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Would You run to Columbus,

Ohio?

By F FED LaBOUR

Every night this week "those
irit" h c h n vl"i"rn n v

Strange thoughts lurk in the IUU~UV ~i U~1i 1~1.
idiots" nave been running around
minds of some men, men touched in the dark whipping their bodies
by the magic scepter of immor- into shape and getting some sense
tality. w of how they will pace themselves.
SThey plan to run each mile in
These men creep in our midst tenminutes or so,nbut they report
disguised by a veil of mediocrity that if they fall behind schedule,
until the time and set of circum- half-mile sprints will be in order.
stances are correct. It is then,
often at the most unexpected of"Those idiots" plan to take
times, that their brilliance comes three cars with them to ferry the
to light.
Hank Lerret, a fellow who calls Rally
the fourth floor of Douglas House
out in the Bursley situation his There will be a pep rally at
home, is one of these men. And . 7:30 tonight on the Diag. The
last MVionday morning, sometime pre-victory rally will feature
around 3:00 a.m., Hank's latent$ DocLosh, the Pep Band, and
brilliance appeared. members of the fabled Michi-
He decided to run to Columbus, gan football team.
Ohio.
Not only that, he decided that fellows who are resting between
all of his friends should run there their mile long jaunts.
with him. And so they shall. They attempted to persuade
For at eight o'clock tomorrow General Motors to provide auto-
morning Michigan football cap- mobiles but the huge military/
twi Ron Johnson will hand a pig- industrial / union establishment
skin to Hank Lerret at the center Daily-Peter Dreyfuss pleaded legal difficulties and re-
of the Diag, Lerret will sprint for RON JOHNSON tosses an orange in lieu of a football to Greg fused.
the Engineering Arch, and one of Jendrusina out on the Diag yesterday as the Douglas House As of last night, "those idiots"
the most monumental tasks man- Runners warm up for tomorrow's epic trek. The group of 15 speed- were negotiating with Ford and
kind has ever attempted will be sters hopes to reach Ohio Stadium, 183miles away, by the start Chrysler. One of the fellows'
Lnerretand 1 of histchortsy'sgm. father is alledgedly an "executive"
Lretand4hfhirsshoshodmretsat Chrysler and apparently they
from the fourth floor at Douglas The group, composed of sopho- ndent of the University. received ae hand motmof t hope
aftenoo, jut 3 miutesbefre "hav") han coleg prak. ecto Do Wer wa cota e angoftisg mst ofry eiropmey
will run to Ohio Stadium in Co- mores and freshmen, have spared his blessings, and procured a pro- on him. Avis and Hertz both re-
lumbus in mile long shifts. neither time nor expense in plan- in tathmbys formd pr fused Hopk e trs in
The runnhersal ot"irefer-rnaaBmpElI tiskets.hategrastinghfomerlabfsdut the nnw r usteion-
The runners, to begn rereto hning their remarkable foray to I
henceforth as "those idiots" since the capital of the Buckeye state.h mediator would try to get them their drivers' seats.
most people have reacted to their ,Their careful use of maps, com- into the stadium. The relay is scheduled to reach
venture with that statement, hopeIputations and conditioning are Fleming called the president of the far side of Toledo at 5:00 p.m.,
to reach the horseshoe-shaped! more reminiscent of an attack on Ohio State who proved sorry, but. Findlay at 11: 00 p.m., Kenton at
football palace at 1:00 Saturday the beachheads of Burma (bornt not helpful. Michigan ticket di-} 3:00 a.m., and Columbus at noon.
afternoon, just 30 minutes before "Shave") than a college prank, rector Don Weir was contacted All of this is very nice, you may
the epic Michigan-Ohio State and neither he nor his counter- say, and you're all happy to learn
gridiron battle. They first cleared it with Wol- pth rumus ould rov of Han Lret's ty mi.
'verine head coach Bump Elliott;pt iets. ol roieo Hn ere' iht id
There the final ",idiot", will pre- wh eotdycniee tick s Late last night, all that but the unanswered question re-
sent the ball to Michigan athletic was known definitely was that mains smoldering in the air. It
director Don Canham either on "fantastic" idea. Then they con- " those idiots" were still trying to is the question that plagued Al-
the 50 yard line or at the stadium tacted Johnson and he too waxed get permission to get inside. even exander, Genghis Khan, and Co-
gates, depending on whether oretuis.i nyt adoftebl n chise. Namely, "WHY!"
not Ohio State officials will per- They telephoned Robben Flem- leave. "We hope to generate a lot of
mit thoe idots enranc. ig, nownlocllyas te pesi The runners will stay off of ex- ;school spirit." says the group. "It

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UM-OSU victor to receive
automatic Rose Bowl bid

pressways and stick mostly to sounds like a great thing to do.
"county roads and side routes," Let this be said then, on the eve
during the treck according to a of the First Annual Ann Arbor to
spokesman. The group engaged Columbus All Our Revolving Run.
the compass-minded experts at that these 'men have the hearts
STriple A to map out the route and of lions.
have also been promised help by "We might be a little crazy,"
both the Michigan and Ohio state said one yesterday, "bue we think'
police. it's going to work."

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The Big Ten athletic directors
have voted that the winner of the
Michigan-Ohio S t a t e football
game Saturday get an automatic
invitation to play in the Rose
Bowl, Commissioner Bill Reed said
yesterday.
The athletic directors are gen-
erally requested to vote for "the
most representative team," but
have decided this year to make
Saturday's winner the automatic
choice.
Should there be a tie, Reed said,
then there will be another vote
to select the bowl team. "I will
take it (the vote) over the tele-

phone as fast as possible on Satur-
day night," Reed added.
Normally, when Big Ten teams
tie for the right to go to the Rose
Bowl, the team which has gone
last is eliminated. In this event,
it is expected that Ohio State
would win the vote, since Michi-
gan represented the conference
in 1964 when they defeated Ore-
gon State, 34-7, in the Rose Bowl.
Ohio State captured the Big Ten
crown in 1961, but their faculty
voted against the journey. Be-
cause of this, the Buckeyes hav-
en't played in the Rose Bowl since
1957.

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