THE MICHIGAN DAILY Tuesday, October 22, 1968 Page Six Badgers lead race to cellar By FRED LaBOUR ways been famous for its produc- This morning we are going to tion of cheese, and we'll have to talk about how all of the Big Ten hope that they can hang their football teams did last Saturday hats on that one to keep their afternoon, and, just for an en- chins up while the team grinds gaging switch, we're going to start into the last half of the season, off with Wisconsin. In other Big Ten action, Mich- You see, nobody ever starts igan beat Indiana 27-22 to win its off with Wisconsin anymore. And fourth straight and cause at least even when they do, they never one fan to vow not to shave until say "Wisconsin," they always say the Wolverines lose. "or January "hapless Wisconsin."second, Jack. Wisconsin hasn't won any games Meanwhile, over in Columbus, in a long time they haven't evenOhio a town reputed to be the come close in a long time. Wiscon ugliest city above the 15th parallel, sin plainly stinks, the lucky Buckeyes were smashing Last Saturday was no different Northwestern 45-21. for hapless Wisconsin (see?) as It was the eight win in a.row Iowa creamed them in Iowa City, for the lucky Ohio State team, but 41-0. Iowa had lost its last three the fearless Wildcats gave them a games but managed to roll up 508 veritable run fot the money. yards against wonderful Wiscon- (Northwestern hasn't won any sin. games this season either, but they In fact, the only thing left to at least seem to try, so nobody happen before even the Madison calls them hapless.) hippie creeps think their team's The Wildcats only trailed by a permanent loser is for the bead seven points after three quarters coach to resign, call a press con- of spine-tingling action but the ference, and tell the nation and lucky Buckeyes lugged (or threw, the Big Ten that they won't have depending on which series you Wisconsin to kick around any want to .talk about) the pigskin more." across the goal line three times in The state of Wisconsin has al- the fourth stanza to insure an s .-- i Paev nin r r r r i. 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