PAGE TWO THE ST1MMF.R MW ,IfAN nfA1taV 'TW'ThgAV TTLYv11; 199 _________________________________ aa a a .., ~a. , v s-. a a~a,-~a -mj~rv.± .t.rt*t, . A A1'... U I.J.JJH L U .. L J.LAJ,.LUG"l D t 04~r $bummerI OFFICIAL NEWSPAPER OF THS UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN SUMMER SESSION Published every morning exceptt Monday( during the University Summer Session by the Board in Control of Student Publica- tions. The Associated Press is exclusively en- titled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other wiser credited in this paper and the local news pub- federal appropriations, large to not wars but also a peace time dis cour age >o to make catastrophe sufficiently m ean-made{ less inviting such as leas~ plunged into sorrow and ruin large p)opulations and areas in New Jersey. "Let the President slacken his fool- economy long enough to realize that a pound foolish and penny wise fiscal policy should not be carried to such extremes as to endanger the lives of _ __ _ lished herein. a score or mo11101rUcommunlliUJties." And it appears as if the gentleman E;ntered at the Annl ,\rhor, 3Mciuani,ft Nw. igthrgt, t postoffice as second class matter. I rmNwJersey mgtb ih.I Subscription by carrier, $1.50; by mail,1 is not wise to curtail expenses to a $2.00. ~hrflIonbtoramnsrtr Offices: Press Building, M\aynardStethamuponbturdinsaos Ann Arbor, Michigan, sliouili spend more wisely. Communications, if signed as evinence of j- good faith, will be pulished in The Summer ' 'oiuRGLTO Daily at the discretion of the Editor. 3Jn-FOLS RWIT N signed communications will receive no con- sideration. The signature may be omlited in Because01a alleged connectioli publication if desired by the writer. The ;lbetweeni inferior scholarship and stu- Summer Daily does not necessarily endorse the sentiments expressed in the commnunica- dent-ownership of cars, the Adminis- trative Council of the University of ED)ITORIAL ST1AFF Illinois, has decided that Champaign TelepGINED492R is no longer to hie graced with the MANNING HOUSEWORTH presence of the "collegiate chariot." Messrs. Rolls et al., When he~at waves lap, and even mur- dier falls to the level of mere reflex- action, a newspaper prodigy will feel the urge to create an uplift campaign. I sense you feel that way. As your constant reader (anid in-4 cidentally as the press-agent of the Amalgamated Tight-Weavers of Lake, Winnepasocki) I respectibly suggest that you columnize a camp~aign, AGAINST THE ABOLI'TION OFI T IGHFTS. Do you realize the misery this abo- lition entails among the simple tight- weavers of Winnespasocki? Once the pastoral vale sang with the music of the tight-looms. Happy families in bramble-proof tights roamed the countryside for the wild wortleberries in whose juice nature had hidden the popular' flesh-tint dyes. Now the val-!j ley has become a Slough of Despond, ghastly with the wails of suffering tight-weavers. Even thle wild wortle- bierries are dying. Why is this? SSimply because, while in 1775 not aI "musical comedy was produced in this cotuntry whose chorus was not mod- est ly hidden by tights, in 1926, accord- ing to the last U.. S. census, of the 50,- 847 revues produced all had ehoruses'. brazenly exposed with bare legs, ex- cept for a few scenes in one show that 1, ran two nights in Hell's Hinges, Ari- zona. STherefore, I enclose a few literary masterpieces written b~y authors of fame.'T'hese 1 trust you will find ofj merit for their refined news-value alone. Yours (I insist) respectibly, G~Special Tables of Books of Interest' to Educators GRAHAM'S At Both Ends of the Diagonal Chairman, Editorial Board..Eugene H.11. Gutekoustj City Editor............... William R. BreyerI Mlusic and Dramna......... William C. Lucas Woman's Editor........... Julia Ruth Brown Night