THE MICHIGAN DAILY 0 apoplexy doug heller 'l Crummy game i of the week Everybody ought to have a home town newspaper. Not a big metropolitan paper that covers everything in general, but a paper that bases itself on the local want ads and "Mrs. Smith went to the store yesterday and bought a dozen eggs. This is her all-time record." The Rockland County Journal-News is such a paper. A few of thei regular columnists are noted radicals - Barry Goldwater, William Buckley and John Chamberlain, for example. And every once ina while you read about "When Roger Brown was a 250-lb. fullback for Nyack High- . .." At least, the Rockland County Journal-News WAS such a paper. They still carry Goldwater, Buckley and Chamberlain, all right, and you still findl out quickly that Roger Brown played football for Nyack. But somewhere along the line, as the population of the area increased, a little spark has been added. This year the Journal-News unveiled "The Bottom Ten," a cap-, sule roundup of the nation's exceptional teams, exceptional in their direct/opposition to those usually appearing in the ratings of the As- sociated Press. The column itself begins in the following manner: "The nice thing about being the lowest scoring team in thef nation is that you don't have to do anything to maintain your lead. "And that's what Wisconsin did against Iowa Saturday - noth- ing - absorbing a shutout for the third straight week, 0-41, and holding its lead at the top of the Bottom Ten football teams. The Badgers have ,scored 24 points, or 4.8 per game, in losing five straight. Their opponents are averaging 35.2 per game." Second ranked New Mexico, meanwhile, ran into San Jose State, a small college team. San Jose had been allowing 45 points a game but blasted the Lobos, 24-55. Traditional anti-powers Columbia, Brown and Pittsburgh domi- nate the rankings, but there is still room for schools - like Illinois. The Illini have been simply remarkable this season as their 194 points allowed turn into a mere 39.2 a contest. They also turn into five solid defeats. From these ratings (based on objective arbitrary decisions) one can easily see that Northwestern, with its murderous schedule, is the best team in the country that has neither a win or a tie. Also revealed is the fact that fifteenth ranked Wake Forest is the best team that has not won but has tied. Overall, the Big Ten takes sectional honors with three teams In the Bottom Ten while thejIvy League has two and no other conference has more than one. Nice going, fellas. The astounding Atlantic Coast Conference has nobody in the Bottom Ten, but is represented by Wake Forest and Clemson in the ;Bottom Twenty. Of course, North Carolina dropped right out of the ratings with its shocking upset of Florida last Saturday, but Duke, South Carolina, and Maryland are all waiting in the wings should somebody else falter, and win. THE BOTTOM TEN Scandal By The Associated Press Kaye Hall and Charles Hickcox won their second gold medals, Sharon Wichman became the, first U.S. breaststroke champion, and Mike Burton won the 400-meter freestyle, giving the U.S. corps a gold medal sweep of all four swim- ming finals yesterday. At the same time, a scandal in- volving alleged payoffs to athletes swirled around the Olympic Vil- lage. Don Ferris, world renowned au- thority on track and field, said yesterday that virtually every country in the Olympics is in- volved in the equipment scandal, with payoffs ranging from $500 to $6,000. "The matter is being investi- gated thoroughly," added the 79- year-old secretary emeritus of the U.S. Amateur Athletic Union and newly-elected member of the pow- erful council of the International A m a t e u r Athletic Federation (IAAF). IAAF INVESTIGATING The IAAF is the ruling body of track and field sports. It certifies all track competitors in the Olym- pic Games. Everett Barnes, acting executive director of the U.S. Olympic Com- mittee, said his executive board was still investigating reports that athletes who competed in the Olympic Games received money for wearing equipment from certain manufacturers. "We hope to clean this up before the end of the Games," Barnes said. He, said the committee's in- vestigation has failed to turn up any confirmation of reports that American athletes were paid for wearing certain brands of athletic equipment. NO EVIDENCE "At this time," Barnes said, "we have nothing to substantiate the rumors with respect to athletes subject to our jurisdiction." If a medal-winning athlete should be found, to' have taken money, his name could be erased from the record books and his medals lifted, Barnes said. This happened in the case of America's famed Indianf Jim Thorpe, who won the decathlon in the 1912 Games at Antwerp. His medal was taken away because * he was reported to have played plagu s Olympians her second straight 200. When she climbed out of the pool, she burst * into tears. d a..vMike Burton's victory was espe- cially pleasing to the U.S. squad since the Carmichael, Calif., res- dent was ill earlier in the week. In fact he was unable to eat solid foods for two days. NIGHT EDITOR: