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Voi.. XVIII.

OH LA!I HOW THEY DO
CARRY ON IN PARIS
:aren't They the Giddy Things at
Christmas! - Throw Bonbons
and Kiss Pretty Waitresses.
TlW itt I trench iitiditYtaincln(1-
Ii ' dscribeditby Prof.5Jamses I. PlirdtI
1hr is lo 'hitmaIs vacation' its
Pa t<iand t th S ritosse andth ie


the phsilanthbropsist and the rabble,' ssf
fickle as in the (lays, of Caesar, jeers as
the ertssshile friend, whose bread-, or-
riskher bonbons, it has gladly devonred.
" t te ost-carense,' thie queens of
quteetns, laundsress stsousghishiestay bse, is
thse mst listisngsuislseud indsividual ini
Far is. Nothing tanl interrupi t'esri-
tiphal progress if Iser splendidl chasriot.
Ese ithtie street cars and funserals swill
stopsmetims ftsr half ass hotr, to let
sec pass. Youtstrusst nostice her gorgeos
attire. It is saildstsat ser rolbe is a tees-
('nt from5 ltse Presisdent's asife.
"fTs' lovely sovereign recogsizes tsee'
duttoy155 riG itse ' ltef d 'etat' ansI does
not fail to vsit 'Itysce. 'There thse
trestsgreets Iser front a swindowtsv tt
te firstifloor. 'T'se General Secretaryv
receisv'ster ands, ont behalf of stetPres-

Ctf[DYCUB L HAS Ili.lI (11 t1 'i(NlN: N(ltit i); M'LAUGHLIN WVIL
FULL REHEARSAL I~h or atj'tc;nof :4 .5k t <"jn;, ij' LECTURE NXT WEEK \,. crf~td ate cti
---- hI t wentssity sststslet's '',stsstsi nd
Everything in Readiness for Pre= tt Iltetttt tttt ,tt-t ~i Former Michigan Professor Wl
sentation of Play Tonight--To °IyItt tk on ernlutnceeoetilittta
tr r sdetti,Ite. I Ititlatti tlk n'nfl;telf P litca
Surpass All Former Efforts. oprl'etI rles Ittcittisecret t tt R arties on Aimeri a n Iiistory.'
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'IeTh te sts c lcit) heista a lls ely'ciiitst ijlto t)dltl tie 'etii f r' otthes 'Ih rcca. \ ie C I('l-t7,t r
last ight inttasleNess t sissiesais-ter "' 11c purp se if ste lilt sg~it zte tt 'its." ~icl t i 1 s l i
stitht 'costumses, sec Herel'Iti ts n take- ~iis It)titsitu sociat i s~ttiotiital. I ;th il1 ~ r n"'~ei i
til e r ttlil it' l ie s'ss't i isisic t Ij and ttt i lt tt f ~ o line' tt lls iid nw C lI;ri , l t~i<n 1l;cr. n
site st itsttituen er f te caIii 55''Ie ttctstsit t ss us ti s sift h a tlr.o c d- rn(; < c 'tes , i in ?
-'Thie leei'ttiit g Office'tis 1-11 lie f1sT i l it Iest iettig sill Its' ld ins- lc t siliar l I sp~ it int sr it,
stlittr t o sit site plyts etcr teesetti' y dt'jI.1. 'n- c t eI~ttl< ~ lt ;
tile cissit. Ptit. Istilis Sitauss ''"l'e 1 111t1 i s~is rib~ o v {fdw i1'ct ft

Iii A s said lroif. lied. ''(tilyite day iulnit, pitts a Ikiss oltnt elsroyal dchk imtself as55 pe lists titeased:l. I v T [I S I YE XE II Elie'S \ IAI At It' a lits- vilI
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11 ivn itne s -t ts ,sa t'e tegitte in ------madeitt () iiteilc 1i les itat ct-cy iter et s ro- I cli i ll y
(i h er in cassad lecturies StiCIEIS IAY)I) N titter tlay wh~ichi t'ouild 5tax ile l(, ttliiy It is rtuttulrcislisiar'o its iut eialteu l . is i Is I ti Mic
are ciitt sttalut sneaicorissce iwit lte iro- isI 1 lAN hNSIAN COPtY ttf te Ittest hprofessionatl a-tse. 'iters:' (1Iii isttrit-lit tht lfte .feusit YlcS 111i t'e tiettfill it ii
"i )ihitl v vreliit goses tso tClasses anso ecieties are sentditng itt si-"n'ttsia ttit u titt' ofii intieest listt slit inks '- I i titttiti istt'issal ''~i Iv, tl I~l' - --5 t);tlt
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;a sc inte C stsedrta lisbts skis s is'ot iganen'tsianl. IFromi all isndicastioss te e li t sititis t st stitf ie s tt ilb tHs is,'t (Iret ite(] cl litis orlithe I t onic' A i s ~u Stat~
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a iO er, c ' e Its'forten l ess ac''hsled i to s'e sepresetedtilintshle Mirli- suitsw tilisteIrsio"f'Ii sltig aIpsit,' tt its is )rIs 'sc 'II its sesic lsithe rset odI i~.; .1 liitry f ll
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turey sp s{commonu tee. Its pac:is1ae ten tos le taken sand tiecoespya of wss' con'stsiudt'ed a'ii hs a,,i,huts sits's'gusts is'to illt hisscoddsi t he f( i ~ ts ,5d I ("'
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