PAGE TWO THE SUMMER MICFUGAN DAIL T THURSDAY, JULY 1, 1926 THE SUMMER MICHIGAN DAIL~r THURSDAY, JULY 1, 1928 I x1w than this dignified structure which t . governs society. Vt ~t ~ flAnyone, from a group of old stagn- OFFIA NEWSPAPER OF THE atnt old citizens in the city council toI UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN crooks who buy seats in Congress, is SUMMER SESSIONI deemed worthy to contribute to this Punblished ee ry morning except Mondayt during the Vnikersity Summer Session by ever growing code; and the results the B~oard in Control of Student l'ublica- shoe, the motley derivation which it tionF. ihas had. Everything from ten-mile- The Associated Press is exclusively en- an-hour speed limits to 60 minutej titled to the use for republication of all news dispatches credited to it or not other wise par'king on the back streets has been tcredited in this ler tend the Iu~al nuw', pull- conceivtd and perpetrated by these lished herein. "skilled administrators," anti the cycle Lintered at the Anti.Arbor, NMichii~ai, is still whirling on at that stupendous postotlice as second class matter. Subscription by carrier, $1.5o; 11' mail, rate which produces about 10,000 laws $2.00. anti an infinite nunber of ordinances Offices: Press 11110ldmng, .'l l 4. i Srcet,) Ann Ar bor, JMichigan. I every year. T#OST EDROLL TVHE SUIDfMILJ ARE OUT! Note In the coMpilation o (this columin great cure kits beeni taken to reduce the nutiler of errors to a mininiit. A large mlajority of the errors which have crept in are dute to the illegible lltfum~iotiJ furi Ishied by the students thelhI'selves, * *1 GRAHAM'S TEXT BOOKS FOR ALL Departments of the University GAt Both Ends of the Diagonal s k Thel('fault may riot be entirely with KLAXON, SON OF KLAXON . ... .. 1 s s F i L t SOnttnujcatis*, ti : ~igurd 4h.i, v.ece (of . Kao h olo lxn nae good faith, w~ill be I ublished in The Swminci the law itself, however, even thouth lxn tesnofKao, nae Daily at the ofciiuu the Exditor. tt tatwouf~jJld ensu(fficient explantation1 woodcraftily through the aboriginal signed commmincatiis Nill receive no cow t sideration. Thle signature may be omitted in of its inefficacy. There may also beI for'est. His well padded feet didn't publication if dots s no by theic s~writer.Th Stunmmer Daily dlotsntlee~r~ nos sonething wrong with the attitude of make a blade of grass tremble. Nolt the sentimtents expressied in the coboniunica' Itbe public which is supposed to ob- a sound issued forth. bon~s. serve the law, and which is oblig- For Klaxon was onl the warpath. ,I ORIAL STAFF ated to observe the law if it is to mean Full twenty moonis had he been seek- 'releihiyoite ISIS, vnything. It is very apparent that inig l3ooniah, the lion, who hazd by MANAGING EDITOR this co-operation has not been forth- stealth carried away the beautiful MANNING HOUSEWORTH coming at times when the structure Dora Chesterfield. The memory of the C hairmian,1 of the law needed it most. sweet packet of femininity madea Editorial Board._....ugene It. tLtekunst City Editor............. Williamt R. Breyer At the present time there is a law v lowv rumble in the apeman's well (de- Music and Drama......... William C. Lucasagisthsaeofieokintevlpdhrt.IfihltleP- Woman's Editor..... ,....,.Julia Ruth Brownagisth saeofieok intevopdhrt. nfihltle e- Night Editors city of Ann Arbor. There is also a wee, the jungle mouse, scampered to Wilton A. Simpson Ibendlore ilornberger pilace six inches across the city limits his little hole; even Razzle, the ele- Paul J. Kern Frederick Shilli to where fireworks may be procured in phant, jumped for a minute in the Douglas Doubleday any and all quantities, very obvious- jungle fastness. Assistants ly for the purpose of breaking the1 It was hard to tell what was going t6ail [.ons '[It ltdd, u< \w asilewski other city ordinance which prohibits I on in that apeman's brain. It prob- 6eoge I'.Me~an orrs Zerding their ..hooting. This sale of explo-' ably was that latent desire of miate BUJSINESS STAFF sives constitutes a violation of the for mte that was stirring in that uni- Telephone 21211. spirit of the law which is just as civilized breast, but you just couldn't BUSINESS MANAGER dangerous andI just as vicious as theI tell. PAUL W. ARNOLD outright selling of them on the prin-1 All of a sudden Klaxon turned still Circulation .................. Kenneth Hlaven cipal corner of town woulid be. TheTFrniNoius like az stone. What was that? is Aderisng AssistantsFrncs ortustgood citizens, however, apparently un 1hostrills dilated,.lHe smelled some- Edward Solomion William F, Cook aware of this fact which underlies Mying. _________________________________the basis of all social organization, It. was the Booniah scent. latronize the man and then proceed; Quickly, the apeman peered into the ___________________________________ with a clear conscience to celebrate the impenetrable jungle. There was THURSDAY, JULY 1, 1926 Fourth. It is one of the many Incon- loutt cn w ad nfoto sitecisof the American people to hill, eyeing Wiml. The beautiful Miss ,Night Editor--F. H. SHILLITO demand and pass laws to which they Qe~it~dcudb encwrn arguretii !5)p Scientifically tiected and prepared foods 11:30-1:,10 5:00-7:'30 FOUNTAIN SERVICE .kFTE RNOON and EVENING ypen every livening except Monday and Tuesday4 600 R. Liberty Phone 9215 Delicious MALTED MILKS Refreshing Drinks Sodas lOc Swift'S DrugStore 340 S. State Street PHONE 9534 II K ILlA)('CL ('ONCLUSON~S Scholarship, athletics, andl longevity have dccuppied the attentions of the secretaries of the Princeton classes of '70 and '75 resulting in the illogical conclusion that the scholar lives long;- e rthan the athlete. Ur. Thomas N. Harvey, secretary of the (class of '75 discoveredi that only{ 30 of a class of 120 are remaining, but that sixe of the "brightest" ten are still living. The average age of these men was 71. For the class of '70, JIos. C. GuernseyJ made ia similar study. He found only 33~ left out of 86. but five of the best scholars were amtong these. Seventy- live wvas the average age. Statistics collected from t wo Prince- ton (lasses can not give a correc-t in-I sif-lht into this matter. Figures must be collected oftten and from variouis; sources to have real significance. It would be a. boon to nmankind ifii someone woulti tell just what com- jrises scholarship. Is the maan who is clever enough to know when and how to Studlyia sc'holar?:'lany receive good marks and meanwhile find, plenty of time in which to play-they dlo this, by saving their energies for the 11lth hour. These groups, as well as the man wvho wins a letter through only ia season's athletic