I GiE S
THE MICHIGAN DAILY
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 7, 1967
PAGE ~ THE MICHIGAN DAILY
By BILL LEVIS
Television buffs can get their
first look'at the "Bear" this after-
noon when Alabama's Crimson
Tide goes against a fired-up Mis-
sissippi football team on the NCAA
Game of the Week on ABC at 4:30
p.m. EDT. The game will be seen
locally on WXYZ-TV.
The "Bear" is Alabama coach
Paul Bryant and over the last ten
.years, the Tide under his leader-
ship usually has been rated among
the top three teams in the coun-
try. This year, however, Alabama
finds itself in the unfriendly con-
fines of ninth place on the Asso-
ciated Press football poll after
Florida State 37-37 two
ago and scoring an unim-
Announces open petitioning for
Petitions in Musket office,
Michigan Union, 2nd floor
DUE OCTOBER 9
pressive 25-3 victory over Southern
Mississippi last weekend .
The difference this year seems
to be defense. The lithe defense
which allowed the opposition only
44 points last season asd was sup-
posed to lead the Tide to an un -
defeated season this year faltered
against Florida State. It took a
brilliant performance by bad boy
quarterback Ken Stabler, who
seems to prefer the draft to the
classroom, to save Alabama from
its first defeat since 1965.
Against Southern Mississippi,
the defense "beared" down while
Stabler and his favorite target,
Dennis Homan, continued to click.
The two have combined for five
touchdowns this season.
Ole Miss, which, defeated Ken-
tucky last week after losing to
Memphis State in its opener, will
center its attack around the run-
ning of tailback Steve Hidman and
fullback Bobby Wade.
While Alabama has been picked
as a ten point favorite against
the Rebels, the perfectionist Bry-
ant has been dissatisfied with his
team's performance this year. "We
ham in 1965. Alabama pulled out
that game with a 89-yard scoring
march with 1:13 remaining to
In other top action, top-ranked
Southern California hosts Stan-
ford in a night game while sur-
prising Houston, number two in
the AP poll, tackles unbeaten
North Carolina State.
Bruins vs. Lions
Third-ranked UCLA, preparing
for a November 18 showdown with
crosstown rival USC, travels to'
University Park, Pa., to take on
Penn State, which lost a one-point
decision to Navy two weeks ago.
Finally, fourth rated Purdue,
fresh from a 28-21 killing of Notre
Dame, opened its Big Ten season
against an upstart Northwestern
team which had the audacity to
beat Miami of Florida, a strong
pre-season favorite for the Na-
tional Championship, 12-7.
Southern Cal, which has to face
the Fightin' Irish in South Bend
next weekend, is a three touch-
down favorite to. vanquish Stan-
ford for its fourth straight victory.
Led by the running of All-Amer-
ican halfback candidate 0. J.
Simpson, the Trojans upended
Michigan State 21-17 in East Lan-
sing lash Saturday.
touchdown favorite over North
Carolina State. The Cougars, who
have averaged 40 points per game
in walloping Florida State, Mich-
igan State and Wake Forest, have
an attack spearheaded by running
back Warren McVhea, who person-
ally destroyed the Spartans two
UCLA, winners of six straight
PrH mC* e erow' rn r~ivis, n ti.es
games over Eastern rivals, collides
Simpson gained 190 yards in 31 with a Nittany Lion squad today
carries, ran for two touchdowns which has upset highly rated
and threw a seven-yard scoring Mimi of Florida 17-7. Led by ta-
pass to flankerback Jim Lawrence lented quarterback Gary Beban,
against the Spartans. Quarterback whose 26 yard run with little over
Steve Sogge also amazed the sell- a minute to go defeated Tennes-
out crowd by completing 14 of 16 see 20-16 three weeks ago, the
aerials good for 182 yards. Bruins should have little trouble
Stanford, 2-1 on the year, is led disposing of Penn State.
by running back Nate Kirtman, In other games featuring top
who ran for one score against rated teams, Notre Dame hosts
San Jose State last weekend, and Iowa while Nebraska takes on low-
quarterback Mark Marquess. ly Kansas. Colorado meets Iowa
Houston, the nation's total of- State and surprising Texas Tech,
fense leaders with a 488.7 yards per conguerors of Texas, opposes Mis-
game average, is rated a three sissippi State tonight.
