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IHE UNIVEtbi Y Of MICHIGAN DAILY

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Pblishe Daily (Snday s eepted) duing the
College yea, at
THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN
OeArea: The tnattd Pes, Hentng Btc.
Bth Phuess t17.
31ANAGtN(5 EDTOt.
F. EeeseAa, 'tt L.
BUSINESS 4ILNA(5 'R.
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EDITORS.
ATHLTiCS,.. G. D. Hesase, 'tt E.
T. R. Wesaas, '00 L. A.i. MDttsOLL,'t E
J. BWOiiD, 't, W. i. ttscss,'tt M,
L..J.M&OTeiMERTtw,'00, HR H. JEtiNsiw, 't0L
WA. KIGT e'1L. V. T. EANs '03.
bltos LtLtIANi 1. SAtiNs '03.
Theshsriptisnlpiceusoatth D~AIY is 5.55 tte
the colege yea. with a regiilir deliey efore
sass eahiday. Ntieis, comiiicsiatis, ad
othee mattes itesied tie puhlicaiotitu s ste
handed is atlteDAIY sfies etree Sp. a., or
mailei toisthe editr efohee3 ip i. ot the day
prevouse isthat sstshih they sreepetto
appesr.
Sshcriptis m ay ie letiat the DIOic es,
Mteyes, Oe Sisdltt' eswtad, sewithBuseass
Mtanage. Sibierhseswillcneaeavtasteby
repotintg peoply at thisies aytailreeot
baries to deliertpaise.
All chageiadviertisig inatteemstssin
the osfies y ap. im. oa he esi peissete that
aa whih thee se t assesr.
Nets Course Added to the Uniersit
Curriculum.
To tlied ~i.itroTheiaily:111
I so s (ih noderihalieti is
calld"Telip-Tiop ICous."Ai
esampleiof ihe lb illisei ciatiios ii ile
Uniersiy at the piiesn ime111,%eivgee
lies ollow55ig:Drmtics jilsnil.
Assisetoil poessos el GUclesele)hIls
a grindsinebiiiigi aid terrorizigile1111
for fiesliiln, iaiiiai 1l1nidsiheigialnt ond
benesvoltsle111 r iseniio s iii.pro-
fesssoi's desk l~is 0111 1111i,,1sille ahug
iopls d lenty1113of sting.11Each's tient
cirigsa'p aindlaIsing inii ls Scool-
bag. Thec 11esman 115clssisasasebisci
ini ths rcitatlion5 100111 1h professri
tatisioby ,i hirif I~Clir oil 1111tp ias
foiiows:
Is y0u1ar1 siposd 10 bsoswars, wres
grea 1o 'trsof tletics hr sn
authenlti, hisoicaill rcodthdileiio-
stratels htthlely wsrellaIpole dved
to topsl~pinl iglt.te iet iiswesll-
imaginaioni 10 sppoe thatitheuy aso
suntopsilli. Iliinyeveni iii1 sicllenown i
that 11h1 Greeks swere etusasticlly dic
v otedi 10 eerythinog oi a lushitlleclltli
order;1 therefor, lbs spiningll of cstmmloll
eeryday tous, Ieigtheilightet itllcc
tal order, ad atvliiig a tedecyto 5
riselopsistles higist ieilletua facultlisi
thtitthe r1111 SNaioitwereenlthutsisi-
allyiderotedi 10 ihe spntting of tos. We
First, allows 11h1ttake a fee sueggs-
tinies 1l tillheproper 1method511of toi
spininsig. I irs, tet ois soltd be plaei
1in a posiiont soIthat 1111 111135o te
lo oll ucsl sand iereiclalr to te
eath'stsu15race.Seosdly, te trig
siold be wound wvit great care, regu-
larityoaisi tcceracy 3aro111nd testem tof
lihe ol.Thirudly, te 113111 ofitiesitoltr
shouldsiptll tie srig sth a rapidity
altdwstill gra ar. Tis exereise de-
veloiss ihe iiger itteeelltal faelies
First, arels obervaion; secondly,
steadiness of ere; hirdly, eorreet iseas
of direetionl and msotiol.
We will 1301w preedewith tie reiaiitn.
1\isseSmtsih will piase take a poiionin 5
frot of ihe desik. Yoooay nIow prpare
yourtois for spionisgtlbsameas iis
one on tits desk. Now if you are ready,
please raise tie top, prepare to spin-
"spin.",
Unforunately Mice Smcith, being a
freshman and a begitner, tbs op wob-
bies abont fr a monen atsd hen fals
0v5r to the floor. 'Tbs profesr ob-
serves the top and then says, "Well Miss
Smith, we cannot give you a very high
oarie uponthiat reeitaion. Tics iiget
tussl you kntw is one hundred. We
wil not be shin to give you over twenty-
five; but then of orse being in the
freshman class, yost would not be ex-
peeled t have acquired the highest dx-