Editors Ivilton A. Simpson Theodore Iornherger Paul J. Kern Frederick 5hillitk. Douglas Doubledayj Assistants Gail Lyons Tliaddcu, \Vasielcwski George T. McKean 'Morris Zwerdling BUSIYESS STAFF Telephone 21214 BUSINESS MANAGER PAUL W. ARNOLD Circulation ..................Kenneth lhav-n Advertising ...... .......... Francis N orqluist Assistants Minnesota, on the other hand, has' (ldeclared the automobile to be an i- (espenisible means of conveyance, as it permits thousands of studients, like business mnh, to save time. The lit- tle half hour pe'riodls so often wasted (an be brought to good use.,lprovid- ed one has a way of getting around qluickly. Most students, sooner or lat er, pass through the era of noveltyl which every car-owner feels at first. In the beginning an auntomobile is a means of attaijning social aspirations, but itsoion ceases to be an agenit rof (ive rsion. ;Studenit s make as goodi use ot' their cars as do faculty men. At university age an individual should be thought capable of (aring for himself1. If a senior is niot to bej trusted with1 a car. lie is hardly fit to1 ente r the business w"orld the ensuing year. !ibop Scientifically selected and prepared foods 11:30-1:30 5:00-7:30 FOUNTAIN SERVICE A PTFRN( ON AND El ENING open every Evening except Monday aind 'i'uesday 600 E. Liberty Phone 9215 ri" I i i i f Let us develop your and print your films 24 hour service All work guaranteed to be satisfactory EASTMAN FILMS CARRIED IN STOCK Swift's Drug Store 340 S. State Street Phone 3534 + Edward Solomon W\illiam F. C eli THUI{SI)AY. JULY 15, 1926i Night Editor---F. H. SH-ILLITO) A W, GiIVE U.S BOT11 A REST Extra' Ext'a ". President Coolidgo taught a fish' Glaring headlines,k front piage storiezs, pictures of the un- forttunate creature. anti every conceiv- able type of nonsense that could be, said in coinnection withI the catchijug of a fish are all piresent, ill abunditanic in the newsp~aper's. Iln a few minuites lie tinhappy little pihl~e is lbhe most photographed lishe in A inericat his length is miEasttred to the n jllelneter and his pulsez is taken it hree d~ines a dlay. Al11 ithis me rely because he ha p- penied toa he caughit by the P residon t or so it is claimedl. 11r. Coolidge d isemb1 arks at a rural, summler' loiiic mlitliiiiediat ely the house is phot1ogrtaphedl. dcs-rjbed. dia- grammed, and chartedl for the bene- fit of every cit izeni of t his fair h.Ind. Full length pi'ii. ictrs fI lie f ardeiiei and halflteingth pictuores of all t li trees ill the yard ale broadcast all over the countryI'.'; eca use I lwe I'rti denlt is slaying there. WVho is this man that we call P'resi- dent ? What is there shoutl limn that should so excite thet whole country whoever he' ienakos a rnioeA ralt li grouchy sort of inidividual. Who can not smile antidIleer trIies anything mnore than al grimace. astuitie, th1ev say, silent, also. alld surely so. hardly :venial, ol' dull. hut still his every move is iiittjctt'd uoen Itie readingi public w, though his existence werel the existence of the whlole> nat ion. Perhaps t he t axpa yer's(of the coup- ry enjoy lienri iig ablou t the way' their money is spent; perhaps they are in- terested in thle act ions of this manf fronm a personal stand point ; perliaps the fish ecaught, is the oinly thIireo un11td Bike in thei{,[nitit Stateis: perhaps it is not ; 'tany iiiY tle.it Seems (muite' E D I T O R I A L , C O M M E N 'iV 1 1 H 1 R H S H R ('i'New York Times) Sweden is a country where thel s wimiming season is short, but it is ailso at(Laud of many rivets and lakes. antd its dirow ning ac.cidents have been mianv The ant liorities, nlat ional and innic ipal1. have undertaken t he task of ha if persuadlin g and halif coinpellin g, ever hodv to learn to swim. I lere- after no Swede can take a