Ken (Snake) Stabler
haven't been quick, aggressive or rannical coach said.
reckless on offense or defense. We The Tide pasted the Rebels with
must improve 200 per cent on what a 17-7 defeat last year but Ole
we have done even to have a Miss is not about to forget the
chance of winning today," the ty- 17-16 squeaker it lost at Birming-
THIRD GAME: t
Series Matches Briles, Bell
r I I
Stand for no nonsense
in Bass Weejuns!
Put your foot down .. ask for Bass Weejuns
moccasins at your nearby college store or
shoe shop. Only Bass makes Weejuns.
G. H. Bass & Co., Main St.,
Wilton, Maine 04294.
"You can pull all the stops out,
'Til they call the caps out;
Grind your behind,
'Til you're banned ..."
Sunday, October 8-8:00 P.M.
3rd floor, League
ST. LOUIS ('a) - Luman Harris
was named manager of the At-
lanta Braves baseball team yes-
terday, succeeding the fired Billy
The announcement was made
at a news conference called by
Paul Richards, vice president of
the Braves for whom Harris had
played, coached and managed for
Hitchcock was fired without
advance notice Sept. 29 with the
Atlanta team mired in seventh
place in the National League
Harris, 52, who pitched for'
seven years with the former
Philadelphia Athletics and Wash-
ington Senators, this year man-
aged the Braves, Richmond club
to the International League pen-
ST. LOUIS (P) - The favored
St. Louis Cardinals will match,
young Nelson Briles, a bullpen
graduate with nine straight wins,
against Boston's Gary Bell, a vet-
eran of 10 big league seasons,
this afternoon in the third game
of a World Series that is all even
after the first two.
A soft rain dripped down on
both the Cardinals and the Red
Sox yesterday as they limbered
up at Busch Stadium on the off
day in the schedule. The weather-
man forecasts, a possibility of
showers for the weekend games.
However, it would take real heavy
weather before any games would
be called off, especially on a big
Red Schoendienst, manager of
the Cardinals, plans no changes
in his line-up that banged gout
10 hits in the opener but was held
to one lone double by Jim Lon-
borg's pitching in the second
game. Red, hopes a return to
familiar surrounding in the 49,-
450-capacity park will act as a
tonic for the Cards' .177 team
Orlando Cepeda's failure to hit:
safely in the first two games has
been an anchor, around the neck
of the Cards' attack. The Baby
Bull from Puerto Rico,4who bat-
ted .325 and -led the National
League with 111 runs batted in
hasn't a hit in seven at bats.
This slump has recalled mem-
ories of his .158 hitting for the
San Francisco Giants in the 1962
series. Tim McCarver also is hit-
less in six at bats and Curt Flood
and Roger Maris each has only
one hit. Lou Brock's four hits
in the opener snd .500 average
make him far- and away the
Boston thinks its sluggers woke,
up Thursday with those two
booming homers by Carl Yas-
trzemski, the slugger who carried
the Sox on his shoulders all sea-
son. George Scott at .429, Yaz
at .375 and Dalton Jones at .333
are the big men in Boston's line-
up, which averages .234.
Manager Dick Williams plans
to continue with the same batting
order that won Thursday."That
means Joe Tartabull again will
be in right field in place of Ken
Harrelson and Elston Howard will
catch for Russ Gibson.
Williams has his pitching all
set up through Monday, having
proclaimed that Lonborg will
wrap it up Monday. Jose Santi-
ago, opening loser, Will work
The Cards are expected to fol-
low Briles with Bob Gibson in
tomorrow's game in order to get
a maximum of three starts with
three, days rest each time for
Gibson if the Series goes seven
Like his rival today, Briles is
a right-hander who throws hard.
WASTEBASKET THROWN AWAY:
Libels Crush Foe: Libels 6, Foe 12
Genuine Author' s Party
for W. D. SNODGRASS, Poet
Christian Morgenstern, Lyric Metaphysician
and Paul Klee, Artist and Illustrator
who have collaborated for many years
on the world of delight, dread, and inexplicable reality
known as the
featuring a competition in nocturnes
insane and brilliant inventions
realms of the unconscious
tragic romance and nonsense poetry
By FRED LaBOUR
Trying to capture the atmos-
phere of yesterday's Daily Libel-
UAC Mugger football game would
be more difficult than writing a
book entitled "Sex and the Sin-
gle Wing or Why It Takes Them
So Long to Unpile."
The only thing anybody was
sure of as The Daily went to press
this morning was that the final
score was 12 to 6.,.
