14th spot ahead of the Buckeyes, who are currently in 12th position. More important, though, the Boilermakerspnow hold an undisputed first place in the Big Ten. Number 13 Tulsa is 16-2 after; creaming Wichita State, 94-69, and boosting its Missouri Valley; record to a perfect 8-0. GEORGE THOMPSON Kansas handed Colorado, rank- ed 17th, its first Big Eight loss 80- Fourth-ranked Davidson found 70, but the Buffalo team received life frustrating, however, as the even blacker news Sunday, when Wildcats lost to Iowa 76-61 at 7-2 Ron Smith was declared Chicago. Coach Lefty Driesell ;cholastically ineligible. commented later,."We were out- How do the Uclans, who were rebounded, outshot, and outhust- not even bothered in a game with led. We missed 66 shots while spoiler St. John's earlier, manage; shooting 28%, but I can't take to keep smiling in the face of anything away, from Iowa. They their fellow sportsmen's adversi-' played well.'' ties? They just concentrate on the Iowa coach Ralph Miller attri- brighter side of life, like a 16-0 buted success to "doing some record and the best shot at ano- things better that we didn't do be- ther NCAA crown. - ARE YOU I MONEY TALKS- Players vote not to sig n unless demands are met NEW YORK () - Major league result of the roadblocks thrown baseball players voted yesterday down by the owners representa- not to sign contracts or report to tives in an attempt to break with spring training until their de- the past. mands for increased pension pay- "The most important of these ments are met, roadblocks is the position taken The action, taken at a meet- that the funding of the benefit ing of the Players Association, in- plan should be completely di- volves a dispute with the c 1 u b vorced from national radio and owners over pension benefits. television revenue even though the Under the current plan, a man two matters have been directly who has played in the m a j o r tied for the last 22 years.. leagues for- five years may get Asked if the problem could be $250 a month -in pension benefits solved before the traditional is he chooses to take it at the March 1 training date, Miller said age of 50. If he waits until he he thought that still was possible, is 65, the pension would be $643 but added: plus social security. "We have not had a single pro- A player with 20 years' exper- posal from the owners side on this. ience in the majors would receive They have had only one position: $600 monthly at the age of 50 No-all references to broadcast and $1,487 if he elected to wait rights must come out." until he is 65. After a four-hour meeting of The owners have agreed to. in- some 125 players, including many crease the total monies contrib- of the games top stars, the asso- uted from $1 million to $5.1 mil- ciation issued a statement say- on a year, but player representa- ing: tive Marvin Miller pointed out the "Resolved that the players fully issue was not primarily one of support the actions and policies money. of the negotiating committee in He said the main issue was the the current benefit plan negotia- players' right to radio and tele- tions and reiterate their support vision revenue. And the statement of the policy that players should issued after the meeting supported not sign individual contracts and that by saying: should not report to spring train- "The players . . . stated that ing sites until the negotiations are the current impasse is a direct satisfactorily concluded." Lev Alcindor L...... by Jim Forrester Hgot',i cold- ' with the Wolverine Icers IF YOU WOULD have asked "For whom the bell tolls," last Friday night, you would have had to answer the Wolverine hockey team. In what can be fairly described as the most unbelievable com- bination of stupid plays and ineptness ever thrown onto the ice and still called a game, the icers got stomped by Minnesota by a 6-3 count. But if you asked the same question Saturday at about 11 P.M., the inescapable conclusion would be that the Wolverines were doing all of the tolling. The NHL all-stars would have thought twice (though admittedly not much longer) before skating against Mich- igan. The home town heroes were unbelievably good as they -drove the Gophers underground with a five goal; attack and a defense that didn't give up a score. THE STENCHl FROM the Colesium drove fans homeward bound as much as five minutes early in the Friday night contest. The 'Gophers put up a good defensive show, but their attack was built around Wolverine mistakes and lazy play. a Cut to the third period Friday. Michigan is behind, 4-3, and on the power play. The Gophers get the puck and Scott Buchan wants to clear it down the ice. Michigan forward Doug Galbraith goes after Buhan, Buchan flicks his wrists and the puck goes over the Wolverine's outstretched stick. Buchan cuts around. There are now no Michigan men between him and a score except goalie Jim Keough. Buchan comes down the ice to Keough's right. Teammate Dave Roddy joins him and skates up the middle. Two Gophers to one Keough. Buchan closes in on the net. He fakes Keough and cuts to the left. Keough makes a fantastic sliding save. But he is unable to con- trol the rebound and Roddy picks up an easy goal with a shot into the now open right side. Minnesota Coach Glen Sonmor accurately depicted the Wolverine style of play. "When you play as offensively as they do, you're bound to take some chances." Custer took a better chance at the Little Big Horn. After the breakaway, the Wolverine play dropped to a margin of laziness. A jury of little old ladies would 'have hung them for their sluggish play. Cut to Gopher Bill Klatt behind the Michigan net about five minutes after Roddy's score. He is moving back and forth behind the Wolverine goal un- hindered, looking for a friendly brown jersey to pass to in front of the net. Keough is moving very sluggishly in his efforts to keep on the same side as Klatt. The entire Michigan contingent seems to be moving in slow motion. Finally Klatt sees his opening and flicks the puck to Pete Fiehuck who rams home 'one of the' easiest goals any hockey player in any league ever got. Michigan had plenty of trouble, bringing the puck out of their own end. Instead of heading the puck (passing to the man farthest up the ice), the players tried to bring it out alone. Only when the lone wolf got into trouble did he pass. And all to many times the pass went to a non-existant wing or to the other ,team. THEN CAME SATURDAY NIGHT. If the Wolverines were ter- rible Friday, they were terrifying Saturday. They came out skating and hitting as they hadn't for the entire season. They would have blown the Gophers off the ice if the Minnesotans hadn't had what can only be described as luck on their side. Murray MeLacklan, the Gopher goaltender, was mx places he. had no business being, but was able to make thesaves. r "We shot several times and that guy didn't even move" said Wolverine defenseman Lars Hansen. The puck would hit a skate or a post or by accident McLacklan would move in front of the shot. "He was lucky," said Hansen, but then he added, "that's part of the game, too." But the Gopher luck ended in a two minute and ten second span of the second period. Michigan scored four goals. Hansen started the scoring with his first tally of the ?campaign and Barney Pashak, Merle Falk and Doug Glendinning followed soon after. No team in college hockey could have beaten Michigan Satur- day night. Friday, they couldnt' have played with any other collegiate squad. Seemingly, the Wolverine's have the potential to perform at last Saturday's competence in every outing. Whether they will live up to this potential is in their hands. If they do, they could win the national championship. * * V A THLETIC? PLAY LACROSSE Practice Tuesday, Wednesday, and in Yost Fieldhouse, 8:00 Thursday I L 0 TENANTS I 0 If Your Landlord is One of the following and you not been reached by the rent strike, we need your have help. Ambassador Ann Arbor Trust Co. Apartments Ltd. Arbor Mgt. BMR Campus Mgt. Charter Realty Dahlmann Apts. Misco Mgt. Oakland Trust Patrick Pulte Inc. Summit Associates Walden Mgt. Wilson-White Co. Post Realty The list is NOT exhaustive. 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