THE MUSEUM was to be con- structed in French Renaissance style, four stories high, of red bricks trimmed with stone. Its most remarkable feature was to be the distinguished tower. Its ediface was decorated with the grotesque images of battling mon- sters, symbolic of the bones with- m. When the building was finished at last, all the professors happily scurried around its insides, look- ing at all the empty space where they could stack their stones and bones. "Huzzah," they shouted again. However, as years passed, the university expanded. The museum, aging rapidly,° was no, longer con- sidered such a massive, wonderful structure. The original roof was found too heavy and was replaced by a cumbersome, makeshift affair. Thomas Hayden, a member of The Daily editorial staff, came under old RLB's spell the first day he went inside for a freshman language course. And the stacks of stones and bones kept. piling up. Soon the university was lacking space again. The Board of Peers ordered con- struction of a big, new museum. THE STONES and bones were moved out of the tired, old museum -and replaced by an in- coming group of language teach- ers. Its fifty-year-old silence was shattered by the babbling herd. With each year, the old museum withered a bit more. A coat of grey paint was hastily slapped on its weary walls. People began to com- the inescapable drafts. A few nostalgics remained. They looked at the scarred edifice, at the monsters in their never-ending battle, at the gate of heaven° placed at the pinnacle .of the tower, and they shouted "Huzzah" for the old building. But not quite as loudly. Moreand more people began to think the museum an eyesore. "Y-e-e-e-ch, what an eyesore," they hooted. Even some of the professors be- gan to dislike the museum. They called it-a firetrap and a freezing, Try FOLLETT'S First USED BOOKS at BARGAIN PR ICES New Books If You Prefer STATE STREET of NITT S NORTH UNIVERSITY WANTED:* STUDENTS Worth cheering about! Students and faculty members who need extra cash for any good reason, have found they can borrow with confidence from HFC. At Household, loans arer old barn and a hole and a pile of erect rubble. "What a pile," saM one pro- fessor. Then, while the old museum celebrated: its 78th birthday; the Board of Peers made a startling announcement-all the babbling language teachers were to move out of the structure for it was to be razed. "HUZZAH" yelled some,-and very loudly indeed. "Huzzah, huz- zah, huzzah." Others questioned the decision. Why tear it; down?" they asked. "It's too -distinguished to tear down." "Bah," the Board of Peers re- torted. '"The whole mess is coming down." And so it did. Rattling red dump- trucks came and steam shovels. came and men came and fences went up all around. And the rat- tling red dumptrucks carried the old museum away. The people who felt bad began to console themselves. "Well, at least we'll have a place to plant some decent grass on campus," they said. The uni- versity had certainly grown. There were buildings with huge pillars, and buildings with red bricks and even one building which had blue and yellow windows. A green, fresh open space with no buildings at all was needed. THE VACANT PLOT where the, old museum had been was silent, expectant. Then one day the rattling red dumptrucks came back and with them came men and shovels and trowels and . . cement. The men knelt down and began to lay out cement walks. "We have decided to build a patio," the Board of Peers an- nounced. "We are moving for- ward." And so today at the big univer- sity one can see a flat, white slab of cement. Most of the students will soon think it has always been there. No one will tell them about the old museum, or the plans for a fresh, grassy expanse. Except perhaps for an old-timer who will look and ask, puzzled, "What happened to the old pile of erect rubble? Or the aesthete who will cry, "Ugly, ugly everywhere,'and not a blade of grass!" IF IT COULD be considered to be existing in a vacuum, the Brus- sels Fair would be strictly for fun. A complete ignorance of world af- fairs is perhaps best for a per- son attending it. For, despite; the best efforts of the planners and of some of the participants, the Fair is basically a good place to gawk. The won- ders- of the world are there, in every category if one can enjoy them without looking at the na- tional labels they bear. The Fair is first of all, im- mense. It covers 494 acres north- east of Brussels, and covers them beautifully. No space is wasted, but none is overcrowded. Besides the actual exhibits most coun- tries have done some landscap- ing on part of their space, with generally refreshing- results. The land is naturally rolling, which aids the architects (al- though it is hard o cn the footsore visitors). Plenty of benches are John Weicher, city editor of The Daily, spent considerable time at the Fair this summer during a tour of Europe. provided, for sitting down; these are all free - which cannot be said for any nations' washrooms except those of the United States. (Everyoneelse charges four cents: and has a woman: attendant' at the door to collect.) The' official languages of Bel- gium and the Fair are Flemish and French. Although most coun- tries (with, perhaps, the signifi- cant exception of Russia) also give descriptions in English and replace Flemish with its near rel- ative German, the industrial ex- hibits do not. Fortunately, these include very little thatis either new or interesting to the Ameri- can visitor, who can concentrate on the south half of the fair, where the national 'pavilions are clustered. Here is where the fun is. UNFORTUNATELY, the plan- ners have apparently failed to regard the Fair as something oth- er than a propaganda contest. They have situated the American and Russian displays directly op- posite each other with the much ,smaller Arab Staes bui in between. The visitor is therefore almost, compelled to make a comparison of the two, thus dragging the Fair to the level of international, politics. Strictly in, the, propaganda line, the Russians would appear to have won. Enjoyment, however, is another matter. The Russians have been extremely thorough and extremely unimaginative; the Americans have shown plenty of imagination; but have Diissed much. Foremost among the absentees is industry. A short description of atomic power and a display of the industrial park at Stanford com- prise almost the entire extent of American efforts in this line. No machinery of any sort rears its head, It is possible to argue that ev- eryone knows the value and ex- tent of American machinery and technical skills; perhaps, on a limited budget, the United States had to sacrifice something. If so, it probably chose well, but the ab- By John Wieleer 'E sence of industry, coupled with the heavy accent on consumer goods, makes America look "soft" by comparison with Russia. Consumer goods dominate the pavilion, perhaps excessively. The United States has played fair; Although. the, Cold War Is There' a Tourist Can- Avoid It I not ne3 " stc see pri itor DIAMONDS HALL] TO THE STUDEP UNIVERSITY OF 100 Years: 18. We welcome the 01 invite the New Stude located just North of 717 N. 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