SETS NEW RECORD But he won the 400-meter free- ROBIN WRIGHT style in Olympic record time of 4:09, defeating world record holder Ralph Hutton of Canada by three final strokes and won in 4:48.4, meters. France's Alain Mosconi well off his world record of 4:39. was third. Hall finished second and Mi- In setting a world record in the CHARLES HICKOX semi-professional baseball prior to his participation. The medal went to the runner-up, Huge Wieslander' of Sweden. The International 0 1 y m p i c Committee, which under the mili- tant Avery Brundage has been a guardian of amateurism in the Games, is said also to be concerned about the investigation. "The matter must first be brought to our attention by one of the national committees or one of the federations," Brundage said. ATHLETE TIPS OFF Ferris said he understood that the matter was first brought to light when an athlete told his of- ficials of a payoff by a company and turned the money back. "The investigation c e n t e r s around those athletes who did not see fit to notify their superiors of the payments," Ferris said.. In the Olympic events them- selves, Hickcox, an Indiana Uni- versity senior from Phoenix, Ariz., won the 400-meter medley, adding to his title in the 200-meter med- ley and his second-place finish in the 100-meter backstroke. He staged a close battle with Gary Hall of Garden Grove, Calif., in the 400 medley, but the pre- law student spurted ahead in the chael Holthause of West Germany was third.E WICHMAN UPSETS Miss Wichman, a high school junior in Fort Wayne, Ind., pulled one of the biggest upsets in the swimming competition by flashing through the 200-meter breaststroke in Olympic record time of 2:44.4. Defending champion, Galina Pro-. zumenshikova of Russian was sec- ond and Djurdjica Bjedov of Yugoslavia was third.' The top three in the women's 200 breststroke were also the top trio in the 100-meter. But in that race Djurdjica Bjedov was first, Miss Prozumenshikova second and Miss Wichman third. Miss Prozumenshikova was no- ticeably upset at her failure to win 100-meter backsetroke, Miss Hall clipped two-tenths of a second off the mark held by Karen Muir of South Africa, who isn't competing in these Games because her coun- try's racial policies kept itrout. Canada's Elaine Tanner led Kaye as they neared the finish, but the American pulled ahead in the closing strokes. Defending champion Russia overcame a thrilling individual performance by Vera Caslavska of Czechoslovakij Wednesday night and won the women's team gym- nastics gold medal. Czechoslovakia was second and East Germany third. Miss Caslavska won, for the sec- ond time, the Olympic all-around title. I ; y~1" ... 1,; { J~1.1. .1.i..1h .P",....1h.."... ::. ."*.'............:.*'.d"': Bllboard -Associated Press ATTEMPTING TO SET UP SCORE in the Olympic basketball semi-finals Tuesday night, a Brazilian player passes from under- neath the basket past Charles Scott (9) and Spencer Haywood of the United States. The Americans won anyway, 75-63, and will play Yugoslavia fors the gold medal tomorrow. Jo Jo White was high scorer with 16 points in the game which marks the United States 74th win without a loss in'the Olympics. The Yugoslavians pulled a 63-62 upset of the heavily favored Soviet Union team to reach the finals. Vladimir Kvetkevic converted two free throws with eight seconds left to clinch the viciory. The Americans, originally not favored to win their seventh straight gold medal, has previously defeated Yugoslavia 72-58. ATTENIO :BOWLERS Forming League for Thursday Nights y Sign up teams or individuals at Michigan Union Bowling Lanes A.B.C. SANCTION ED see George IM Co-Recreation activities cancelled for Friday, Oct. 25th due to Homecoming Dance. Ac- tivities will resume on Friday, November 1st. * * * * IM Basketball Officials need- ed. No experience necessary. Pay is $2.50 per game. Organiza- tional Meeting in IM Building on Wednesday, Oct. 30th at 7:00' p.m. There will be an organization- al meeting for all those inte- rested in becoming IM basket- ball official on Wednesday, Oc- tober 30th at 7:00 p.m. in the IM Building. No experience -'is necessary; pay is $2.50 a game. * * * IM Co-recreation activities will be cancelled tomorrow night due to the Homecoming Dance. Activities will resume on Friday, Noyember 1. Bottom 10 1. Wisconsin (0-5) 2. New Mexico (0-5) 3. Columbia (0-4) 4. Wichita St. (0-5) 5. Illinois (0-5) . 6. Brown (1-3) 7. Pittsburg (1-4) 8. Baylor (0-4) 9. Mississippi St. (0-4-1) 10. Northwestern (0-5) Last Loss Iowa, 0-41 San Jose St., 24-55 Yale, 7-29 Cincinnati, 27-40 Notre Dame, 8-58 Dartmouth, 0-48 Navy, 16-17 Arkansas, 19-35 Texas Tech, 28-28 Ohio St., 21-45 Next Disaster Northwestern Wyoming Rutgers Louisville Oiio State Colgate Air Force Texas A & M Tampa Wisconsin The next worse: 11. Rice (0-3-1); 12. Tulane (1-4); 13. ECU (1-4) ; 14. Navy (1-4) ; 15. Wake Forest (0-4-1); 16. Texas-El Paso (1-3-1); 17. Washington State (1-3-1); 18. Tulsa (1-3); 19. Clemson (1-3-1); 20. Colorado State (2-4). Slaughter of the week:, Ohio State at Illinois. 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