he Art o f ProantyRe-examined Americans Swear Freely but with Little Imagination or Vigor_ By Dale McGhee . Pursuing Peaceful Atoms Phoenix Project Enters Its Second Decade By Miehael Kraft 1Profanity is not an Ameri- can art. The chief national reliances are still hell and damn, both of them badly shopworn. To support them we have nothing properly de- scribable as a vocabulary of indecency. Our maid-of-all- work in that department is 's.o.b., which seems as pale and ineffectual to a Slav or a Latin as fudge does to us." -H. L. Mencken PROFANITY, swearing, eussing, imprecation, malediction, call it what you will, is here to stay. Although the topic is rarely dis- cussed publicly except from church pulpits, profanity has prospered, in volume if not in quality, through- out the history of man. Virtually everyone swears. Even the most pious Baptist deacon may be heard, upon occasion, to ex- plode with a well directed "darn," Dale McGhee is a mild- mannered person who has been trying to improve the art of profanity since he learned to swear many years ago. P' i i c' } teyCF } ...::........ ' ttom .. ;. ..:,; :"? ::? ' ?":"?:;: f V'. :;:}; :?:?Si: :.: yr " ":."::: s::: ?:?<- }'.;" ' %===';=::>:2G5 :;;:;;:.a?:: S: o- i a ::"S}YSY?}???:+..::. Y r,'tiG ?% i::$:jq?::J ' i::?':i2:::i:i:',ij :% :r. .. :: .. .; ;.. vr:":::::y;'F.;:;::;:?i.;.i:?)ii:' :i:.Y:'f.":?}:?"}: ?::a::-i/:.:4Y4::X":"::j" ...:: r."..,. ..':.: .:.. ..:. ?:F.-:::i:'v:?:ii::"{:;:"S.4Y.4??:?:-:i:-'r:;:": Y.":":::;.}".$;:?_F:;i:?>.-::-: :, v:"?X: :'r:C4r:??4::: -:i:ai:i: i:::::Y: . :.... .v. "ii:}"iX!:::"::::. -....... ri" :"."nw::v.-..:-.: v..; niiS::'., :"::i:?{ :vv f.-: ::. ir}:'t'r,:; 3.; }i:.:::::::,:.mow n{.{;.y.....?-: Y.:"}::: or "dang it to blazes," or even "gee whiz," all of which are bootlegged mutations of language that would earn any grade school urchin a mouthful of Lifebouy. But while modern Americans swear with all the fluency of their forebearers, it is indeed lamentable. that they swear so poorly. Ameri- cans, in fact occidentals in gen- eral, couldn't be more unimagina- tive and indiscriminate about their profanity. IN SUNDRY AGES past profanity flourished as an art. This is not to imply that the powers-that- were didn't place taboos on naughty talk, but men neverthe- less took pride ir their ability to deliver an oratorical blitz in unique and effective terms. r 4' >:{ :tai $,+ v : }"y. >! ^r t ' . : : ff. J A BEST BUY IN TOWN! Complete Package Deal FULLY EQUIPPED Ladies' and Men's Lightweights Regularly 59.95 9 Introductory offer . . .0 5 ist Sf In the Western world this pe- jorative art probablyy, _had two peaks. Late in the Elizabethan Age, swearing reached a peak of grandeous baroque floridness. It might or might not be directed swearing, but in either case it was elaborate swearing, and often lengthy. --Any competent patron of any competent English pub or French oubrage could, should occasion arise, spend a good hour raking every member of your paternal ancestry, and having exhausted that, turn to your 'maternal line- age, climaxing it all by directly relating you to a fourth century infidel who had, mated with a syphlitic bullfrog. IN THE LATE eighteenth century swearing reached a peak of deliberation, subtlety and purpose- fulness. Robert Graves pointed out in his lengthy essay on profanity that in this period "swearing as an assault on a coffee-house rival and introductory :to a duel demanded a nice refinement of oratorical blasphemy; as the contemporary sermon demanded a nice refine- ment of oratorical eulogy." But about this time the fuse of the. Industrial Revolution got started and everyone became so involved in rigging together gears and steam engines, they couldn't take the time to dream up new ways to swear. And thus the art began to wane and was last seen heading for oblivion along with the American frontier. What the American culture is left with is a tragically thin and banal assortment of leftovers: five { M:' f4 ti W S} K 4 y . r , Y Y '. t U v w or, six four-letter epithets which._ comprise virtually our entire pro- fane vocabulary. ? Oh, certainly, we all know more than sit swear words, most of them crude, but only a few are com- monly used. Catharsis of the na- tional emotions is chiefly depend- ent upon hell and damn, both used and reused to the point of in- . sipidness. These few curses which are the best we can come up with, are not only pointless and often vulgar, but they have lost all the color, ferver, and effectiveness they once held. In short, they no longer have any sis-boom-bah. Time was when someone called , you an s.o.b, you were ready for a fight, since he was insulting your mother, but today it's just another bland epithet you toss in between weakly formulated thoughts to keep your audience from yawning, which he may well do anyway. AMERICANS don't lack the inn- aginative powers to swear with 1 originality. Neither are they too i lazy or apathetic. Worse yet: most are totally unaware that they could be swearing any better. 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