0 THE MICHIGAN DAILY THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 0, 19(i THE MICHIGAN DAILY TIITJRSDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1967 CLARK NORTON Whatever happened to demented quaddies. Has even this last bastion of dementia disappeared from the campus comminity. Is the quad no longer a testing ground for the Institute of Social Research. Will housemothers have died in vain. I recently held a contest through this column which offered a prize to the reader who could find the most mistakes in an imaginary basketball game, a ploy designed to elicit "Letters to the Editor." After plowing through a veritable trickle of answers, a winner has finally emerged from the rubble. But it would have been embarrass- ing if I'd offered a prize to the top three contestants. Michigan has crowned as many homecoming queens as my contest had entries. But that was almost to be expected. I couldn't get over two letters if I was Santa Claus. The surprising thing is that not one quaddie blew his mind trying to win the two free pizzas from Cottage Inn, two Michigan Theatre tickets, and a giant bottle of vitamin pills. Maybe I should have offered an all-expenses paid week in Auditorium D. The winning entry was submitted by Ronald Gerard, a law stu- dent, who located 22 mistakes. Gerard should make a good lawyer, because there were only 19 in all. Actually Gerard correctly spotted 15 errors, managing to invent a few of his own, but finished well ahead of his nearest (and only) competition. For those red-eyed quaddies who may still be locked in the library attempting to find the mistakes, here they are: 1. "Stretch" Murphy's first name was Charles, not William. 2. Murphy's college coach was "Piggy," not "Porkie" Lam- bert. 3. Johnny Wooden is the present coach of UCLA, not USC 4. Duke Slater was an All-American football player, not basketball.j 5. Slater was famed for not wearing a helmet, rather than socks. 6. Cazzie Russell was not nicknamed "Old 98" (Tom Har- mon was). 7. Jerry Lucas' hometown was Middletown, not Middleton, Ohio. 8. Terry Dischinger's name is not spelled "Dishinger." 9. Walt Bellamy plays for the New York Knicks, not the Baltimore Bullets. 10. Bellamy is 6'11", not 7 feet. 11. Dunking the ball is against the rules and would not count two points. 12. The "crease'' is an area in ice hockey, not basketball. 13. Branch McCracken's first name is "Branch," his nick- name "Doc," rather than vice-versa. 14. The institution is "Indiana University" rather than the "University of Indiana." 15-16. Andy Phillip's name is not spelled "Philip." 17. The great Illinois team was the "Whiz Kids" rather than the "Quiz Kids." 18. Jimmy Rayl went to Kokomo High, rather than Muncie Central. 19. The length of a basketball game is 40 minutes, not 45. Hear Charles Bolduc, member of the national executive committee of Young Socialist Alliance speaking on: "CHE GUEVARA and the LATIN AMERICAN REVOLUTION" TODAY-Thurs., Nov. 30-2 P.M. Rm. 3A, Union r1 Pa Wings Rip R~ Bing Sparks By The Associated Press NEW YORK-Ted Hampson's tie-breaking goal late in the sec- ond period and a third period tally by Paul Henderson carried the De- troit Red Wings to a 3-1 National Hockey League victory over the New York Rangers last night. Hampson broke a 1-1 tie with just over two minutes remaining in the second period, taking a pass from Bert Marshall, using Ranger defenseman Arnie Brown for a screen and drilling a 40-foot angled shot past goalie Gilles Vil- lemure from the left side. The third period was less than 1 1/ minutes old when Henderson shot up the middle, passed to Bruce MacGregor and took a re- turn pass before drilling the wrap- up goal from 30 feet out. The Rangers spotted the Wings a power play goal early in the sec- ond period, then tied it on Bob Nevin's tally at 16:08. Nevin fed linemate Don Marshall along the left boards, took Marshall's return pass and beat Detroit goalie Roy Edwards with a 40-foot drive. Detroit3, New York esus Toronto 2, Montreal I Boston 5, Minnesota I Ciao3, Philadelphia I Pittsburgh 6, Oakland i St. Louis 3, Los Angeles 2 Today's (Gaines Minnesota at Montreal Toronto at Detroit Oakland at Philadelphia DETROIT-Dave Bing dropped in 13 points and Eddie Miles 10 in the final period as the Detroit Pistons fought off the Los Angeles Lakers 126-123 in a National Bas- ketball Association game last night. The Pistons, leading 92-84 after three quarters, ran into serious foul trouble in the final quarter as the Laker stormed back to tie at 110 and then pull within a point of another tie with 1:26 remaining. Elgin Baylor paced the hot- shooting Lakers, who in one SPORTS NIGHT EDITOR: PHIL BROWN ngers, 3-1; Piston Win stretch in the final quarter made 10 out of 12 shots, into the 110 tie with 5:16 to go. A DeBusschere free throw put Detroit ahead, and the Pistons never lost the lead the rest of the way. Bing and Miles each had 32 points and DeBusschere tossed in 26. Baylor had 30 with Jerry West adding 23. NBA. Yesterday's Results Detroit 127, Los Angeles 123 New York 119, Cincinnati 99 San Francisco 113, Philadelphia 95 Today's Game St. Louis at San Diego Beginning Sun., Dec. 3, the Mich. Union will stop cashing checks drawn, on local area banks. Checks will again be accepted beginning Jan. 2 when presented with a winter term certified I D. card ----------- FREE PICKUP & DELIVERY Rides from Fishbowl to City Hall-and back! to Register to Vote in Ann Arbor DRIVERS LEAVING FISHBOWL 101 GARGOYLE still on sale ! Union and Discount Records (South U.) Au 11:10-a.m. Wednesday 1:10 P.m. 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