Every one of the 75 enthusias-
tic fans who attended the game
will agree on is how UAC was
hopelessly outclassed by a determ-
ined Daily seven. ,
The Libels, who looked a little
ragged in style of dress when
compared to the groovy, cute UAC
uniforms, showed again and again
that they were anything but rag-
ged when it comes to spirit, the
stuff victories are made of.
Can anyohe who was there ever
forget the crushing assaults led
by Ron (Shuffler) Landsman?
The bullet-like passes of Shoo-
Shoo Shister? The general all-
around, heroics of John Lottier?
And what about the inspiring
sight of Meredith Eiker, long rel-
egated to atseat on the bench,
coming on at a crucial moment
and performing like a seasoned
pro as yard-marker?
The Daily scored the second
touchdown of the game on a pic-
ture-play pass from Shoo-Shoo to
Diamond Bill Levis. Levis gath-
ered in the ball on the Mugger's
two yard line and fell into the
end zone on his head. The two
point conversion attempt failed.
as UAC, using voodoo to offset
their inadequacies on the playing,
field, turned the ball into a can
of chicken soup.
The Muggers' strong point was
their offensive line. It didn't mat-
ter if they had the ball or not,'
they were still offensive.
It was a roughly fought con-
test as UAC resorted. repeatedly
to less than legal maneuvers.
"See that guy over there?" said
Libel Steve Wildstrom during the
game. "He's a shmuck. He hit
me in the face with his elbow."
-The tension that enveloped
Wines Field on that cold October'
afternoon would have to be ex-.
perienced to be believed. As Libel
general manager Grayle Howlett
put it, "I haven't been so excit-
ed since McDonald's sold a bil-
It must have been the tension
that caused the Muggers to per-
form so miserably. Their most
exciting play of the affair came
when a Mugger lost one of his
contact lenses and the team spent
15 minutes crawling around on the
The Muggers demonstrated'
their supreme lack of true-blue
All-American football good guy
spirit as they broke out a con-
tainer of alcoholic beverages dur-
ing halftime. The Libel squad was
und'erstandably shocked and dis-r
mayed at this flagrant display of
middle class decadence but they
tactfully held their peace and
waited to uphold the forces of
righteousness on the gridiron.
And uphold they did. Time and
again the explosive Daily offense
marched up and down the field,
almost at will, against the inept
Mugger defense. The Libels were
urged on by cheers from their
numerous supporters on the side-
lines. "UAC goes to Hatcher teas,"
they screamed. "UAC supports
And then, with darkness sym-
bolically descending onto the field,
the Libels moved to within inch-
'es of the winning touchdown on
a long pass to Bill Krauss and
Dick Metzger, the Daily super-tal-
On the very next play, with
time running out, Shoo-Shoo roll-
ed to his right, looked at the on-
coming defensive hoard, sidestep-
ped cleverly, looked at Coach Ed
Herstein for directions, fell down,
stood up, raced to his left, asked
:a fan what time it was, mutter-
ed something about an impending
date, and fired a three yard pass
to Phil (Blue) Brown.
Brown dropped the ball as time
Short Nort MVP
Clark Norton was voted line-
man of the game by a poll of
sports editors in the pressbox.
"Norton's the best I've ever seen,"
said one. "He has to be the most
unusual defensive lineman in the
history of the game."
'Offensive back of the contest
was Shoo-Shoo, a man with su-
preme confidence in his own abil-
ity. "Maybe I should have called
more runs," he stated after the
game. "But shoot. It gets pretty
confusing out there. How are
you supposed to know what to
The Daily Libels were, in short,
fleet of foot, agile of mind, solid
of body and moral of claracter.
I And besides, as Dazzling Dan
Okrent said just before the epic
battle commenced, "We've got
God on our side."
Newly translated by W. D. Snodgrass
winner of the Pulitzer Prize in Poetry
who will hold forth at the Centicore on Sunday
with an informal verse reading and autographing party
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 8th, Three to Six P.M.
1229 South University, in University Towers
417 East Liberty
The U of M
Men's Glee Club,
Solids! Checks! Plaids! They are Jaymar's way of giving you that
unmistakable look of traditional fashion. Because each group of
Jaymar Slacks is color-cued to coordinate with your favorite
blazer, shirt or sweater. What's more, with every Jaymar Slack you
get features like Ban-RolO, to keep your waistband from curling.
So tomorrow, instead of looking at one pair of brown slacks to
match your blazer, look at a pair of brown plaids and a brown
check, as well. Try two ... you'll be glad to buy two! And you'll
look twice as good, to boot! Slim into a pair of pairs today!
A 11 V.--1 &A ~