scholasticI examination until lie or she' can (1o it.j Non-,;witmers, are to be excluded- fromt hold jntg public offi ce. Man is altmost the only animal tllmk cannot swim withbeut learning. This' i - rttlier lwrd 1o explii, but the( f o't i hatwmin chosote uli'iphrighit posi tnhoftoi'ehis ibody .was iicchatnicall~v, - aapted to the chant;-e trot all-fours lily a'v ii e soll)(Allinjg into doWithiit.: l3( that pas it nmay, the ability to- swimi. tx-bret can he acq~uired in a few, less ois tby anyliotly who real ly tries to lea- flthe newxs i it tisthavt' noti('edt the lat'gt11nu11mber; of Eia'ls anid womteni, as coimpairedl 'ithl hays taetid ielt. that ate drowned at In bat hiiiig iresoi'ts. 'thbis, ii il't, ire-1 ills f-em the' silly inisistenlce, at- bay ea'chcs, that tl,e' feiinlinle bath-i is mlst weat-stits tttolu ;()sin(, te- ra i' aink e sw immftillg difficult. Any- - hinkit)ii the naturle o1 a skirt, evenj hotughi it is very short., is to somie ex- j tent a restriciotn on liovemnit and a' 'wasteri'of1enlergy. The lprofessional woimeni 5wiiniers and the1 i racinig ant- Sat etuir (-''tiwhere arle allo'.vilto dIress as t hey' ple'ase- HIERE. ODE TO TIGHITS Sharp hair-shirt to the Purist clan Rock basis of Broadway, Nepenthe to the business mhan After a wearing day:-- Tights! Never go away!' Irish love those legs of green;; Frenchman black chiffon faini chic; E~ngl ish monocles all preen At fair shapes in white silk sheen; IAnd we know pink is slick. S(ThoiePtirists make us sick.) Tights! Downward never by they loc~us While eyes of nian upon thee focus Oh! dainty as the tender crocus! 'horus laties do not stray P"rom thme paths of yesterday; A\ Iouch of1 color always wear. A\w, nix, chorines, on dancing hare: Foer summor taninedl, Anld son2ic are white,, Anid somie t hex' need a bath; And soma eitc'er rouge the knee just right, And ( sotent c110razeri'1.1t1. Yo a, sisters.- let thy mids be fair'. (Jive not to tights the well -know air; Nor let.thbent sink to dlarkest ladir Of n mei'est winter' uniderwear! F~ranis, 4Lord e'caimer'on A ''A( OIY IN F I Shte wore her tight s for wvinater' under- wear, A re-formed chorus lady', fat andt fair And forty'. Blue were they of azure hute. Antd she all of the night clubs knew Where she could tirek after a gruieling dany Oif selling waists, and hear th-e niusic i I C ' E ;. i E G. DANCE Blue Lantern ISLAND LAKE Nightly except Monday Sunday Matinee, 3W6 Jean Goldkette's Vagabonds 1' " "JJtJ1./y'"JJ,/. ""lti lld. " w1Y./.J././JlllJYll,. "1l./J./,s ~1.++l./~J'./~J. "J../.rS / " lllllJ.~1YJ,/lti obviousIlth it 111 page stor11s5abhoutI"FLAPPEi-:R PSYCHO1LOGY 'plaiy. fishi are not the nmtst imiportant things , The. Nation) lot" she still had tupon her string in th lievorldht, o i at ter w ho catches i lTlii tb 1t sychology- of the' Flap-per Iiii t tel'and egg mten t'rom Ossiinlg. the, ad iiobsur ettiltr Itmeis a good d ealI older thtan her namte 1 is not tile'onilyv so imet' resortinI li t'e;th isjuit bee:n derrnoostx rat ee by thle' Fut on"e. am id a fashiotnable rout, coon tr'ycotrait -ry to th e genl('irn i- .d iscovo 'vy by lie New% York Tlimes that A gain she heard the (o1(1.jazz notes Ipression. .1. I P)-vear-oldti niss is the author of! riing out l1u ring tin' ttoffieiah season Pres'idenit the sticcessftil lit ei'ary hoax, "T'he ITo which she piraicetd when she held tCoorlidge Jis ithe he5a of ,acureat m -.lDiarv01 a 4itonlg Ladly (off Pashitn i eitownit rthe e gts wl bt ion. lh satinsn- nrete~ 17(;4-G)5. AMiss 1Ma gdh I ciing-( i-IIall, elap tx stetgt.Iwl u e uis, anioie011tin111ies isto(ry ; during ;t lie aulthor 0. was snflthentIIlx' ignioranOt spend lie Suimiilci'rlhe is n otttrtte thania ti tiii liof (cr1 a titi ist~ii''iI (1 ttails to w< rVflFeu-xvwords uipon that social blunderi' Attican hikt ig