terity 1n ihis very ancient antditonorableI LOOK TO US
The recitation thten 1pr011eds 111 asf111 FOR '
fliar wa~y soith a numblsier of senl~tesluntil
the htour is exhausted. 'The professor
dlismtisses the elasseit 1ith thoise that
111ev sill iossrov e their toime so that by
the ncext recitatioin they 1w111 be aisle to
ltake e ietopispeint for at least onse 111i1-
r1te, andi1he hopse111hptiythe enid softhe
sear lilly sill aequire great skill and1 Our first off
dlexterity ini tis vely highli ancdinellee- the itsndsa
tital accomllishentlt,13 th tlust ihave beets BLOCJI CO.
11111rrie oareat iperfectionltiamoneg titc tee is reprel,
aninctl Greeks. 'Te elass is dismoised here. Not m
anii tite lnumbter of college stuldents, girls
andr bsiys,;sleen 0111 011thesicdewsalks bisl- patterns at1
ily spininllg tops,. sho s sh11t1tlily 3re
deerintedi0 to meit the 101511111c1fits of
11he Greek p~rofessor before the year
cloes. Resectfully,
_______ LINDENS
Hoc Thetj stand. & A PPEL
Tegamte swiitCiciago WVi e. cly
caulsed aicothecr shtiftinsg in tepsitsos1
occup~ied illtIls bittinlg 15v1ragecoclumns.15
MclGitnis sltnds alione inlli sin~g use
pe~rcenltof is htleanicils thuls 1110cd1up rh r,
somelln1101111s i11the se. h aln f nfedn fteamen 'its fpoiale
for ith buit lessws eepionstsICe isec-
ags r lwr1 hn1h1oe hl1olth1 fromothIe sprinlg trip duingwh ilch
t11ey11ere plaiyinlg oil foigngrt~1oun~ds
all 1111 tille. Those wsho1have 1l1y3dciin111
fouri or 11101 gamels -sionlasfoilowsel

Fine Clothing, lats
and Furnishings
slring consists of the advance style, fresh from
sf the foretmost Fashion Makers, THE STEIN
I. Every Fabric that has strengtht and Charsc-
sented in this collection; every style in vogue is
aerchant tailor will give yen the sme style and
50 per cent. more money..... .. .. .. . .

CHFITTIT
Campu~s

209 S. Main
Street.

French Cook in Charge

URNISIJESOFIRST-CLA1SS;BOARD.

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Filds.
974
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REGULAR BOARD $2.75. 1FIEAL TICKETS $3.00. Short
ordero pronsptly filled. Freoh Home Made Candy nosy on bend
with the famous Spsonge Caramel a specialty. Pop corn halls
and saled peanuts now readys. Come in and iry them,
W S. PARKER
709 N. University Avenue

But a Fets Minstrl Seats are Left
for the Late Conmers. ATH LETIC AS OCAIO INSTRLS
cii at 811111alss111e1113all 01f1111 desir-
(11111 sells hae eetaenicllsi. Stranlge 10
say1111 tere s s'olie al101e11demnd ci Teeming with .
for 1th1 high priiced 11nesflthan for t1111'
chepe bi t is less (Ii11cs ill ns ill dil
cilillig iirfiirl.nic 15will bie superIir to j IHIT S
Ihellst 1,1ne1 ill sevliira luspctus.Per- SONG S End
(ills shoiuld n ot hict clois ihih cxhlctu- Lo l S PECIlALT IES
tiol11s foir an1 am1t1ucr1 pierIo 11101ce. It
is imitpossiblie ho swork it)1111n1aofest weeks,
ai510 sho- hiich it i ual tui hiose ch i
sml iscepancs a cbun oap-
hcr ti mutb ondonIlls h111rformc SecureS5 eats at Once,
ancels is excepionlly 1a1ckiin 11thcse
tuuui diinrsteidI persons w 1hoae 5s'1111
1t11 rehealrstals,slipthaito mparelols faior-
abhp wsit1110113 plofcssl 1101 shios. A FEW GOOD ONES LEFT
Frcesidenit RicardciJessIielprstient of
thit Uiverslsity' of -MissiuriIws I l in tie
cuss iyestr allillnDr Igll. 111110
leve fthericlslruat9311111 isilli ining11 CH A R T IS A T SH EEH A N 'S
pilal's.

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Only 14co per 100 Words.
SCHOOL OF SHORTHAND
707 N. UNIVERSITY AVE.

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